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Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
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This first story is cracking me up right. Pay attention.
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Andrew Schultz has called out Anthony Jelinek. Why well, Cracked
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dot com tells us Andrew Schultz calls out Anthony Jelinek
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for whining about comedy. Cracked writes Schultz as a theory
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about comedians. If you're primarily known for your hot takes
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about comedy versus your actual comedy, you're not doing it right.
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So what did Schultz do? He gave a hot take
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about comedy. Schultz said, none of these mfers that talk
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about comedy are funny. If people know you for your
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opinions about comedy and not your jokes, you're probably not funny.
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As simple as that, you talked about Anthony Jelinek, saying now,
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it's like the only time you ever seen anything about Jelinek.
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He's whining about comics, said Schultz, who was whining about
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comics While he said that a gosh sing The co
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host on that program said, I've never heard him say
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a positive thing about another comic that's not himself. Schultz said,
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that's the only thing he can get attention for. It's
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got to break his heart like he used to be
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a big comic. People would like his jokes singing, then
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took a shot at David Cross, saying, Hey, we got
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a lot of comedy fans in this room. What's your
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favorite David Cross bit? Oh? There we go. He's a
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great actor, he's hilarious, sketches, acting, great stand up. I
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can't think of a single bit. Bert Kraser was at
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the eighteen inning Dodgers game the other night in the
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middle of it. This is from a video. It's hilarious.
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A guy from CNN was doing it hits from like
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the isles because I guess they didn't have rights to
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the game, so they were in the stadium but not
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showing the game. And who walks by with a beer?
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Bert Kraser, Let's listen.
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Hey, my god, Bert, this is why you show up
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to a baseball game. This is why you pay money
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to come to a baseball game. We're what fifteen innings
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in almost six hours, and they stopped shut But I
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got a cold. Who's gonna win? Dodgers eventually gonna do this? Yeah, Dodgers, baby, Dorogers.
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This is America now.
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Krazier was decked out in Dodgers' gear, which interests me.
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He's fifty two years old from Saint Petersburg, Florida, so
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I can understand if he didn't grow up a race
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fan because there were no Rays, and I guess he
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had to adopt a team. Now, a lot of people
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in that area would have adopted the Yankees because they
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had spring training down that way. But whatever, I'm a
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forty nine Ers fan, didn't grow up at San Francisco,
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just like Joe Montana, so I won't hate Burg Crazier
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Dodgers fan. Jimmy Kimmel nearly canceled again. Why was it
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canceled this time? Well, people were watching Monday Night Football
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and there's Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs. Monday Night Football
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starts teasing a special announcement. People like, hm, is this
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gonna be something about Taylor Swift? What could this be?
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Scott Van Pelt told the audience coming up next a
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special announcement about an upcoming Monday night football game. People
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were very excited, and the broadcast cuts to Jimmy Kimmel,
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who appeared on screen promoting that his show later that
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evening had guest Tim Allen. Oops, wow, boy, that's exciting.
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Tim Allen had your book him. On social media, somebody wrote,
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loll ESPN forcing commercials with Jimmy Kimmel. Another said I
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was just enjoying some MNF until they decided to roll
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out Jimmy Kimmel bye bye. But that actually wasn't the announcement.
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The announcement was Monsters Funday Football and animated Monsters, Inc.
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Themed alternate broadcast of the December eighth Eagles versus Charters game.
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But by then people already met at Tim Allen and Kimmel.
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One fan asked, Tim Allen, did you lose a bet?
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You're one of my favorites, But I've never watched Kimble
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in my life, and I won't start now. Staying on
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that same corner, the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon scored
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one of its biggest audiences of the year. That's right,
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Jimmy did a Sunday night episode. It followed the Packers
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and the Steelers. That was a good game. Fallon's Tonight
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Show began at twelve thirty one am after the local news. Now,
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remember we tried to ask Conan O'Brien to start at
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twelve oh five, and the group thing at the time
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was like, no, no, no, If the Tonight Show starts
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after midnight, it's not the Tonight Show anymore, which makes
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a lot of sense. Unless you know Jimmy foun does it,
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then it's cool whatever. Twelve thirty one, one thirty in
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the morning after a basketball double airhead or whenever the
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Tonight Show airs it airs? Who cares anymore? Anyway? Don't
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any of you have jobs? Don't any of you go
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to sleep? Even when I'm unemployed. I like to go
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to bed on Sunday night kind of early to reset
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my week. Sunday Night, Tonight Show or sorry, Monday morning,
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Tonight Show. Let's be accurate. Twelve thirty one am Monday
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morning at Tonight Show drew one point eight million total viewers.
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That is the Tonight Show's third highest rated broadcast of
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the year. In the eighteen to forty nine demo which
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I've graduated from you youngsters, there were five hundred and
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seventy three thousand of you, making it the second best
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performance of the year in the advertiser coveted demographics and
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me they don't care about. The guests were Glenn Powell,
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a Rod and Florence on the Machine Now. Sunday's post
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football episode was up sixty six percent among total viewers
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compared to you Know, A regular episode, and two hundred
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and forty seven percent among adults eighteen to forty nine.
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Jimmy Fallon is a survivor, right, Nate BRIGETSI. He's on
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the list. What's the list? John? I've been talking about
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this in the Facebook group. Hollywood just decides here's who
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we're pushing right now, and we're pushing them. Nate's on
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the list. Nikki Glazer's been on the list for about
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a year. You're about to see a lot of Rachel Sennott.
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Just you're like, who's that? Trust me, we'll come back
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in six weeks and you'll be like, oh my god,
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with the Rachel Sennat will you stop? And they seem
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to be pushing Stavros Haukias right now. How this works,
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I don't know. I'm not part of the Stonecutters. I
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don't get invited to the secret meetings. I'm just telling
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you someone has decided these people are the ones we're pushing.
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Nateerghatzy has another gig game show host which he will
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be terrible at write that down. John said, Nate Berghetzi
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will be terrible at hosting a game show. Let me
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actually remind myself to put that in tomorrow's Comedy stock Market.
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His skill set's not going to be good at that.
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He's too dry. How does the show work well? The
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show is Nate Berghetzi as host, with three contestants battling
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to prove that there are anything but average. The winner
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takes home the average American salary of sixty seven nine
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and twenty dollars, which, if you win, is a lot
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of money, like, hey, here's sixty seven grand, which is
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like forty after taxes. But in terms of we're making
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a TV show, that is nothing. They're filming us at
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the Municipal Auditorium in Nashville. You have to be twelve
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plus to a ten. If you're under eighteen, you have
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to be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. The
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Municipal Auditorium said. This family friendly show is full of
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laugh out loud moments as contestants try to guess how
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everyday Americans answered outrageous questions. Tickets are completely free, but
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space is limited or I will keep an eye on
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that one. Good article in Entertainment Weekly, who said, if
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you forgot that Wanda Sykes hosted the Oscars in twenty
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twenty two, well you wouldn't be the only one you
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see on the twenty twenty two Oscars. Remember that Wanda
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Sykes was one of the co hosts. And Amy Schumer,
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who at some point right this, Remember what I was
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just saying about, we decide someone's it. Remember where they
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decided Amy Schumer was it, and now they've decided Amy
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Schumer was not it. Remember Amy Schumer hosted the Oscars.
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Let's take a pregnant pause here so you could just
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think about that for you know, two three seconds. I
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wanted you to sit and think Amy Schumer hosted the Oscars.
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Are you making the same face? I am, like, what,
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You're crazy? There's no way Amy Schumer hosted. Oh no, no, no,
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Amy Schumer hosted the Oscars. I know that makes no sense,
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but this is a thing that factually happened. Now, on
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that same night, Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, Which is
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why you think Chris Rock hosted the Oscars in twenty
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twenty two. He did not. For some reason, Amy Schumer
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was up there alongside Wanda Sykes, She was asked, did
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Will Smith ever apologize? She said he did. He called
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I had COVID or a bad cold. I just texted
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to say hey, I got your message. Thank you. I
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can't talk, but he did call. Want has said. I mean,
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I love working with Rodrina Hall and Amy Schumer, but
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like you said, it got overshadowed. People talk to me
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about that night without even mentioning, oh, yeah, you hosted right,
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like I was in the audience or at home watching TV.
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But I was there. It was National first Responder's Day
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and the first responders got together in New York City
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and they were joined by John Stuart. The ceremony celebrated
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first responders from across the country, including firefighters, EMS, Provider's
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eleven dispatchers, law enforcement officers, and volunteers. John Stewart said,
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it's an honor to stand side by side with the
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very heroes who keep us safe every day. First Responders
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answer chaos with courage and compassion. If lending my voice
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helps amplify that, I'm in. I want to thank the
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First Responders Children's Foundation for giving these heroes a stage
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worthy of the work they do, and I'm excited to
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recognize their achievements. Whatever you think of John Stuart, he
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just try to lead from the front. I really appreciate
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this man and he tries to make the world a
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better place. You may not share his vision, but he
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clearly is trying. His heart is in the right place.
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He's trying to make the world a better place. He's
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done great stuff with the veterans, so high five out
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of mean. There's no backhanded compliment in there. I don't
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want you to come away thinking like, oh, is John
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like shading John Stewart. Not at all. I'm shining the
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sun on John Stewart. Great job, John Stewart. Stuart was
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making fun of the President of the United States on
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Monday Night's Daily Show and said, our current president Donald
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Josephine Trump, I don't think at the Jay's four Josephine
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but whatever is currently on a tour of Asia where
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he will be meeting with allies such as the new
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Japanese Prime Minister and rivals such as Xi Jinping. It's
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a crucial moment with huge ramifications for the current terraf
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regime in this country and for the peace and security
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of the entire region itself. He then cut to a
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clip of Trump dancing awkwardly fist pumping as Trump dance
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with Malaysian Nationals. John Stewart said, he loves the red carpet,
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he loves the hats. They're playing the theme song in
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Hawaii five. Oh, none of it made any sense, But
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he loves the pomp and he loves the circumstance, and
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that's why he loves going overseas. I have this in
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my notes as random comment. So I was doing some
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show prep and I saw Tom Poppa's tour is called
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Breaking Bread two, and it's got like a grateful dead
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kind of vibe to the logo of it. But it's
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the Breaking Bread tour. Casuals have any idea what tompap
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is talking about? Like, if you're a tompop a fan,
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you know that he likes to make bread and you
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know about his podcast. But if you're just like somebody
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who likes comedy, do you have any idea? Even if
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you know who Tompop is, maybe you don't follow his podcast.
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Like for the casuals, does anybody have any idea what
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you're talking about when you call your tour breaking Brett?
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I don't know. It just seems a little weird to me.
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What do I know. I'm recording a podcast in the basement.
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So I remember there was that whole re Odd Comedy Festival,
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and there were a lot of free speech warriors who
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were like, no, it's really, really, really important that we
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go perform at the Odd Comedy Festival to bring laughter
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to people. You know, guys like Bill Burr and Andrew Schultz,
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who was mentioned earlier in this podcast. People like that
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went over there. Well, I am wondering if they're going
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to attend the Tel Aviv Comedy Festival. It'll take place
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at Zionist House December eleventh through the thirteenth. The festival
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feature homegrown comedians, a special Russian language stand up night,
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and the Harry Potter stand Up Show for the whole family.
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You know, this could use a headline or too. Bill Burr,
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Andrew Schultz, is he'sin? Sorry, Jessica Curson, Mark Norman, Jimmy
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Carr want me to keep going, guys, because you guys
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are clearly aligned with the Deputy Mayor of the Tel
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Aviv Yaffo Municipality, chen Areli. The municipality is producing the festival,
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and chen said stand up isn't just entertainment, it's a
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cultural genre. The bodies, freedom of thought, artistic courage, and
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the ability to look in the eye without filters. Bill Burr,
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Andrew Schultz as he's in, Sorry, Mark Norman, Jessica Curson,
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Tom Sigora. Isn't this what you guys are about? Dave Chappelle?
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This is your thing? Are you going? Chen tells us
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The Punch Festivals, what it's called, is part of our
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wider effort to strengthen the city's cultural infrastructure and open
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new spaces for independent, original and bold creation. I look
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forward to seeing which of you join the Punch Festival
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aka the Tel Aviv Comedy Festival. Or maybe the bag
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isn't big enough. Huh, that's all honest, guys. Ajar Usman,
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a pioneer of Muslim stand up comedy dubbed America's Funniest
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Muslim by CNN, is that to release his first solo