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Yes, we're gonna talk about Stephen Colbert, of course we will,
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but we got some other stuff to do up top.
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I am Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. The
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great dramatic actor Adam Sandler is making a comedy new Yeah.
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I don't know about this one. Boy, you can tell
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how I'm excited. I am all right? What is he
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making this time? John? Grown Ups three? Jesus, Come on, man,
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you were so good at JA Kelly. You're so good
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at the dramatic stuff. We stop. Grown Ups three is
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in development at Netflix. Netflix announced this at their upfronts
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last week. The script for Grown Ups three is by
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Adam Sandler and Tim Hurley. Producers include Adam Sandler and
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famous producer Jackie Sandler. In case you haven't seen the
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Grownups films, the franchise revolves around a set of childhood
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friends who were brought back together as adults over the
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course of a summer vacation. The friends include David Spade,
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Rob Schneider, Kevin James, and Chris Rock, all sets a
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return for the three quel. Really, Chris Rock, I'm impressed
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if they get Chris Rock for this, Chris Why would
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you do this film? Paycheck? Okay, I get it. It's
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been thirteen years since Grown Ups two. This time it
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is believed the Friend group travels to Europe along with
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their families to spread their deceased friends' ashes. Is this
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like a different friend or is Chris rock at this
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thing for two minutes? That would all make sense. We'll see,
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we'll see. I can see that now, Johnny Mack. You
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can hate all you want, but Grownups and the sequel,
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Grown Ups two have grossed over five hundred million dollars
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at the box office. Grown Ups has a ten percent
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rating from critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Grown Ups two was
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even more poorly received. But that's not gonna stop Netflix.
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And if you like that kind of humor, boy, you're
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gonna love The Hawk. That's Will Ferrell's upcoming golf comedy series.
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If Will but comes unavailable, you can drop Adam Sandler
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right in the middle of this one. There is a trailer.
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I went to pull the audio, but it's too visual
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because it's got yuck yuck jokes like people being hill
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with a golf ball hilarious. In The Hawk, Will Ferrell
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plays Lonnie Hawkins two thousand and four's and number one
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golfer again. This is so saidlor Hawkins struggles on the
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back nine of his career, trying to recapture his magic.
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His body says retire, but his heart says he's not
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done yet. His ex wife and his son, Lance, who
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happens to be golf's new Golden Boy, know that Lonnie
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is through, but with one more major to win to
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complete Golf's Grand Slam, Lonnie refuses to believe he's anything
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other than one stroke away from the greatest comeback in
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golf history. Molly Shannon plays Lonnie's foul mouth ex wife Stacy,
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Also appearing This Thing, Fortune Fimester, Luke Wilson, Chris Parnell,
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David Hornsby, who's usually great in things, and some others
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can't wait. Nick Krole has a new comedy series, this
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one called eight hundred Percent. It stars Nick Kroll, Sam Richardson,
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Jason Mitzukis, and vi Us a Bear. Hopefully that'll keep
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her away from the Scrubs reboot. The cast portrays a
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group of friends working inside the thought leader industrial complex.
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Their books, podcasts, and morning routines might help us live
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our lives more perfectly, but away from the screens and mics.
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These characters are most definitely far from perfect. You know,
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I do think this fits into Jason and Krohl's wheelhouse.
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This could be good, Krol said, I'm thrilled to make
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this show with Gabe in this insane cast. I can't
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wait to explore this high functioning group of friends who
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endeavor to live their weird lives. That could actually be good.
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Want of Sikes as a special ad on Netflix today.
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It is called Legacy. I want to pull the trailer.
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She swears a lot, so I passed. Netflix tells us
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with the trademark wit and fearless insight that have earned
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her multiple Emmy wins and nominations. Want of Sikes delivers
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an hour of bold, smart, and laugh out loud comedy
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that cements her legacy as a comedy icon. That is
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the most generic description I've ever seen anyway. That's on
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Netflix today, and by the time you're hearing my voice
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at three h five am. Friend of the show and
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Facebook group regular Dylan, He's probably watched it, maybe twice.
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Dylan and I keep very different hours. I think. Apparently
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Mike EPP's Netflix special Delusional did really well. It was
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his fifth for Netflix, and they've given him a deal
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for two more. Netflix is playing the long game. They
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plan to release specials by Mike Apps in twenty twenty
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eight and twenty thirty. The press release tell us that
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Mike Epp specials have racked up twelve and a half
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million views. That doesn't even include Delusional, which ranked as
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the number five English language TV title globally on Netflix
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and its debut and roasted number three on the US
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Top ten list. YouTube had upfronts of sorts. Trevor Noah
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was your host. He said, some of you may recognize
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me from stand up comedy, some of you may recognize
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me from my podcast, some of you might recognize me
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from The Daily Show, some of you might recognize me
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from the Grammys. But there's one place where you definitely
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see me. That's on YouTube. These days, everything is on YouTube. Everything, sports, entertainment, interviews, podcasts,
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you name it. Well. Coming to YouTube is Trevor Noah's
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World Tour. Premiere Day TBA. On Trevor Noah's World Tour,
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Trevor ne invites viewers along for the ultimate global hangout
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in this prestige travel series on YouTube. You know I
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like travel and I like Trevor. I'm gonna wind up
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watching Trevor Noah's World Tour, where comedy, culture, and spontaneity
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collide as Trevor Noah journeys from city to city on
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his World Tour with friends, collaborators, and surprise guests joining
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the fun. Each episode blends Trevor Noah's signature humor with authentic,
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on the ground experiences that spotlight local people, food, and culture.
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So it's Anthony Bourdain minus Anthony Bournine plus Trevor Noah.
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Is that what I'm getting here? Not the worst idea?
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Along the way, Trevor turns his discoveries into sharp, hilarious
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observations that weave into his live performance, creating a fresh
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window into his comedic process and into the places that
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inspire him. That actually sounds pretty good. Mo Amer will
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host the eighty sixth Annual Peabody Awards May thirty first,
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at the Beverly Wiltshire Hotel in Beverly Hills. Peabody Executive
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director Jeffrey P. Jones said, Moe Ammer is the comedic
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voice we need now. His comedy is bold and refreshing
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because he minds his own personal, heartfelt experiences a refugee
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and blends them with cultural Commentsary that is powerful, moving
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and very funny. Johnny Mack, you said you were gonna
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talk about Stephen Colbert. All right, I mean give me
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nine minutes. I'll get to it. Stephen Colbert answered some
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questions from the other late night hosts. I've clipped this
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down a little bit for pacing, but let's listen.
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You got a question from Jay Leno. I'll tell you
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when I got this gig. Jay Leno called me right away,
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and Jay goes, yayt the you got the Pope job,
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you got the John c you dead. You're wrong on
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that one. Jay, all right? From Jay Leno. As a
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road comic, I've always enjoyed live audiences. Have you ever
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thought about a road version of your best jokes for
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a live audience still waiting for the best jokes? Jay,
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I think that's a great idea. Jay. Please send me
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a list of what my best jokes have been, and
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let's hit the road together. You drive from James Cordon,
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how are things at CBS? Should I come back? One
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hundred percent? James, one hundred percent? Hold on, hob, I
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see what Cordon actually asked? What have you been doing
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to mentally and emotionally prepare for your daily life after
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the show. Trevor and I can send a zoom link
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if you need a good question. I don't know about you, guys,
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but there's no I don't think there's any prepping for it. Look,
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I try not to make eye contact with the people
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in the building too much. I've always discouraged it, but
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now I'm really being a heart ass about it. Don't
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look me in the eye because I'm a weeper and
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I like the show a lot, but I love the
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people I work with and that's going to be hard,
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and they're so physically attractive. From Trevor Noah, is there
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anything you were never able to do because you had
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a late night show? And do you see yourself doing
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it now? Exercising? That's what I would like to do.
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I think my wife was waited long enough. It's time
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for abs. Okay, honey. From Knor and O'Brien, just who
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the hell do you think you are? Sometimes I wish
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I was Connin O'Brien because I've never been able to dunk.
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From Jimmy Kimmel, is it true that hospitals are sometimes
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forced to send patients who are two obese for their
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MRICT machines to be scanned at the zoo. Okay, sometime
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at once. It happened once, but then after that I
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got the shot and I don't have to go to
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the zoo for my CT scan anymore. From Jimmy Fallon,
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you've had the best seats in the house for over
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ten years. What's the one musical performance on your show
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that you and the crew still talk about. I mean,
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we just recently had a Hosier and Lake Street dive
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do Joe Cocker's Woodstock version of with a little help
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from my friends, that's pretty fantastic.
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The Times they asked even about why the show was canceled,
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saying that some are skeptical there was for financial reasons.
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Colbert said, I do not dispute their rationale. I do
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make jokes about it, but I also completely understand why
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people would say, hey, that doesn't make sense to me,
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and be this seems fishy to me because the network
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did it to themselves by bending the need of the
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Trump administration over a twenty billion settled for sixteen million,
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completely frivolous lawsuit. It's possible that two things can be
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true broadcast can be in trouble. They can't monetize because
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of things like YouTube, because of the competition of streaming.
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They've got the books. I don't have any desire to
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debate them over what they say their business model is
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and how it doesn't work for them anymore. But less
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than two years before they called me to say it's over,
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they were very eager for me to be signed for
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a long time. So something changed. By the way, oops,
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who knows what they offered him. It is believed Colbert's
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current annual salary is around fifteen million dollars, and I
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think I have it somewhere in my head. They wanted
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him for five years. As Johnny Mack likes to say,
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if somebody ever offers you seventy five million dollars, just
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say yes. Steven said, I've really like work with CBS.
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They've been great partners, and I'd like to end it
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that way. Eleven years is a long time to work here,
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and almost ten years before that, almost twenty one years
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together in Late Night. I feel so much better to
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be grateful for than to be mad about. The discussion
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move to taking over for David Letterman in twenty fifteen,
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remember watching that on the upstairs TV. Stephen said it
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was my instinct to be less topical because I didn't
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want to have to engage with what I saw is
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an increasingly contentious public discourse. And I thought, aren't there
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other ways to have fun with the audience. But in
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twenty sixteen, Colbert went all in on News The Time
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said that change worked right. Colbert said, I was like
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Clint Eastwood and Unforgiven or said some other movie. He
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buried his guns, and I'm like, you know, I buried
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those guns. I was talking to Paul Denello, he's one
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of my oldest friends and one of my producers here,
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and he's like, you're having fun and people like to
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see that. And I said, but that means I got
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to go dig up the guns. And he says, Buddy,
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that's the part the audience wants to see. They asked
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Stephen Colbert why he thinks the FCC and the Trump
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administrations are so focused on him. Stephen told The New
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York Times authoritarians don't like anybody who doesn't give them
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undue dignity. Comedians are anti authoritarian by nature and authoritarians
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are never going to like anybody to laugh at them.
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The number of newspeople have said to me or John
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Stewart or any of the guys who do this, God,
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I wish I could say what you say on air,
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and we can. I think that upsets them. I think
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it might be upsetting and we really don't live in
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their world of principalities and powers. Continuing about Trump, and
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send your letters to Stephen Colbert, he said, I don't
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have any problem with Trump being a Republican. I have
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a problem with Trump being a complete north who's only
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working for his own interest and doesn't appear to care
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if the entire world burns. That's not a partisan position.
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I have eyeballs and ears, and I think calling Late
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even want to be refs, but they perceive us as refs.
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I reject the partisan description. Partisan means you're never ever
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going to make a joke about a Democrat, and that's
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just not true. There's just no comparison of how fertile
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the fields are. What's next for Colbert. He's working on
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a script for a Warner Brothers Lord of the Rings movie.
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He loves podcasts and spends more time with podcasts than
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any form of entertainment. That could be a clue there
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now in the past, I think I have in my
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brain that he didn't want to do a podcast. But
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doesn't that seem like a no brainer? I'm sure just
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knowing the internal workings of serious I'm sure they've either
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been on the phone with him, or on the phone
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with him right now, or will be on the phone
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with him at twelve thirty eight am Friday morning. Stephen
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says he wants to do comedy, but he's not sure
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what's next because the show takes ninety five percent of