All stories lead back to Norm Macdonald, well except the one about Carlos Mencia stealing jokes

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Seoannie Mack with your daily comedy news.

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Happy tax day, boy, aren't
you excited? Some jokes from Late Night

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not about taxes, but Jimmy Kimmel
said President Biden condemned that decision in Arizona.

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He said he wasn't in favor of
the law when they passed it back

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in eighteen sixty four, and he's
not a fan of it now. I

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love that kind of joke because it's
not really about Biden. It's just a

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generic old man joke. But it's
so funny. Kimmell again. The porn

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star hush money trial starts Monday.
That's today, and with all Trump's many

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last minute efforts to delay have failed, his only move left is to have

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sex with everyone in the courtroom and
pay them one hundred and thirty thousand dollars

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to keep their mouth shut. Jimmy
Kimble for a third one. The Biden

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campaign launched a new program to engage
voters in the LGBTQ loss of community.

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It's called Out for Biden Harris,
which is a collign title, but definitely

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better than their original slogan, which
was I'm a joemo sexual Now have you

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heard I'm not doing the voice,
but have you heard the Norm MacDonald cadence

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As I took all those pauses.
I don't know if you noticed it.

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Hit thirty second? What's not whatever? The opposite of skip is go back

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thirty seconds listen to where I took
the pauses again. I'm not doing that

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deliberately, but I've been listening to
so much of Norm doing OJ Simpson jokes

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that that kind of pattern is in
my head and I keep coming back to.

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I shared this joke on Friday,
but I'm gonna do it again in

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my half assed Norm McDonald impression because
I feel like if Norm was still around,

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this is the joke we would have
gotten. This is from comedian Robert

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Burrell. He tweeted this, I've
already told you this, but I'll do

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it in half assed Norm this time. O. J. Simpson's family announced

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he died of cancer. Cancer,
on the other hand, has begun looking

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for the real killer where it was
so funny. Here's another one from Jimmy

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Fallon. But again, I'm stuck
in this Norm cadence. I'll do it

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in half ass Norm again. Baseball
Superstar Show. Hey Otani's ex interpreter has

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been charged with allegedly stealing over sixteen
million dollars from Otani in a gambling scheme

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or as the interpreter told Otani.
They're saying, I'm innocent. I may

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have told that one better than Fallon. I don't know, should I find

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that joke? Let's see if I
told it better than Fallon. I'm hitting

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pause. I'm going digging for that
joke. Okay, I found it.

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Well, listen to this. The
Justice Department announced that Baseball Superstar Show Hey,

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Otani's ex interpreter has been charged for
allegedly stealing over sixteen million dollars from

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Otani in a gambling scheme, or
as the interpreter told Otani. They're saying,

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I'm innocent. You tell me.
I think me as Norm was funnier

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than Fallon as Fallon. Maybe I'm
delusionable. Hollywood Reporter did a cover story

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with Conan O'Brien and they got to
it. Conan. There was talk about

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a weekly variety show. You know, Conan's doing this travel thing. He

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was all over the press last week. Conan said that whole thing cracked me

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up. When we were wrapping up
the TBS show, there was a pre

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existing agreement that we would continue on
at Max HBO Max then and then I'd

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figure that port out. When it
came out that I was going to be

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doing a comedy variety show, we
didn't know where that came from. It

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turned out that someone in the press
department had just said something like, ah,

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yeah, that's this category for US
variety. Suddenly I'm getting contacted by

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jugglers or writers are calling me up
saying, are you gonna be like Dean

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Martin? No, I was never
going to be the seventy fifth person to

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try and bring back the hour long
variety show and have it not work.

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See. I think he would be
great at that because the acts would be

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terrible and he would make it funny. Conan, what do you miss most

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about the nightly gig? Conan said, I missed that band terribly, the

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way you miss a lost limb.
I'm an amateur guitarist, and I got

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to play with those guys every day. I got to the point where they

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had a hard time getting me to
rehearse the comedy. I swear to God,

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if somebody got me a job as
a rhythm player and some rockabilly R

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and B band, I might disappear. What does he miss the least,

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the volume, the over and over
again with multiple guests tonight, and making

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sure they've plugged their project. These
shows exist because they're promotional machines. I

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always understood that my goal was to
make it as creative as possible with everything

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else. But over thirty years,
he gets to a point where the oil

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doesn't get to certain parts of the
machine. I started to burn out a

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little bit. One of the things
I love about the podcast is that most

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people don't come on to promote.
They asked him if he got any advice

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from Howard Stern when he went over
to that place I used to work,

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and Conan said, I'd be intimidated
to call Howard. I'm worried that he'd

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put me on the air, would
be having a really good conversation that he'd

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asked me, when did you lose
your virginity? Conan was also on CNN

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a few hours after the news broke
that OJ Simpson had died. That was

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a coincidence, Conan said, I
never make a joke about someone the day

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they passed. It was a huge
deal back then. Most notably he's passed

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on, but Norm MacDonald one of
my best guests of all time in one

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of the great comedians of all time. He did the most brilliant comedy of

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anybody during that period. Tapper asked
about the reports that norm acclaimed he was

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fired because he frequently mocked OJ Simpson
while hosting a weekend update. Conan said,

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yeah, the head of the network
at the time was tight with OJ.

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Anyway, water another bridge Conena doing
full on court press was also on

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Hot Ones. He made fun of
HBO Max as I sometimes do. He

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said, is it HBO Max or
just Max? I can't get used to

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it. It's not a better name. I have a show. It's on

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Max. They used to call it
HBO, but people found that too popular,

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so now it's Max because that really
rolls off the tongue and it's a

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funny show. David Letterman in the
news. In a new video on Letterman's

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YouTube channel, he said, a
year or two ago, we realized we

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had this big hunk of plastic with
the late Show sign on it. He

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didn't know what to do with it, so they raffled it off for charity.

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Anybody who donated ten dollars a more
to Habitat for Humanity would be entered

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to win the twenty foot wide sign. The promotion end up raising one hundred

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and sixteen thousand dollars. New Jersey
resident Helen Halford won the sign, but

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the real winner turned out to be
your uncle, Preston. Halford learned she

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won, and then she realized she
has nowhere to put it twenty foot signs,

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so she asked her uncle, who
owns a one hundred and fifty year

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old born in Connecticut, if he
had won it. He said yeah.

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Letterman said, I will say the
uncle's property here is lovely, and I

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feel confident that the sign has found
a lovely new home. Now, I

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want you to pay a lot of
attention on this next story. This from

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I ninety five Rock. They spoke
to Carlos Mencia. Okay, you ready

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pay attention. I'm gonna do each
story twice because I want to make sure

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you're paying attention. Carlos Smithcia said, listen, it's been a crazy year.

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I've never been busier. All the
kids who were between eight and twelve

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when Mind of Mencia came out or
now of age, so they're coming to

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see the shows. It's like a
resurgence. It's been amazing Well's comedy right

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now needs voices like mine and tell
everybody comedy is meant to be funny.

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If you don't get that, get
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want to recap that story. Carlos
Smiencia says. All the kids who were

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between eight and twelve when Mind of
Mencia came out are now of age and

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they're coming to see the shows.
You got that, all right? Write

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that down. Now, here's the
second story from I ninety five rock.

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Wanting to pay attention because I'm gonna
go over this twice, Carlos Smencia said,

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bro, And yesterday I got a
phone call from a big hotel in

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Vegas who was like, hey,
we want you to do a residency.

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Hey, you got that, Carlos
Mencia says. A hotel in Vegas wants

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Carlos Mencia to do a residency.
You got that. You wrote that down?

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Okay, good, Carlos said.
I'm like, I'm already booked every

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weekend. They were like, no, we want you to do Sunday and

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Monday and then we'll grow from there. Carlos said. I was like,

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man, I don't know that I
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Sunday, Monday, take off,
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That's a bit much, Bruh.
Listen. I know my name is

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Mencia and I'm an immigrant, but
I'm not that much of an immigrant,

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bro. I'm not working that all
hard. I've got my papers. You

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know what I'm saying. You've got
to give me legal type work. Okay.

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Just to want to recap again,
people who watched Mind of Mencia are

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like, Oh, now that we're
old enough, let's go see Carlos Mencia

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because we loved Mind of Mencia.
And a hotel in Vegas wants Carlos Mencia

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to do a residency. Just make
sure you got that right. Carlos addressed

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Mencia gate from a million years ago. You may recall Joe Rogan and some

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others accused Carlos of stealing jokes in
the past. I believe and less undelusional,

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he admitted to stealing jokes. I
think he admitted it to me in

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the whole way of serious. But
my memory may be getting fuzzy. Carlos

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told a ninety five rock or whatever
it was, I wasn't doing what they

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said. I wasn't plagiarizing or anything. The interesting thing about that is I

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went up on stage while Joe was
on because he said something about me when

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he was on stage. So he
said, hey, this next guy opens

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up for Carlos Mensteelia. I think
that's what he said. So I went

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up on stage and I was like, hey, bro, you keep saying

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I steal jokes. What joke did
I ever steal of yours? To be

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fair, Carlos Smancy has never stolen
any of my jokes. That is true.

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Also, you'd have to ask Rogan
about his. Of course, he

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never had an answer for that because
I never stole any jokes from him.

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He's never accused me of taking a
joke from him. But I said to

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myself, if one person thinks you're
a D word, that's one thing.

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If everybody thinks you're a D word, everybody's mad at you for some reason.

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So okay. So the defense here
is you never stole a joke from

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Joe Rogan, Carlos said, said, so I had to look into myself

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and find out what it is that
I was doing to these guys to hurt

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their feelings. Basically, when I
found out that is when I was a

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kid coming up as a comedian,
we called it paying your You'd have a

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spot and you'd get excited, and
then all of a sudden, Robin Williams

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came in and bumped you. All
of a sudden, Richard Pryor came in

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and bumped you. All of a
sudden, some celebrity Martin Lawrence came in

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and bumped you. Dice Clay came
in and bumped you. That's the way

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it was. So look, when
you get a TV show, then you

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can do that. So I started
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I assume it's that Rick Rubin who
told me, you gotta go on the

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road, cultivate this, make this
thing yours. You got to go out

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and really experience life. I started
doing that and I was gone for about

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five years doing the road. By
the time I came back to the comedy

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Store and I got Mind of Mencia. For those of that you were younger,

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what Mind of Mencia was was Comedy
Central going, oh my god,

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Chappelle's not doing another season of Chappelle's
show. What do we got? And

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they did Mind of Mencia, which
was like the Chappelle Show minus the good

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parts, And I got Mineum,
Mansea. Those kids were the participation trophy

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kids. I'm really dumping on Cross
the one time, maybe I met him

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twice. He was cool. The
new kids where the generation of I don't

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want to get hayes to get in
the club. I don't want to have

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to pay my dues. I'm on
the schedule ready, Why are you guys

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putting someone else on the schedule.
I had to kind of look inside and

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go, all right, who am
I? What am I? I heard

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a lot of people's feelings. Is
what it is to boil it down?

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Are we suggesting here that Joe Rogan
and Carlos Mencia are in different generations of

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comedy? Let's see, Joe Rogan
is fifty six, Carlos Mencia is fifty

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six. Okay, now I've gone
to Google and I typed in Carlos Mencia

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and I started to type in the
next word. I got as far as

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ad and it has autocompleted to Carlos
Mencia admits, here's a clip. The

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voice you're about to hear is Carlos
Mencia. Let's see what he has to

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say about Carlos Mencia stealing jokes.
This is Carlos Mencia discussing whether or not

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Carlos Mencia steals jokes. A lot
of people out there are going to ask

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why did they interview Carlos about this? You know, Carlos is a joke

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thief. Carlos steals jokes, and
we know this. And I listen to

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me and look at me when I
tell you this with all honesty. If

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you think that I steal jokes,
yeah, you're right, of course,

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I'm still jokes. Are you out
of your mind? When I come to

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a comedy club, you better run, bitch, you better get off stage,

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because if anything you say is even
remotely funny, I'm gonna make it

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mine. And all I'm gonna do
is say Mexican in the front. I'm

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like a rapper. I just sampled
and make it my own. Was that

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really my song? I don't know, but it sounds like mine, but

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it kind of sounds like somebody else's. It's a hit, bitch. Here's

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Carlos Smincia speaking to Bobby Lee and
Bobby's podcast long clip here, and I'm

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going to make some edits, both
for pacing and for language. So how

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are you feeling now with all the
controversy that happened a decade ago. I

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mean, what's going on fourteen years
ago? Now? Fourteen years ago?

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Yeah, I realized, like my
absence from the Internet in all those years

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allowed a narrative to be created that
will never change no matter what I do,

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no matter what I say, no
matter how I come about it,

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of what my perspective is, it
just is the way it is. Like

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There's nothing I could do about it, and that is a very difficult thing

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to do for somebody who is a
control freak like me. Look, as

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you know, I'm always thinking about
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one are the ramifications of all this
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in those days, you know,
when all this stuff happened, was to

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fight it, not fight it,
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since nineteen ninety three, I don't
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somebody comes up to me and says, hey, you're doing my joke,

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I could easily go, what joke
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Let me go look, and then
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I'll stop doing it or whatever.
It is. Like I've always had that,

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Yeah, but I stayed quiet,
and it just got bigger and bigger

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and bigger, and now it's just
like that's what it is. But why

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not skip it? Ned? Why
not do in the beginning just a blanket

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apology? But I wasn't see let
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happened anytime even to this day,
bro, Yeah, somebody says you stole

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a joke? I go, okay, well what joke was it? Not?

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Angry? Like what joke? Dude? I write a lot, you

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know this, I create a lot
of material, some of your act,

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you know, I mean a little
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established, Like let's like the Bill
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that one, so I know.
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similar? Right? Yeah? Yeah
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and then we could just move on
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But it's not that I'm defending.
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I just who do I apologize to? Good job, Bobby Lee there.

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If you want to seek that one
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Let me just tell you what it's
called. Bobby. He confronts Carlosmancy

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about stealing jokes and Joe Rogan,
I'll throw it in the Facebook group Daily

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Comedy News podcast group Mine. Now
we're getting long, all right? What

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else can I tell you about?
South Park? Creators Trey Parker and Matt

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Stone are teaming with Kendrick Lamar,
a live action comedy that will hit theaters

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July fourth, twenty twenty five.
No details other than Kendrick Lamar and the

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date. Well, let's take a
look at the comedy festivals here. On

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Monday, Pretty quiet in Dubai Emma
Dumagae, the first Filipina stand up comedian

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based in Dubai. That's the only
show in Dubai tonight. Moontower is actually

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dark. They're back tomorrow. And
in Melbourne, Oliver Coleman's show is called

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Goof, winner of the Best Comedy
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The Adelaide Advertiser said, comic genius
catapults to the point of sheer chaos.

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All right, that's some high praise. Let's listen. I love performing

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stand up comedy, I do.
I love I love stand up right,

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But at the same time, sometimes
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of all the art forms, right, like music, film, et cetera.

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It's just a bit muh, you
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standing on stage talking into a microphone. Isn't it like like it's the art

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form that most resembles a school assembly. Isn't it The fact that's risen to

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the level of like popularity in the
current culture that it has just blows my

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mind right? Like you got,
you got? You could have done anything

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tonight, you know, you could
have just stayed at home, gone on

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the internet and watched pretty much whatever
you wanted from the whole history of human

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art and entertainment. But instead you
came here to library story time for grown

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ups to And then the clip abruptly
ended. But not bad. Ben co

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Chan's share was called winning smile.
Ben's been keeping his eyes open lately and

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his nose well and true to the
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his phone as much. He walks
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and says Coachan is a silly guy. Let's listen slately, naughty here.

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Good to see people having a few
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might get a little drink after this. I treat myself to a little virgin

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Dacrey. That's right, it's a
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You Belgian alert? I am.
You know this is good. I'm very

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excited. But something bad did happen
to me recently. You guys wouldn't believe

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this. Someone told me that my
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that? And they've done it such
as myself. I'm the most handsome man

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in my synagogue and they said that
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I think they may have a point, though, because I think my head

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might be too narrow, because I
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slipped right through that little hole.
I went right through. It was brun

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ole. I've got about a happy
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Now? He came out in shorts? Is that something the zy comedians do.

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I'm gonna have to have somebody from
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to me. The shorts thing is
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let's find one more today. It's
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who we've done or not. Sam
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don't think we've done this one.
Let's listen. I'm a big movie fan.

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I like watching movies. One of
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movie nineteen seventeen. I'm not sure
if anyone saw it. It's an Academy

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Award winning movie. It's about World
War One. It's so good. I

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wanted to watch this movie in lockdown, but it wasn't on any of the

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streaming services, and I don't know
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exist anymore, so it's beyond me. So I googled it one day.

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I was like, nineteen seventeen Academy
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do I watch? And I ended
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hey, I've uploaded the movie for
free. Click this link. And I

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clicked the link and it took me
to porn Hub. Yeah. I was

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like, that's pretty funny, fair
play to this dude. But then I

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actually clicked play on the video on
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had actually uploaded the entirety of the
Academy Award winning World War One movie nineteen

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seventeen to the popular pornography platform porn
Hub because you can just do that,

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you can. I thought that would
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thought a government or maybe a fact
checker at porn Hub. I thought someone

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was on the back end watching the
videos come in, being like this isn't

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horny enough for me. Get out
of here. He's good, good stage

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presence, good storyteller. Let that
clip go a little long and get to

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the punch. But that's Sam Taunton
and that performance from the twenty twenty two

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Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala. If
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Hey, it's Monday, and for
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