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Hey there, Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Now,
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if you listened yesterday, you heard that I was just
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kind of bothered by how serious the show was yesterday.
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So I'm gonna just make today comedy comedy, comedy, comedy comedy,
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and I'm even gonna flip the order. If you listen
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all the time, you know there's a rhythm to how
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I do things. I'm throwing that out the window today.
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So let's start with south By Southwest and see who's
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playing tonight. At four o'clock, a recording of Comedy Bang
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Bang in the history of my career, the only show
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that I ever walked out of, but I understand a
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lot of people enjoy Scott Ackerman. We're told to expect
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special guests and plenty of surprises and maybe a few
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familiar places. So that's at four o'clock for fans of
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Comedy Bang Bang. Another live podcast at five o'clock today,
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it's The Comedians Comedian with a Parna Nurla. I enjoy
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a partner a lot at The Comedians. Comedian is Stuart Goldsmith.
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This is a popular British pod. More My Alley at
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six o'clock, The Upright Citizens Brigade, ass Cat for Us
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is an as Cat, Anthony Nasamnuwick, Scott Ackerman, Matt Besser,
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Lisa Gilroy, Lauren Lapkis. I met some other people in
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town drop in on that one. That one is at
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six Nice Show, ninety minute show. There seven o'clock Creek
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Side Comedy, Parentheses Live Comedy. It's at the Creek in
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the Cave. James Adomian, Oh, I guess he won't be
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dropping by the CV show. That was my guess, right,
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James Adomia, Nico Karney, Megan Gaily, Stuart Goldsmith, Lynn Copletz.
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At eight pm, the show called an Evening at the
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Hollywood Improv. This one at Estra's Folly's, which is not
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the Hollywood Improv, but they're celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of
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LA's legendary Hollywood Improv. Your lineup, Doug Benson, Jay Jorden,
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Opiolig Baju, Melissa Vi and Signor. They tell us, while
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our stage at south By may not boast the iconic
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brick wall, it's still part of our legacy and we're
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excited to feature some of our favorite comedians bringing down
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the House, nine o'clock at the Creek in the Cave
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comedy for cave dwellers. Rear Born's been hearing his name
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a lot. Catherine Blandford or Riggie Conquest of Punky Johnson,
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Caitlin Palufo, a lot of buzz on her lately. Good
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sets at ten o'clock Alex English, Todd Glass, Aparna, Kristen
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Toomey eleven o'clock Southwest skang Fest brought this up the
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other day. You live long enough, you find yourself doing
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south By Southwest. Welcome to the establishment, skang Fest, Joe Rosa,
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Sam Jay, Bonnie McFarland and Eddie peppotone on that lineup. Hey,
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it pays the bills. I don't judge. Tree Crowder has
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a special coming out next week on the eight hundred
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Pound Grilla YouTube channel. In trash Daddy, tree Crowder tackles
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everything from the absurdity of cultural and social stereotypes to
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his unusual and hilarious childhood upbringing as he reflects on
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his ultimate parntal role as a trash daddy. There is
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a trailer. Let's listen.
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I try to make myself feel better by telling myself
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it's not a Southern accent thing. It's an American accent thing,
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like the idea that any thick regional American accent can
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sound kind of dumb, not just this one. You know,
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like if you go to the doctor to get some
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test results back, Yeah, you don't want this accent from
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the doctor.
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I know you don't, right, you don't. But you also
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don't want some mate ball from the Bronx, you know, Like, listen,
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it is what it is. You got stage four cancer.
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What are you gonna do? No, no, no, what are
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you gonna do? I'll tell you what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna take emo, You're gonna take you righty a shit,
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You're gonna kick cancers. Actually, I don't want a Bronx doctor.
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I take that by ills. Sounds sounds pretty inspiring. Actually.
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Nimish Pzil will premiere his new stand up social instant
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Karma Tuesday, April, first good day for comedy. I don't
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think there's a statement there. I think it's just a
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Netflix special and those come out on Tuesday, and this
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year one April is a Tuesday. Instakarma is Nimishpatel's first
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hour Netflix in insta Karma Nimess dives deep into the
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experience of growing up as a first generation Indian American. Nimesh,
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the lovable outlaw of his family, breaks down his relationship
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with his traditional parents, the mischief he causes a kid,
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and whether or not he's become a better person now
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that he's an adults. For Reade the Seas, he hasn't
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no trailer yet. One of the jokes we're told, and
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he obviously tells it better than I do. My parents
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spent two hundred thousand dollars for me to get a
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degree in finance. Zero return on that investment. That's good.
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Let's do gossip Corner because we're trying to keep it
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light and fun after yesterday's podcast. Normally Gossip Corner goes
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on the second half, but we'll do it here. You
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know who's on gossip Corner again. Joe Coy. He was
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in Green Bay and hung out with some Green Bay Packers.
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They are football players. The Joe Cooy concert was date
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night for Packers head coach Matt Lafleur and wife and
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for incoming Packers president CEO ed Policy the Policies and
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the Laflor's post For a selfie with Joe Cooy and
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signed a cheesehead football for Joekoy. Now, Joe Koy, you
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may know the name. You're like, how do I know
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that name? Johnny Mack, I've heard of Joekoy before. He's
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the guy remember the Golden Globes. He hosted the Golden
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Globes and he told a joke about Taylor Swift. Here,
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let's listen.
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As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.
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The big difference between the Golden Globe the NFL. On
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the Golden Gloves, we have fewer climber shots of Taylor Swift.
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I'm sorry, never gets old. And I'm picturing a friend
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of the show, Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast. He
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likes this kind of humor. This is the Letterman influence
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on me, where you just beat a joke forever. It's funny.
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Scott Beckett's throwing things. More gossip Corner, More football gossip Corner.
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You know who was at Shane Gillis's SNL. George Kittle,
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Christian McCaffrey, and Kyle Chusk. They were all at SNL
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and they're like, who are those guys? They sound familiar.
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They are san Francisco forty nine Ers, also a football team.
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Kittle went on inster and posted pictures of himself and
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his forty nine Ers team m It's on set. Kittle
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also took a picture with Mike Myers. More gossip corner.
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Dave Chappelle hit a basketball game. He was court sided
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a the UD Arena watching the Dayton Flyers rally from
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a fourteen point deficit in the second half and the
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Dayton Flyers beats Saint Louis seventy five sixty seven in
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the final home game of the season. Chappelle took seats
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in the opening minutes of the second half. Where was
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Dave the first half? Was he in a skybox as
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he'd come to college basketball games late. Who knows, but
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we're told. Dave Chappelle posts for photos with the fans
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during timeouts. He received applause from the sellout crowd later
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in the second half when he was shown on the scoreboard.
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After the game, Dave walked into the tunnel and waited
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for the University of Dayton players. He posts for photos
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with the Flyers and then with Dayton coach Anthony Grant.
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Chappelle said, I'll be back too. Coach Grant said, we
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appreciate you. In the postgame press conference, coach Grant said,
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it's not every day you get Dave Chappelle in the house.
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Let's keep it light, stuff that normally goes on the
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second half. Comedy albums. You like comedy albums. These I
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didn't get to yesterday because it was all angsty. In
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case you missed it, Rachel Pegram's new album, Silly, Loud
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and Delightful is out on a Special Thing Records. It
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was recorded live in front of a late night crowd
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and Rachel settled everyone in with a neighborly INTROI before
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getting right to it with her hot takes on top
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of his including bagfoot and white people. Now, is that
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two topics are one? I think it's one, including bigfoot
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and white people, and there's no comma. Probably one topic,
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but anyway, Bigfoot and white people, her personal history of
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being a late comer to art, garfunkle, discovering porn, losing
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her virginity, and a whole lot more so I think
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the topic is bigfoot and white people, one big topic.
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One way to find out. Check out her album Silly Loud,
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Delightful out now on a Special Thing Records also out
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a new album by Somalia. Born in California, raised in Minneapolis,
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based comic a med Kaloff, a men's album is called
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Hobby d Hoy. On it, he shares how to beat
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tough odds, like being born in a Somali refugee camp,
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but growing up to out white the wife of a
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brewery owner, and learning how to walk again after breaking
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his leg at thirty. Oh no, wehe there you go.
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We got through the first half of the podcast, no angst.
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It was all light and fun and silly and no
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politics and you know, none of the stuff we talked
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by yesterday. So oho got that done. To take the break,
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we'll come back. We'll do stuff that normally would be
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in the first half. New Dad Andrew Schultz till the
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l eight times. When I can end my day by
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five forty five pm, I'm good because that means I
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get to spend time with my daughter and just be
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a dad for a while. It's the greatest feeling on earth,
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Schultz said. The second you have a kid, every feeling
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you have is the hackiest feeling ever. Whenever they laugh,
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it's the best laugh in the world. When they smile,
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you melt you'd do anything for them. LA Times is curious, Hey, Andrew,
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is becoming a parent helped you write new comedy, and
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he said, I haven't written a single joke since I
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had my daughter, or since the tour stopped, so now
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it's all focused on trying to make her laugh. The
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world gets really small and has made me reflect on
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comedy material about kids a lot, because when I was
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growing up, my favorite comedians would do this comedy about
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how they kind of hated their kids. And when you
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first have a kid, you're gonna be shocked at how
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cloche all your feelings are. The second you have a kid,
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every feeling you have is the hackiest feeling ever. Whenever
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they laugh, it's the best laugh in the world. When
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they smile, you melt, you'd do anything for them. Good
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job by the La Times, who asked, we're in this
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new era of comedy where more comedians are talking about
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being parents in today's world and being open and honest
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about not only raising them, but the conceiving process, which
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is the heart of your special What's it like being
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so vulnerable, Andrew said, cathartic. It was nice in the beginning.
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It was nice because there are stages. When I first
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started writing it, I wasn't even like writing an hour.
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I was just kind of I was talking about what
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was going through. It was just getting back on stage
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and taking some time off from the last special. And
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then my wife and I were trying to get pregnant.
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I remember coming back from Burning Man, I was going
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to a big birthday party for her mom. But I
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remember that was when we first started trying. I remember
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doing it and afterwards being like, it's probably okay if
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we don't get pregnant this time, just because I didn't
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know it was in my bloodstream at that point. I mean,
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I was at Burning Man for a week and then
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I'm gonna go make a baby. So it didn't happen
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that time, and then another month went by, didn't happen.
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Another one went by, didn't happen. I was like, ooh,
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is it hard to get pregnant. I couldn't fathom it
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was hard. You know, my whole life's been trying about
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not get women pregnant. The amount of stress that'd go
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through and plan bees and all the other crap. Dallycommercial
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dot Com caught up with Lewis Black, who I thought
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was retiring at the end of last year, but he's
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still out there on tour. Oh wait, now I could
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edit this. He he got political here. I'm not doing
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that today. You get bounced to tomorrow Lewis Black John,
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why don't you edit this out because I want you
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guys to know what's going on here. I'm bouncing the
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wid black story Tomorrow. I'm not doing it. Moving on,
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bounce the throwing a Guark talked about her weight loss.
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She up up about using weight loss medications and the
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Internet being the Internet got mad at her. She thanked
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her supporters and told her haters she doesn't owe an
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explanation to anybody. Zarna said, anything else is just exhausting.
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I talked about this recently on a Zarnaguard Family podcast episode,
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not realizing the impact it would have an offering relief
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to so many. I see you, I am you. Proceed
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with proper medical advice and live your best life. Hater's
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gonna hate. We don't engage in the debate. She revealed
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she received hundreds of dms for opening up about the
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use of weight loss meds and wrote in twenty twenty five,
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can we stop the bs of pretending we're perfect? Take
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the meds. Don't take the meds, do your thing with
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kindness around you, and keep it moving. Zarna shared before
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taking the weight loss medicine, she constantly thought about food,
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even when having a meal. She didn't realize that was
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a habit until she started taking the drugs. Brad Williams
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was offered a choice write a five minute bit or
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anything else. He picked five minute bit. He said, it's
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the greatest feeling in the world writing a new joke
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and having it work. He first considered a comedy career
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when he was nineteen. He was at a comedian show
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and tells the story the comedian called me up on stage,
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just asked me questions and answer the questions honestly. I
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didn't try and make jokes. Well, my answers got laughs,
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and that was the first adrenaline needle where I was like, ah,
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this feels awesome. I just started going to open mic nights,
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driving as little as five minutes and as much as