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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey man, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news. John Mulaney, in that Hollywood Reporter roundtable
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was asked what would a John Mulaney type be if
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someone were casting a John Mullini type. M'lanie said, when
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it has come up, it means like a gentle, lilliss,
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soulless wooden boy who's fast on his feet. John adds,
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I'm much less nerdy than people think. Whatever that means,
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I feel a little more weight in my feet when
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I walk around. Eliza Selessinger had her proverbial car waxed
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by Billboard. There is just a massive campaign going on
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trying to get her an Emmy. Billboard said, I was
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blown away when I learned you don't write out your
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jokes except for a few key words. Have you always
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had that ability, Eliza said, I guess so. I never
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questioned it or thought about it. It's only in the
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last few years that I've been asked about it. I
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figured everybody had a little list of words. I know,
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people like Joan Rivers had a whole card catalog, but
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what I do as ephemeral. I'll talk about Joe and
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I worked with her and her radio show in two
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thousand and one, sit there with two writers. There was
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like the young guy who would have the hip references
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and the older, more established guy. Joan was amazing because
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these guys would write down jokes on a card, pass
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them to Joan and she would deliver them in her style,
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in her voice. And you know, some of the younger references,
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she might not even have known what the reference meant,
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but she knew how to tell a joke and would
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nail it. It was really great she and you know
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every night there were a ton of index cards which
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we threw out, and here twenty five years later on
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the fly, I'm thinking, oh, I probably should have taken
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those out of the garbage. That would have been pretty valua.
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But I have now, twenty five years later, not that
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I'd sell them. I would just donate them to the
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Comedy Museum. But anyway, that was the thing that happened
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back in two thousand and one. Eliza said, I'm only
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using the material for about a year, and anything that
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I don't use gets jotted down as a word or
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a sentence or two. I don't have a library, and
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maybe that's stupid. Maybe I forget punch lines that I
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could have used. I have a famous bit among my friends.
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It's about Las Vegas. I did it on the road
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for a year. I never wrote it down to this day.
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My husband's like, why don't you do your Vegas bit?
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And I'm like, I can't I remember it. So after
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a lie on random friends and my husband to remind me,
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what was that I said about curly irons by the pool. Also,
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I write so much material. I believe the good things
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stick when I'm creating that hour. To me, that's the
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litmus test. It's also a great way to fight off Alzheimer's.
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It's normal to do with joke two thousand times and
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then on the two thousand and first time, you're like, wait,
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what was the punchline? But for me, that's where the
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craft and practice come in. I go up a lot,
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and I love doing it. And I'm always running and
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rerunning and fine tuning. Because when I do my special
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or go out on the road and people spend a
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lot of money to see me, I want them to
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see a polished product, not me sifting through a notebook
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or being drunk on stage. More from the Emmy campaign
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billboard was like your production value is a polished and
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sophisticated Eliza said, I appreciate that Homi old school. I
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like a shiny floor. I like a high production value.
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Low fi production for sure has its place, and we'll
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live in a world where people are getting famous off
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at TikTok clip from the Giggle Hut. But there's something
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special about getting to create a special I agree there.
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I like the show business of it all. I want
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people to feel like they're watching something of quality, and
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I believe what I create is of quality. Well, guys,
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if you listen to this podcast, I don't have to
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tell you who the King of comedy is. You know
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who the King of comedy is. Obviously, the King of
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comedy is Jack Black, because he's going to receive the
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King of Comedy Award at the twenty twenty five Nickelodeon
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Kid's Choice Awards. Jack Black is the second person to
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receive the award King of Comedy. Now, obviously, who would
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be the other king of comedy if not Jack Black?
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Only one name comes to mind, the Great, hilarious, all
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his movies, fantastic, his act is, and stupid at all.
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The King of comedy Adam Sandler. Of course, given the
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honor back in twenty twenty three. Jack Black will accept
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the Silver Blimp on stage on June twenty first. I
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know you're looking forward to this. It'll be on Nickelodeon teen,
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Nick Nicktoons, Nick Junior, MTV two who apparently still exists,
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and CMT eight Eastern five Pacific. Put it on your calendar.
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So Jack Black the King of Comedy. But if you
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listen to this podcast every day, I don't have to
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tell you who the Queen of Comedy is, do I know?
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Of course not say it with me some more, of
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course him more the Queen of Comedy. I got this
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press release here from the upcoming because they're Funny DC
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Comedy Festival, and they included this paragraph. Hell does the
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Queen of Comedy some more? Celebrated for razor sharp wit,
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trailblazing stand up specials, and unforgettable roles in films such
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as Friday Afternext and Soul Playing. Anyway, the Queen of
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Comedy Samoora and Jay Farrow or the headlining acts at
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the third annual. Because they're Funny DC Comedy Festival. It
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is not until October, but they've had a pretty nice
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lineup the previous two years, so looking forward to that one.
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Leanne Morgan spoke a little more about her upcoming sitcom Leanne.
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In Leanne. Leanne Morgan plays Leanne, whose life is upended
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when her husband of thirty three years leaves her for
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another woman. Starting over when you're a grandmother and in
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menopause isn't exactly what she had in mind, but with
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the help of her family, she will navigate this new
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chapter with grace, dignity, and jello salad comedy writing rule
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of three. But she wants people to understand this is fiction.
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She explains, The premise is not based on my real life.
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It's based on my comedy, but it would be too
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weird to be about me and real life husband Chuck
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Morgan and my real children. It was Chucklriie that came
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up with the premise of my husband wants a divorce
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and does it over email and has had an affair
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with a younger woman. Here, I am a grandmother. Blah
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blah blah, I just did all that. Tim Daly plays
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her new love interest in the show, and she had
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to kiss him, something she asked her real life husband
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about beforehand. She explained, I had to say to you
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real life husband, Chuck Morgan. I'm kissing Tim daily in
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this episode, and I go, does that bother you? Leanne
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said it doesn't bother her husband because Chuck Morgan wants
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me to make money. Roseanne told Fox News Digital about
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having an accident with a tractor that left her with
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quote several injuries recently while working on her hill country ranch.
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I had this one tree, I guess it was two
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nights ago. I knocked at it and a big old
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branch fell right on my head and trapped me in
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my tractor. Roseanne said. It took an hour to move
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the tree branch, which she described as wingh one hundred pounds.
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I was like, oh, I'm seventy two years old, but
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I just said, my mighty prayers always work. I said,
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come on, God, I'm seventy two years old, and I
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just want to be able to harness all this strong
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Russian energy. And I know he's still having me if
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you're with me, And then I flipped it. She told
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Fox News. The one drawback from the artwork is I
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don't clear the trees as good as I should, and
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I'm always hitting a tree and knocking it over, and
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it always hits me on the head. Okay. Her son
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told US magazine that Roseanne splits her time between Sexist
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and Palm Beach, Florida. She's been busy writing scripts and
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that she may make a return to TV. The Television
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Academy has revealed the Hall of Fame class of twenty
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twenty five, many people getting in, including Macpacker, Henry Winkler,
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and Conan O'Brien. The twenty seventh Hall of Fame class
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will be inducted in LA on August sixteenth. Congratulations to
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those guys and the others. Brett Goldstein caught up with
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the rap and said he's been a comedian for like
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two decades, but I've done seventeen years of stand up
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and there's no proof I could be lying. I've always
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resisted filming. I never put stuff I did online. It's
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about the live experience, and I feel that quite strongly.
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There's a pack to make with the audience, which I love.
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The exchange happens at a room with an audience, and
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when you take that out of context and stick it
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on the internet for people to weigh in on, I
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sort of think, yeah, this wasn't for you, It was
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for the room and where we did it. He had
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that pretty darn good HBO special recently, and he said
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it became a challenge of how do you make it
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work on screen? I know it worked in the room,
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but how do you edit stand up? How do you
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frame it? Where do you cut into a joke? Thank
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God I work with brilliant people who knew what they
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were doing, because I was constantly like, how do we
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make sure this is funny on screen? I don't know
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what people were expecting when they came to see me.
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It amazed me that they bought tickets not knowing me
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as a stand up. I think it probably worked in
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my favorite because their expectations must have been pretty low.
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Maybe they thought I was going to come out and
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kick a ball and say f off and leave and
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that would be enough. But instead I came out and
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did stand up as myself. In a way, it's helpful
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because I've promised them nothing and their expectations are low,
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so when I'm a competent stand up, it seem like
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I'm really good. Bob oden Kirk is starting to wrap
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up press for Nobody Too. He spoke with Esquire and
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said most movies don't work. They just don't. Out of
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one hundred movies, there's like two classics in there. There
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are twelve worth seeing. There's another fifteen that are fine,
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and then the rest are a mess. More advice from
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Bob Odenkirk. If you don't want to take risks is
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don't be in this business. You know people will make
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their work too precious and take too long to put
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it out. I always say, what do you think you're making?
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Last week I told you about the Stephen Colbert Book Club.
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Probably the coolest thing going well. Keenan Thompson is now
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putting out a book. What is going on? I guess
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he saw Jimmy fallon making children's book money. So Keenan
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Thompson is releasing his first children's book, this one called
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Unfunny Bunny. Unfunny Bunny follows Unfunny Bunny. As Unfunny Bunny
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embarks on his first day of school, determined to be
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the class cut up when his jokes fall flat, Unfunny
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Bunny learns about unexpected friendship and pursuing your dreams. The
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story contains thirty unfunny jokes throughout, with illustrations by Tony Neil.
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Margaret Show went on social media, listing the fillers, injections,
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and cosmetic proceidures she's had on her face. She said
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this is a fifty six year old woman. She revealed
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that her chin is fake, stating the whole chin is filler,
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and added she's indicted sculpture, which sounds like a science
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fiction villain, like, oh, we got to stop sculpture. Nope.
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Sculpture is an injectable that stimulates collagen production. She's injected
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the sculpture into much of her face, which sounds like
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something sculpture would do. Right. Sculpture wants to capture you
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and inject stuff in your face. That's what sculpture would do.
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Margaret Chose says her lips are natural, although she once
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had filler there but not recently. She also said she'll
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entertain the idea of a face lip, saying I'll lift whatever.
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