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Callaroga Shark Media. Are they armed? Johnny mac with your
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Daily Comedy News John Stewart at the New York Comedy
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Festival started talking about Mayor elect Zorn Mamdani. John asked
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the crowd, are you excited about Mamdani? You're the ones
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moving out. Everybody's nervous. He's going to turn the city
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into a crap hole. That's why I moved here. Didn't
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we move here because New York's of crap hole? We
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didn't come here because it's nice. If you can't make
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it here, you can't make it anywhere. John said, I'm
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excited to see what the guy does. People say, are
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you worried about anti semitism? John's tag. I'll be honest
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with you, I'm not worried about anti semitism. I mean
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I think anti semitism will be fine. Taylor Tomison heading
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back to television. Nope, she's not getting a late night
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talk show. Those are over. Apparently, she has filmed a
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new special at Michigan's Fountain Street Church, a one year
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old church in Grand Rapids. She do two warm up
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shows on the thirtieth and thirty first taped to perform
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is on the first She also directed this special, her fourth.
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Netflix has not yet announced a release date for the
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new special. Matt Rife will have a special, this one
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called Matt Rife Unwrapped, a Christmas CrowdWork Special. This one
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will be out on Netflix on December two. On the
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marysu dot com, Rachel Leischmann wrote, Matt Rife is now
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doing a CrowdWork special since his jokes didn't work. Rachel
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apparently not a fan, right. Matt Rife is a quote
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unquote comedian who often uses his CrowdWork to make people
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think he's good at stand up. So when his stand
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up specials inevitably failed, people realize quickly that he isn't
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as funny as his TikTok page. Let people believe now,
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the quote unquote comedian is releasing a special built entirely
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around crowd work. Why is that? Oh, because that's what
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Rife was quote unquote good at. Rachel Leishman writes, I
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don't like Rife's style of comedy. It's not really stand up.
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He just basically has a conversation with people and says
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things that people might deem funny. But he's not going
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into comedy shows with jokes prepared I'll comedy snow belong
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with you here, sure, but I have to understand the
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casuals sitting on the couch they hit play on Netflix.
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Did they laugh? Did they not laugh? Did they have
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a good time? Did they not have a good time?
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And they're going to have a good time watching Matt
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Rife do crowd work. Now, if you want to stand
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in the back at a comedy seller and smoke cigarettes
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and be a snob about it, I'll hang out with you.
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I get it. I do it all the time. On
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this podcast, Rachel writes, when did he prepare his jokes
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for his previous stand up specials? They were sexist and
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not at all funny. So what does it say about
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him as a comedian. He can talk to people, but
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ask him to write something and it's going to be
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offensive and rude. Chance with So, if you want to
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spend your holidays with Matt Rife, I guess your Christmas
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wish came true. I don't want to spend my holidays
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with Matt Rife. I mean, he's welcome, come over. I'll
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hang out with him. But the specials out December seconds,
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which you know isn't really the holidays, is it? Bret Goldstein,
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who has one of the best comedy specials of the year.
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He's going to star as an accidental male escort in
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a new series for Amazon Prime. It's called Escorted. Bret
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Goldstein will play a divorced father in Manhattan who accidentally
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becomes a male escort in this romantic comedy about second chances,
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the mayhem of cope, parenting, and whether real intimacy can
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ever be bought copyrighting rule of three. You want more
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things to watch on TV? Okay, how about Mike Tyson's
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Return of the Mike Tour. Mike is going to film
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a comedy special December fourteenth at the Seminole Hard Rock
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Hotel and Casino in Hollywood. Mike, who did not appear
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at the Riod Comedy Festival, has done some worse things
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in his life. You could look up his resume, but
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I guess we're all cool. Sure comedy special Why Not?
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Hard Rock and Netflix announced that Mike Tyson's highly anticipated
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live show Return of the Mike will be filmed for
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an upcoming global Netflix special, giving fans worldwide the chance
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to experience the boxing icon's most honest and hilarious performance yet.
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Mary Beth Baron. She's getting a Netflix special that's right
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known on the stand up side for her self aware,
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darkly postmodern material. Mary Beth Baron is also a writer
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and actor. No date yet on that special. Dany Kaaling
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is working on a new comedy called Not Suitable for
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Work that'll be on Hulu. So you're gonna have to
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decide do you support fascism in the ABC Disney Company?
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Where do you walk all the way upstairs and get
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the scrubs DVDs like those of us who are four
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freedom are doing up to you whatever you want. I
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like this bit. Not Suitable for Work has added twelve
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new cast members. That's a lot, mindy twelve. This does
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not include the one, two, three, four, five already announced leads.
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There's twelve additional people. What are we doing? Victor Garber
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will play West Dryden, the host of a prestigious investigative
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journalism ship. Greg German is David Teitelbaum, Josh's father and
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the powerful chairman of a major media conglomerate. Judy Gold
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will play paula longtime producer at the West Dryden show.
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Eggelnwotam will play Kate Woodson, the assistant head of School,
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an exclusive all girls private school in Manhattan. This sounds horrible.
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Harry Richardson has been cast as movie star internet boyfriend
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Austin Blanchette. Constance Wu has been cast as Vanessa Sue,
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an intense and demanding celebrity stylist. Laura Bell Bundy has
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been cast as AJ's mom. Amy Stella Everett will play Vivian,
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who's Josh's girlfriend who takes pride in her work as
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a social worker. May Hang plays Jocelyn, an associate at
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the New York Investment Bank Fisher Stassin. What are we doing?
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Bavesh Patel has been cast as Deleep, a VP at
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the New York Investment Bank Fisher Stassin. Oh, there's more,
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and I'm not going to stop. This is what Mindy
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Kayling wants you to watch. Amelia Suarez has been cast
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as Elena, a smart and capable intern at the West
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Dryden Show. Michael Benjamin Washington has been cast as a
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landlord and aspiring dancer Antuan. There's no premier date yet
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for Not Suitable for Work. It'll be on Hulu again.
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If you want to support fascism, you can get Hulu
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and remember we as we've learned this week. Hilarious is
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where your career starts to go on the downside. Hi, mindy,
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how you doing? You want more TV? I have more TV.
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Rory scovel has been tapp is the co lead opposite
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Rachel Bloom in an ABC half hour pilot Do You
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Want Kids?
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Now?
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ABC? At Disney. Those are those guys that kick Jimmy
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Kimmel off the air. So you got to decide do
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you like Rory scapable or is more fascism? You gotta pick? Here?
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Did I watch them Monday Night Football this week? I didn't.
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I have you two TV where there is no Disney,
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There's no conflict there, and I still won the football
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pool Scott Beckett. I don't need to watch the games,
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not just pick. I even told Scott Beckett what the
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system is. I'll tell all of you. If the spreads
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more than three and a half, take the points, that's it.
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That's the entire system. Anyway. On the fascist show Do
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You Want Kids, Rory plays Alex, Rachel Bloom plays Rosie,
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and the show delves into how their lives are dramatically
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altered in a sliding doors style exploration of one universe
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where they have a child and another where they don't.
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That is way too complicated for an ABC sitcom. Even
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in the time of freedom. ABC viewers can't handle that, guys.
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Vanity Fair asked David Kross about all those people that
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were going to leave the country if George W. Bush
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was elected. Cross said, back then, I thought it was
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a little hysterical and hyperbolic and dramatic, and I certainly
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didn't engage in that. But the difference is all the
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things we've discussed Ice as a bunch of proud boys,
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people enjoy beating people up and enjoying the kind of
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power and are now being given badges and guns and
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told go get them boys. And if that person points
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their camera at you and they're filming, you can go
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and curb stomp them. That's fine. And that old sixty
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five year old priest is trying to say, please, don't
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shove them in the street. They don't care about anybody
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but white nationalists. That's who's in the streets now. So
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that's different. You know, there's no law anymore, so yeah,
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things are a bit different. Cat Williams has defeated a
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lawsuit over a midtown brawl. This news out of Atlanta.
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Cat had been accused of assaulting four women outside Inn
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Atlanta club in twenty sixteen. The reports say, with a
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legal technicality, Cat Williams says dodged the lawsuit. The case
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was thrown out last week by a federal judge who
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said the women missed their deadline to serve Williams with
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their complaint despite receiving authority to use the US Marshal Service.
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That's all I know about it. I would like to
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tell you more, but that's all I half.
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Gossip Connor whispers in the street, gossip corn, probably about Pete.
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Gossip con Aware are the rumors meeting with Johnny Mack.
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It's always a tree.
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We are on gossip corner and it is about Pete
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from the Sun, which is not only the star at
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the center of the solar system in which you live,
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which gives you light and heat. It's also a UK
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tabloid and they say Pete Davidson and Colin, Joe Staten
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Island Ferry Retavoc. I've made myself laugh at my dumb jokes. Sorry,
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Retavoc on the New York City Marathon and caused major
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delays for runners. Now, I, as you know, am a
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two time New York City Marathon finisher. So I am
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on team Marathon here. What did these horrible faery people do?
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The faery guys they got some money from Nike. The
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faerry was painted red with Nike branding and the text
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NYC won't carry you, it pushes you run. The ferry
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was tugged into the waters near the Verizontal Bridge. A
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source tells the son again the newspaper not these are
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at the center of the solar system. Beaton Collins ferry
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caused a delay for runners taking the ferry to Staaten
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Island for the start of the marathon. Some people thought
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it was a joke, but it wasn't. You see, the
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runners ferries were leaving about twenty minutes later than they
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should have, and they were told there were issues with
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Staten Island helping the guys with the ferry was causing
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him back up on the river. Everybody was already anxious,
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so it was a bit frustrating. Now I can see
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that being stressful. As you know, I'm a two time
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year City Marathon finisher and I when I do the race,
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I take the ferry there because it's nice. You know,
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you get to like chill out on the boat a
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little bit and look out and you see the Statue
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of Liberty and you get good views of the New
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York Harbor. But then you have to get on a
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shuttle boss and then you have to get to the village,
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and you want to time that because if it's a
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little cold, and it was a little cold this year,
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you don't want to get to the village too early
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because then you're just standing around freezing, And then you
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have to decide, am I going to run in the
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sweatshirt that's keeping me warm? Or do you throw it away?
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I did it was warm. I just ran in what
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I brought. The first year, they had a system where
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a lot of people just throw their running gear away
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and just I don't know. I'm a bartender son, I
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just don't think that way. So you could pay to
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have your extra sweatshirt shipped back to you, which is
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what I did on my first marathon twelve years ago.
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I digress, So anyway, I could see how that would
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be stressful if you're like, hey, I just want to
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get to Staten Island. Why is Pete Davidson's ferry in
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my way from cron dot com. John mulaney spotted at
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a museum. Yeah, he was at the Manial Collection in Montrose.
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The museum posted John Mulaney dropped by the Manial Collection
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this morning, following his tour stop in Houston this over
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the weekend. Thank you for visiting out today. On the
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eight hundred pound Gorilla, Angela Johnson races, say I won't
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the Spanish dubbed release. That's interesting. The near Ak Comedy
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Festival continues with almost no buzz. Told you it's a
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big city. The lineup is just not there this year.
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Love the people, but they've had bigger in the past.
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All right, let's check out the schedule. Oh look, they
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listened to me. They added a new button. We can
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start with the date you actually want to look at. Wow,
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imagine that. Okay, I'm not reading you everything. I'm just
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going to tell you if I see any big names. No, no,
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Morgan Jay at seven. Let's say no Morgan Jay show
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at seven listed for a second time. I've told you
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this is not the best website. Let's say no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh boy, they are extra sloppy today. Connor Wood presents
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Fibbs and Friends listed twice. He's at the Gramercy Theater
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at seven o'clock twice. No, No, the ever so serious
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Harry Condobolo. Yeah, he's at Union Hall at seven thirty.
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Good comedian there, serious man, but very good comedian Anthony
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DeVito and friends. Is Anthony DeVito? A name? Eight o'clock
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at grow thirty four. Emil jakem Is he a name?
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I guess he was on SNL eight o'clock at the
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Artlow Williamsburg. Boy, his show's listed twice too. Come on,