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Caalaroga Shock Media.
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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news, daily briefing
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on stand up comedy, comedians and the comedy industry. Well,
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here you see, Bolts said, We've got a bit of
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a rough one. I'm coming up. I want to talk
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about the killing of Alex Pretty in Minnesota, and as
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with all news stories, I'll apply it through a comedy lens.
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I'm recording this slightly before noon on Monday. Not really
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seeing a lot of comedian reactions yet. I'm sure we'll
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see some in late night on Monday night, but we
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did see Saturday Night Lives pretty much lack of reaction.
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The cold open was James Austin Johnson's increasingly drifting President Trump.
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They need to just stop with it. It's not working. I'm
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seeing a lot of backlash on social that people are
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just like, can you stop with the James Austin Johnson Trump.
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It was the Trump Awards, and during the monologue, James
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Austin Johnson as Trump slightly dressed this situation with ice
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and no pay really close attention to this clip. This
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is unedited, obviously, other than the heads and tails that
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I clipped, but listen to the absolute silence this joke
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gets like, this was noticeably silent. Listen to this carefully,
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I thought, I.
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Need more awards, and after where all my little freaks
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and psychos and Ice have been doing, I need more distractions. Look,
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everything's gold and shiny, and what a crown we have tonight?
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I mean, wow, not even a laugh The reaction, and
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I agree, is that SNL missed the mark. On Saturday Night,
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Michael Jay got in one joke obviously told better by Chay,
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But that joke. I get that ICE agents or people allegedly,
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and I have a job to do, But at some point,
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when you're Pepper spraying old ladies and shooting at a nurse,
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do you ever stop and ask yourself? Are we dis
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which okay, but again kind of missed the top story.
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I did do a sweet to see if any comedians
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were really tweeting about it. I did see something from
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Patton Oswalt and something from Bo Johnson. Let me just
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jump in here. If today's the first day you're hearing
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this program, it's usually not this serious. Patton Oswald on
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threads discussing the killing of Alex Pretty. Patton had posted
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he was protecting a woman they shoved to the ground.
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They pepper sprayed him, beat him, removed his legally permitted
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gun all caps from its holster, and then a nervous
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ice goon fumble fired a shot into his back, and
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the rest of them panicked and also started shooting. Then
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they all scurried away, one of them clapping and bouncing
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up and down, all on video multiple angles. Bo Johnson
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posted generally input politics into my jokes on here threads,
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but there isn't much I feel like joking about tie.
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The evil being committed by ice. Tearing families apart is evil.
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Murdering two innocent people is evil. If you like my
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comedy and your reality is dissorted, there is time for
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deep introspection. Well more likely if you're just finding out
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a hate government sanctioned murder and don't like that. I
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hope the venue doesn't give you a refund of my show,
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and you know I'll be paying my bills with your money.
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The podcasters had not weighed in yet as of Monday,
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but as I was putting together the show, I did
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find a few things, and I want to be fair
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that And I can't believe I'm saying this sentence out loud.
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These are comments after the first Ice shooting, that the
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shooting of Renee Nicole Good. Earlier this month, Andrew Schultz
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addressed that shooting on the Flagrant podcast. The article I'm
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cribbing from is from the twenty third. Alex Pretty was
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killed on the twenty fourth, So again, I just want
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to put the timeline here, and again, this is a
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comedy show, Schultz said. I think because we don't see
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it in New York like we're somewhat detached from it.
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New Yorkers will not be going with this stuff at all.
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One of the co hosts said, oh it did it
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happened on Canal. Schultz said, I assume this is a joke. No, no, no,
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on canal because on Canal we got to clean some
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stuff up as part of my research for today's episode.
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An article from June twenty third, twenty twenty five from
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the New York Times. The New York Times actually posted
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an article titled Andrew Schultz podcast bro might be America's
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foremost political journalist. Boy that aged well. That article, just
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to be clear, not by friend of the show, Jason Zennemann,
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New York Times. Yikes. Dudes, Tim Dillon on episode four
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seventy eight, which came out two weeks ago, addressed Ice.
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Tim on that episode, and again everything Tim says is
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half sarcastic. But Tim said, these are not well trained
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law enforcement people in Ice right now. We're talking people
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that did backyard wrestling. The people that are in Ice
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right now. I mean, this is like your cousin who
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was in backyard wrestling. This is not the cream of
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the crop. You know, the guys that kidnapped Maduro, the
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Delta Force Navy Seals. This is not them. This is
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not the Delta Force Navy Seal people. This is people
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on their third grade report card the teacher wrote has
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violent tendencies. It just is what it is. Tim did
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release an episode over the weekend. I listened to it
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Sunday morning. I don't believe he addressed the shooting at all,
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and I believe I have no facts of this, but
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I believe he had recorded it before any of this
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went down. Just as someone who listens to Tim every week,
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I can't imagine that he didn't lead off with it.
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Episode four p eighty was titled Jared Kushner Trump's Obsession
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and Healing through Hate. The description on an Apple podcast,
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as Tim discusses the recent Beckham family drama and the
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no contact phenomenon, trump Sport of Peace, Jared Kushner's creepy
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PowerPoint presentation on the New Gaza, how the world heals
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through hate, and a food delivery robot that was run
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over by train in Florida. So again I have to
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assume team tape that maybe Friday Night from Media Height,
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Media eight took a look at Joe Rogan's podcast, which
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came out on Thursday, again before the killing of Alex
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Pride in Minnesota. Trying to be fair here with the
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timeline to these comedians. Rogan's guest comedian Asan Ahmad. Rogan
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was discussing the shooting and killing of Renee Good. Rogan said,
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imagine one of these people, like do they're asking me
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to come like this awesome? Now I'm in America, I'm
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gonna get a good job, I'm going to be able
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to support my family, and then all of a sudden,
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you have these effing dudes in bulletproof vests looking for
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you on the streets. Like I thought you said it
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was okay. I thought the Red Cross gave me a map.
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I was like, you gave me the fing cell phone
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and now you're hunting me. But now imagine the ICE
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agent's okay. Rogan said it was like a recent clip
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of mine that got highlighted when his criticizing Ice. One
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of the things you don't think about when you're into
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this is just like regular police interactions. The one that
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you see online are the horrible ones. You think all
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cops are horrible. What you miss is the millions of
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interactions of people with cops like you doing today. Sir,
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can I see paperwork? Sure? Here it is? You in
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a hurry, I'm late for work. You know, all right?
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Man to slow down. Rogan said that happens too. Like
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there's nice interactions with cops. There are people that save
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people from bad guys. It happens all the time. There's
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people that are thankful that they call the police and
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they stopped the burglar who was breaking into their fings
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mom's house or whatever it is. There's so many more
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of those. But you're not seeing those videos with the
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Ice thing. What you're only seeing and what you're hearing
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about American citizens that have been arrested, the lady that
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got shot. You're seeing all these negatives. What you're not
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hearing about is a number of violent criminals that they've caught,
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and it's a lot. It's in the thousands. On a
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previous episode with Rand Paul, Joe Rogan said, you don't
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want militarized people in the streets just roaming around snatching
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up people, many of which turn out to be US
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citizens that just don't have their papers on them. We're
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really going to be the Gestapo. Where's your papers? Is
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that what we've come to. Whitney Cummings was hitting my
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social media feed a lot over the weekend. People are
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upset with Whitney, who made some comments about Miss Rachel.
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Miss Rachel, who creates educational videos for toddlers and infants,
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had apologized for liking an anti Semitic Instagram comment last week.
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Screenshots had circulated online showing Miss Rachel's Instagram account liking
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a comment that read free America from the Jews. The
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comment appeared under a now deleted post that read free Palestine,
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Free Sidan, free Congo, free Iran. Miss Rachel posted a
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screenshot of a follower alerting her that yo he had
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liked an anti Semitic comment. Miss Rachel replied, deleted, how
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horrible oh wait, let me check I did delete one
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like that. Yeah, I believe I deleted that earlier when
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I saw it. I hate anti Semitism. She said she
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had meant to delete the comment, but instead tap the
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light button and explain people are allowed to make mistakes.
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I'm super sorry for any confusing it caused. I delete
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anti semitism anytime I see it. I'm against all forms
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of hate, including anti Semitism against the Jewish people. Back
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to Whitney Cummings, Whitney had posted miss Rachel was always
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off base, dude, Why does she talk to kids like
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their deaf morons? And if you need to dress like
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a toddler to trick them into liking you, that's information
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to give a mental health professional. I believe Whitney eventually
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deleted that comment as she got dragged in the comments
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reading directly from Whitney cummings threads account. I did not
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know Miss Rachel was specifically for neuro divergent children. Some
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people say it's actually not slash. People are even fighting
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about that. The show overwhelms my child maybe when he's older.
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A lot of adults talk super intensely to kids and
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it stresses them out. I thought it was just that
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intense baby talk thing. I know how important a kid's
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hero is to a parent, and I'm a new mom
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and should have been more careful. Whitney, in a separate
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thread at Post wrote, I'm new to being a mom
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and a comedian. I'll probably make more mistakes. I'm not
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surprised when Reddit bros attack me anymore. But the mom's
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face is a curveball. I'll be more careful and get
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thicker skin because i know how exhausted moms are and
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how precious your kid's heroes are. If someone made fun
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of Thomas the Train, I'm sure i'd be protective. Maybe
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when he's older, Miss Rachel will be our thing, but
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right now it's overwhelming thanks to those who aren't looking
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to intentionally understand. Someone gave Whitney a hard time about
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deleting her comment. Whitney wrote, not sure why it's dirty
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to delete it again. If this is your first time listening,
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the show's not normally this series, regular listeners will notice
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I'm not even using my regular delivery today. Stephen Colbert
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is scheduled to You're on seth Myers tonight. I'm sure
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they'll find something to talk about During Thursday Nights Jimmy
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Kimmel monologue, someone yelled out Jimmy for President. Jimmy Kimmel
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crossed himself and said, let's pray we can do better
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than that. Netflix has released the first images from the
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Fifth Wheel. This is a female Deriven comedy directed by
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Eva Longoria. It stars Kim Kardashian and Nicki Glazer. I'm
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wondering if this is going to be Nicki Glazer's flew
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too close to the Sun moment, like if I just
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tell you off the bat. It stars Kim Kardashian and
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Nicki Glazer. Do you think that's gonna be good? Are
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you thinking, like, oh, Netflix, Yeah, no, right, I know
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you got a floor while it's hot, but I'm not
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sure this is the right move for Nicki Glazer. The
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Fifth Wheel follows a group of high school best friends
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as they attempt to reconnect during a weekend haunt to
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Las Vegas. But when a hot outsider, the Fifth Wheel
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played by Kim Kardashian, crashes their weekend, they're forced to
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face their messy lives, bad decisions, and unraveling friendships. I
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know about that. Are you excited for the Super Bowl
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I'm really not. I really like football, but just this matchup,
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I'm like, you know, Okay, I mean it's a super Bowl.
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I'll make some wings and I'll watch it, but I'm
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not like, yeah, I can't wait for the super Bowl.
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One of the events a Super Bowl Weekend Dave Chappelle
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headlining and already sold out show at the Chase Center.
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Circling back to SNL, Colin Jost will return to host
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the second season of Pop Culture Jeopardy. The show has
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moved from Amazon to Netflix, Colin Jost staying on board.
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Interesting note from Late Night about SNL. The other night,
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Marcelo Hernandez appeared on Weekend Update. He had some commentary
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about the evolution of Generation Z slang in the aired version.
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Marcelo explained, basically, black people start saying something, young people
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think it's cool, so they start saying it. Then white
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people say it. Then once Elon Musk says it, it's over.
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According to people in dress rehearsal, the tag was not
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Elon Musk. The tag was once Jimmy Fallon says it
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it's over. That got laughs on the room. It's unclear
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why that was changed before air. Voting is now open
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for Comedy Survivor Week four. What you do is you
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go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group.
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You will find a cartoon of me extinguishing the torch
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