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Caloroga Shark Media.
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Settle up your horse, because I'm putting together a posse. Hello,
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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news, a daily
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briefing on stand up comedy comedians in the comedy industry.
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A sentence the algorithm loves. But I don't have time
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for that because I am ticked off. Mike Birbiglia has
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a podcast. His guest is John Mulaney. Listen to this crap.
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I've edited this for pacing, but listen to this.
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What do you think when people like rip off your
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voice in your style?
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Dude, I've heard they do, but I don't. I can't
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think of anyone that does.
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We know who did?
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I don't.
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Actually, you want to write it down?
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I write the first letter. Oh I'm not that familiar
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with that person.
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Okay, but I I'll check it out. I just watched
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it the other day. I was like, come on, interesting, Okay,
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what are we doing? That's cool though, I guess, of
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course it's cool. Okay, how'd you feel about people that
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ripped you off? Well, there's two or three.
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Do you like it?
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That's fine?
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Yeah, it's fine, all right, John Mullaney and Mike Brobiglia
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who are we accusing of stealing John Mulaney's act. Now
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they didn't name names, but one comedian thinks it's him.
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Let's go to Friend of the Show and twenty twenty
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six Comedian of the Year John Marco SERAISI. This clip
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has some salty language, and I've trimmed it a lot
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for pacing. But let's let John Marco way in on this.
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There is something that we need to talk about. I
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don't I don't want to name names, so I'm gonna
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I'm gonna write it down on a piece of paper
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and and uh, let's so there's a person I want
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to talk about. Oh, how about a big ass p
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to quote my fa favorite comedian John Mulaney. I when
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I when I first started a stand up, like when
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I really like made that decision, I saw micro Biglia
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did a show at the Bellhouse and it was this.
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It was so cool because it was him working out
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new material like he he hosted it and then he
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had comments going between who were doing like the Real Killer,
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like just set and then he came out and was
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working on new material. In fact, I would say that
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was very much inspiration for my my silver lining show.
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So I'm stealing from you too, buddy. I I wish
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I could go back in time to that Bellhouse show
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and just whisper in my ear one day one of
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those comedians on stage is going to talk shit about
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you to another one of those comedians on stage on
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a podcast. So so I I was on a plane. Great,
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that's a great place to get news that hurts your
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feelings on a play.
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Just perfect.
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And I think it was two weeks ago, maybe Pete
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Holmes I went on on Working it Out for Bigli's podcast,
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Working it Out I believe that's what it's called, which
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I'm subscribed to. Yeah, And and people said, hey, Jamarca
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got a shout out I'm working it Out and you go,
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oh cool, cool cool, and Pete Holmes was talking about
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just good JFL sets and and and mentioned Shane Gillis
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and and me, and it was very nice. And then
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I went on the Patreon just to make sure all
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the episode, the new episode had dropped, and all these
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comments like hey, another mention on the Working it Out pod,
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and I'm like, oh wow, I'm really I can't wait
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to get on. It's someday. Once once every cast member
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of SNL has made an appearance. I'm so excited. And
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and it was it was basically they were talking about
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shit talking and Bigliy was like, well, people, how do
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you feel when people rip you off or copy you?
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And and he said, he said, oh, there's one person,
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and he said, you know, write it down. And so
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he took out a piece of paper and wrote a
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name of someone who's who he says, ripping off uh
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milleniey and showed him. And now let me just let
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me just say, because someone planted it in my ear,
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like right before this podcast, m h, if it's not me,
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we're going to delete this episode, okay?
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If who else could it be?
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Who else is ripping off John Mullaney more than me?
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John Marco ripping off John Mullaney, as the kids say,
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GTFO with that. The only time I ever put in
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a Lane and Tron Marco together in my brain was
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when John Marco was on this show and slipped into
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a Millenie impression when he was deliberately doing mulleni Yes,
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he was doing Mullenie, but day to day I don't
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hear it at all. Mike Provilian John Mlaney again, GTFO
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with that noise Speaking of John Mulaney, he was part
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of the Best Thing Ever Creative Platforms campaign during the
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Super Bowl. Apparently this came and went. I didn't catch
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win of it until I was putting the show together.
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John mulaney was providing commentary on Super Bowl commercials in
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real time and shared on social media. Here's John mullaney
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commenting on the Polar Bear commercial.
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Kraft Mac and Cheese is better than commercials with Polar Bears.
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We're ready to enjoy in ten minutes. Those Polar Bears
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show up eight hours before rolling to get into hair
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and makeup. Then they have their squads, all the people
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that hang around them. You have to get a trailer
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for them, and not a half trip. You've got to
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get a full banger. Then they're going to go over
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the contract midway through the shooting bill. I didn't agree
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to scarf read of sunglasses. It's a nightmare. It's why
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I left the Bins, Craft Back and Cheese. Best thing ever?
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Wait, was that, John Marcos Sarasi, No, it wasn't. You
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know how I know because it wasn't funny. Get out
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of here for Biggs and Malini. Get out of here
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with that. Michael Chay, He and Colin Jost were in
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a commercial. People are upset at them that they were
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promoting sports gambling. Michael Chay on Instagram posted, look, I
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got a mortgage, which I get. I also have heating bills.
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You guys can hate on the commercials all you want,
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but I got I Have you seen my heating bill?
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This I'm not doing a bit, Holy cow, and February
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is gonna be worse. I can't take the cold anymore. Man,
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It's gonna end at heart. I'm Jimmy Buffett. All right,
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while we're on our horses, while we've got a posse together,
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let's keep riding and head on over to NBC headquarters.
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I saw this on the Facebook group of the Letterman
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podcast NBC's turning one hundred. They did this video montage
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of all the great things that ever happened on NBC.
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You know, things like Marcelo Hernandez, he's in the video.
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Things like heroes, Yeah, heroes out of one hundred years
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of NBC. You're picking heroes that made the video. You
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know who did not make the video? David Letterman, are
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you kidding me? You put Marcelo Hernandez, who does one
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thing one thing, well but one thing only in this video,
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and you don't put David Letterman GTFO. As the kids say.
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On Netflix today, Kat Williams as a new special. It's
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his fourth for the streamer. It's titled The Last Report.
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In The Last Report, Kat Williams delivers bold takes on
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conspiracy celebrities in the world at large. Looking forward to
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that one. Jim Gaffigan's got a new gig. He will
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be in a movie called New England Toys. New England
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Toys is a mysterious period thriller that has already started
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filming in Buffalo, New York. It is unclear what year
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or decade of the film takes place in. Speaking of
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Jim Gaffigan, the folks over at Breaking Bourbon dot Com
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reviewed Father Time's Precious Batch Bourbon Empty Nester Strength fourth
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and long Release date November twenty twenty five, Proof one
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hundred twenty five point six mash Bill undisclosed Color Caramel,
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SRP two hundred and thirty dollars. Now, I was like,
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what's SRP? That brought me to SRP whiskey dot com.
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I'm sorry if the rest of you are like John,
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everyone knows what this is uh, for the one person
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who doesn't. SRP Whiskey is a base platform where visitors
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to the site can review retail pricing for most whiskeys
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on the market. All right, so Gaffigan charging two hundred
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and thirty bucks for this thing? Yeah. Breaking Bourbon tells
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us Nose Orange, Zest, Summer Fruits, peacht medicinal undertone, the palette,
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stewed fruits, kettle corn, raspberry jam, brown sugar, baking spices
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on the back end, the finish raspberry, honey, orange, rined,
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dried apricot, and lingering spice, which I almost misread as
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linger a spice, which would be differently interesting. Breaking Bourbon
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tells us for their fourth release in the series, Father Time,
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Precious Batch, Bourbon, Empty Nester Strength, fourth and long great
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title Jim is a solid release from a celebrity brand
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that is just getting started. Gaff again is planning five
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releases in this series. Wait and or up to number forty.
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Think he'll stop. I don't think he'll stop, with each
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release representing one of his five children, though they are
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not personally identified with each release, As Gaffkin states, while
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I was thrilled to know a new child was on
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the way, a fear of uncertainty overtook me like a
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football team facing fourth and long. Parenting is hard, raising
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three kids is exponentially harder, but much like going forward
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on fourth down, when you make it, there's a feeling
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of invincibility. The same principles that inspire the previous versions
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of father Time have also guided the creation of our
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new release, Fourth and Long. The endeavor is still just
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me and stew tasting barrels and putting together a smooth
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and delicious bourbon. Each bottle is personally signed by me,
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which was a pain in the ass, but totally worth it.
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Much like Fatherhood. Maybe that explains the two hundred and
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thirty dollars breaking bourbon tells it's it's refreshing to see
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his bourbon brand from a celebrity who not only enjoys
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the spirit, but is actively involved with its creation at
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the ground level. Based on this, I'm excited to see
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what Father Burban does next. The sample use for this
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review is provided to us at no cost courtesy its
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respective company. We thank them for a longest review with
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no strings attached. This next story is sad. I'm going
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to drop a bomb in you to just be prepared,
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and then the story after it. I have a very
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fun story. Okay, so but this is about to get
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really sad. Just you've been warned I should not do
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this story. This story is not fun at all. It's
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not funny at all. It's not even comedy. But it's
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core to who I am. As I tell people who
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know me, there's just like a handful of things you
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have to know about me that explain everything about me.
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One of them which I'll share with you right now. Again,
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nothing funny here. This is about to get really sad. Actually,
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when I was a young boy, like four years old,
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my first dog did not live very long and that
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has affected me my entire life. So I am bothered
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by this story from the puppy Bowl. To just see
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this story from the puppy bowl, this is heartbreaking and
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I can't shake it, and I have to talk about
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it to get it out of my system. One of
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the puppies was Teagan. Teagan I was born with neurological
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issues and a severely curved spine and almost died from
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pneumonia shortly after arriving at Connecticut Animal Sanctuary. Perfect Imperfections Rescue,
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And here's all these clips and they're on social media
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and you see this dog and like, you can't look away.
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And I kept looking and I was like, oh God,
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bless you dog. So I wake up on Monday, all right,
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this is I'm going to drop a bomb on you.
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Hit stop. I'm about to drop a bomb. I learned
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from the New York Post. Tigan the puppy died three
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months ago before the Puppy Bowl or Tigan, whose life
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was hard enough anyway, became severely ill with pneumonia. The
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sanctuary said in a Facebook post it will be bittersweet
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to see her on TV. So I see this on
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Monday morning and I'm like, yikes. I realized this is
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supposedly a comedy podcast. So I don't know what to do.
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There's a sanctuary called Perfect Imperfections Rescue. I'll probably make
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a donation, and I donate to several several animal charities. Again,
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I was unfamiliar with any of this until like four
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pm on Sunday, but I have it open here and
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I see you can make some donations, and I'm actually
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going to do that. So some good comes out of
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Teakan's short time on this planet. Okay, now, how do
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you get out of that. John, Let me tell you
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about Adam Sandler. Remember last week I told you a
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story and as the story goes, Adam Sandler's daughter was
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there trying to buy a handbag and the people were
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mean and all that. Well, Adam Sandler has commented on this.
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Adam Sandler was at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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and he went out of his way to say, by
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the way, there's something on the internet talking about that
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dumb thing. I've been hearing about this thing, and I
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saw it and it's just insane. It's just this made up,
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weird thing that people ask me about and I'm just like,
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I've never heard of this in my life. That story
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was one hundred percent insane and made up, and not
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a word of it is true. Sandler said he was