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Hey there, Johnny mag with your daily comedy news. Seems
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like Will Smith is still man of Chris Rock and
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Trevor Noah is going to host the Grammys after all.
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That's exciting. Bill Burr was the guest on Mark Marin's
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podcast this week. They discussed the Los Angeles fires. Let's listen.
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No, I don't freak out on these things, but I
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am freaking out somewhere. I'm just not in touch with it.
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Left.
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So you weren't directly threatened. I didn't freak out during
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nine to eleven. I didn't freak out during the pandemic.
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I didn't freak out during this thing that your house
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wasn't in danger. Uh no, yeah, no, it it got
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a little scary there, that's what I mean. Yeah, so
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we you know, definitely jelowed up. Yep, load up, had
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to get out of there, and you had a mandatory evacuate.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah. But it was like, you know,
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I saw this. The flames never got close enough, but
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like you knew they were coming, and it was just
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kind of like just yeah, and it was like, you know,
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it's just yeah. So I feel very like fortunate. Yeah,
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that survivor's guilt. Yeah, I got a little of that.
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I freaked out. Wait, what does the benefits start with
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this many prigging people? Well, you mean insurance No, I
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mean just as far as for helping people out, insurance company.
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And yeah, that's the thing I was talking about on
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Kimmel is how they was keeping on all the homeless people,
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all the immigrants. What about the insurance companies. It's not
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going to pay anybody a dime and still give themselves
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a bonus. What about those guys? What about all these
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landlords that are now a two bedroom in Pasadena's nine
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grand a month? Best? What about these hotels that was
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eighty nine bucks and it went up to like seven
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hundred bucks.
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And Maren also talked about they occasionally don't get along.
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I was.
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I was pretty impressed during the last fight we got
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into over whatever there was in the green room. Dude,
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I've had so many fights to do, and I don't
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remember what any of them are about. No, well, I
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kind of knew what that was about. But there was
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a couple of things I remember about it, though. Oh
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the last one I do remember. The last week we
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were trying to get a and then you tried to
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act like you weren't. Uh. You came walking in and
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you go, Uh, I could hear your voice from down
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the hall, and I go, I could, I go. I
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could smell your bitterness. Yeah, you know that this was
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a different thing you were. It was a it was
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over a topic. It was over a uh due process,
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and we were in the well the cancel culture was
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going on, right. We were in the green room and
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Jess looking, there's a couple other people there, and you
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go off on me. And all I remember is like,
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I'm gonna have to just take this. I'm gonna have
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to stand. I'm not I can't walk away from it.
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I'm gonna have to hold my ground and wait till
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he passes and you go, and then I go. But
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the thing I noticed was, you know, within three minutes
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you were like, you know, maybe I should be on
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the women's side once in a while. Like the distance
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between outburst and apology was tight. I was proud of
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both of us. Yeah, I thought we did run over quickly.
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Wait pretty good. Yeah, No, we're in a good place.
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And I know another one, because of the way we're wired,
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is coming. But I don't take it seriously.
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Meanwhile, on his podcast, Codon O'Brian revealed he was close
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to losing his house or the LA wildfires. His house
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is okay, but unfortunately the home of his longtime assistant Sona.
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Her house was lost in the fire. Conan said he
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was at work preparing to host the Academy Awards, still
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scheduled for March second, when he got the call from
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his wife that she only had a few minutes to
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pack up their stuff and get out. She grabbed a
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small bag of clothes and the only thing Conan asked
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her to grab was the frame letter he received from
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author E. B. White when Conan was just sixteen. Conan said,
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I could easily be here saying we don't have our house.
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The fire came right up to the line of his property.
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Then he began joking with Sona about what he could
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do to help her money side, food aside, clothing, aside, love,
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an affection aside, sheltering you in any way at any
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one of my nineteen mansions, aside is there anything I
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could do for you? And then he tagged that with
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and also I'm letting you go? Is this a bad time?
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Conan joked he was looking forward to the headlines that
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would read. Conan O'Brien Fire's Sona on podcast where she
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talks about losing her home, Sona shut back. I'm really
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glad your house is okay, because if you lost your house,
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it would overshadow mine by a lot. Good to see
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they still have a sense of humor here. I feel
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like all of us do you just feel awful for
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people that lost their homes there? And you know, I've
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been thinking about it. So even if you get the
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insurance company to pay you, you still got to get
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a contractor to rebuild your home, and the contractors are
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going to be busy. It's gonna be a while for
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anybody to have any semblance of normalcy out there. Trevor
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Noah is set to return as host of the Grammys.
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Now today is January twenty second. The news came out
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yesterday the Grammys or what February second, So he's got
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a little more than nine days like Joe Koy had
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to get ready for the Golden Globes. But it's only
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I don't know, lazy mouth, ten twelve days a number
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like that. Now, Trevor has hosted the Grammys before, and
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I suspect he's been secretly working on it. I say
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that because Trevor is now a producer on the Grammy Awards.
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So that's not a conversation that happened in the span
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of half an hour. That's not a text. Hey, you
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want to host the Grammys and you write back shore,
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can I be a producer? Sure some negotiations surely went
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on there. This is Trevor's fifth straight time hosting the Grammys,
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and he's up for an award. The nominees for Best
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Comedy Album, and longtime listeners know that I get annoyed
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about how the Grammys defined an album, but I have
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lost that battle, so I'll shut up about it and
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just tell you. The nominees are Jim Gaffigan's The Prisoner
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and Nicki Glazer Someday He'll Die, Trevor Noah's Where Was I,
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Dave Chappelle's The Dreamer, and Ricky Gervais or mcgeddon. Out
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of those, I'm picking Trevor Noah. He can give a
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Grammy to himself. Maybe Taylor Swift will come by. Is
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she nominated? Oh yes, Taylor is nominated for Best Pop
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Vocal Album and Best Music Video. You know, maybe she'll
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come and Trevor will take a joke and Taylor will
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smile and be like, Hey, that was a really funny joke.
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I appreciate you trying to host an award show on
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short notice. That seems like the kind of thing Taylor
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would do, because she's cool like that, bringing Smifties. I
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like Taylor Swift's music a lot. I just think Joe
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Coy got a bad rap. I'm not going there, Scott
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Peckert relax in Touch Weekly, he says. A source close
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to Will Smith revealed that Will Smith still holds resentment
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towards Chris Rock, particularly due to the median's smug attitude
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following the infamous incident. The source claims that Will Smith
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is now relishing what he feels like a last laugh
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moment as Chris Rock finds himself embroiled in controversy. Now,
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as they read the sentence, I'm like, what controversy is
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Chris Rock involved with? Oh yeah, you may recall last
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month Chris Rock reportedly walked off stage minute tune performance
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at a billionaire's party in Australia. I got news for you,
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Will Smith. Not much of a controversy. I couldn't even
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remember it, and I talked about it for three days.
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Not a big deal, the source tells him. Touch Will's
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getting a last laugh and loving it. He'll never forgive
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Chris for ruining his life, even though he's managed to
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pick up the pieces in the last year or so.
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He still hates the guy and his smug attitude. I
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was watching last night. I was watching my DVD box
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set of Homicide, Life on the Street. I was there
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in late in season four and Pembleton is talking to
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a guy in the box. And you know who played
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the guy in the box, Chris Rock. Yeah, he's on
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an episode of Homicide. Did we know this? I guess
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we knew this. I mean it's thirty years ago. It's
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the episode Requiem for a Dina. Chris Rock plays Kurver Dooley.
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The insider said, Chris isn't the victim here or not.
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In Will's opinion, a lot of people would agree with
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Will and think, what's happening to Chris is karma for
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refusing to speak to Will or accept this apology. Let's
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assume it was the worst joke, the meanest joke. You
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should have never done that, the worst thing anybody ever
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did to anybody. The karma for that is walking off
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a stage in a billionaire's party that you per simply
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got paid to appear at, and then a comedy podcast
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talked about you for three straight days. Whoo karma. Wow.
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You don't want to mess with the karma. I'll tell
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you that much. The source and knowledge that violence and
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response to a joke is never justifiable. The source also
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stated that Chris Rock has also been deeply affected by
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the incident. From Chris's end, he's still haunted by what
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happened on that Oscar stage. He suffers from PTSD Like Will,
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He's never recovered from that slap. Others feel the best
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thing would be for these two egomaniacs to come together
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and hug it out, but they're too proud. At the inauguration,
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Theo Vaughn tumbled into YouTuber Logan Paul. Theo's cheer collapsed.
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Logan Paul started filming as he sat next to brother Jake.
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Paul Logan caught the moment THEO fell out of his
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chair and shared it on Twitter. He captured the video
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make cheers agreed again. Vaughan didn't appear hurt during the
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accident and quickly made a joke which was Camalis Cheers.
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I'm discussed in the past. In my humble opinion, Ricky
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Gervais is better at promoting his alcohol brand than Jim
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Gaffigan was. Ricky shared this clip on social media. I
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think late last week. I've bumped this a couple times,
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many many edits in here because Ricky is very filthy.
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But let's take a listen.
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Hi, I'm Ricky Gervais, world famous comedian, But I tell
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you what isn't funny the effects that strong liquor can
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have on your wellbeing, everything from like putting on white
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diabetic skin or scabs and mental illness Dutch barn.
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Hey, you know what's a big money maker is Ted Lasso.
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Deadline shared some data they got from Parent Analytics about
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how how much money Apple TV shows are making. They
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value ted Lasso at generating six hundred and nine point
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four million dollars. Not sure how that numbers arrived at,
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but it compares to, say, two hundred and ninety nine
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point four for Severns, Rachel Sennots, who's kind of the
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it girl right now? And Bow and Yang they're going
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to announce the nominations for the ninety Did you hear
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me drop the G every now and the Queen's comes out.
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I noticed my daughter when we were on the trip,
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reminded me there's a C in Antarctica, and I realized,
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in my native queen's accent, the southernmost continent often comes
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out as Antarctica. Like no T, no C, just Antarctica.
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I drop an entire syllable there, I digress. Rachel and
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Bowen will announce the nominations for the ninety seventh Annual
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Academy Awards. They will do this Thursday at eight thirty
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am Eastern. If you live in La sucks to be you.
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You got to get up at five thirty in the
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morning to find out who will be nominated. Tarren kill
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Him has dropped out of the upcoming off Broadway production
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of You're in Town because of the destruction of his
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home in the fires. People Magazine ordered that his home,
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which he shares with wife Kobe Smolders, has been lost
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in the fires. There's a clip from the offices Brian
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Baumgardner making the rounds on social media. Brian was asked
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why did Ryan, Kelly and Toby have to sit away
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from the rest of the characters in the annex on
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the office. Brian said, this is a fun little easter egg.
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There was the main office, the main bullpen, right, Jim
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and Pam and the accountants and Stanley and Phyllis and
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Michael's office and all that. Then there was the other side, right.
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We called it the annex. If your desk was in
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the annex, you were a writer. And they did this
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because the camera was always moving around, we were there
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all the time. He explained that creator Greg Daniels needed
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the writers in the writer's room sometimes, so the people
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who were back there didn't have to be on set
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all the time. They could get up and write and
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then come back and shoot some group conference room scenes
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or seen back there, but they weren't there all the time.
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Over in the UK, comedian Harry Dean'sway has lost his
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case against Steve Coogan's production company over a sitcom that
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he claimed infringed his copyright. London's High Court ruled that
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Live at the Moth Club, which ran for one season
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