Jan. 16, 2025

Bill Burr's Fiery Rant, what Pete Davidson said to Nikki Glaser, and Eddie Griffin's LA Fires conspiracy theory

Bill Burr's Fiery Rant, what Pete Davidson said to Nikki Glaser, and Eddie Griffin's LA Fires conspiracy theory

In today's Daily Comedy News, host Johnny Mac covers Bill Burr's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, where Burr dropped multiple F-bombs while discussing evacuation during the LA fires. Eddie Griffin shares a conspiracy theory about the cause of the fires,...

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In today's Daily Comedy News, host Johnny Mac covers Bill Burr's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, where Burr dropped multiple F-bombs while discussing evacuation during the LA fires. Eddie Griffin shares a conspiracy theory about the cause of the fires, which Kimmel humorously debunks. The segment also highlights the start of San Francisco's Sketchfest 2025, updates on Pete Davidson's personal routines and tattoo removals, drama from Nikki Glaser about a past roast, and a recap of fundraising efforts for the LA Fire Foundation by the Laugh Factory. Additional discussions include Trump’s late-night tirade against Seth Meyers, Theo Vaughn’s upcoming inauguration attendance, and details on John Mulaney’s successful Broadway show 'All In A Comedy About Love'.


00:26 Bill Burr's Fiery Interview on Kimmel
02:50 Eddie Griffin's Conspiracy Theory
03:16 Trump's Late Night Rant
05:21 Sketchfest Kicks Off in San Francisco
07:36 Pete Davidson's Profile and Nikki Glaser's Hurt Feelings
10:09 John Mulaney's Broadway Success

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Callaroga Shark Media.

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Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. On

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today's show. Bill Burr's on Kimmel and drops a million

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F bombs while talking about Los Angeles Eddie Griffin as

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a conspiracy theory about the fires, sketch Fest kicks off

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in San Francisco, and what did Pete Davidson say that

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hurt Nicky Glazer's feelings? All right? Bill Burr was on

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Jimmy Kimmel and talked about having to evacuate his house.

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I've got a long clip here. All the bleaves are

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where bird dropped F bombs. Hey, Bill Burr, have you

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not done TV before? Are you not familiar with how

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Late Night goes? Why are you dropping F bombs? Anyway,

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here's the clip.

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It's very good to see you. I argue you had

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to evacuate your home.

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Yes, yes, like most people, I had to. I got lucky.

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You know, the winds moved, but you know the fire

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was coming and all that stuff. So I feel lucky.

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Are you getting back? And I think everybody did a

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great job. Yeah, I'm like the internet, you know, right,

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I know it's right.

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Oh my god, all of.

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These fire experts Why didn't you just fly a helicopter.

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Into the ocean?

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And I don't know because it was one hundred nin wins.

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You want to do that? You want to do that

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at night?

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You lunatic?

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How are you?

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This was definitely mismanaged.

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That's a big word we're hearing now, mismanaged like some

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idiot on the internet knows how to manage the worst

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fire in LA, sitting there in his underwear.

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You know what.

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Looking at the footage on the internet, I have determined

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that this here was mismanaged.

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You know about helicopters because I remember, and it's interesting

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now thinking about it, because you said about it.

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I know about the one that I fly. Other than that,

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I don't know anything about it. You know something on

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the internet. You know everything you know about.

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It because you said that, you learned, you got your

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pilot's license In case like all hell broke loose in LA,

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you could get out of LA. And at any moment

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did you think I'm going to make a run for

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that helicopter.

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Well, the error in my thought was I didn't realize

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how expensive helicopters were, So all I have is a

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two seater and I didn't want to have to make

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Sophie's choice with my family.

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Kimmel shared a discussion he had with his brother. According

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to Kimmel, he started talking to old lady who honestly

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believed that Diddies started the fires. Diddy, who was in

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prison in New York, managed to start the fire, and

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she believed this. There's a story going around on TikTok

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that says the fires were started on purpose by elites

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who intend to destroy Diddy's pedophile escape tunnels. Because they're evidence.

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This is something real people believe, said Kimmel. My legal

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department just wants to point out we hear Daily Comedy

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News have no knowledge of Diddy having pedophile escape tunnels.

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I'm just quoting Jimmy Kimmel. Apparently, Eddie Griffin talked about

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this theory on his YouTube channel on a video uploaded

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on the fourteenth. The Griffin apparently said, LA is on

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fire and a lot of people are saying it's to

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cover up the pedal file trial. And suddenly all the

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water ain't working. Let's pray for the mf rs out there.

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The houses is burning down, and chef unless they pedophiles.

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If they are pedophiles, f them. Let's get that burned

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because I don't know what you're doing. You're burning the

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evidence up, sons of bees, but we're still gonna catch it.

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Sticking with late night, apparently Trump was up late watching TV.

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At one twenty four am on Tuesday morning, Trump went

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on truth Social and wrote, how bad is Seth Meyers

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on NBC? Well, you know that's not the worst point.

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How bad is Seth Meyers on NBC? A network run

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by a truly bad group of people. I got stuck

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watching Marblemouth Myers the other night, the first time in months,

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and every time I watched this moron, we should tell

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Trump about the remote controls and stuff. Every time I

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watch this more on, I feel an obligation to say

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how dumb and untalented he is. Merely a slot filler

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for the scum that runs Comcast. These guys should be

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paying a lot of money for the right to give

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these kind of in kind contributions to the radical left

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Democrat Party. These are not shows, are entertainment. They're simply

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political hits one hundred percent of the time to me

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and the Republican already, Comcast should pay a big all

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caps price for this. It is unclear what particularly led

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Trump apparently enjoys Late Night, previously calling Stephen Colbert very boring,

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Jimmy Fallon weak and pathetic, and Jimmy Kimmel a loser.

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I'd missed this one. I think it came out kind

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of quick to the event. But last Friday, the Laugh

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Factory in Los Angeles hosted a fundraiser for the Los

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Angeles Fire Foundation. All proceeds from both Friday shows went

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to the foundation. Jamie Massada is the club's owner and

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said the club is proud to lift up our heroes

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or putting their lives online to save people in property

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across the LA. Our firefighters are real life superheroes. Laugh

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Factory president David Feurer added, our firefighters are real life superheroes,

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and we're proud to support them in their mission to

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keep the community safe. Eliza Slessengers playing Vancouver on Friday.

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She lives in LA. Her house is okay, but she

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told Global News what is heartening is seeing how quickly

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my city jumped into action, how quickly the donation centers

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were a capacity, how much all of a sudden the city.

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That's very much in terms of socioeconomic A list versus

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B list. How quickly that all just melted away and

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was just like, come on over, what can I do?

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How can we help those on the ground. In situations

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like this, you realize how big human hearts can be

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and that you really can rely on one another. Prior

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to this, the most apocalyptic situation I've been in was

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like an airport during the holidays. We see people at

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their worst. Sometimes it takes the worst to see us

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at our best. In San Francisco, today, Sketch Fest kicks

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off the twenty twenty five Comedy Festival. This is a

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great event, over one hundred and ninety shows today through

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February second. Let's start with these stand up comedians were performing,

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including Maria Bamford, Chris Fleming, Jolkim Booster, Dulce, Sloan Rhys Darby,

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Robbie Hoffman, Punky Johnson, A Partner and Turla, the Scar

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Brothers and Norri Davis, Josh Gonoman, Alison Leeby, Kate Willett,

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Hampton Yent, Nori Reed, Todd Berry, Todd Glass, and many more.

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The SF Sketch Test dozen is a yearly spotlight of

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twelve top comedians this year Sophie Buttle, Britney Carney, Carmen, Christopher,

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Marie Fauston, Ross Fernandez, Kevin Iso, Bo Johnson, Rachel Kayley, Salter, Hio, Ikachuku, Ufomando,

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Eagle Witt, and Sabrina Wu. The forty fifth anniversary of

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the film Airplane That I'm Trying to Get My Daughter

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to Watch will be celebrated with a special live read

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featuring co creators Jerry and David Zucker, original stars Robert

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Hayes and Julie Haggerty, and surprise guests. Napoleon Dynamite celebrates

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its twentieth anniversary with a live read featuring the film stars,

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sketch comedy favorites. The State will present a live read

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of their unproduced musical, A Holiday Hubbub at Porcupine Corners.

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Three members of the Kids in the Hall Bruce mccallaugh,

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Kevin McDonald Scott Thompson, will team up with the Bay

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Area's Red Room Orchestra for a night of songs and

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the sketches from Kids in the Hall Stuff the George

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Lucas Talk Show, which is a lot of fun on

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the interwebs. If you've ever seen that. Connor Ratliffe is

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in town. He'll be doing the George Lucas Talk Show,

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which is always fun. Also a fake acting class and

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a parody reading of the Star Wars holiday special called

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the Kashik Life Day. Carol lot going on here. The

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cast of children's hosts in Futuramo reunite. The fiftieth anniversary

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of the Groundings will be celebrated with an all stars show.

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A lot of all Stars have gone through the Groundlings.

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Some Groundlings who you've heard of probably live in La

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So we'll see if that affects things, but that could

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be major. Bill Murray and his Blood Brothers band are

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out there. SF sketchfest dot com for all the information there.

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Really fantastic festival. I got to do it. It's been

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a minute now and I just got back from Aunt Artrico.

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So right now it's a little hard to tell my wife, Hey,

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I'm gonna go to San Francisco because it's the forty

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fifth anniversary of Airplane and you know podcast the Wall

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Street Journal profile Pete Davidson. He loves Staten Island. He says,

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in all these other places, people move to a neighborhood

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and gentrify it. They put in insomnia cookies over there

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and call it a day. But in Stanton Island, it's

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all homegrown businesses, really hard working people. It's the only

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place in New York where people just leave me alone.

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They were curious what time Pete gets up on a

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Monday and what's the first thing he does. The answer,

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if I'm not working, I probably get up around ten thirty.

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Then I try to work out of meet. I just

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started working out, and they were curious, what's Pete Davidson's

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workout routine like? Pete says, I'm lifting a lot of weights.

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I'm trying to bulk up and look like an adult.

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I have a bird body, and as I'm getting older,

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I just can't look like a child anymore. Pete says,

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I'm working out minimum five days a week, doing meal

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prep and eating a lot of protein. I'm not a

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very good eater. I'm very very skinny and shrimp like.

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I also have crones, so it's always been difficult to

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eat and diet and I kind of finally figured out

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how to do it. So The Wall Street Journal asked

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how do breakfast and coffee fit into your morning? Random

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follow up, but Pete answered, I'm not a big breakfast guy,

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but you should always eat breakfast. This is like ABC

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promo from the cartoons on Saturday mornings in the seventies.

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You should always eat breakfast. So if I can't eat breakfast,

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which is usually a bacon, egg and cheese, I'll love

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a protein shake. I love coffee. Sometimes I'll do iced

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black coffee, and then sometimes I like the pumpkin spice

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for the peppermint. Pee should started buying in coffee. Pete,

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you're in the process of removing your tattoos. Are there

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any you're keeping? What's with the Hilary tattoo? Pete said,

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I burned off all all the tattoos in my arms,

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and now I'm working on the chest and back. The

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Hillary one is gonna stay there because I know her

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really well and I love her. I just think she's

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a very important figure in our nation's history, one of

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the most important women ever. She's super resilient and it's

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just a tough lady. So it'll always stay there. Nicki

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Glazer told the Vogue podcast about something Pete Davidson said

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that hurt nerve feelings. Niki told Vogue, guys still think

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about some of the jokes that have been made about

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me from Rose six years ago, and they still haunt me.

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I'm seeing them when I look in the mirror. They

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will uncover things about you that you don't even know

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about yourself. It's a thing that you've always been like,

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I think this about me, but I'm just really mean

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to me. No one else has noticed it. What did

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Pete say? Glazer says, Pete joked that NICKI doesn't have

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an ass NICKI said, I mean, I knew I didn't,

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and I know I don't. But the fact that Pete

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Davidson had taken it in and sat with it, and

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I sat with it too, and it hurts because I

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don't have an ass. But the fact that he had

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really thought about it, where maybe somebody wrote the joke

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for him, but he at least had to be like

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that works for her, and it hurt me. Big inauguration

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coming up on Monday. TMZ reports that THEO Vaughn has

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been invited and will attend. I'll let you know if

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any other comedians plan on attending. Let's check in on

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John Mulaney's Broadway show All In a Comedy about Love.

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Apparently it's cracked the top five grossing shows. All in

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a Comedy about love, features readings of short stories, and

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it brought in close to one point seven million dollars

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at the Hudson Theater and played to one hundred percent capacity.

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That was to see the cast of John mulaney, Fred Armisen,

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Richard Kind, and Chloe Feineman. It's a rotating cast, though.

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The next line up is Lin Manuel, Miranda, Adie Bryant,

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Andrew Reynolds and Nick Curll. In case you're curious how

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one point seven million dollars compares to other shows, the

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top spot went to Wicked, which grows two point four

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million dollars. Fantastic show. I've seen it, Hamilton, You've probably

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heard of that one. I've seen that too, one point

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eight five million. The Lion King still bowling in the

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money at one point seventy five million. I've never seen

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line kingning on Broadway, nor have I seen Gypsy, which

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was fourth with one point seven four to eight million dollars.

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Can you hear? My voice is still no good? It's

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so annoying. I was sick, then I got healthy before

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the trip, which was great, and then I'm an idiot.

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I flew for a four hour flight and a ten

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hour flying on a plane, and I know better I

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should wear a mask, but you know what, I didn't

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have a mask, and at the Oshawai Airport in Argentina

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didn't know how to acquire a mask, so I cowboyed it.

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And now I have this stupid cold and my voice

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still has the fuzz in it. I've been back for

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a week and change and drive me nuts. That's your

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comed news for today. You know I like coffee too.

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You could buy me a coffee, and if I run

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into Pete Davidson, I'll pass your five dollars a long

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and I'll buy Pete Davidson a coffee. I would love

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to buy Pete Davidson a coffee. Pete, I know you're listening.

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Text me one way to sport the show. Go to

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buy me a coffee. Dot com slash Daily Comedy News.

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I will take your money. I will go to the

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National Donus chain. I will order on the app. I

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don't even talk to anybody in all the times I'd

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be like, hey, can I get a large iced coffee

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with caramel and milk? But no, I don't have to

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do that anymore. I have an app. I could be

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completely at the social I drive, I walk in. It's

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sitting there. It says John M on the cup. Don't

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steal my coffee when they get back in the car,

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Buy me a coffee. Dot com slash Daily Comedy News.

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If you would like to program without commercials, click the

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link of the show notes. If you're on Apple Podcasts,

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click that banner there where it says subscribe or whatever

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is that I should check? You think i'd know these things?

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Get out my app? John? Are you vamping because you

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thought the second half of the podcast was a little

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short today? Now why would you suggest that, especially when

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the first half was plenty long. The banner says try

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free uninterrupted listening for ninety nine a month or forty

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nine ninety nine a year after trial. So give it

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a try thirty days. You know, on day twenty nine,

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just cancel it. See you tomorrow.