Aaron Rodgers takes shot at Jimmy Kimmel on Pat McAfee show, Kimmel suggests possible lawsuit

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Callaroga shark media. God bless you. Aaron Rodgers. Hi, I'm choii

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magg with your daily comedy news.
It's a slow news week, but Aaron

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Rodgers has hooked it up. Aaron
was on the Pat McAfee show. The

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subject turned to the Jeffrey Epstein List. If you know what I'm talking about,

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people who may have visited the island, New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

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Aaron said, there's a lot of
people, including Jimmy Kimmel, who

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are really hoping the list doesn't come
out. I'll sell you what if that

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list comes out, I'll definitely be
popping some sort of bottle. That did

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not go over well with Jimmy Kimmel
and I love a good celebrity fight.

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Jimmy Kimmel went on Twitter and by
the way, elon stop with the other

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name. Every single reference to your
platform says formally Twitter. We're all calling

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a Twitter. You gotta stop.
You gotta come back to the pack with

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that one. Anyway. Jimmy Kimmel
went on Twitter and wrote, dear ahole.

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He used the formal term for a
hole and spelled it with a as

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in Aaron, dear a hole.
For the record, I've not met,

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flown with, visited, or had
any contact whatsoever with Epstein, Nor will

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you find my name on any list
other than the clearly phony nonsense that soft

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brain wackles like yourself can't seem to
distinguish from reality. Your reckless words put

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my family in danger. Keep it
up and we will debate the facts further

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in court. On the Jimmy Kimmel's
show, Kimmel played the clip and added

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it might be time to revisit the
concussion protocol Aarin. He also referred to

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Aaron Rodgers as a tinfoil hatter from
TMZ. Madison Cawthorne says he loved getting

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roasted in Dave Chappelle's special. By
the way, I've been on the reddit's

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and all over the internet. I
am not alone in my review of Dave

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Chappelle's Not Good special. It seems
everyone agrees with me. There's like a

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jokes in the whole thing. Wow, what a misstep by Dave on that

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one. I wonder why he released
it and it came out near Z Eve.

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I wonder if contractually maybe he owed
Netflix something I don't know. Cawthorne

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tells the TMZ that Dave Chappelle is
his favorite comedian and he went to one

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of dave shows in Tampa. Madison
says Dave was floored to see him in

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the audience. Dave invited him backstage
after the show, introducing Madison to Chappelle's

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family and giving him some drinks.
In the credits of Dave Special, there's

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even footage of Madison laughing in the
audience and the two posts together for a

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photo after the set. Wow.
Ricky Gervaise tweeted a screenshot of himself and

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Dave Chappelle's special logos as number one
and two on Netflix and said they should

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host the Oscars together. Yes,
that would be amazing. Please make that

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happen. This year's host is Jimmy
Kimmel. Boy, if that could happen

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in twenty twenty five, you'll watch. Craig Robinson, he played Daryl in

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the Office. He's up for a
reboot. Yeah, no kidding, steady

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work is a good thing. Craig. By the way, if the Office

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wants to cast me as you know
John who sits in the back and has

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like one line, I'm up for
it. Robinson was asked by the EV

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Club if you heard anything about a
potential reboot, and he joked he only

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hears about it. While doing interviews, Craig said, I heard there was

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something going on. It hasn't been
mentioned to me. If it does,

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I'd love to reprise Darrel at some
point, But right now, I don't

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know. I don't know how you
make that show happen. I mean,

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I guess there's a version where Dwight
is the boss and there's some new people

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there, and people like I don't
know, Phyllis still work there for some

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reason. And what do you do
with Pam? But didn't Jim and Pam

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move away? Right? So how
do you work Pam back into the show?

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You can't unless you want to do
something awful to the characters. Are

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you going to really tune in for
the Dwighton Oscar Show? I mean,

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even Kevin's a bartender. How does
this work? I don't know, but

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I'd watch. I guess I would
watch, but it's probably best left alone.

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Creator Greg Daniels said in November that
no spin off of reboot talks are

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happying officially. He'd rather make a
sister show instead of recasting the characters.

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If you're in Australia. The Office
is getting a female led remake. Felicity

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Ward will play the manager of packaging
company Finley Krtik. If you're on Hulu,

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there's an Indian version that I've been
checking out. That's not bad at

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all. It is a slow newsweek. Mark Norman was profiled sword of kind

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of by The New York Post.
I don't know what the point of this

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article was other than the link to
buy some tickets to Mark Norman show,

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and maybe the Post gets a commissioned
I don't know. Mark Noman's own The

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New York Post. In an exclusive
interview, all right, relax, he's

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not exactly Tom Cruise there, Norman
said, I got a hot new hour.

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We're cooking Baby. Last night.
I did six sets some such a

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horror for stage time. When I
was in Baltimore. I did the twenty

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five hundred seat Lyric Theater and I
had a good set, and then my

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buddy goes, I know this bar
show about thirty minutes away, and we

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did it. Then The Post writes
to Norman, it's not just about getting

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up and telling jokes, though he
knows how much of an effort audiences make

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to go out and see live comedy
and wants to deliver an amazing experience in

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return. Is it a slow newsweek? Johnny Mack? You asked the New

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York Post? Huh, Norman said, you gotta get people a show.

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They got a babysitter, they've been
on a college shirt, and they're trying

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to get laid, So you gotta
ring a baby. Plus, I got

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a hot chunk on culture appropriation.
That's really cooking to me. If I

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can get laughs on an icy topic, that's what comedy is all about.

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That's the entire article, John,
Is it a slow news week? Why?

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I wanted to tell you that Tom
sigor is playing Hong Kong on the

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eighth. No, that's not an
interesting Sigora said. I've always wanted to

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go back to Hong Kong. The
city feels alive. It feels like a

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city that never sleeps, and part
of it is intoxicating. The food was

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outrageously good. We went to a
restaurant and had a three hour dim sum

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feast. When I'm most looking forward
to no offense. It's not performing a

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show there, it's going there to
eat and just hang out. By the

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way, I was too lazy to
pull the audio on this week's Two Bears,

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One Cave Sigora and ber Krascher.
They started talking about organizing a five

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k Krayser is talking about running a
seven minute mile, and Segora goes,

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you know, do you mean seven
to fifty nine or do you mean seven?

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And Kryscher is saying seven Chraysier is
fifty one. I don't see that

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happening. I will be mighty impressed, per Kraser, if you hand in

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even one seven minute mile. Dude, Johnny Mack, can you run a

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seven minute mile? No, Johnny
Mack can't. Ten years ago when I

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did my first marathon, I was
doing the Ruckers Half Marathon and I finished

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the first half of it in like
fifty nine minutes and change. You can

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do the math there. That's nearly
ten minute miles. And that was a

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decade ago when I was more fit, and I wasn't that fit then,

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And I don't know. Burt Kreischer, sure, seven minute mile, Good

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luck anyway. Sigora talked about his
wife, Christina p who's also comedian,

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said she's a way better joke writer
than I am. She writes structurally better

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things, and I'm more of a
storyteller. We don't compete against each other.

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I know it's with some comedy couples
that have tension in the relationships because

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they're competing. That just isn't very
healthy. No matter what the couple does

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for a living, Well, how
does it work out? If Tom Sigore

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is in Hong Kong, Tom says, somebody's always home. We're lucky that

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we have the same agent, so
he knows if he's booking me this week

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that he's not going to book Christina. But if Tom's home the next week,

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he can book Christina. She doesn't
like touring as aggressively as I do

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sometimes, so it always works out. Johnny Mack, do you have a

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file labeled leftovers? Why? Yes, I do. Why do you ask

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because John Marco SIREESSI you talk to
the pit news about crowd work, and

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John Marco, who's fantastic comeding,
keep an eye on him. He says,

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First of all, I feel very
often I just don't post the failures.

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I think it's like when you do
crowd work, you're performing with someone

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else. Usually they're not a performer's
You kind of have to adapt to what

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they're giving you. If they answer
something weird. You got to follow them

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on that track. If they go
off on a tangent that isn't regularly funny,

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you have to find a way to
curve it back to the unique thing.

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It's a dance, but it all
depends on the audience member. The

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greatest skill is learning when to bail, learning when to go. There's nothing

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happening here. We're sticking with it
until something funny emerges, which every once

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in a while you wait a while
and then boom. It was all worth

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it. But it's tough, and
I do a fair amount of it,

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and I don't consider myself an expert
at it. I think it's a really

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challenging skill to always make it good. Good question here from the Pit News

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their question, I discovered you through
social media clips. Platforms like Insta and

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TikTok have become powerful outlets for stand
up comedians. How have they changed what

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it means to be an up and
coming comic? I like this question.

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John Marco feeld it well, he
said, I ultimately think it changes things

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for the worst, and the sense
that when I perform, it's no longer

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just for the people in the room. Crowd work is a perfect example there's

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times when I probably could have ended
a crowd work interaction sooner, but my

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mind, I'm going, ah,
I've been trying to get longer videos for

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youtubes, so I'm gonna keep pushing
it, keep exploring. Now, I

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don't think I'd ever sacrifice a show
for the clip, but it's in my

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head. There's a thing that is
thinking of the outside camera, and it's

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cool in the sense where I can
capture the moment, capture topical joke,

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can share it beyond the audience in
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you could say that because of social
media and having to release more material,

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that I mix up my act more
than I would have otherwise, so you

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get more fresher perspectives. But ultimately, I think most comedians would admit it

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hurts the art form where it makes
it harder to do well because you have

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to be functioning on two cylinders.
May Martin talked to they Cultured magazine on

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dating. This also from the leftover
folder. But I saw a news item

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this week about May Martin dating.
May is in a relationship with Parvati from

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Survivor Remember Porvadi? Will They're dating? Culture asked May is there one day

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you've been on where we're like from
top to bottom. This was utter chaos.

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May said, I went to an
Airbnb and big bear with someone I

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was dating in the middle of winter, snow everywhere. We get in the

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hot tub and the door locked behind
us. We're in the mountains, there

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was ice on the road. We
had our phones and called the airbnb host

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and they said we can get you
in about an hour. We huddled in

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the hot tub and the freezing cold
until the chlorine bleached my black bathing suit

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orange. The guy finally came,
but he forgot his key. He ended

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up taking off the edges. She
broke up with me a week later.

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I don't think this because of that, but definitely and help. If you

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look in the show notes. Anyway, hopefully Aaron Rodgers shoots back at Jimmy

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Kimmel and we can have an all
out war, or Chappelle does something crazy,

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or we'll see if Pete Davidson actually
does a show on the sixth.

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But yeah, Slow News Day,
thank you for listening. To see you tomorrow.