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Hey there, Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Let's
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start on gossip corner. In the Daily Wire, Ben Shapiro
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writes an opinion piece under the headline Bill burg goes
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full a Hole, Ben Wrights. I used to enjoy Bill
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Burr's work on occasion. I still do. He's a comedian,
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which means he's very hit or miss. Once upon a time,
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I was such a fan that actually bought tickets for me,
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my wife, and two of my friends to go see him.
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It turned out to be one of the worst shows
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I've ever seen in my life because Burr has become
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woke over time. I think he became embarrassed that many
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people on the right thought he was very funny, so
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he decided he was going to go woke. The show
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I saw was so bad that he got frustrated with
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the audience. The audience was not laughing at his jokes
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because his jokes are basically about how Floridians were a
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bunch of anti gay racists, and Floridians reacted badly because
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that's not true. He ended up cutting a show early
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and walking off the stage. This week, he explained that
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he's perfectly fine with CEOs having to live with full
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time security because they fear they might be shot, because
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after all, they are murderers too. Burr openly cheered the
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murder of the United Healthcare executive because he says CEOs
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should live in fear if they don't act in the
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way that he would have them act in a system
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that he has no fixes for. By the way, Ben
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Shapiro in The Daily Wire rights Bill Burr's blue collar
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class routine act is a bunch of horse hockey. The
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man is worth fourteen million dollars and he makes his
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money creating crap movies for Netflix. At this point, yeah,
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old Dads was pretty bad. Yeah. If we're gonna have
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a functioning country, you just can't justify the murder of
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people who run their business legally in many ways with
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which you disagree. It's one thing to disagree with executives,
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you can call them whatever you want. But to start
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justifying that they should live in fear, suggesting they should
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be murdered, what's the limiting principle here. It's not just
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Bill Burr, it's also Jimmy Kimmel, who decided recently to
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devote an entire segment celebrating the good looks they alleged shooter.
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Hilarious hilarious stuff glorifying the alleged murder of the United
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Healthcare CEO. What a delight these people are. My former coworker,
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Jamie Fox is recovering after getting stitches. The dude went
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out for his birthday and according to CMZ, he was
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allegedly involved in an altercation at Mister Chow in Beverly Hills.
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A spokesperson for Fox tells people that Jamie was hit
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with a glass during his birthday celebration. The spokesperson said,
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Jamie Fox was at his birthday dinner when somebody from
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another table through a glass that hit him in the mouth.
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He had to get stitches and is recovering. The police
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were called and the matters now in law enforcement's hands.
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Mister Chow and the Beverly Hills PD did not immediately
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respond to people's requests for further information. TMZ initially reported
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that the police were called to the restaurant around ten
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pm local time regarding an alleged fight, adding that Fox
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was involved and was no longer present by the time
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the cops arrived. I wonder what that's about. All right. Meanwhile,
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Chris Rock hosted Saturday Night Live and didn't really get
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good reviews. The monologue seemed like was okay, although the
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audience groaned at points. Let's listen to the beginning.
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Saturday Night Lab and Rob. I want to congratulate Lord
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Michael's on twenty five great years. I'm side out live.
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It's a lot going on in the news. My god,
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it's so crazy out there. It's so hard just getting
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in the building the night. So much security. My god,
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my god, I had walked.
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By a bunch of baby oil sniffing dogs. Was insane.
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Everybody's worried. Everybody's worried. I mean, we got Luigi. We
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got Luigi, you know, and that's good. I really feel
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sorry for the family. I mean, everybody's fixated on how
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good looking this guy looks. If you look like Jonah Hill,
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no one would care. They'd already given him a chair,
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already be dead.
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Okay, I can't play the entire monologue. I will get
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a note from NBC. Chris Rock continues, But he actually
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killed a man, a man, a man with his family,
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a man with his kids. I have real condolences for
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the healthcare CEO. But you also got to know sometimes
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drug dealers get shot. Rock then talked about how some
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New Yorkers didn't vote for Trump because he would be undignified. Dude,
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this is the United States presidency. Come on, man, this
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is not the most dignified job in the world. We've
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had president show up at the inauguration with pregnant slaves. Okay,
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and I'm just talking about Bill Clinton. Great joke. You
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know what country we live in, you know the history
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of this country. You know how many rapists are in
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my wallet right now. A cup of coffee in America
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costs seven rapists. Trump's going to get it down A
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three good joke, Rock joke. Trump will be working with
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the richest African American in the world, Elon Musk. That's right,
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He's African American. Elon got more kids in the Cleveland Browns.
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Nobody knows how to get rid of people like a
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South African. Also a good joke. He talked about the
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Hunter Biden pardon. Only an animal wouldn't pardon their son.
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Every parent in the world would pardon their son, except
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the parents of the Menendez brothers. Late Nighter did not
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like the episode. Their headline after three seasons and four
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hosting gigs. Chris Rock still isn't at home at SNL.
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They write, Chris Rock is bad at live TV. He
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just is in his unhappy tenure as a Saturday Night
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Live cast member. The young Rock was a shaky live performer,
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prone to blowing lines out of apparent nervousness. As one
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of this season's endless parade of returning the lums, Rock
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blue lines out of a live skittishness that never went away,
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coupled with the sense that he's not really into doing sketches.
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As for his monologue, the set was solid, if not
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his tightest. I got the sense he was plucking good
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lines from an hour long specialties workshopping rather than crafting
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a unified set. His transitions were pretty non existent. Still
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Rock can bring it. Not so Chris Rock, the sketch performer,
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sadly reading Q cards as part of the host burden
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of bear. But for a guy with years of experience
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in this very same environment, Rock is egregiously reliant on
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them and not remotely good at hiding it. Whether it's
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a case of a big star not taking things as
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seriously as he should, or someone simply not suited for
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live sketch work. Each sketch suffered Davy. It didn't give
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a good review either, but they did tell us about
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a cameo. In a sketch. Sarah Sherman plays Leslie, a
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nurse making repeated massive errors during surgery, then demanding to
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know if everyone's mad at her spoilers. The patient wakes
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up and turns out to be played by Adam Sandler.
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People were more kind to jostin Shake. Joe said they
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found a note on Mangioni expressing angry corporate America. Yet
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he went to Starbucks before the shooting and then was
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caught at MacDonald So perhaps his greatest crime was hipocrisy.
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Chay joked about Trump, saying Amazon is planning to donate
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a million dollars to Trump's inauguration. It makes sense because
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American Trump both want to ship stuff out as fast
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as possible. A pretty interesting festival came out of nowhere
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out of Providence, Rhode Island, a brand new four day
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comedy festival March twenty seven through the thirtieth. The lineup
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includes Kevin Hart, Leslie Jones, The Not So Canceled Disease
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and Sorry, Christa Stefano, Hannah Burner, Michael Blaustein and Moore
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anchored at the Historic Veterans Memorial Auditorium and spilling over
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in a satellite venues four days. Also includes Josh Johnson,
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Melissa Via Signors, Howne Bells, Sophie Buttle, Alec Flynn, Andy Woodhall.
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Additional acts will be announced. That's no joke this festival.
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Daniel Schwartz is general manager of the Vets Auditorium and
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says this event isn't just about comedy. It's about creating
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a space where people from all walks of life can
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come together and share the joy of laughter. Our lineup
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transcends generations, blending comedy icons like Kevin Hart with hilarious
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rising stars like Christa Stefano to sure there's something for everyone.
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Well so far not kids, but we'll get there. Sebastian
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Maniscalco's show Bookie is back on Max. I enjoyed season
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one very much. You know, it's one of those shows
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that knows what it is. Don't take it too seriously,
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don't think about it, Sebastian says. Sometimes stage, Sebastian comes
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out a little bit. He enjoys working on his acting
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and likes that the crew laughs on the set and
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says it validates what I'm doing as funny because as
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a comedian, I like the laughter. I like to hear
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what I'm doing as funny through the laughs. I'm getting
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used to playing off other actors and learning a lot
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each day. Joe McHale will host the Saturn Awards on
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February seconds. The Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror
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tell us this marks Joel's third year as the host
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of the Saturn Awards. His clever edgie humor is consistently
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delivered with charismatic flare, and his ability to make light
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of both pop culture and everyday situations enhances the overall
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experience of the awards ceremony. Late Night reacted to Donald
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Trump being named Times Person of the Year. Jimmy Fallon
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said Trump is the first man in history to be
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Times Person of the Year and McDonald's Employee of the Month.
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Trump said the honored that feels just as exciting as
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the birth of his child, except he was present for
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the award. Dana Perino was guest hosting Guttfeld and said
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it's the second sign Trump is held the honor, the
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first coming after his presidential win in twenty sixteen. That
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was the same week Hillary Clinton canceled her subscription and
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smashed her server with a hammer. Michael Costa, for the
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win on The Daily Show, said, once again, time has
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not been kind to Joe Biden. Johnny Mack, I feel
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like you're stretching a little bit today. Are the holidays
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coming now? Why do you ask? Adam Sandler tells us
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Eminem makes a cameo and Happy Gilmore too. Boy. I
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hope I didn't spoil an Adam Sandler movie for you there.
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I should have put a spoiler tag upfront. But the
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spoiler is that you're going to see in Adam sandlor movie.
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Sandler says that Eminem is funny as hell. Apparently Eminem
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came by the set and shot a day's worth of scenes.
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Eminem was cool, he came by, he was great. I've
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known Eminem for a long time. He's a great guy,
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and he came in. It was funny as hell. I
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think we just hung out for a day with Eminem
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and he just shot and shot and he was insane.
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He said a million things we could use and a
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million that we're glad we have him on tape. Mark
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Maren's going to be in this Springsteen movie. This is
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the one starring Jeremy Alan White as Bruce Springsteen. It'll
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probably win Oscar for Best Comedy because you know Jeremy
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Allen White the bear blah blah blah. Yeah. That it
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is called delivered Me from Nowhere, which I had a
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look is a pretty deep lyric for a Springsteen song.
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You know, you could just call this thing born to Run,
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which might be a little hacky, but deliver Me from
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Nowhere is from the song State Trooper from the Nebraska album.
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Mark Maron plays Chuck Pluckin, the music producer who mastered
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Springsteen's Nebraska album, turning his unprocessed cassette demos into a
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high quality recording. You'll watch and John mulaney was on
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Jimmy Fallon's show and tell a story. I love Steely Nann.
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Some people don't like Steely Dan. It's a very divisive band.
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When I had a son, I went great, fresh person,
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fresh ears. There's one reason to have a baby, and
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so you can test Steely Dan out on them. I
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put on the Steely Dan song Hey nineteen because that's fun.
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He looks over at Malcolm and he's not dancing, so
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I had to change the song Gaucho from the album
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gaut show again he's not dancing. My son looks at
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me and goes Ei eio, and I go, oh, do
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you want to listen to Old McDonald? I turned on
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Old McDonald and he immediately starts dancing. M'LINI tags this
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story with so here's what's interesting about that story. He
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had never spoken before. That's how much he hated Steely Dan.
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He taught himself to sock. That's your comedy news as
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it was sort of for today. My voices shot, oh,
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come back voice. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend,
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like on January tenth, that they check it out to
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when there's comedy news again. They might like in the meantime,
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there might be a little bit of filler for these
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next few weeks. Happens every year. It's okay, that's why
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I'm pre taping the top specials of the year. I'm
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waiting to watch Ronnie Chang's special tomorrow night. Then I'm
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going to accord best specials of the year, the next
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best specials of the year, and things that aren't the
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best specials of the year. Partly it's like I can
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take a couple of days off, and partly because I've
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been doing this for a while and I know it's
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not like people are going to announce stuff on December
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twenty sixth, So you know, you pre tape a couple
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it happens. See you tomorrow,