July 15, 2026
Andrew Schulz in shorts? ESPYs with Marcello Hernandez. Blue Collar Comics on ‘Woke’ Culture. Tim Heidecker’s Fake Infowars
The ESPYs air tonight on ABC hosted by comedian Marcello Hernandez with performances by Slick Rick, Ghostface Killah, and De La Soul, and contrasts audience reactions to last year’s Shane Gillis. Larry the Cable Guy tells Us Weekly he ignores “woke” backlash, argues audiences can simply skip acts they dislike, and cites Gillis getting more popular after being fired from SNL; the host adds “Atire” season three hits Netflix August 13, 2026. Jeff Foxworthy tells Fox Digital Hollywood misunderstands much of America, credits the Blue Collar Tour’s appeal, and recalls programming SiriusXM’s Blue Collar channel. Tim Heidecker discusses his decade-long Alex Jones impersonation and a new Infowars continuity where Jones “popped like a balloon.” The episode includes a Louis C.K. story about giving Jerry Seinfeld a “cow says July 3rd” tag, criticizes Andrew Schulz, previews Just for Laughs Montreal lineup highlights, and notes a $27M Lion King defamation suit against a comedian was voluntarily dismissed.
00:16 ESPY Host Preview
00:52 Blue Collar Woke Talk
02:02 Foxworthy on Audiences
04:39 Heidecker Spoofs Alex Jones
08:17 Louis C.K. Seinfeld Story
11:16 Andrew Schulz AC Rant
13:00 Just For Laughs Guide
17:05 Lion King Lawsuit Update
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Callaroga Shark Media full side. I'm Johnnie Mack, who with
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your daily comedy to use. You know what today is.
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I don't have to tell you. I know you have
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it on your calendar. It's the SP's And of course
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you know who's hosting the SP's. That's right, it's comedian
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Marcelo Hernandez, who does one thing really well. The SP's
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tonight on ABC eight Eastern, seventh Central. Some of the
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guests include Slick Rick, Ghostface Killer, and Dla Soul. They'll
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all perform on the show from Lincoln Center in New
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York City. I'll be curious to see if the establishment
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athletes population welcomes Marcelo Hernandez. I bet they do. They
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definitely did not to welcome Shane Gillis last year. However,
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I tuned in to see Shane Gillis, and I have
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no intention of watching Marcelo Hernandez. I'll pull some clips
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and tell you about it in a day or two.
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The blue collar guys are getting slightly political, Larry the
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Cable Guy spoke to US Weekly. Larry was out participate
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baiting in the thirty seventh annual ACC Golf Championship, which
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reminds this podcast host to pull some clips of comedians
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talking about that event, but we won't get to that today.
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Cable guys said, we live in the United States of America.
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If somebody doesn't want to like your act, then don't
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go to see that person's act. It's as simple as that.
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Larry was asked about performing stand up comedy in Woke America.
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The cable guy, who's now sixty three, which makes sense
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because I'm almost fifty seven now, said I don't worry
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about it. I already got a pretty good built in following,
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and I got some awesome fans. You know. If I
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think it's funny, I'm gonna do it. We'll see where
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it goes. If you let it bother you, yeah, it's
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gonna be tough. But I think Shan gillis pretty much
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proof to everybody that you get canceled and if you
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want to double down on that, that's what people want
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you to do because they're sick of it too. Shane
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Gillis got even more popular after you got fired from
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Saturday Night Live for being too woke from stuff he
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did ten years ago, you know, and now look at him.
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That's the whole key. Right there. If you don't like it,
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It's like soda pop. Find the one you like and
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don't bitch about the others love it. Larry, speaking of
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Shane Gillis a Hire Season three will be on Netflix
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August thirteenth, twenty twenty six. I think it's of an
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episode or two left from last season. Meanwhile, Jeff Foxworthy
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told Fox Digital, I don't think Hollywood has understood that
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audience in a long long time. I don't care where
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they live or where they stand politically. If you sat
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people down and said what do you want out of life?
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I bet we would agree on eighty five percent of
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the things. We want the same things. What happened was,
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instead of celebrating the eighty five percent that were all alike,
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we yell and scream at each other over the fifteen
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percent that were different. Being different is fine. It would
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be boring as hell if we were all alike and
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all thought the same way. Jeff said. I think that
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was the success of the Blue Collar Tour because when
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The Kings of Comedy came out, Atlanta was one of
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the first stops, and they had an article about it
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in the Atlanta paper and it said it was a
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show for the urban hip audience. And I'm like, well,
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there's two hundred million people that aren't urban or hip.
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Let's do a show for them. The first time I
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worked with those guys, they invited me down to their show.
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They were playing the Hockey Arena in Nashville. I asked
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the Blue Collar team, please do not vip me. My
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mission there was to learn about that audience so I
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they sat us in the upper deck again and what
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big ovation? And a Jimmy Buffett mentioned got a big ovation.
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The road to New Orleans and super Bowl forty seven
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is right here on Serious XM.
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The new Info Wars is up. Slate caught up with
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Tim Hideker. Heidecker has been impersonating Alex Jones for the
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past ten years. Tim told Slade, I'm attracted to people
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like Alex, not sexually attracted, but interested in his mind,
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in the way he presents himself. Everything we do that's
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perceived as absurd always starts from a real place of
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something like this exists, and we're gonna expand upon it
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and go deeper and weird with it. In the New
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Info Wars world in their continuity, Alex Jones is dead.
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The big story we want to get to right now,
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and this is exclusive. These are stories from other news outlets,
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but one thing Emergency's gonna be the leader in is
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breaking news that we've reported on. I've got a terrific
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team out there, producers and researchers finding the truth, getting
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to the bottom of things. This one pertains to Alex Jones,
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and I'm gonna break this is big news. This is
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gonna be on every CNN and all the other fake
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news sites. They're gonna be running with this wild. They're
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gonna be running wild with this story. We have leaked
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video now revealing that Alex Jones pop like a balloon
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in his car two months ago. That's right, folks. Alex Jones,
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the Alex Jones that we have come to know over
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the years, is dead. He has passed away. In forces
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obtained shocking cell phone footage that appears to show disgrace
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broadcaster to Alex Jones popping like a balloon in the
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front seat of his own vehicle on the morning of
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May one, twenty twenty six.
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Where did that come from? Tim Hideker said, I think
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I made an offhand remark on my podcast where I
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said he popped like a balloon. He's such a round man.
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I don't want to fat shame anyone, but reminds me
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a lot of the Monty Python Meaning of Life sketch
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where the guy says the wait for him blows up.
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He reminds me of that guy. I wouldn't say anyone's
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asking for this, but we want to do some little
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wish fulfillment or just live in a world where he
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could pretend that this is happening of Alex Jones. Tim
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Heideker said he's trafficked in conspiracy theories and crisis actors
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and really has such little respect for the truth and
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for other people's feelings and experiences, especially with the families
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at the Sandy Hook tragedy that we were like, let's
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just surf him back what he's been serving for years,
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which is a bunch of bs. Let's muddy the waters,
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go on the offense a little bit and create this messy,
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stupid conspiracy theory that anybody with a brain knows isn't true.
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But make it annoying and confusing, and expand upon this
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conspiracy theory that Alex Jones exploded and there's a new
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impostor Alex Jones, a fake one that they've created. You know,
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Capital TV. You can't just go middle ground on this.
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We have to go to place with this where it's
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not worth it for me.
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Questions remain, Who is this Alex Jones? I believe this
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is an imposter, This is a know it as a clone,
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but it's somebody that they've managed to fool the world
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into believe in. Is is Alex Jones? Why we're gonna
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get into the why is this happening? I want to
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get into the video. The source of the video here,
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because we got some metadata on this. The video was
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created on my first Central Time on the same day
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that a man claimed to be Alex Jones relaunched his
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show under his new banner, the Alex Jones Network or
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Alex Jones Live. Metadata listen iPhone as a recording device
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and contains GPS coordinates, placing the camera on a residential
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street on the south side of Austin. Now, this video
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was uploaded the X that afternoon by an account with
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no followers and no prior posts, so it's a new account.
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This is kind of what caught my eye. The account
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was suspended forty seven minutes later. Look at forty seven
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think about who's in charge?
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As late was curious. Have you ever spoken to Alex Jones?
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Tim said no during that period. In twenty sixteen, when
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we were at the Republican National Convention, they were live
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It's on YouTube. You could see me doing my Alex
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was amused. If someone's doing a pretty good impression of view,
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who I was. He didn't know I was a world class,
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legendary comedian. Louis c k was on Dan Soder's podcast. Yeah,
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a loserer basement, but today I'm a medium loser sitting
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pool sides. I'm not a total loser. At least I
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have a pool. But is Dan Soder good at podcasting?
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clips and I had to throw two of them out
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because Dan Soder, professional comedian, can't tell a story. Louis
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on Letterman tomorrow and he does the set and I
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you have too much milk, you're washing your face. It
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was a great bit. And he said, how do they
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know that's the day? How do they know that that
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the day? Is the guy milk and the cow? And
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the cow goes July third?
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being a cow. Yeah, And he goes, oh, Jerry's on Letterman,
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the day? Are they milking the cow? The cow goes
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July third? Explosive applause and Letterman comes out of the
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applause and goes the cow says July third, and Jerry goes, yeah,
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the cow, and they reiterated. The next day, I'm walking
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bump into him on the street and he goes, hey,
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you're a bit killed. And he goes, now you know
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that your mind, the way you think and your comedy
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can work in the big leagues, Like, now you know that?
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and Jerry are you know? We're connected? I got a
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letterman thing. So then like a month later, he goes
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on the Tonight Show Johnny Carson sure does the joke again.
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I think he closed with it kills. And so then
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real familiar, Hey, I saw you did the bit on
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Carson and he goes, what like, do you remember this cow?
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