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Hey man, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy News.
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I'm not sure that anyone actually cares that Nate Brighetti
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went to a UFC fight, but I do kind of
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like Burghetzi gait. It's kind of a to me, a
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non controversy controversy. I mean, Shane Gillis went and you
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didn't lose your minds. But this is a good reminder
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to Nate and his investors. You know, you're one photo
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with Cheryl Hines away from spending millions and millions of
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dollars on a theme park and having your business go sideways.
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Just keep that in mind. You might want to just
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keep touring and selling out arenas. Anyway, in case you
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missed it, people were upset that Nate attended the UFC event.
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We found out he was there because he took a
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picture with RFK Junior and Cheryl Hines. Well, now, the
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wife of Donald Trump Junior has shared some more photos
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and guess who's in the photo with Petina Trump. That's right,
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it's Nate Brighetzi. Nate still is not posted any photos
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or videos of himself at the birthday bash, and his
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people want us to know he was there because UFC
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is his favorite sport. But apparently Nate took some other photos.
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There's a photo of Nate and Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
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You may recall one of her previous gigs while she
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was the Press secretary under the President Trump. Nate Berghessi
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also took a photo with House speaker Mike Johnson and
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famous podcaster comedian Joe Rogan. In a May twenty twenty
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five profile for Esquire, Nate Berghetti said, if I want
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to give you my opinion on who I voted for,
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who's that for? It's for me really, because I want
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you to know I'm smart. I don't think it's really
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helping an audience. You don't think they know who to
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vote for their living life. On the Joe Rogan Experience,
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Joe Rogan said he convinced several people to go to
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the fight. He doesn't mention Nate Berghetzi specifically, but he
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did mention Shane Gillis. I've made some edits for language.
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I talked to a bunch of people into going that
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didn't want. Shane Gillis was thinking about not going. I'm like, bro,
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you gotta go. It's gonna be epic. It's gonna be
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a once a thing, not on once in a lifetime,
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once in anybody's lifetime. It's never happened before, it's probably
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never gonna happen again.
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Probably not.
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No, that's something you have to see and experience. Yeah,
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and so many people are trying to make it a
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partisan thing, like they're mad at people for being there, like, oh,
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you're support wrong. It's a fight at the White House,
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doesn't mean you endorse foreign policy, like shut up, just please,
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just please stop. And again it's this thing, the ego thing,
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where people are just they just want so badly. And
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on both sides, for sure, you know, the right celebrates
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this as a win for masculinity and patriotism and all
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these different things like okay, settle down, everybody, settled.
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Down, Johnny Mack. Enough with the politics stuff, stick to sports, okay.
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I Will Will Ferrell said it's awful being an LA
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ambassador for the World Cup. Will tell Jimmy Kimmel Live,
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I'm having to watch the uniforms. It's awful. I thought
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it was gonna be great. I got to mow of
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the field. I didn't even get a writing, mowhere. I
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have a manual push mower, and it's like pain the
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Golden gate Bridge. Once I started one side, I got
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to start on the other. I'm just there all the time.
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He also says there's a lot of paperwork I'm processing,
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like HR complaints, all this passport stuff that's on me.
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Late Night had some good jokes about the World's Cup.
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You may have heard the Scots visited Boston. Jimmy Fallon explains,
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apparently bars in Boston are running out of beer because
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all the Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup.
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It's a bit of a wake up call when people
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from Boston are like and you drink too much. Jordan
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Klepper said, Boston ran out of beer, But how will
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they get the children to sleep? Did you spend yesterday
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watching the New York Knicks parade? I did? The Knicks
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have been good for the ratings. Jimmy Fallon did well
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when the Knicks were on the other night. It gave
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the Tonight Show its biggest audience without a sports lead
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of the year. But yet even that could not defeat
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number one Late Night host Jimmy Kimmel. Late Nighter tells US.
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According to Nielsen Live plus same day data, Fallon's June
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fifteenth episode built around the NBA champion New York Knicks
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average one point four million total viewers and two hundred
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and twenty thousand adults eighteen to forty nine. That's up
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twenty percent weeks a week. You should have the Knicks
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on all the time. But meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel still led
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the hour with two point two one five million viewers
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and two hundred and seventy three thousand adults eighteen to
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forty nine. Of course, Jimmy Kimmel, not being smart, in
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my opinion, is taking the summer off now. So Jimmy Fallon,
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this is your time to make the move. You may
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recall one time that Jay Leno ou hustle, David Letterman
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take the crown back, Jimmy Fallon, if Kimmel wants the
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summer off advantage you. Ratings are up for Byron Allen
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Garbage on CBS that is now averaging six hundred and
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ninety three thousand viewers and in eighteen of forty nine
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seventy two thousand. Kevin Hart says New Yick Knicks super
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fan Spike Lee deserves a ring. On social media, Kevin
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Hart said, shout out to Spike Lee. Gives Spike a ring.
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Spike deserves a bleeping championship ring. And I'm saying it here.
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Give Spike in New York Knicks a championship ring. I
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don't believe he got one, having just watched the parade
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before I recorded this. That's right. That was Amy Schumer
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leading Knicks fans in Go New York, Go chance. That
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was not at the main parade. That was at Wednesday's
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parade for children. But look, I've been warning you guys.
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It's JUNI. You're supposed to share the show. Now. The
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phone's in your hand right, hit share right now, or
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I'm going to start unwielding weapons. You think my threat
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of Nikki Glazer singing was bad, well, if you don't
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start sharing the show, I'm going to start playing Amy
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Schumer singing. And if you think I'm kidding, I am not. Okay,
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you start sharing the show or we do that every
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single day. Speaking of the Knicks and Spike Lee, I
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think this is a It's not an awful call, but
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as people on social media have pointed out, there's a
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better choice. They are making a documentary about the New
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York Knicks and the historic championship. It's Ben Stiller that's
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making it now. Ben Stiller very successful filmmaker and a
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New York Knicks fan. But wouldn't Spike Lee be a
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better choice for this one? A lot of people on
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social media said, why aren't we asking Spike Lee? And
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I agree with those folks. Stiller posted on Twitter, couldn't
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be more excited to make this doc with a twenty
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four and HBO about the NY Nicks. Exclamation point, exclamation point,
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exclamation point, exclamation point. He added a hashtag one word
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Let's go Knicks period. Ben Stiller was also on the
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Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart Roommates podcast on Wednesday. That'll
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always help, ben Stiller told the Knicks. I've obviously been
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shooting some stuff on my phone, but it's going to
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be about all errors of the Knicks and this team. Obviously,
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there's accumulation here of something that's been going on for
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a long time. It's super exciting. It's great to have
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had all the success to your team. We're gonna be
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shooting a little bit more during new season, and I'm
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gonna hit you guys up for some interviews. It's gonna
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be over the next year. That'll be working on it.
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A lot of people have wanted to make it for
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a long time. Still a wild direct. Why not, Spike Lee?
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I don't know. Circling back to Kevin Hart, Heartbeat has
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a deal with Hulu for twelve new half hour specials
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from the l Live showcase series. L OL Live is
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not easy to say, but was first released in twenty
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twenty five as a way of championing emerging talent. The
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lineup for the new series actually starts tonight. Chaunte Wayans tonight,
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Then in July we'll get Matt Richards, and then one
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a month from Britsha Webb, Alfred Robless, Just Nash, Comedian
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CP Takarl Williams, Jason Chenney, till Say Sloan, Sydney Castillo,
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Paris Toche and he all have to wait until May
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to see Lance Woods. Let's hope Nick Swartzson is feeling well.
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He shared a health update from his hospital bed. He
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was about to have his appendix out. He said, Hey, everybody,
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it's Nick Swartson with more life advice. Hey, if you
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have a sharp pain you're abdomen, don't assume that it's
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a super fart. Going to take a minute here to
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indulge myself watching that Nicks parade yesterday, and I published
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this on my substack. The producer in me came out
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so back in the nineties when I was just starting
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out in radio, I produced a lot of special events.
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I remember doing the two thousand election, I remember doing
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the OJ trial, And when I was watching that parade
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coverage yesterday, I was like, Oh, I wish I were
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at a studio right now. There's just something magical, especially
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before the event started, the vamping, the killing time. The
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parade hasn't started yet, the parade is running late. Okay,
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let's go once more around the horn to all our people.
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Let's check in with so and so, who's on the
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corner of whatever street. Let's go down to them. Hey,
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what can you tell us moving commercials off the log
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like quote unquote, clearing out spots, and then when there's
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a break in the action, catching up on spots. Hey,
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this guest is really good and is a good talker.
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Let's keep them as long as we can. Oh no,
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the mayor just gave us thirty seconds, so we have
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to dump the good guest. And go to the mayor.
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All that live radio stuff. I missed doing asyesterday, and
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it's interesting. That's not a feeling I have day to day.
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I love doing the show, I love podcasting, I love
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my current life. But boy, yesterday the producer in me
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came out. It is Friday. Let's hit the comedy stock market.
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Comedy stock market?
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All right? I got a name for you. Write this down,
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Ryan Hamilton. You're like, who Ryan Hamilton? He's got a
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Netflix special ad on Tuesday. His last one was great.
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Ryan Hamilton is a buye. You are buying low. I'm
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gonna make you some comedy coin right now. Buy Ryan Hamilton.
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Who are we gonna sell Johnny Mack? I think we
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gotta keep selling our NAPERGHETSI just things not trending well
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for Nate, this whole UFC thing. You know, Do you
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want to invest in a theme park right now? I don't.
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And Nicky Glazer told you yesterday try hard is the word,
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and that is just the word. Try hard. Nicky is
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a tryhard and it's just not looking cool at all.
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Let's keep selling Nicki Glazer will sell Nate Pergatzy and
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we will load up on Ryan Hamilton, That is your
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comedy stock market for this week. For the first time,
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the New York Comedy Festival will present Varieties ten Comics
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to Watch That's always a fantastic list. The presentation and
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showcase will take place on November twelfth during the New
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York Comedy Festival, which this year runs from Friday, November
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sixth through Sunday, November fifteenth. This year's honorees will also
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be featured in Variety's November fourth issue ahead of the
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live presentation. Since two thousand, Variety has been selecting standout
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comedians for their ten Comics to Watch franchise. Past honorees
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include star Trek Ruiner, paton Oswalt, and UFC fan Nate
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Berghatzy That's right Dancing with the Stars. As a new competitor,
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It's Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Why I don't know either?
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And speaking of why I don't know either, Survivor is
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getting an animated comedy, Yes, imated Survivor movie set in
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the Animal Kingdom. As Jeff Probes goesf it Man, I
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am cashing in, Jeff says, I'm so excited to be
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teaming up with Paramount animation to bring you Survivor like
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you've never seen it before in the Animal Kingdom. This
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will be an all out comedy with animals competing for
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the chance to be crowned the sole survivor. Let's go
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Jeff Probes, who's like ef it, let's cash in? Said.
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The movie will have everything we love about Survivor, big personalities,
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funny characters, surprising alliances, competition, chaos, and of course a
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lot of heart. But this time the players aren't humans.
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If I don't get animated Boston Rob, I have no
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interest in this thing. The official synopsis reads. Set on
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a remote and mystical island, animals from all around the
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globe compete for a once in a lifetime chance to
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be crowned the sole survivor Jeff Probes, who's like efit,
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Let's just cash in. We'll serve as executive producer on
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the film. And that is your comedy news for today,
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right share the show where we start listening to Amy
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Schumer say every day. That's even worse than listening to
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Niki Glazer. Arguably, the Nicki Glazer song is almost catchy.
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Do you really want to hear Amy Schumer sing? Because
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I can do that. No, you're not gonna do that.
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You're gonna share the show. Share it on Spotify, where
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people can turn notifications on so they never miss an episode.
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the Facebook group Dailly Comedy News Podcast Group. Right tomorrow,
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I'm doing one of those episodes I explained last week
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that's gonna help the search engines, help grow the show,
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that whole thing. Sunday's an normal episode, and then Monday,
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oh Monday, thank you jay Leno. See, I wanted to
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pre tape Monday's show so that I could hit the
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beach today Friday, and Jay Leno hooked it up and
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did a big, big thing about late night television, so