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Kalaroga Shark Media. I am so cold. I've had it. Hi,
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I am Johnny Mack with your daily coming your news.
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I've got the space here on in the studio. Today
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we'll test out the noise reduction. I thought I was
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gonna do a Grammy's preview today. Surprisingly surever Noah, I
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don't see that he did any press for this. Very
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very interesting because I've got a normal episode for you
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today and there's plenty to talk about. Let's start with
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late night, they were making fun of the Milania movie.
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Jimmy Kimmel made fun of the red carpet and who
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was there. It included former New York City Mayor Eric Adams,
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who did not have the best of deportres, doctor Oz Todd,
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and Julie chris Lee rfcage Kimbil said it was either
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a movie premiere or season thirty five of Dancing with
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the Stars. Colbert said the premiere was attended by members
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of the administration like Peek egg Seth Christy, Noah, Marfkay Junior,
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and Cash Mattel, as well as several former NFL players
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and UFC fighters, which means a bunch of people with
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brain damage sat next to NFL players and UFC fighters.
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I like that a lot, But the best jokes actually
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came from Fallon. He was excited. It was a big
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weekend for the movies. Yeah, you got the Milania documentary
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and you have the new Rachel McAdams film Send Help,
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which fun fact, was actually the original title of the
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Millennia movie Fallin Again. Right now, Trump is encouraging everyone
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to see it in imax so his hands look regular size.
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But critics are saying the film isn't great. I'm not
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saying it's bad, but after the movie, Trump took his
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name off the Kennedy Center. That's fantastic. Andrew Schultz is
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quote continuing to distance himself from President Donald Trump. On
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The Flagrant podcast, Andrew Schultz said, let's talk about what
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happened in Minneapolis. Ice murdered an American citizen in cold blood,
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and then the Trump administration called him a domestic terrorist.
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That's it, like plan and simple. I see the administration
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trying to spin it, and it's effing disgusting. The editorial
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points out Schultz made a mistake confusing the Customs and
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Border Protection agents who killed pretty with immigration and customs
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with Ice. Schultz continued, they didn't even have a moment
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where the like, we're reviewing the footage, we're trying to
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see what's really happening. All of them, Trump and all
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the cronies put out collective statements that immediately blamed an
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American citizen that was exercising his First and Second Amendment
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rights right. He has the right to protest, he's the
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right to carry a firearm. There's no question about this whatsoever.
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And the administration immediately comes out and they try to
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gaslight the public, which you can't do when we have
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fifteen different videos of what happened. Andrew Schultz, you may
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recall two things are true. One, before Biden was the president,
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you know, it was president of the United States. This
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is a fun fact. President Donald Trump was president for
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four years. And then last year during the election cycle,
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Andrew Schultz had former President Trump on as a guest.
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Mister Schultz seems surprised and how this administration has turned out.
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Schultz said, there's no question about this whatsoever. And the
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administration immediately comes out there and they try to gas
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light the public, which you can't do when we have
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fifteen different videos of what happened. Schaltz acknowledged that he
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had Trump on the podcast, adding I don't think any
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of us are having this conversation to like curry any
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goodwill or get people to like us or something like that.
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This is something that is undeniably abhorrent and should be
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called out, simple as that. It's disgusting, as Detective John
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McLean said, and die Hard Welcome to the party. Pal
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Joe Rogan, he's not wigged that he didn't win a
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Golden Globe. He explained, I didn't submit. They asked me
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to submit to be nominated for the Golden Globes, and
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he had to pay five hundred dollars, and the five
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hundred dollars just for paperwork or whatever, and I said no, like,
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I don't care. I already won. You can't tell me
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I didn't win. I've been number one for six years
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in a row. All of a sudden, you're gonna have
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a contest in front of all these people wearing tuxedos,
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and you're gonna say, now, I'm not number one, f off.
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I don't care that I'm number one, but I am,
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in fact number one. So all of a sudden you
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have a contest to decide who's really number one amongst us?
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Like that's amongst you. You're allowed of your opinion. You
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like Amy Pohler better than me, that's great. Rogan said
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he's never seen Amy Poehler's podcast. He gave it to
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a famous person. Would you know in that world, that's
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what they do. You give it a Amy Poehler amongst
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their circles, it's not gonna have any criticism. I don't
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know if amongst her group, if I listen to all
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of them, I would decide that hers is number one.
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But I just know I didn't submit. I don't want
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to be part of that. I don't care. You just
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a group of people that just decide all of a
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sudden're gonna give in a war out. You gotta you
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get a trophy. F off. Speaking of award shows, the
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Grammys are on tonight on CBS eight pm Eastern Time. Again,
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Johnny Mack fought Trevor Noah would do some press and
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would be talking about that today, but he really didn't
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do too much press. This is the third year in
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a row that Trevor Noah is both the host of
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the telecast and a nominee. Trevor Noah is nominated for
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Best Audio Book, Narration and Storytelling Recording four Into the
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Uncut Grass. In twenty twenty four, he was nominated for
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Best Comedy Album four I Wish You Would, and in
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twenty twenty five for Where Was I. Six years ago,
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his album Son of Patricia was a finalist for Best
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Comedy Album. Trevor Noah lost to Dave Chappelle all three
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times he was nominated for Best Comedy Album. This year's
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nominees for Best Comedy Album are Dropped Dead Years by
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Bill Burr, post Mortem by Sarah Silverman, Single Lady by
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Ali Wong, What Had Happened Was by Jamie Fox, and
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your Friend Napergatsy by Nateprig to me, you got to
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give it to Sarah Silverman there, but we'll see what
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they do. Recording Academy President Harvey Mason said he had
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a hard time convincing Trevor to come back. Mason said,
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it was the longest I've ever waited for text to
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come back in my life. But Trevor's been so instrumental
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in the success or the recent growth of our show.
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He set the tone for us who we are and
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what we do on this night. So smart so thoughtful,
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so funny, and he's just a music guy. Trevor not
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expected to return next year when the telecast moves to ABC,
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Executive producer Ben Winston told reporters last week. After last
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year's show, Trevor said, look, I've done a great five years.
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It's time to hand the microphone off to somebody else
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and move on. It got to December and we hadn't
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found anybody that we absolutely loved. You guys should have
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asked Joe coy. Winston said, I sent Trevor a video
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and I was literally I was on my knees in
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the video and I said, please look at this incredible
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lineup that we've got on the show, and the only
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thing missing is you come back and do one final year.
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It's the last year on CBS. Let's make it your
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last year too. Trevor texted back, Sure, let's do it.
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See you there, can't wait. Mason added, He's been a
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big part of the evolution of our show, of our organization,
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to be honest, because he presents so well the gravitas,
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the sensibility, the emotional intelligence that he has and his
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interactions with the artist really has changed the tone and
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the tenor of our show, so we're extremely thankful for
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his five now going on six shows. I'm looking forward
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to seeing what Trevor does tonight. In terms of commentary,
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last year, Trevor commented about Donald Trump returning to the presidency.
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He made the joke there's been a few changes in Washington.
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So I'm going to enjoy tonight because it might be
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my last time I got to host anything in this country.
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It's a tough spot tonight, but you really can't ignore
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the elephant in the room, unless, of course, you're Saturday
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Night Live or Jimmy Fall and then you can. But
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to be fair, it's also not why people are at
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the Grammys, So like you got to address it, but
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you can't dwell on it. Tough spot. I think Trevor's
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up to the task. Bert Kreischer was on the Club
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Shay Shay podcast. He said he did receive an offer
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to perform at the Riodd and Comedy Festival for a
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lot of money. Bert's explanation, they wouldn't let me perform shirtless,
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so I passed. He was asked if he would ever
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return to Russia after his famous experience as the Machine.
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Kreischer said never, here's the deal. After the whole Rion
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Comedy Festival debacle. If Putin hits me up and he
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wants me to do a private show, I think pr
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wise it's not a bad look. I'd be terrified, but
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it's another story. But come on in. It's a special
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right shirtless on a horse with Putin, I'd watch that.
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From the Guardian, they want to see Louis c k
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quotes a comic who leaves a sour taste. It was
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the first of Louis's three nights in the Apollo Theater,
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they write. He's named the show ridiculous. But with all
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this talk of friends dying or growing apart, or moving
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his eighty nine year old dad to a care home
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where the peripheral role his two adult daughters playing his
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life mortality might have suited it better. Seam Ricky Gervais
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got there first. The Guardian writes. He remains such a
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master craftsman that every complaint is always a clear component
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of a joke. He starts his hour on stage with
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a flourish, a mock confession about an AIDS test that
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flirts with the obvious, then pulls the rug out from
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under you. He does the same as he applies philosophical
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routines about the fruitlessness of hope and the way God
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never ran is our prayers laughing Yet actually a lot
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of this goes down really well well a sold out
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crowd three stars out of five. One way you could
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support this program is you go to buy me a coffee.
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Dot com slash Daily Comedy News. There are a couple
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bucks in the tip jar. I'll tell you this morning
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at the National Donus chain, it was really warm and
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I was like, I wish I had brought my laptop.
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I would have just worked out of here, Like it
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was really really warm. I've been so cold. I can't
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take this gold anymore. Another thing you can do a
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different way to support the show is become a premium
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subscriber on Apple Podcasts. You click that banner it says
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try with that if you want to see what that's
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like behind the scenes. I can auto publish the normal
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episode at three five am Eastern, which is what I
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usually do. I can't auto publish the commercial free version,
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which drives me nuts, and I can't do it until
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the regular version is up. So in reality, the commercial
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free version goes up usually around seven fifteen am in
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the morning. Believe me, I wish I could go up
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four hours earlier. Drives me nuts. A comedian is facing
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a backlash and had some shows canceled after making a
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series of jokes about Renee Good during a set in Poughkeepsie.
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You may recall Renee Good was fatally shot in Minneapolis
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by Ice. Ben Bankis made some comments at the Laughing
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Up Comedy club inside Mahoney's Irish Pub on the Poughkeepsie Waterfront.
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He did this on January tenth, just three days after
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Renee Good was fatally shot by Ice. The quote from bankas,
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I'm going to read it without inflection. Her last name
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was Good. That's what I said after they shot her
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in the face. He then went on to say he
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believed she should have been shot earlier and made a
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derogatory reference to her sexual orientation. And then from the recap,
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I'm seeing used a word that's considered a slur against
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those with intellectual disabilities. A venue in Saint Paul, Minnesota,
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canceled six sold out performances by the comic after the comments.
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Bill Collins is the comedy club owner that said the
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cancelation were about ensuring the safety of the performer and
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the audience. He told the Saint Paul Pioneer Press that
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people threatened to boycott his venue and pick it outside
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the show. He told the newspaper, I've never had anything
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that happened like this before. It's not the first time
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Bankus has had shows canceled over a controversial material. This
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is the guy you may recall this story that had
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performances canceled in Canada after he joked about indigenous people
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and residential schools. Not my cup of tea, sir. Meanwhile,
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in Greenland, the capital of NUK has condemned as stunt
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by a German comedian. The German comedian attempted to raise
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an American flag in the capital city of Greenland. The
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mayor said Greenland is currently under intense international attention during
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a time of genuine anxiety and uncertainty for our population.
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In this situation, your choices, your jokes, and your methods
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are not harmless. They have consequences, real consequences for real people.
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The comedian Maxie Schaffroth had been filming in Nuok for
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his satirical program on a German public broadcaster. He attempted
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to raise the US flag outside a cultural center, but
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was stopped by an employee. A spokesperson for nd R
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told Politico the editorial team is already apologized to several
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of those affected, as well as to local media, and
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has also sought to make contact with the mayor. Mister
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Shaffroth apologized to staff at the cultural center as well
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as to local media. Stephen Colbert was on Seth Myers.