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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy news. Bob's Burgers supposedly returns for season fifteen tonight.
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Now I have two questions for you. Longtime listeners know
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the questions and they've thought about it, and they know
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that I'm right. If you're new, let me ask you
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two questions here. One, have you ever seen Bob's Burgers?
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You haven't. I know you think you have it. I'm
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gonna explain why you think you have, but you haven't.
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And more interesting to me, have you ever met anyone
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who has seen Bob's Burgers? You haven't. Isn't that weird?
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So I looked more into this, and it seems a
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lot of people are talking about how Bob's Burgers doesn't exist.
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Some of the theories theory one mass misremembering. Millions of
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people genuinely believe that they've watched Bob's Burgers. Like some
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of you listening to my voice right now, I get it.
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I know you're like Johnny Mack's doing a bit, He's crazy.
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These are false memories. What has happened is people's minds
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are constructing entire episodes from the promotional materials and discussions
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about the fake show. The marketing for Bob's Burgers was
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so effective that it created artificial nostalgia. People remember watching
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it as part of their Sunday night routine, but those
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memories were subtly implanted through clever advertising. Fox was smart.
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They had Joe Buck promote Bob's Burgers, knowing darn well
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after the football game you were going to switch over
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to NBC and watch Sunday night football. Fox doesn't even
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air anything on Sunday nights. They go dark. I know
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you think the Simpsons is still on. When's the last
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time you watched the Simpsons nineteen ninety four. It's a
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big hoax. At least the Simpsons did exist at one point.
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Switch over to Fox tonight around I don't know nine
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see what's on? Nothing. These shows, plotlines and characters have
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seeped in a popular culture through memes, merchandise, and discussions,
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creating the illusion of a source material that doesn't actually exist.
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The idea of Bob's Burgers has spread as a meme,
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with people to dicussing and referencing a show they've never seen,
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but they believe it must exist because everyone else seems
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to know about it. There's also the concept of the
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digital phantom. Proponents of the Bob's Burger's conspiracy theory like
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me will point out to you, in the age of
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streaming in digital media, it's become impossible to distinguish between
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shows we've actually watched and those we've just seen discussed online.
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And then I like this theory. It's the quantum theory.
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Bob's Burgers exists in a state of quantum superposition, simultaneously
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real and non existent until somebody tries to actually watch
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an episode, at which point the show disappears and doesn't exist,
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kind of like Schroedener's Cat, but Bob's Burger's anyway. Feel
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free to discuss this in the Facebook group Daily Comedy
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News podcast group. There's no such show. Have you seen it? No?
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Have you met anyone who's seen it? No. Weird Al
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is coming back. After taking two years off touring, Weird
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Al's embarking on his Bigger and Weirder tour. He's even
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playing Madison Square Garden in New York and the Key
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of Form in La. His last tour was stripped down,
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this time back to normal with all the costumes and
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visuals and fans have come to expect from weird Al. Wow.
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I can't believe he's playing stadiums. I saw him in
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the local theater, which was awesome. I don't know if
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I would go all the way to Madison Square Garden
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to see Weird Al, because going to New York City
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from where I lives a pain in the neck. I
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won't read the whole thing. But some cities you've heard
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of Las Vegas, Boston, Philly, Palmer, Alaska, San Diego, Phoenix,
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LA Nashville. Pretty cool. He remember. John m'laney is joining
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that Simon Rich Broadway production all in comedy about love.
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Apparently it's the new trendy thing. Some people have joined
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Lynn Manuel Miranda. Now he's not a comedian, but you
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know somebody worth mentioning. Lynn will take over for John
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mulaney as the lead once mullaney rotates out. Also, part
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of the second cast will be Jimmy Fallon. Wow. Also
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Adie Bryant, Tim Meadows, and David Cross. Oh. Hankaz Aria
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also rounds out the cast. Wow, that's gonna be a thing.
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Greg Fitzimmons said, Joe Rogan and I started comedy the
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same week we went to Stitches Comedy Club in Boston
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the same week and sign up to do five minutes.
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Then he was dating my roommates, so we basically lived
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in the same apartment. When we first started. The show
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was the Monday night open mic show and it was
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called Comedy Hell. The mc a guy named George McDonald,
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would get up at the beginning of the show and
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his first words were, welcome to comedy Hell, where the
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pipe dreams of a bunch of comedy bozos can sore
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as high as the lights on Broadway, or crash and
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burn in a fiery pit known only as comedy Hell.
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One night we went out and Bill Hicks was in town.
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We'd only be doing comedy year, but he was probably
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the biggest influence on both of us. He was just
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a guy who wasn't gonna budge for the crowd. Boston
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crowds were tough. If they didn't like you, they just
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shut down. And when they started shutting down on him,
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he went, oh, really, well, how about this, and he
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would drag out abortion jokes and they started leaving. Mike
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Cannon's special Traumatized Animal is out today on Christa Stefano's
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YouTube channel. Chris is also the specials producer, taped in
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April at the New York Comedy Club in Stamford, Connecticut.
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Traumatized Animal provides an irreverent, honest look at parenting as
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a millennium father looking to break the chain of generational trauma,
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and an hour jam pack with jokes and stories. Mike
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candidly speaks about his own mental health struggles and love
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for his child and one on the way, as well
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as deep dives in his own childhood while breaking down
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how it is impacted his approaches a father. This is
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a relentless and refreshingly authentic hour of comedy from a
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comedian who's ready to launch. Cannon tells the eight hundred
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Pound Guerrilla News this special means a lot to me
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for a multitude of reasons. I put a tremendous amount
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of work into the material over the last two years,
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and I think comedically it's the strongest and most personal
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hour I've ever put out. I've also managed to make
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it a family affair. Who was produced by my best
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friend christ de Stefano. It's directed by my former podcast
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producer and collaborator, Nicole Lyons. My wife designed the floral
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arrangement on stage, and both my sisters performed the original
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song and the credits. The cast of VEEP is hosting
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a virtual table read in a half of the Democratic
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Party of Wisconsin. Today. The cast will reunite for a
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table read of the episode Create, in which Vice President
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Selena Meyer finds out that the president is stepping down
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and Shield take his place. Juliet's all the Hollywood Reporter.
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We try to find an old episode where President Meyer
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accused immigrants of eating dogs and cats. But back when
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we were making VP, that seemed insane and over the top.
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Staying political. Both The Daily Show and Stephen Colbert will
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air live episodes on the East Coast after the VP
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debate on October first. Both shows did the same thing
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after the presidential debate that week. Colbert doubled his audience.
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Michael ian Black as a substack. Actually, so do I
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I should remember from my substack. It's free mcdeepod dot
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substack dot com. Like in the show notes, mondays, I
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write about music Tuesday, I often write about podcasting. Wednesday,
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I give podcasting recommendations, and then the other days I
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write about whatever I want. I really don't write about
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comedy on there because if I want to talk about comedy.
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I have this. It's not like I'm anti comedy, but
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like it's my outlet for other things. Anyway, check it out.
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Michael ian Black has one like his a lot. He
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wrote about going to the dentist and said, if you're
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one of those people who thinks going to the dentist
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isn't so bad, ask yourself this. What other doctor gives
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you presents on the way out? Doctor does this? Sure,
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pediatricians give stickers, but no other medical profession has to
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bribe their clients with actual parting gifts. No other doctor
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of swag bags your eye doctors and like, thanks for
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stopping by, here's a free pair of sunglasses. No, only
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dentists do this because they know you've been traumatized and
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they're trying to shut you up. That little bag of
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mini tooth bases and toothbrushes is their nda. In fact,
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is a good chance they've killed me today for speaking
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out and going to the dentist today. If I don't
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make it back, you know why. Liz Meely is taping
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her six stand up specials called Space Camp at the
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Bellhouse in Brooklyn. Today. Mike Kaplan spoke to Columbus Underground
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about starting out and said, when I was starting out,
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I would say I didn't know what I was doing.
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I just knew write and perform as much as possible,
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and that's why any idea that I had was precious
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to me. I'd come up with a thousand things, and
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maybe only a couple of them would work, but I
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didn't know I'd be able to keep coming up with things.
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I thought any idea was worth something, I throw it
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out the wall to see what's stuck. I was more
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led around by the audience's reaction, and the audience reaction
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is valuable, but in the beginning I was more acting
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jokes than telling jokes, sort of like, hey, audience, what
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about this joke? And they're like, should you be telling us?
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Through the course of time, I became better and more
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confident in what I'm doing. I'm excited now that I
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know that I don't have to just try everything, see
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what the audience responds to and head in that direction.
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I can spend more time delving more deeply into ideas
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that I want to that I care about, that I
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want to share with people, and do my best to
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attract people to those ideas. Rather than throwing ideas to
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where I think the people are, which is often going
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to be a losing proposition. And that is your comedy
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news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a
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friend about it. They might like it too. Follow my substack.
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It's free. Talked about that already. I host another podcast.
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It's called five Good News Stories. Number five Good News
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Stories and tell you five stories. And they're all kind
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of happy, smile stories, Guinness records, lost animals, coming home,
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quirky things in the news. There was one about an
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suv that wound up on top of a dumpster. I'll
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cut to the chase there a construction worker was mad
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at where somebody parked. If you'd like the program without
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commercial interruption, there's a link in the show notes that
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I'll tell you how that works, all right, See tomorrow.