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Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your Daily comedy who said, Look,
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I've tried. I did everything I could. But if you
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guys are gonna watch Adam Sandler comedies on Netflix, they're
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gonna keep making them. Happy Gilmore I forty six point
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seven million views, slightly more people consume that than consume
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this podcast. Forty six point seven million views in just
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three days. That made Happy Gilmore Too, the biggest US
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opening weekend ever for a Netflix film and Adam Sandler's
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best Netflix debut. So if you're gonna watch it, and
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Netflix is going to pay Adam Sailor to make these,
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they're gonna keep making them. He's not gonna make uncut
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gems too. If you keep watching this crap. People are
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starting to pay a lot of attention to Bill Burr's
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the interview with Vulture from last week on The Good
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One podcast, Burst said specials aren't just special. Some of
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them are transitionals. So someone will be like, ah, I
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really like Paper Tiger, but then Red Rocks wasn't quite
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as good. It was more of a transitional special because
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I was in the middle of undoing a lot of
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stuff about myself. There's specials where you're catching somebody sort
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of midstry. They haven't plent of that foot or where
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they're going to be. So I'm excited about my new
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hour that I'm writing because this one is more of
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my self examination. But my worldview is apolitical and it's
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trying to bring people together. I'm trying to do the
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opposite of what's going on there because I feel like
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we're going to have a civil war if we're not careful.
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When I was growing up, everybody hated the Russians. Now
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people hate California or Florida or New York at Texas
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and it's like, geist we're on the same team. People
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gonna have different opinions. I don't know. I think what
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this country needs now is a leader. At that point,
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the Good One podcast asked, are you the leader? No, no, no,
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no no. I'm talking about politics and this whole leading
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by dividing. That's we're going off for the last few decades.
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It's going to pull a country apart if they're not careful.
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Lever of corruption with all these politicians and how much
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money they're making from the people, poisonou food supply. I mean,
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are they going to hook up with the pharmaceutical people.
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Like your job's to go out here and eat poison
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and get sick by the drugs. Say live long enough,
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make a claim, haven't denied after you paid insurance, then
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die and I've all that dead passed on to the people.
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And I can tell you right now that people doing
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that are not illegal aliens. Bill is not happy with
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Ben Shapiro saying that Burr has become woke. He doesn't
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even know what the word means. His definition awoke. As
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white liberals, they don't even know what it was. They
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just took the word from black people. It's the worse
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thing about our people. Not only we take from other cultures.
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We don't even take the time to understand the definition.
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You want there to be annoyed so you can have
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something to talk about, and then he can make money
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off dividing his own country. Those people treason us what
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they do. The fact is it worked for what his
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goal was, for it to become a thing online. We're
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a certain portion of the right complain about how you're
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woke racist, they're racists. Let me drop the half ass
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impression here, because this is the next point, is that
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Bill Burr says, they send pictures of monkeys to me
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and my wife. They're effing horrible people and their cowards.
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They never say it to your face. There's an ugliness
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out there right now where if you're a racist, if
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you're an anti semi, if you're a psychoanationalist and you
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want a softball interview, there's podcast out there where you
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can get one, and they'll laugh at you for your
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bad jokes and give you the pass. There's a really
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ugly thing going on out there, and we've already seen
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what it destination. It's not the way to go. Then,
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Vulture said, people on the left have been really embracing
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you and sharing videos of you. Burr said, no, it's
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not true, dude, it's not true. It's common sense on
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both sides. We keep doing this stuff where we're like, oh,
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the right's all f and racist, and dude, the left
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is some of the most Most of the left feels
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like if they have a black friend, they don't have issues.
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I'm oud of that. I don't want to hear any
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more left and right crap. They're all e f and nuts.
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Me too. Where it went from people shouldn't sexually assault
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people absolutely too. I don't like where you're talking about
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in your act was nuts. It was McCarthyism on the left,
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and the left is so fed up that the cycle
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right thinks they're in the middle, and they're not. They're
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out of their f and minds. We're continued and I travel, dude,
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and I'm telling you people who lean right and left
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or chill and they're just sitting in the middle. Like,
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when is everyone going to calm the f down? When
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is this going to go back to live and let live?
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People from construction workers to hairy leg chicks with nose
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rings going, hey, I like what you're saying out there
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about these billionaires, because that's the problem. The other problem
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is people make it like it's political, like if you
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vote for this color tie, those billionaires or somehow going
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to grow a heart, and it's just not the case.
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It isn't. That's on the Good One podcast Vultures podcast.
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I'll continue to pick away at that one. Let me
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go forward promote Saturday. Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast
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and I had a long conversation. I haven't checked with Mike.
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I imagine it'll be The Letterman Podcast on Friday, but
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it will be this podcast on Saturday, and we talked
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about all things Late Night. Very good conversation. We wrapped up.
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We'd gone just about an hour and a half and
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I couldn't believe how long we'd been talking. I can
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talk to that guy forever. John Stewart on his own
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podcast was giving Jay Leno some crap, and that's one
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of the topics I got into with Mike Chisholm on
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The Letterman podcast. John Stewart got annoyed at Jay Leno's
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comments about, you know, being less partisanship in Late Night.
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Stuart said, this is them trying to police and create
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rules they would never follow. That's how Fox is popular.
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That's how any of these people, you know, they all
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talk about Gutfeld. By the way, Gutfeld on Fallon Tomorrow night,
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they'll talk about Gutfeld. It's the most popular. I'm struggling
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here because I'm trying not to slip back into Burr.
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I have to remember I'm doing John Stewart here, or
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I'm not trying to do anyone right now, but that
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burricades I'm kind of locked into it. Let me take
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a breath and just try and speak normally. John Stewart said,
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that's how any of these people, you know, they all
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talk about Gutfeld. It's the most popular. He's not popular
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because he's a both sides guy. He's relentless, and after
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a day of watching Fox News and being bathed in
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their very purposeful propaganda, it's a great way to top
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off the night. If you look at the social media
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profile of all the people to complain about the left
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wing bias, they're all right wing influencers. They all make
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their money. Their entire economy is based on how willing
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they are to attack and to fame and to crush liberals.
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The whole thing is bs. Have you met the chairman
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of the FCC, He's like crap poasting Colbert. He's probably
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right now. Want to search for more right wing billionaires
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that can buy out more of these properties, because there's
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going to be an acquisition in Murger Spree for these
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kind of things. Mark Maren had some opinions on podcasts.
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Mark Maron was on CNN, and I'll let Mark speak for himself.
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You know, we were there at the beginning, and it
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is a media that anyone can really do, that can
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thrill their hat in the ring. And I think as
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it's evolved and into video, you know, people have been
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able to set up their own little show business empires.
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So I mean, you know, what are you going to do?
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But it is the way the media landscape is working.
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I look, there's a sort of cultural malignancy to it
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in some ways, but in some areas people are doing
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really interesting stuff.
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I have been enjoying the heck out of a Dusty
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Sligh's opinions about country music Rolling Stone as Dusty Sligh,
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what do you think makes for a good country song?
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Dusty said, sometimes it's a good story, but I think
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voice plays a big, big role. I love a good
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deep voice minus shot right now because I just talked
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to Mike Chisholm for an hour and a half. Dusty said,
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I have a joke where I say, a good country song,
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we'll have you reminiscing about times you never had. And
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I think about that Brooks and Dunn song Brand New Man,
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where he's talking about how basically he's been running around
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while he's women and how he's met a woman and
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changed his life. I was probably eight years old, ready
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to settle down. I was like, I need to change
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my ways and I've never even done anything, but I
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think that's what good country does. Dusty talked about the
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Brooks and Dunn song hard Working Men. Dusty said, I
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love the song and I'm listening and basically he's complaining
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about how he can't get ahead in life. He's working
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so hard he can't get ahead. But he reveals to
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you on the song why he can't get ahead. And
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this guy, this character I feel like they're writing about
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a character, is a guy who's complaining about how he
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never has any money. But if you look at his
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own personal finances, you're like, well, you're spending all your money,
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and you know how you're doing it. Speaking about spending money,
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Colin Chost and Pete Davidson spent it on a ferry.
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The New York Post reported that Jost, Davidson and their partner,
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comedy club owner Paul Atalia Mayo, thirteen five hundred dollars
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to a downtown law firm. That law firm filed a
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lawsuit something something to do with dockage and twing contracts
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from when the comedians and their partner A BoNT the
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original ferry. A source told The New York Post Jostin Davidson,
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we're unaware of this as they don't handle the day
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to day business operations of the Ferry. Out on Amazon
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Prime Video today, The Pickup, starring Pete Davidson and Eddie Murphy.
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The log line a routine cash pickup takes a wild
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turn when mismatched armored truck drivers Russell and Travis or
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ambush by ruthless criminals led by savvy mastermind Zoe played
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by Keky Palmer. As chaos erupts, the unlikely duo must
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navigate danger, clashing personalities, and one very bad day that
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keeps spiraling out of control. The Daily be Sure didn't
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think the movie was good. Their review said, it's been
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decades since Eddie Murphy made an honest to goodness funny
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movie Wait till they find out about Adam Zandler, and
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The Pickup won't break that dispiriting streak. It's going straight
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to Prime video, although in a just world it would
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just be released on DVD and sent directly to a
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big box retailer's bargain bin. This heist comedy is a
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half baked throwaway that's so busy staging third rate action
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sequences that it forgets to concoct a single passable joke. Wow,
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I can't believe Pete day Vidson got the role of
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not Sandler. Most of the reviews I've seen are in
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that vein Late Night are reporting the Daily Show is
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off for five weeks. The Late Nighter has a take.
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I have a slightly different take. Late Nighter says, though
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the timing is shure to raise eyebrows. It sure did
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you know Stephen Colbert and all that. If you're this
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far into this podcast, you know what's going on there.
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Dosi Leidak on last Thursday show said, just to let
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you guys know, we're going on a production break for August,
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which was planned months and months ago. So don't freak out,
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have a great summer, and we'll see you in September
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when we can all freak out together. Late Nighter says
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it's not the first time the show did that. When
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Trevor was hosting in twenty twenty one, they took three
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months off between the end of the Daily Social Distancing
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Show and the show's return in September to a proper show.
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All Right, I don't think that's exactly the same. In
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twenty fifteen, the show took a seven week break between
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the end of Stuart's run and Trevor Noah's debut. I
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don't think that's the same. Comedy Central is filling the
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time slot with repeats of other shows, for example of
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The Family guyd In's Health Park. Now my take here
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and Late Night Er is much more educated in this
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than I am. But my take weren't we told during
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Colbert Gate that the reason for the timing that they
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had to make the decision right then and there was
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because the contracts come up in August for like the
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writers and stuff. So the last show of The Daily
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and then August rolled around They're like, oh, yeah, we're
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on a five week break. So my question is everybody
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being paid for the five weeks because CBS paramount whatever
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they are, skuide ans because the parent company's cool like that.
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your summer. Maybe or are people not being paid for
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five weeks? And if I divide fifty two by five,
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that's around ten percent. And I don't think The Daily
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Show does a show every week of the year. So
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is this like a secret fifteen percent budget cut? Perhaps?
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Maybe possibly, or I might just be talking out of
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my hat. I have no facts. I'm just a guy
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in the basement. Stephen Colbert is going to appear in
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the upcoming season three episode of Elsbeth, which runs on CBS.