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Callaroga Shark Media. The reminder normal episodes all the way
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through and including Thanksgiving. I've got plenty Hey, awesome news,
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Sarah Sherman. We've got a date for her upcoming special.
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It will be on HBO. It is called Sarah Squirm
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Live Plus in the Flesh. It will be on HBO Friday,
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December twelfth at nine East and West. Now, that's interesting
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to me that it's a Friday one. In the past,
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the big specials went on Saturday and other specials went
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on Friday. Not sure why she doesn't get the Saturday spot.
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Doesn't really matter. In Live Plus in the Flesh, Sarah
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Sherman rips off the straight jacket after four seasons counting
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on snl unleashing a festering and hilarious hour of bodily fluids,
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open wound confessionals and jokes that will leave scares on
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your soul. There is a trailer, but I just can't
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play it. It's either a lot of music, a lot
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of faces, or a lot of naughtiness. Ol Hammond reacted
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to the President of the United States praising Darryl Hammond
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on social media. Darryl Hammond told e W that was tough. No, no, no,
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he wasn't upset that the President liked his impression. He
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was saying it was tough. When Alec Baldwin took over
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as Donald Trump on SNL, Daryl said he didn't like
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the transition at the time. I know Lauren Michaels is
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a tough guy, but he's not cruel. Darryl told the
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EW that at the time he accepted Lauren's creative business
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decision to end Daryl's run as Trump on the show.
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Hammond explains, I don't think he would have done that
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unless he felt like he had to. At the time,
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social media was emerging, YouTube was happening. There was a
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need to go viral every week. He made that creative decision.
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Had it paid off? No, I didn't like it, but
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it's the NFL man Saturday Night Live. For all this
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frivolity and hilarity. It's not the March of Dimes. It's
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a business. But every effort was made to explain things
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to me that it wasn't done haphazardly or cruelly. Darryl
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exited the show in twenty nineteen. He took over as
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the announcer in twenty fourteen. There were times in the
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past when you thought you were listening to Don Pardo
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and it was actually Daryl Hammond doing an impression of Pardo.
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I think Fallon did it a couple of times too,
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as Don Parter. As Don Parter got older and sometimes
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missed a show. I'm not sure if they've publicly admitted
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to that, but that's the thing. Mike Chisholm from The
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Letterman Show were one of you late night guys. Let
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me know if I have my fax right on that, John,
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why don't you google it? Because that's not fun? Michael
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texts me, Hi, Mike anyway. E w asked Daryl Hammond
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about a twenty eighteen social media message from Trump in
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which the president called for Hammond to be reinstated as
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the Trump Guy because he's funnier and far greater talent
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than Alec Baldwin. Daryl said, I think if a president
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tweets about you and suddenly Vladimir Putin knows your name,
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you've stepped in history somewhere. My mouth was on the floor.
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I couldn't believe that. The first thing I thought was
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now the Kremlin's going, who's this guy looking me up?
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That's a long way from the Little League fields I
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grew up on. I graduated college with a two to one,
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and there were five presidents calling me by my first
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name when I was on SNL. Feel like it did
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pretty good. Apparently Dick Cheney liked Daryl Hammond's impersonation so
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much that he once invited Daryl Hammond to perform at
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a Republican retreat as Bill Clinton. Hammond says Cheney had
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a sense of humor. I still remember his pounding on
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the table when I said this joke as Bill Clinton.
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I hadn't done Clinton in a while, but the joke was. Boy,
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that Dick Cheney, with his hard condition and that electronic pacemaker.
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Every time he sneezes the garage door opens. I remember
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him pounding on the table and I thought, wow, he's
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generous with his time. Kathleen Madigan quietly dropped a special
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last week Amazon Prime keeping these things quiet. If you
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go on Prime Video, you'll find a special. It's called
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The Family Thread, and it stars Kathleen Madigan. We're told
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she's laid back, smart, unfiltered, and brutally funny. That's a
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very good description of Kathleen. I know her in real life,
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hung out, with her several times. Definitely laid back, definitely smart,
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definitely unfiltered, definitely brutally funny as she takes on everything
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from chaotic family text in Midwest quirks to aging parents,
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savage cats, and the fine art of having zero pride.
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The La Times, which has a great comedy section, caught
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up with Kathleen. They thought the family threat is so
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great because it really makes you think of yourself and
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our own families, all while you're pretty much roasting yours.
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Madigan said, thank you. I'm conscious of the fact that
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trying to include everyone, but I could do hours on
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my parents and just never stopped. It's endless, and anybody
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forty and up is gonna end up dealing with some
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version of just crazy old people. Once my sister goes,
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I don't remember our great aunts and uncle's being as
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crazy as mom and dad can be. And I was like,
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because they died of whatever. The first thing was Dad
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should have been dead two heart attacks ago. And then
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we're in stroke land. My mom had lung cancer and
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she's fine. It's good, we're buying them time, but how
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much time are we buying and is their quality left?
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It's like this will all my friends at this age too,
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to mention here and there, stroked out over there. Even
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for my younger siblings were forty nine because my parents
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had them late. Of course, back then thirty seven was
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late to have a kid, And now people are really
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pushing it la times. Well, now if you're thirty five
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and over, they call it a geriatric pregnancy. Mattigan said,
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that's hilarious. I know a bunch of friends of mine
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who got pregnant and they don't have to do that
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special testing because they were over thirty eight. They didn't
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care about that. With my mom, nobody cared what she
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was smoking or drinking either. So there's that. My old
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family's always been the type where everything's kind of a joke.
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At the end of the day. Grandpa used to say,
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one hundred years from now, will anyone know the difference?
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Not a bad way, but in a light spirited way,
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like this life is kind of nonsense, so have fun,
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live it up. Chelsea Handler will host the Critics Choice Awards.
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The awards will be announced Friday, December fifth, the award
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show Sunday, January fourth. By the way, the Critics Choice
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Awards has added four new categories this Year Best Variety Series,
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Stunt Design, Casting, Ensemble and Sound. Chelsea Handler said, kicking
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off the year with the Critics' Choice Awards feels right.
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Nothing says new beginnings like a room full of critics
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ready to tell you how you did last year. We'll
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we've been to watch these things live on television on
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E and USA from seven to ten pm on Sunday,
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January fourth. You know she used to date Joe Coy.
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Joe Coy, I don't know if you remember he hosted
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the Golden Globes once until this horrible, horrible, mean joke
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about Salor Swift. Here, let's listen the big difference between
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the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes,
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we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I love
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that bit. It never gets old. Joe Coy, why are
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you mentioning of John other than the fourth to bit? Well, no, no,
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there's actual news. I'm not that horrible. Joe Coy is
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taping a new special. He's recording at Friday, January sixteenth,
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and the next day, which is did you figure it out?
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That's right, Saturday, January seventeenth. He's taping at Stockton's Adventist
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Health Arena. Organizers say it will be a Netflix special.
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Get an early jump on my twenty twenty sixth list.
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Patton Oswald was on the Last Laugh podcast. They asked, Patten,
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do you think satsire like South Park or the late
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night shows is effective in changing people's perceptions of the
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Trump administration or people in power? Patton, who's getting as
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serious as Harry Conobolo lately, he said, that's hard to say,
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only because the only effective satsire right now is satire
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that's as insane as the time we're living in. We
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are living such hallucinatory times. In order to capture it,
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you need to create something that feels less hallucinatory, and
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thus it doesn't quite land on you the way it should,
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because it's so crazy you can almost discount it a
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little bit. Send your letters to Patton Oswald, who said,
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you also have to remember when people say that Trump
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followers and Maggot people are lost, they're not lost. This
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is the only time in their lives they've ever felt
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found and seen and understood, and people will hang on
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to that until the bitter end. They will never ever
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let go of that, even if you show them on
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a chart, how this guy's robbing you. They're like, he
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was nice to me, and no one has ever been
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nice to me, no one's ever accepted my horribleness. I've
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found people that are like me and I've never had
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this and I'm never letting this go. They'll die with
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him if they have to. That's why the Democrats drive
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me up at wall with this whole reaching across the
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aisle thing. Yes, he should try to reach across and
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work with them, but you also need technowledge. There are
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some people on both sides, and I think way more
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on their side that are just permanently unreachable. And by
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the way, that's another thing that makes this country great,
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that you can have a chunk of people that are
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unreachable and the country still functions. Sendor letters to Paton
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Oswald pattn New Word Oswalt. Now, if you've been listening
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to the show, you know that the President and I
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are not aligned on all the issues. Some issues we
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are aligned on. For example, make twelve thirty great Again?
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Is the late night franchise in the best hands it's
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ever been in? Absolutely not, And I think the President
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is right to be addressing this that we should make
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twelve thirty great again. Josh Johnson. Meanwhile, I do differ
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with the President of the United States on this whole
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Jimmy Kimmel thing. Again. I don't support fascism. I don't
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want the fascists taking Jimmy Kimmel off the air. I
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don't just say that green Hulu button that's bottom right
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on my Roku remote, and I know where it's there
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because I look at it every day, and I go,
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I'm not pressing you. I'm gonna walk up three flights
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of stairs and get the Scrubs DVDs. I'm not watching
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fascist support of television Disney ABC taking Jimmy Kimmel off
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the air. Anyway. The President was very upset with this
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Jimmy Kimmel person and posted on Truth's Social Why does
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ABC fake News keep Jimmy Kimmel, a man with no
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talent and very poor television ratings, on the air. Why
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do the TV syndicates put up with it? Also totally
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biased coverage? Get the bomb off the air? Three exclamation points. Well,
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mister President, appreciate you listening to Daily Comedy News. Your
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initial question, why does ABC Fake News keep Jimmy Kimmel
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on the air is the gist of your question. It's
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not the news department that's keeping Jimmy Kimmel on the air.
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He's actually part of the entertainment group. So the correct
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question would be why does the ABC Entertainment Group keep
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Jimmy Kimmel on the air. The answer is that the
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show does pretty well, presumably make some money, and Jimmy's
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the face of the network. The second part of the
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President's question, why do the TV syndic kates put up
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with it? Well, you see, mister President, to be part
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of the network, you do have to carry almost all
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of their programming. So if you wanted, say Monday Night
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Football or Dancing with the Stars or whatever else is
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on the ABC network. Again, I don't watch the thing.
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I'm not going to support people that took Ji Mkimmel
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off the air. So whatever it is they're showing, these
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stations have to air these things or they'll be removed
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from the network. So that is the answer to your question,
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mister President. Appreciate you listening. As you know, there are
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five good Adam Sandler movies, two of them co star
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Drew Barrymore. Drew Barrymore has been pushing an idea where
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she would co star with the great dramatic actor Adam
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Sandler in a remake of the nineteen ninety two comedy
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Death Becomes Her Now. If you don't recall that film,
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Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are both in love with
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Bruce Willis, so much so that they ingest a magic
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elixir that promises eternal youth with disastrous effects. One would
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assume Adam Sandler would play the Bruce Willis role, with
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Drew Barrymore playing one of the women. This, of course,
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is a terrible idea because it would force Adam Sandler
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to try and be funny again. Sandler's gonna go in
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a stick Sandlor, and we don't want to push him there.
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We want to keep him as the great, serious dramatic
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actor that he is, So that is a terrible idea.
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Drew Barrymore. Sorry. Another idea is a reimagining of the
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classic ABC sitcom Three's Company. You may recall. In Three's Company,
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John Ritter plays a man who pretends to be gay
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so he can share an apartment with two single women.
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In this idea, Adam Sandler who would play the Jack
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Tripper role as for the female roommates. They would be
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played by Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Aniston. Okay, putting aside
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that this would be Adam Sandler doing shticky comedy. All
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three actors name there are too old. We can't remake
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Three's Company with everybody in their sixties. What are we doing?
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That's the terrible idea. Who I think would have been
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a great Jack Tripper ten to fifteen years ago is
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Pete Holmes. I think he would have been perfect. He
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looks the part, He's got the sensibility for the part.
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I thought he would have been great. But I think
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Three's Company and the original Man about the House are
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things of their time, and I'm not sure how we
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would bring that back today. So let's just not. Amazon's
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MGM Studios has landed Compulsive Liar, which would star Emily