Amy Schumer on what's up with her face PLUS Conan O'Brien nominated for best comedy podcast, but not Joe Rogan, Theo Von, Andrew Santino

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello Chilly Mack
with your daily comedy news. Pretty robust

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for a Sunday. I did the
saidlor thing yesterday, so that bumps some

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of the stuff to today. I
mentioned the end of Friday's episode. Some

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people thought Amy Schumer looked different.
She has now addressed it on Instagram.

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Amy Schumer said, you're right,
it is puffy or than normal right now

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meeting her face. I have entremetriosis, an autoimmune disease that every woman should

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read about. There are some medical
and hormonal things going on in my world

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right now, but I'm okay.
Thank you so much for everyone's input about

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my face. I've enjoyed feedback and
deliberation about my appearance, as all women

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do for almost twenty years. She
goes on to say she doesn't think she

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or any woman should have to explain
their appearance, but that she wanted to

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take the opportunity to advocate for self
love and acceptance of the skin you're in

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like every other woman slash person.
Some days I feel confident and good as

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hell, and others I want to
put a bag over my head. But

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I feel strong and beauty and so
proud of this TV show I created,

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wrote, start in and directed.
Maybe, just maybe we can focus on

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that for a little while. While
she was making one of the appearances,

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this one on Jimmy Fallon, she
said, it's hard to go on the

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tour right now because who are we
competing with? Who's been filling up our

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feeds? Beyonce and Taylor Swift.
She said she loves both of them and

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has seen them both in concert and
jokes, I can't compete with this.

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Why can't I have backup dancers?
The Podcast Academy has announced one hundred and

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ninety two nominees across twenty seven categories, as well as a Governor's Award and

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an Impact Award. As podcasting gets
out of control, what are we even

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doing? Folks? These ceremonies will
be March twenty six that the J W.

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Marriott La Live, Los Angeles.
The nominees for Best Comedy Podcast are

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Bad Dates, Conan O'Brien needs a
friend, How did this get made?

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Let's make a rom com Love it
or leave it? The Big Flop and

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wait, wait, don't tell me. For whatever it's worth, if you

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go to Apple Podcasts, the comedy
shows are Joe Rogan, John Stewart,

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call Her Daddy, Smortless Conan,
Theo Vaughn, The Toast Giggly Squad with

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Hannah Berner, The Commercial Break and
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast with Shane Gillis,

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Andrews Santino and Bobby Lee at number
eleven, Bert and De Sigora at

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twelve. So obviously the podcast Awards
have their pulse on what people are actually

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listening to. You know, what
people are actually listening to. They're listening

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to Neil Brennan's Blocks at least Richard
is, because he's shot me a note

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in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News
Podcast Group that was one hell of a

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segue, Johnny Man, you did
that kind of nicolator, right, Richard

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knows I dig at Dusty Sleigh.
So I ran it through my little transcription

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machine. I haven't finished listening to
it. So what I do is when

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one of these comes up, I
run it through the transcription, and then

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as I listened to it, I
kind of keep notes of like, oh,

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yeah, thirty six minutes, you
want to get the part where they

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said blah blah blah blah blah.
But since I haven't actually listened to it,

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just reading the transcript. I don't
know what to look for, but

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the part I listened to you explain
that way too long, John, I

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know, I know they were discussing
at Dusty's catchphrase we're having a good time,

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and how it works best when Dusty
is bombing. He said, that's

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where it came from. I was
doing a show at a pizza place in

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New York City. I want to
know more about that. Why is there

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a comedy show at a pizza place
in New York City? And to find

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pizza place, I'm from New York
City. If you tell me pizza place,

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I'm picturing a a store front that
has the shape of a shoe box,

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but you know, bigger, and
I don't know why you would have

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comedy there. You know, there's
probably on the wall of the ovens,

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there's probably two tables, and on
the other wall there's four tables. And

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they were made of that porcelain wipe
down stuff you can get the pizza grease

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off. This Dusty Sleigh performing on
a crate in the back corner. Like,

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what's going on there? Anyway?
He said, I was doing a

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show at a pizza place. We
used to use the term pizza parlor.

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Do people still say pizza parlor?
Pizza place in New York City? And

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I was just not doing well,
and I kept saying, we're having a

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good time. And the more I
said it, the more the people got

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into the show. I just can't
get over there. I'm googling Dusty Slay

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Pizza, New York, and I
want to see what comes up. Nothing

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came up. What if I google
comedy pizza, New York? What comes

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up? Nothing? All right?
One more try Pizza Rhea Comedy show,

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New York. Well, there was
something called comedy Night at Da Vinci Pizza

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back in September of twenty three?
Could it have been? There? Are

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we on a major tangent? Get
back to the show? John, Okay,

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I was hearing a show at a
pizza place of New York City.

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I was just doing it well.
And when I kept saying we're having a

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good time where I said, the
more people got of the show. Neil

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Brannan said. An old man named
Dave Chappelle one said to me, you

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can tell how funny someone is by
how they bomb and Dusty slid. I

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think that's right. I never thought
of that, but yeah, that's right.

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And I find if you move around
awkwardly to such your glasses enough,

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your hat, your face, your
nose. People will be like, this

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guy's weird. But I'm into what
he's doing. I'm glad they brought that

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up because when I was watching Dusty's
special, currently the number one special of

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twenty twenty four, I noticed he
was very twitchy. Dusty said, I

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watched videos of myself. I think, oh, man, stop waving so

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much. But when I'm up there, it feels fun. I'm into it.

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Tag Nataro, we'll have a special
out on Amazon on Prime Video.

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March twenty sixth, they released a
trailer. I did my usual thing where

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I go to pull the audio and
it took Tig. In the clip,

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they picked over a minute to get
to the punchline, and I'm like,

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that's just going to drag the podcast
to a halt. So you can find

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it somewhere. It's called Hello Again. You'll find the clip on the interwebs.

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We are told that Tig Nataro's Hello
Again is packed with delightfully awkward misunderstandings,

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health scares made hilarious, and family
moments with her wife and children that

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are simultaneously side splitting and heartwarming.
Nataro finds humor in situations ranging from the

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every day to the bizarre, A
crafting comedy out of hallucinatory text messages,

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a botch meeting with a Hollywood heavyweight, and a late night encounter with a

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mustached fireman who has her questioning everything. M Tignazoro, Hello again, March

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twenty sixth on your Amazon Prime Video. John mulaney two waited to all fans

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in Portland and Bangor. I'm sorry
that Pete Davidson and I could not find

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a day to make those shows work. But I'll be through main soon.

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I hope to see then. If
you haven't already, please go to your

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point of purchase to receive a full
refund. Thanks y'all. Bill Maher is

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on tour. He's calling his tour
the WTF Tour, which I just find

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odd because when I see the letters
WTF and I'm in a comedy mood,

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I think of Mark Maren. Why
did you call your tour that? You

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have to know? Mark Maren calls
his thing WTF. What a weird choice

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by Bill Mooh. Bill recently revealed
he has a two hour interview with Kanye

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West, but it will likely never
be released. Bill said he found Kanye's

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political views too quote problematic to share
on the podcast. Bill didn't specify what

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Kanye talked about, but he did
refer to the rapper as a charming anti

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Semite. Hey, Kathy Griffin,
what can we expect from your show?

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She tells the Cans in Okay.
First of all, my shows are highly

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improvisational. For example, when I
got cancer, I was like, first

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of all, I don't even smoke, but they're started to come some comedy

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out of cancer. First of all, I thought, if you got cancer,

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everybody treat you really well and you
can behave badly. So for example,

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I'll use the cancer card like a
beast. If I can't get a

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reservation, no boo, I'll call
them and say it's Kathy, my cancer's

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back, which isn't true. But
I'm not above playing the cancer card for

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a good table at a restaurant like
that. And she addressed Dave Chappelle and

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said, I feel like for a
comic, continue to punch up. I

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love Dave Chappelle. I think it's
genius. Why the f is he talking

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about trans people for the third fing
special in a row. I think Dave

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is a genius, But I also
think it's transphobic. I don't think they're

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mutually exclusive. You're a black man
punching down at a community that has the

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highest murder suicide rate in the world, so I kind of feel like you

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shouldn't. That's a simple rule for
not getting canceled. Enjoy what I do

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here. You can go to buy
me a coffee dot com slash Daily Comedy

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News. I will take your money
and I will drive past the donuts chain.

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I'm on a smoothie kick. I'll
go into the smoothie place. They

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have this beach blast as it called. I know, it's like a raspberry

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thing with some dark chocolate. I
tend against that, and that is a

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full four hundred fewer calories than the
peanut butter chocolate one that I like.

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But Johnny Max, stop marathon training
and the pans they're coming back. You

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know what I'm saying, Why are
you going to a smoothie place at all?

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It's better than donuts. Find me
a coffee dot com slash Daily Comedy

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News. A Minnesota comedian is overcoming
a disability and making a name for himself

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on the stand up circuit. That's
from Fox nine. He's Sam Bondus.

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He says, when we mishear people, we have our go to phrases.

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Because I'm deaf, I have two. The first one is that's funny.

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Yeah. My poor mom, her
hearing's gone. She'll ask me about my

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friends. She'll be like, how's
Mike in Cleveland? And if I say,

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oh, yeah, Mike and a
frog rented a helicopter. They went

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to Hawaii and when skiing, she'll
go oh. Sam felt comfortable on stage

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at a young age. He tells
a story where he was at a camp

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for the deaf and heart of hearing. I made a whole bunch of my

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deaf peers laugh off one joke and
I was like, Wow, that feels

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great. I want to do more
of that. He does some crowd work.

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For example, he asked somebody in
the audience what's your name, and

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then respond to us if he can't
hear the answer. One challenge of performing

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sometimes his hearing aids give out.
He has to reboot them during a show.

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He helps to turn stand up into
a career. He says, a

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lot of comedians want like a Netflix
special All now, that'd be great,

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but I just want to do step
one right now, make money off this.

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Sounds like a cool guy. And
that is your comedy news for today.

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