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Boy. Second week of April. Already this year is flying. Hello.
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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Parental discretion
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advised on this episode after the commercial break, gonna talk
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a serious subject, right, so get rid of the kids.
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Let's start with Bill Burr. Did you see this video
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circulating on the social media's? Bill Burr was there at
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the Mark Twain Conan O'Brien thing mine in his own
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business more or less the most a canon on a
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red carpet of sorts, and a reporter asked Bill Burr
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a question. I will let Bill Burr handle this himself.
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How about your reaction to Beligi MAGGIONI is reading up
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you know that perhaps you've been supportive of what he did.
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What is your take on that?
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If you were reading up, I don't get you read
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up on it because I said what I felt about it,
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and I said what a lot of people he said
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took it that way? So could you clarify how? No,
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I'm not going to just have some controversial moments you
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can get clicks. I'm not doing that. I mean, I'm
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here to call it. I'm not I'm not doing all
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of this. What are you gonna bring up next to
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the Middle East? I went to summer school three out
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of four years in high school. I'm not qualified to
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talk about this. What are you warming?
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He said about Elon that he was ruining ear if
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I saw in the view, you're critical of him? What
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do you think of all the boycotts, even the violin?
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I don't watch the news. I don't watch the news.
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I have no idea what's going on. I watch Instagram.
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I watch people wipe out on motorcycles. I watch lions
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and hyenas fight each other. This is the things that
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I do. And I don't think you should be asking
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a comedian.
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Your journal medians are on top of current events.
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You're a no, no, that's that's weak that you guys
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passing the buck. You guys need to have balls again,
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which you don't. You guys always goes.
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Should we be thinking this?
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You guys present stuff like that. You guys used to
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have balls. You need to get your balls back. And
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it's not my job. I am a dancing clown.
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Wow, how do you really feel? Bill Awful Announcing was
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checking out the Flagrant with Andrew Schultz. Currently Andrew and
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retired NFL safety and NFL analyst Ryan Clark had been
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going back and forth as Offlin announcing recaps it. Schultz
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had riffed on the idea of Megan Marko cleaning up
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the British royal family and described the Black Girl for
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An Effect as women stressing their boyfriends out and slapping
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them a sidebar, palace intrigue. Wherever you get your shows,
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we talk about the Royal Family. I'm the writer about it.
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Today's episodes about Megan. Megan's Big podcast is out tomorrow,
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so tomorrow is gonna be about Meghan. Wednesday's gonna be
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about Meghan. It's gonna be a Megan kind of week.
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But back to Schultz. Clark had responded to the original
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Schultz segment on The Pivot, claiming that Schultz was racist.
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Schultz sat down for an interview on The Pivot himself
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and acknowledged the joke didn't land as well as it
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could have, but defended himself against the accusation that he
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is racist or the joke is racist. Andrew said the
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joke wasn't funny enough for how much it hurt people
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and their titles over they wuldn't feel about it. I
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just don't like getting into territory of that's how he
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really feels, and he's just using it a smoke screen
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for he really feels. And now what happened is I
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just wanted us to laugh. Clark explained that he believes
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can perpetuate stereotypes and give the audience permission to harbor
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negative views of certain types of people. Clark explained he
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believes Schultz can perpetuate stereotypes and give the audience permission
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to harbor negative views to people that might see that,
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they'll go, well, Andre Schultz made this stroke about black
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women and there were two black men sitting across from them.
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This must be true, so I can go behave like
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he behaves. Clark explained his intention was to use Schultz's
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comments to have a discussion, not to paint Schultz in
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any particular way. Schultz said, I hope that people maybe
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learn more about me and they say that I don't
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have bad intentions for people. I make fun of everybody.
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I hope that they learned that. But I understand that
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as I get there, we're gonna have these little things
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that we stumble across, and people's feelings are gonna be hurt,
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and it sucks. Well. That situation I thought people would
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see is I'm not doing that choke in front of
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two white guys in a room. I'm doing it where
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there are two black guys in the room as well.
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I thought it would communicate that there's good faith here,
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there's no real animosity or that kind of stuff. Joe
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List announced two projects. One the documentary Tom Dustin Portrait
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of a Comedian, also Joe List's fourth special small Ball,
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will start with the four Tom Dustin Portrait of a
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Comedian will hit theaters in LA and New York City
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on April twenty fifth. That'll go to nationwide May ninth.
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The indie documentary is directed and produced by Joe List.
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It offers an intimate glimpse into his enduring friendship with
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fellow comedian Tom Dustin through cannon conversations on anxiety, depression,
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and addiction, interwoven with intimate comedic performances film Key West.
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The film sheds light on the highs and lows of
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life and stand up comedy, and the complexities of a
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lifelong friendship. Meanwhile, small Ball, where can we see small Ball?
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Theaters one night only May twenty first. That's an aggressive play.
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I haven't heard anyone do that. We're going to go
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to the theater and watch Joe List comedy special in
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the era of Netflix, YouTube and even hilarious. You're asking
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a lot there, Joe. I root for you, but you're
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asking a lot there. Day of the week is May
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twenty first, a Wednesday. I have volleyball. I can't make it.
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Small Ball finds Joe List, tackling themes of fatherhood, friendship,
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and the absurdities of everyday life, shortly after the birth
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of his first child. Filmed at two separate Illinois Zanies
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clubs over the course of back to back evenings. It
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is Jolis fourth Special. Liz said, I am so overwhelmed
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with excitement to be releasing both my film and my
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comedy special in theaters across America. Going to the movies
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has always been my favorite thing to do since I
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was a little kid, and I'm so proud to get
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to show these in a cinema. To me, there's nothing
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more special than watching a movie in the dark with
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a strange group of people w come out. Bell discussed
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his return to comedy with The Herald Times Online. Bell said,
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I started my return last year. I'll tell you how
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quick American history moves. I think the conversation I started
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a set with was I think Biden might be told
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to be president. I think for me, the need to
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come back was that my wife saw me walking around
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the house talking to myself and laughing and was like,
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maybe you need to come back to comedy. I really
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thought I was retired. That's interesting. I didn't realize that.
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I just thought he was off doing TV projects. I
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really thought I was retired. But then I realized I
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sort of had the edge. And I've been away for
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five years, which is five years of personal stories to
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tell that I hadn't shared with an audience. Last time
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I did comedy, had two kids, and now I have three.
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So it's like, what's going on in the world, What's
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going on with me? How old is w come out Bell.
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I'm gonna guess forty seven. Answer is fifty two born
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January twenty sixth, nineteen seventy three. A little early to retire.
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You gott at least do a podcast out of your basement.
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You gotta keep yourself busy, trust me, come, I says
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in this era, I really love watching George Carlin because
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it does a great job at balancing where you can
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do this one liner that's amazing, and can also talk
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for ten minutes and not get one laugh and then
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get the laugh at the end. I think there's different
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ways to do comedy depending on the subject. They also
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asked him about Celebrity Jeopardy. Belle said, celebrities Jeopardy is
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always funny because people look at it and go, these
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are celebrities. I don't know any of these people. Well,
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we're the ones who are available. Tom Cruise isn't taking
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a call from Celebrity Jeopardy. You get come out Bell
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and his friends. Okay, I'm gonna do one more story,
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and then the second story here is going to be
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the one that I don't want your kids to hear. Okay,
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so get rid of the kids. But first, while you're
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kicking the kids out of the car, don't kick the
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kids out of the car. That's not a good thing
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to do, you know what I mean. Turn it off,
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hit pause, go in the other room, do something, but
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don't kick the kids out of the car. That's very dangerous.
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Daily Comedy News officially is again kicking kids out of
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the car. NBC is doing a tribute to Joe Rivers
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It's called Joan Rivers, a Dead Funny All Star tribute
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coming to NBC and Peacock in May. Joan passed away
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in September twenty fourteen. The special will premiere Tuesday, May thirteenth,
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ten East ten West on NBC, recorded at the historic
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Apollo Theater in New York City, will feature comedy titans
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like Rachel Brosnahan. Comedy titans like Rachel Brosnahan, one of
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the great comedians of our I mean, come on, you
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can't lead with Rachel there. I'm looking at the press
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release and they went in alphabetical order by last name,
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But you can't have the sentence. Comedy titans like Rachel Brosnahan.
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I'm sorry. Wonderful actress well known for her role in
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The Marvelous Missus Masel, but comedy Titan Carlin pryor Rachel Brosnahan,
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Is that what you're telling me? NBC press release? Come on,
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Margaret Schow, Nicki Glazer, Tiffany Hattish, Chelsea Handler, Neil Patrick, Harris,
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Bill Maher, Howie Mandel, Joe McHale, Tracy Morgan, Patton Oswald,
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Aubrey Plaza, the Comedy Titan Sarah Silverman Melissa Rivers, who
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is Jones's daughter and perfectly wonderful but not sure. Melissa
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Rivers is a comedy Titan, like also Jean Smart and
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Rita Wilson. The performers will deliver a mix of classic
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Rivers singers and modern stand up, and there will be
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musical bits. For some reason as well, I added the
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for some reason, an extended, uncensored version of the special
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premiere at May fourteenth on Peacock. It will feature more
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comics who will be announced later. Good Press releasing here.
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I'll read it verbatim. Given that I'm dead, I assume
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someone will finally decide to honor me. Well, it's about time,
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Rivers wrote in a letter she left for her daughter,
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Melissa Rivers. That's fun. I knew Joan. I worked with Joan.
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I've got Jones stories. I only have good things to
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say about Joan, even though we clashed heads. But I'll
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save those for another day. All right, you got your
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headphones on low. Kids are in the other room. You
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hit pause, they went to sleep. They're not around. Arguably
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this should have been the lead story today. But again,
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you know, this show's supposed to be fun and upbeat.
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It's Monday morning, so I didn't want to wake you
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up with this one. Russell Brand has been charged with
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rape and decent assault on sexual assault for incidents that
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took place between the years of nineteen ninety nine and
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two thousand and five. On Friday, the Metropolitan Police Service
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announced that the Crown Prosecution Service authorized them and to
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charge Russell Brand with one count of rape, one count
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of indecent assault, one count of oral repe and two
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counts of sexual assault following an investigation by detectives. He's
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set to appear at Westminster Magistrate's Court on May second.
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The charges are from four separate women. Brand is accused
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of raping one woman in England in nineteen ninety nine,
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indecently assaulting a second woman in London in one, orally
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raping and sexually assaulting a third woman in London in
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four and sexually assaulting a fourth woman in London between
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four and five. Russell Brand responded on social media. He
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posted on x I've never engaged in non consensual activity.
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I pray that you can see that by looking in
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my eyes. From there, there's nowhere to take this podcast today,
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so let's wrap it up and I will see tomorrow,