A hilarious Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Show, Rob Schneider Controversy and John Mulaney is into hosting The Oscars

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Callaroga Shark Media. I am jazzed
right before he record. I'm like,

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let me just throw Triumph the Insult
Comic Dog into Google and see what comes

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up. There's a new story.
I haven't even read it yet. I

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found it less than thirty seconds ago. Can't wait. A couple jokes from

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Late Night Seth Myers. In a
new interview, former President Trump credit himself

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for not launching a criminal investigation.
It's a Hillary Clinton while in office.

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Unfortunately, he could never figure out
which porn star she paid off. Trump

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said he'd be willing to serve jail
time after being convicted on thirty four felony

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accounts, which would be the first
time he shared a bedroom in a while.

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Trump hinted that he would arrest Hillary
Clinton for something. Ronnie Chank said,

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You're gonna jail Hillary Clinton. Haven't
you done enough to this woman?

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It's like the Russian mob killing John
Wick's dog, and John Wick is like,

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you know who's gonna pay for this? Hillary Clinton? All right?

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From WTTV they were at Triumph the
Insult Comic Dogs show the other night.

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This was Monday night at the theater. WTTV wonders why former Governor Rod Blagoyevitch

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would accept an invitation from a puppet
dog with a pension for profanity? Is

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it a need for attention? Is
he trying to show that he's a good

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sport? Triumph hosted a Jeopardy style
game show with celebrity contestants, including Blagoyevitch

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and ex Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster.
The governor was greeted by light applause and

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loud booze. Triumph said to the
former governor, you should give Trump your

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recipe for toilet wine. Lagoyevitch said, I'm a trumpet crap? Is that

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like a transervative? The former contestant
on Celebrity Apprentice said, you get me

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out of prison, you get my
vote. Triumph said public schmublic abortion a

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schmort that was funny, just to
say. The game began. It was

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called Let's Make a poop. Each
contestant given a buzzer with a specific sound

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effect. Dempster's was Harry Carey saying
where am I? Blagoyevitch had Trump saying

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Hannibal Lector, a supervisor from the
Department of Streets and Sanitation, was introduced

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to big applause. I could see
this twist coming from a mile away,

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until it was announced that he was
the person responsible for paving over the rat

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hole. Remember the rat hole.
One clue in the game was this loud

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and incessant noise is louder than cicadas? The answer, what is the press

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talking about cicadas? I'm losing it
now. I'd like to doing this impression.

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Though there was more Trump bashing,
he now slurs his slurs. WTTV

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says it was a silly, fun
and inexplicable evening. Sounds like a really

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good time. Rob Schneider in the
news the Hospitals of Regina Foundation, and

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yes it does sound dirty to say
Regina, And yes I did look it

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up. The Hospitals of Regina Foundation
has reiterated its sincere and unconditional apology for

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a set performed by Rob Schneider.
Oh No, what happened? The Leader

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Post tells us Schneider was advertised as
the main entertainment act for the Four Seasons

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Ball, a fundraiser that took place. According to public accounts of the evening

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shared on social media, Schneider's comment
set included jokes made the expense of the

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LGBTQ two plus community He also made
several jokes about vaccination policies and the COVID

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nineteen pandemic. According to witnesses,
Schneider was roundly booed during his performance,

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which ended much earlier than planned.
I feel like this has happened before,

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right. The Hospitals of Regina Foundation
set in a statement. While we recognize

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that in a free and democratic society, individuals are entitled to their views and

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opinions, and that comedy is intended
to be edgy, the content, positions

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and opinions expressed during mister schneider set
do not align with the values of our

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foundation and team. We do not
condone, accept, endorse, or share

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mister Schneider's positions has expressed during his
comedy set and acknowledge that in this instance,

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the performance did not meet the expectations
of our audience and our team.

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People don't seem to do their research
when they book comedians. Regardless, The

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four season ball raised more than three
hundred and fifty thousand dollars for Regina Hospitals.

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Taylor Tomlinson took part in an ama
on Reddit on Tuesday. One fan

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was curious about how much info do
you give the panelists you know maybe people

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are writing jokes in advance. Tomlinson
said, we have an amazing writer's room

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full of hilarious comedians who helped prep
all of the panelists, so they go

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into the show with great jokes prepared. There's still plenty of room to improvise

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and make jokes off the cuff,
though, and certain games specifically call for

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improv so it's like Hollywood Squares.
No problem there. Ay ridiculous question.

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Would you like to have Conan O'Brien
on? Gee? What is she gonna

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say? No? I don't want
Conan on this show, Tomlinson revealed.

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I would love it if Conan came
on the show. A dream Conan is

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also welcome on this show. In
fact, if Conan does this show,

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I won't even show up for that
episode. I'll just let Conan do it.

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There's a big article about John mullaney
going around. I'll dive into that

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tomorrow. But a quick thing,
John Mulaney is not saying no to hosting

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the Oscars. I think mullanie would
be great at it. I also think

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leave it alone. Let Jimmy Kimmel
host it for the next twenty five years.

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It ain't broken, don't fix it. M'lanie can host the Golden Globes.

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I mean, what could go wrong
if you host the Golden Globes?

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Malani said, I used to have
strong opinions. I'll only do this,

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I'll never do that, and I
don't want to get pigeonholed. And I

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think both I and the entire entertainment
business has changed so much. I mean,

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there are people who one hundred percent
host a game show every week and

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we have no idea except the millions
of people watching them. Blaney hosted the

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Academy's Governor's Awards, which is what
got people talking about him hosting the Oscars.

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He said, I really had fun
doing that. I will say I'm

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open to whatever. I personally have
an affinity for something lower key. It's

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so fun to try and do your
absolute best at not the biggest award show,

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like the Spirit Awards or Governor's Awards. They're just a little more relaxed

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and casual. Going in and trying
to have a crop load of fun is

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a great feeling. Jimmy Kimmel had
on Vice President Harris he was worried that,

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you know, maybe he'd be a
victim of lock him up. Kimmell

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said, Trump has made it pretty
plain that he's planning to go after his

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enemies or whatever you want to call
them. Realistically, what can a president

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do to say, uh, talk
show host this and making fun of him,

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What can he actually do to like, for example, me, The

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Vice President said, in all seriousness, Jimmy, your right to bring this

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up. Trump has been very clear
he intends to weaponize the Department of Justice

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against his political enemies. He had
my dictators and says he'll be a dictator.

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On day one, Matt Rife went
on Instagram. You know it's new

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dates for Chicago and Nashville shows.
Rife wrote, first, I wanted to

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say thank you so much for all
the well wishes. I'm working on getting

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better and can't wait to come back
shortly and give you the best possible shows

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that you deserve. Having the reschedule
shows broke my bleeping heart and I hate

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it, but I deeply appreciate your
understanding and wanted to update you on those.

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The Chicago dates are December twenty six, twenty seven, and twenty nine,

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and thirty. The Nashville shows at
the Ryman Will We moved to a

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new venue because the Ryman didn't have
any dates to reschedule until June twenty five.

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An announcement with Nashville dates is coming
soon. On Gossip Corner, Chloe

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Kardashian and Chris Jenner went to go
see Ellen Degenner as a due comedy.

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We're told Chloe paired her newly dyed
red hair with a black bodysuit and black

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leather pants, while Chris spotted an
all black outfit. An update on kmita

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ha, they are doing a festival
in Montreal July eighteenth to twenty eighth.

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This year's one will be primarily a
French festival. President Sylvain Parentz Badard said,

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it's great for us, it's great
for the artists, and it's great

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for the fans. The ten day
event, we'll have around thirty shows featuring

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two hundred artists. Comedian richardson Zephears
said there are a lot of different shows.

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Yes, their stand up, but
there's also a country night. They're

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going to be musical shows, so
I think there's a beautiful variety of shows

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so that the shows can answer to
different kinds of crowds. I'm happy because

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I'm going to just for lass since
I was young. I came to see

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a lot of shows. I did
a lot of shows, I produced a

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lot of shows. So I'm happy
to see that there's a continuity, and

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I think it's exciting that it's something
new. The CEO per and Badard said,

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we're going to announce an English speaking
program soon and it's going to be

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under the Just for Last brand that
we just acquired. Right, that's cool.

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The Washington Post it profiled ten comedians
doing the DC scene that you should

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know. One of them is Liz
Barlow, and they asked Liz about a

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time that she bombed. Liz said, my favorite bomb is in a dive

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born Virginia Beach. Not to brag, but I'm banned now. And I

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got on stage in a room of
very racist military folks and told every race

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in police joke I had in my
notebook at the time. I didn't even

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pivot for sex jokes, just straight
gunning. I wanted to be walked to

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my car. Your pre show routine, water drinking, prayer, and lots

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of women rappers. What else should
we know about you? I'm a single

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mom who works too hard and loves
her kid and never stops. And I'm

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a survivor me Johnny Mack. I'm
losing my voice because of my half assed

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triumph impression. I don't know how
Smichel does that for an hour. And

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that's your comedy news for today.
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right, Yeah, you probably heard
the promo. Do it see tomorrow