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Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
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We are out of the summer loll. Things have picked
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back up. There was a lot of news on Friday.
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We've got just for laughs this week, Anemy nominations later
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this month in Adam Sandler movie, and then a Mark
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Maren special on August first. So'll there be plenty to
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talk about. Let's start with Maren. That special is called Panicked,
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and it was shot in New York City in May.
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HBO has released the trailer for it. Let's listen. I
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have made a few edits for language. I know the
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world we're living in.
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It's difficult and it's scary. So I said to myself, Mark,
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why don't you just be entertaining? People need entertainment.
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I'm not sure I got into this to be entertaining.
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Progressors have really got to figure out how.
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To deal with this buzzkill problem. You did you realize
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we annoyed the average American into We had these big
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fires in Los Angeles. There were mandatory evacuations. So I'm like,
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we're doing this now. I've got three cats and one carrier.
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That's not a porno movie. It's my life.
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I don't know if I know the difference between I'm
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happy and this is good coffee.
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I don't know.
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If my brain rests for even three seconds, some other
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part of my brain goes, you want me to open
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the worry folder. I'm intrusive, catastrophic thinking. There's an argument
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to be made that if you think the worst is
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gonna happen, anything shy of that is a victory. But
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I don't know if all I'm doing is mining for
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gold in a river of panic.
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I thought there was a strong material in there that
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was a better trailer than a lot of trailers that
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come up. All right, let's talk about Andrew Schultz. Boy,
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I'm trying to pull my punches here so that I
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don't lose half the audience. But Andrew, dude, come on, really,
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Andrew Schultz is surprised that President Trump didn't do exactly
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what he promised he was going to do. On his podcast,
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Andrew Schultz said, there'll be people that do me like
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you see what your boys do, and you voted for this,
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and I'm like, I voted for none of this. He's
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doing the exact opposite of everything I've voted for. I
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want him to stop the wars he's funding them. I
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want them to shrink spending, reduce the budget he's increasing it.
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I already expect positians to not do most of the
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stuff they say. I don't want to be too cynical,
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but now I'm getting to the point where it's like,
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can they do anything? When you feel like the status
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quo will do nothing and change nothing, you have way
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more of a longer leash for the outsider's ideas than
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you do for the status quo's ideas. And I think
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that was the idea with Trump, Who's like, maybe he'll
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stop these wars. No, maybe we'll see what's up with
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the Epstein stuff. No, they again, vote for who you want.
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But like Andrew, come on, Scrubs is coming back. It
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has received a straight to series order from ABC. Donald
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Faison and Sarah Chalk now on board, joining Zach Braff.
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All three get executive producer credits. The official description j
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D and Turk scrubbing together for the first time in
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a long time. Medicine has changed in terms of change,
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but their bromance has stood the test of time. Character
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is new, and all navigate the waters of Sacred Heart
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with laughter at Heart and some surprises along the way. Now,
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I wonder what they're going to do with Sacred Heart.
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You may remember in the original series they switched hospitals
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for the final season there and they were like new
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Sacred Heart, which was like a teaching hospital. Or are
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they going to use that set? I guess, because if
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I remember correctly, the hospital they used for the original
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eight seasons was knocked down, so they can't even use
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that if they want. I mean, I guess they could
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build sets that look like the original series and just
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kind of ignore season nine. Who knows, we'll find out.
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Judy Rayes, who played Carla, is a series regular on
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ABC's High Potential. However, there apparently are good conversations between
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the two shows that they hope Judy rays can pomp
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into new Scrubs. They're both on ABC. The Lawrence at
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a statement said, Scrubs means so very much to me,
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so excited for the chance to get the band back together.
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I've mentioned in the past, my wife is a physician.
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She was an intern at the time at JD and
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Turkuer Interns, and she found it to be extremely realistic, obviously,
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not the campy elements or the daydream elements, but just
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the ins and outs of hospital life. She found out
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to be the most realistic show until The Pit came along.
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That is now the number one most realistic show according
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to doctor mac Laurence and Visions. Scrubs two point zero
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is a hybrid between a revival and a reboot, bringing
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back the original concept with new surgical interns. Lawrence had
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said in October, We've been talking about it a lot,
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and I think the only real reason to do it
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is as a combo. People wanted to see what the
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world of medicine was like for the people they love,
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which is part of any successful reboot. But b I
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think the show always worked because we get to see
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young people dropped on the world of medicine, knowing young
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people that go there are super idealistic, and doing it
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because it's a calling. There's no cliche rich doctors playing golf.
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That's not what it is anymore. So I think that
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no matter what it is, it'd be a giant mistake
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not to do it as a combo of those two things.
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I think he's right. The Office spin off, The Paper
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has a release date, it will debut. This to me
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seems like they just want to burn it off and
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make it go away. This is very strange. They'll drop
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four episodes on September fourth. Now, how does that factor
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in a Labor day weekend? When is Labor Day this year?
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All right, Labor Day looks like it's Monday the first,
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is that right? That's a bummer, So Thursday the fourth.
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Johnny Mac doesn't like September one Labor Day because that means,
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you know, summer abruptly ends that it's still only September second.
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I like when Labor day's like the sixth. Anyway, four
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episodes on Thursday, September fourth, followed by two new episodes
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every Thursday through September twenty fifth. This all on peacock.
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Is nobody learning about the binge model? Like, for example,
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Squid Game. Remember everybody who was in a Squid Game
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came and went. Nobody talked about season three. The Bear
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came and went. Nobody really talked about the bear. A
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friend of mine texting me, He's like, did you watch
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the Beery? And I'm like no, and we stopped talking
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about it. I mean, back in the day, I always
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come back to lost. I remember sitting around the office
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for a week going What do the numbers mean? What
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does the polar bear mean? What does this mean? What
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does that mean? Now? It's like watch it, no, don't
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talk about it, and we don't talk about it anymore.
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So go ahead and drop four episodes of the Office
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on Thursday September fourth, which is probably up against an
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NFL game, isn't it. Oh yeah, the Dallas Cowboys. You
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know that little football team. They play the world champion
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Philadelphia Eels. Yeah, nobody's going to be watching football on
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Thursday September fourth. They're all going to be watching the Paper.
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What are you doing? Don't do this? Push it back
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a week and drop one episode a week. Why are
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you rushing through this? Dumb dumb, dum dum dumb. I'm
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feisty today. The Paper is set at a Midwestern newsroom
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trying to revive its status. Larry David is coming back
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to TV a new six episode sketch comedy about American history,
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this one produced by the Obamas. The description President and
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Missus Obama wanted to honor America's two hundred and fiftieth
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anniversary and celebrate the unique history of our nation on
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this special occasion. But then Larry David called. In a statement,
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President Obama said, I've sat across the table from some
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of the world's most difficult leaders and wrestled with some
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of our most intractable problems. Nothing has prepared me for
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working with Larry David. Larry David said, once Curb ended,
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I celebrated with a three day foam party after a
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violent allergic reaction to the SuDS. I yearned to return
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in my simple life as a bee keeper, harvesting organic
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honey from the wildflowers in my meadow. Alas, one day
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my bees mysteriously vanished, and so is with a heavy
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heart that I return to television, hoping to ease the
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loss of my beloved hive. Six episodes, presumably next year,
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to coincide with the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of
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the United States. It is said to feature some Curb
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actors and quote noteworthy guest stars. One of the directors said,
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the characters Larry is playing didn't change history. In fact,
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they were largely ignored by history, and that's a good thing.
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The Home Run Derby is Tonight's GQ asked Roy Wood
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Junior about the Home Run Derby. He said, what I
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like about it is how carnival like it is. Look
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at these strong guys who found let's see how far
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they can hit a baseball. Every other sport has skill competitions. Hockey,
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they put the targets up on the goal. They got
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to go top shelf through an eighty bitty hole. But
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baseball's like, no, we don't care about the other skills.
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I'm going to my first derby this year. I imagined
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it to be such a choice and fun thing. You
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just get to sit there and watch them do all
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the things we love, Roy, You're going to love it.
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When I worked at the old Place, I had credentials
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for the home run Derby at least twice I think
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maybe three times, and then I went as a civilian
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with my son when the home run Derby was at
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City Field. It's just fun, especially if you could sit
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in the outfield and the home runs are coming at you.
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That is fun. Roy. Do you have a favorite home
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run ever? He said, nobody's ever asked me that. Shoot.
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Favorite home run ever is Joe Carter in the nineteen
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ninety three World Series. Even though I paid for Mitch
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Williams as a Cubs fan, I'm gonna give my answer.
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I was at Opening Day when Gary Carter made his
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Mets debut and he hit a home run. That was
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an exciting day at Shay Stadium. Roy said, I always
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understood why good players left because the Cubs as an
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organization just never got it together in the early nineties.
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Greg Maddox left, everybody left. I think Sammy Sosa was
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the only one that joined the team in the middle
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of that BS So I have conflictions about the Joe
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Carter home run because of my love for Mitch Williams.
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But the joyousness of Joe Carter rounding the bases, it's
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exactly the essence of baseball. You know what. I will
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save more of this for tomorrow or Wednesday. I've got
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a lot in tomorrow. Script already stick to sports. Okay.
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Over the weekend there was a celebrity golf tournament. I
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only found out about it on Friday afternoon, or it
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would have dropped it into one of the weekend episodes
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or mentioned it on Friday. They waited pretty late to
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promote this one. Anyway. The Times did a big profile.
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They caught up with Larry the cable guy, who said
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he used to hate golf. He was on a tour
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bus and another comic made the mistake of switching all
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the TV screens to the masters. Larry, it's all the
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times I go. Who watches golf on a Sunday when
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the braves are playing? Are you nuts? But around twenty ten,
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a cable guy befriended PGA tour player Bob Weekly and
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tagged along for eighteen holes. Larry said, all I did
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was riding the cart with a megaphone and tell jokes
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for about four and a half hours. Then they thought, man,
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I better learn how to play golf rather than riding
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a golf guard for four hours. I'm running out of material.
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He grabs some clubs and he was instantly hooked. He's
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a lefty, he claims thirteen handicap. It is now a
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regular charity tournaments. Ray Romano and other celebrity golfer said,
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the crowd's there to have fun. They're not there to
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see Ray Romano play golf. They're not there to enjoy
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how good I am as a golfer, because we all
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know we're all amateurs, but they don't realize how much
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we're grinding inside. We try to make it entertaining, especially
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the comedians. We got to put on a smile, tell
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a joke and try to be funny. But when you
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hit a bad shot and then you got to try
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and be the clown, it's not easy. Also participating this
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year in the acc Neaprighetsi, Colin jo Justin rob Riggle
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Cable Guys plan was I want to do good, I
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want to shock the world. I want the Golf channel
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at some point to go. Man, you believe this, Larry
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the Cable guys in eighth place. You have dreams of
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hearing those things. But yeah, sometimes you can't wait till
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the round is over, so you can just get back
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to your room, say a couple of prayers and pay
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somebody to come smother you with a pillow. It's really
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not hard to let your motions show on golf, but
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you got hold it in. I'll try and to see
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if I can get a recap of this into Morrow Show.
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Ray Romano said, well, you want to beat Charles Barkley.
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Seems like Pajeeba dot Com had the same reaction to
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Craig Robinson that I did. They wrote, that's not how
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you quit comedy, That's how comedy quits you. As no
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one learned anything from years of big announcements and fake
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reunion teasus before the Super Bowl. The inevitable letdown always
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irritates the hell out of people. This is what happens
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when Peacock cancels your surprisingly solid snake hunting showing out