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Bill Burr has forced my hand. Hello Johnny Mack with
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your daily comedy news. I'm kind of talking about the
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riog Comedy Festival, but Bill Burr addressed it on this
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week's Bill Burr podcast, and let's hear what Bill has
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to say. As always, I'm clipping for f bombs and
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sometimes for pacing. But here's Bill Burr.
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You guys are asking me obviously a ton of questions
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about the absolute controverty. All right, here's the deal. I
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would love I have no problem answering any of them.
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The problem I have is after I answer them, it
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all gets clipped. And then once it gets clipped, then
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the lies start getting told, or they start shaping it
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and making it this and making it that. So all
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I'm doing is just throwing another log on the fire
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and then they can make more money. No I'm sorry,
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well oh no, no, no, no, because they care so much.
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That's right, Sorry now, because they're just making money.
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Not to be fair to Bill Burr, I am indeed
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editing these. I considered leaving the clips alone, but he
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drops more than f bombs than I want to do
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on this podcast, and sometimes I need to pick up
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the pacing a little bit and not just play a
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ten minute clip that said, I welcome Bill burd a
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challenge if I've changed the intent of his words in
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any way. But yes, I've edited them for language and
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pacing and taken out the F bombs, But the intent
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of his words are intact.
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So like these these stories of like there was no
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women there, he just performed to the royals. By the
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time they had done with this shit, they're gonna say,
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I went over there and did a one on one
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show and a tent staring at my toes, and then
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I left for the head's guy, whoever the hell it
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is over there? Right, once again, I performed in an
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arena over there in the round. There was eight thousand
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people at the show, okay, it was citizens, And then
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they had diplomats sitting down front in a nerve wracking
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way for the performer to make sure that, you know,
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you didn't talk about the two or three things that
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they said that they negotiated down to not talk about.
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Once again, as I said before, whoever put together the
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comedy festival and everything, what it did for freedom of
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speech over there, because like before it started, you couldn't
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talk about all of this stuff, and then they whittled
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it down to just that. And that is how you
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know if you truly care about stuff like that, you
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gradually moved towards something more positive.
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Okay, Bill Burke, clearly for you, this is a freedom
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of speech thing and not at all about the money.
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In this next section, he compliments a fellow comedian who,
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by all context clues must be Jessica Curson. I don't
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know who else this could possibly be. From the clues,
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I did leave some s words in here, so if
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you don't like salty language, some salty language coming up,
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edit out f.
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Words all of this sanctimonioushit out there. I'm gonna tell
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you something right now. I saw in thirty three years
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a stand up. I've never seen anybody with bigger balls.
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And I'm not gonna say the name of the comedian,
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even though you're gonna figure it out. But I'm just
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trying not to get anybody else. This shit coming at
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him went on over there openly gay. In the middle
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of the set, two of the diplomats got up to
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go to the bathroom, and this person said, Hey, where
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are you going? Are you gonna? Are you going to
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go on grinder. I mean, I've seen them all. I've
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never seen anybody. It's like, I don't have the balls
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to say that. And the fact that her own people
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came at her and all of that, it's just it's disgusting,
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it really is. That's what they're gonna clip. That's what
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they're gonna clip. Bill says. The reaction to Da Da
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Da is just And I'll tell what else is amazing
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and really confusing to me is what we did over
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there wasn't even on TV. However, what everybody's complaining about
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was on TV the week before, on a different event,
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and nobody said anything, so, you know, and that's the
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difference between being a billion dollar conglomerate and being an
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independent contractor.
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Now, I'm not sure what he means there. Does he
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mean Kimmel? Is he talking about something with Israel? Does
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he think nobody talked about Kimmel? Is that what he means,
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because I can assure you it was talked about. I checked.
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I personally did at least fifteen episodes with Jimmy Kimmel.
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I just went back through my catalog and I saw
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fifteen episodes in a cluster with Jimmy Kimmel. In the title.
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Now I concede this is not the biggest platform in
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the world. All ears and eyes are not on this podcast.
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I get it. But I didn't just monologue free thoughts
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for fifteen episodes. I was clearly sourcing other people. I
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had some guests on for fifteen episodes worth of shows,
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and that's just me. So somebody talked about Jimmy Kimmel,
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or maybe that's not who Bill Burr meant. I'm not sure.
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Bill's Instagram post about the podcast did not go so well.
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One person wrote, your legacy is now re Odd. That's it.
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The re Odd Comedy Festival does continue today. Some of
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your favorite comedians are there. Sam Morrell brings his cool,
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clinical delivery to the re Odd Comedy Festival. Expect brisk pacing,
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sharp turns, and a touch of crowd work with jokes
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that build and pay off fast. Tom Sagora, Yes, I said,
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Tom Sigora, write that down. Tom Sagora s E g
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u r a one of comedy sharpest voices. Tom Sagora.
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He's at the Real Comedy Festival tonight. Tonight would have
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been when Tim Dillon was going to perform, but he
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was disinvited and also appearing. It's a big, big night
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at the Red Comedy Festival, Joe Coy, He'll be at
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the Real Comedy Festival.
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Now.
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Interestingly enough, this isn't even the worst thing Joe Coy
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has ever done in his career. Oh no, no, no,
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one time he holds that the Golden Globe and dared
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to insult Taylor Swift with this horrible, horrible, mean joke.
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Let's listen.
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As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.
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The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
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On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer camera shots of
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Taylor Swift. I swear it was just where to go
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to here? Sorry about that?
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Ooh brutal, No wonder Taylor Swift, who had walked through
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the room in the middle of the live show so
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that everybody saw her across the room. No wonder, Taylor
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Swift sat there offended, giving Joe Cooy an icy stare
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and killing the mood in the room, rather than just
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doing a smile and be like ha ha, no, Joe Cooy,
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that mean, mean, mean joke. That is the worst thing
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you ever did in your career. Never mind the riad
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Comedy Festival. You made a joke about Taylor Swift. Now,
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somebody who knows better is Jimmy Fallon. He had Taylor
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Swift on Monday Night. It was her seventh time on
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The Tonight Show. So Taylor knows. Jimmy Fallon's not gonna
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make some mean joke about Taylor and cameras in the NFL. No,
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he's not going to do that. She did three full
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segments with Fallon guests often Get two. She talked about
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her engagement to Travis Kelcey and the song would The
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less said about that song the better. It is cringe
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with a capital see says the old man in the
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basement recording a podcast. But it is cringe. Casey haven't
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listened to the song. Some of the lyrics include the
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words wood, redwood, tree, cocky, and it's about Travis Kelcey.
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You could figure it out. Jimmy Fallon his monologue said,
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this is the hottest ticket in town today. I was
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on the phone with Pope Leo and I said, I'm sorry,
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your holiness, there's no more room. Boy. That's hilarious, even
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though it sucked, and Jimmy told it better. Of course,
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even though it's October like everyone else, I spent the
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weekend looking for Easter eggs. I listen to the album
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so many times this weekend. I think I'm in love
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with Travis. Fallon asked some rapid fire questions. These are probing,
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really difficult questions of Taylor Swift, the last person who
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texted Selena meaning Gomez, the last movie you saw, one
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battle after another. We're so lucky to be alive. At
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the same time as Paul Thomas Anderson last fall related
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activity you did, I make cinnamon Rolls the other day.
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With a material like this, I don't think Fallon has
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to worry about Trump and people or the FCC coming
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after him. If we're gonna ask Taylor Swift about cinnamon rolls.
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This is not exactly a biting satire here now tonight.
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For some reason that I can't explain. Taylor Swift superstar, megastar,
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huge star. Whatever you think of the song would and
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the cringiness of it, there's no avoid she's a huge star.
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Tonight for some reason, she's going on Late Night with
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Seth Myers to reach his what twenty three thousand viewers?
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How many viewers does he have? I lost my notes
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it's some number like that. Why she's going on Seth
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Myers of all things, like anybody would take her and
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she's doing Seth Myers the twelve thirty show. I mean, sure,
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the clipsical viral. Sure, I'm going to talk about it,
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but really that okay on the View, which you know
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is a show Taylor Swift could do. Sherry Sheppard is
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concerned about Saturday Night Live. Sherry said, when I watched
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SNL this weekend, I did notice something was missing. Ego
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n Wotam left the show and she was their only
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black female cast member. So now there are no black
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women on SNL. So what do I say to SNL.
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You all got to hurry up and you gotta find somebody.
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This is a break glass in case of emergency. It's
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an emergency. We got to have representation on that show.
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She noted SNL does not have the best track record
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in hiring black female talent, and noted that Keenan Thompson
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would often have to dress in drag to do impressions
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of black women in pop culture. Shepard said there was
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no black woman even play Whoopy Goldberg. Keenan Thompson would
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play Whoopy at the table when they spoofed us in
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two thousand and nine, Tracy Morgan played Shepard. She said
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they had the nerve when Tracy Morgan guests hosted Tracy
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Morgan played me on the dog On Show. They had
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Tracy Morgan in that old tired shake and go wig
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looking like he SAIDs Third Road Church and serves the
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dinner after service. He's even still got a five o'clock shadow.
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I don't think this controversy is unwarranted in terms of
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having a cast that is diverse in all ways, so
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that you have someone who can realistically portray a character.
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I don't think this is absurd at all. Shepherd said.
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What I don't like hearing is we can can't find anybody.
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There are lots of talented black female comics you can
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cast on SNL. If you go to any comedy club
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or improv place, they're out there waiting for this opportunity,
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getting ready for this very opportunity. Yeah, that is that
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is that makes a lot of sense to me. Yep. Apparently,
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the cast of SNL gathered at a farewell party on
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October third, and they met with the cast members who
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left the show. Devin Walker and Emil Wakeem were there
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as well as alumni Chloe Trost and Punky Johnson. Trost
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and Johnson spoke to people about the realities of being
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fired from SNL. Trost said, you don't get a cushion
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when you fall. Even before the show, they were the
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ones that were guiding light and so that's what I
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looked to after and I feel like without that, I
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don't know where i'd be one year out. To be honest,
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Punky Johnson said, you can't leave SNL and then go
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do the same things you were doing before. It just
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puts pressure on you because everybody's always like, yo, what's next,
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So have to go do the next big thing. I
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had to figure out how to understand the difference between
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all right, cool, he did something really great and now
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it's okay for you to just go through motions and
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not rush and figure out what's next for you. It's
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okay for you to figure that out. It's very hard
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to stand a place like that. They just throw you
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in the water. You better know how to swim. They
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don't give you a life jacket. Out Today, on the
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Comedy Exports YouTube channel, It's reached James spilt Milk. Fred
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Armison has a new sound effects record, and he told
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NPR sound effects record is something I felt like was
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missing in my life if I didn't hear any new
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releases of sound effect records. And I just remember in
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my life, you know, there would be like a Halloween
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record that would come out, or sound effects CDs that
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would come out, and it was just fun looking through
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all the titles and everything and then just you know,
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sampling some of them and it was like a feeling
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of whatever happened to those and then occurred to me.
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I was like, I'll make one. I think when I've
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listened to sound effect records, wherever there are audience sound effects,
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you know, booing, clapping, cheering, those are always the first
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ones I went to, mostly because I was like, wow,
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they really got a group together do applause and laughing.
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So I thought, what about expanding on that? What about
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somewhere that are a little more detailed, like supportive booing.