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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey am Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy and hews if though we had to start with
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some fun today from Nickyswift dot com. It's celebrities who
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can't stand jay Leno. That's right, jay Leno. That guy's
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the worst. He sometimes comments about late night television and
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takes care of his wife. He's just awful. So let's
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take a look at the celebrities who do not like
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jay Leno. We're told Arsenio Hall threatened to kick jay
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Leno's butt. Arsenio Hall back in nineteen ninety two told
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Entertainment Weekly that Arseniol Hall had little respect for jay
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Leno's talents. Reports at the time claimed he was friends
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with jay Leno or Senio apparently said, I have no
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problem about saying good things about my competitors, but jay
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Leno and I aren't friends. And you know what, I
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wasn't annoyed it, Okay, No one put the late night
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silver spoon in my mouth. I earned every drop of mine,
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and I'm gonna treat him like we treated the kid
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on the high school basketball team. It was the coach's son.
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He was there because he was annointed too. We try
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to kick his button. That's what I'm gonna do, kick
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Jay's butt. How that work out ours anyhow? Haul then
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apparently was a Good Morning America and have said. Something's
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wrong with someone who's always surprised about people being upset
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with him. Dennis Miller apparently hasn't talked to Jay Leno.
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Dennis Miller told Entertainmy and Weekly Jay and I were
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good friends at one point. I don't think I talked
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to him again, nor would he want to talk to
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me about the tonight show. Put it this way, they
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want to win really badly. He may recall, Dennis Miller
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had a late night show. The accusation seemed to be
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that NBC was trying to stop famous people from going
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on other shows. Jay Leno said, we weren't keeping people
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off their show. Do we say to guests, we'll give
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you this in that and we have a bigger audience,
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we'll fly you in, we'll pick you up in a limo. Yeah,
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but please, that's the game. Jimmy Kimmel on the list,
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telling the New York Times, I think he turned comedy
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in a factory work, and it comes across just amazing
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how insecure he is. The people who like Leno are
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largely a stupid group. The people who root for Letterman
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of the smarter group. The people who like me also stupid.
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I figure I cut into the dummies. Lopez. Remember Lopez
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had a late night show, Lopez Tonight. Now. I want
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to see George Lopez in concert in Chicago around that time,
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and George was actually like an a hole. Like we
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were sitting in the audience going, dude, you just sound
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like a more and he was flaming everybody. I think
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he flamed Carson. I remember walking out of the show
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and it kind of changed my opinion on George Lopez.
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Did not enjoy it at all. In two thousand and seven,
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George Lopez apparently was on WMX radio and told Scott
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and Erica that he hoped to start a beef with
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Jay Leno, saying, Leno is the biggest two faced dude
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in TV. When I had my kidney transplant in two
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thousand and five, he called me and was the nice
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guy on the phone, and then he just puts the
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knife in your back. It tells you something about Jay Leno.
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If Conan O'Brien is coming to the Tonight show, when
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Jay Leno is still young enough to be the host.
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The dudes like the worst interview were on TV. Patton
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Oswalt on Comedy Death Ray apparently said, you almost want
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to take Leno aside and go, why do you want
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this so badly that this being the tonight show? Because
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you don't do anything with it? Listen, Patton Oswald, Dude, bro,
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Patton Oswald, you ruined Star Trek and I've been meeting
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all week to get to this time out. Johnny Max
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got a beef with Patton Oswald, who ruined Star Trek
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is dug the Vulcan. Patton, did you not put out
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a really famous bit called at midnight, I will kill
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George Lucas with a shovel? And is that not complaining
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about the Star Wars prequels? So you're going to kill
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George Lucas with a shovel for ruining a sci fi
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franchise that you love, So you, Dug the Vulcan can
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understand how I am outraged at you. Tig Nataro, Genius Sheer,
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Stephen Colbert, and any other comedian who is currently ruining
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Star Trek. I digress. Let's go back to j leto.
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Patton said comedians that don't like j leto now and
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I'm one of them. We're not like, oh my god,
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Jay Leno sucks. It's that we were hurt and so
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disappointed that one of the best comedians of our generation
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wilfully like threw that switch off. Howard Stern back in
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the day, the old Howard Stern told Peters Morgan, Jasonsane,
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and Jason Crook, he steals a tremendous amount of material.
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Why don't we all pause the podcast right now and
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google fart Man. And I don't mean the Howard Stern version,
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I mean the National Lampoon version. And then we'll unpause
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and we'll come back and listen to what Howard Stern
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was saying, which includes, he steals a tremendous amount of material.
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Fart Man, he's not fit to scrub but David Letterman's feet.
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Conan O'Brien told The Hollywood Reporter in twenty twelve Jay
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Leno hadn't built any bridges. Conan said, he certainly isn't
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calling me. It's not like he's going to sneak up
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on me and traffic the odds that will both leave
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this earth without speaking to each other. It's fine. There's
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really nothing to say. We both know the deal. He knows,
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I know. I'd rather just forget Rosie O'Donnell said, I've
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been a big fan of ConA O'Brien and The Tonight
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Show's a franchise that has been sixty years with NBC.
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And if you're privileged enough to be asked to drive
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the bus, you just say thank you and drive it
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to the best of your ability. And when it's time
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for them to hire a new driver, you should say
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thank you for allowing me to drive this for as
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long as I did, and pass the keys to the
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new guy with the red hair, not try to flatten
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his tires before he even gets going. In twenty fourteen,
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Jimmy Fallon rescinded the ban on Joan Rivers from The
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Tonight Show. Joan Rivers returned to The Tonight Show and
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fl up to Jay Lenno the Bird. She told Inside Edition,
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the curse is gone to Jay. Well, Jay, twenty three years,
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I'm still here and you're gonna be selling cars. And
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then there's the joke from David Letterman, who had a
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joke about a Law and Order spin off which would
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have been called Leno Victims Unit, which would follow two
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kinds of hosts, Jay Leno and those who have been
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victimized by Jay Leno. I had so many things I
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was going to do today. I didn't expect the jay
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little thing to take up half the show. Let's do
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this one. Keenan Thompson caught up with Men's Journal and
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Keenan started talking about whiskey, and I thought to myself, Now,
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if Jim Gaffigan did this, you would rip it to shreds,
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would you not? Johnny Mack, Yes, you would, so, Keenan,
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it's your turn. They were somehow tying all this whiskey
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drinking back to the NFL. Keenan Roots of the Falcons
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when eight and nine and Keenan Thompson told Men's Journal,
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if you've had a lemon of a season, turn those
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lemons into Jim Beam, turn it negative into a positive,
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and what do you know. Keenan Thompson teamed up with
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Jim Beam for an ad campaign promoting this simple yet
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tasty combination. Boy, if Gaffigan did this, Men's Journal asked
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him before this ad campaign, were you a huge lemon fan?
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Keenan Thompsons said, weirdly enough, I do have an affinity
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towards lemons, like I even wear a citrusy kind of cologne.
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But you know, it wasn't anything that I was intending on,
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Like it's not necessarily my go to because I don't
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even mix anymore but on a nice little health cake
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these days. So I'm just kind of straight up for
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the low carbs or whatever. But I do remember lemonade
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always kind of going hand in hand with great things,
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Jim Beam being one of them. Jim Beam says, thank
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you for the mention there, So I was happy to
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spearhead this new movement for them. They asked Keenan Thompson,
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was there someone who introduced you to whiskey your family
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or perhaps Lord Michaels or I'll throw it, maybe it
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was Jim Gaffigan. Keenan said, no, I don't have a
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whiskey mentor. Are we supposed to have whiskey mentors? Like
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I've got a little here in the basement that sometimes
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on a hot day, I'll pour a little over ice
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with my son. I don't have a mentor, Keenan said,
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I've always been much more casual, but as I've gotten older,
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I like to get into the history of things and
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also the quality of things by doing a little research,
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like we have the Brandy Library here in New York.
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Having gone there and seen so many varieties of things,
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it's easy to kind of get immersed in it a
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little bit. So anytime I'm drinking whiskey, it's nice to
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know the good ones, well, Keenan, other than lemonade. And
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how do you drink your whiskey? Keenan said, I need
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a rock. I need something to soothe it a little bit.
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You know, a nice big rock or even a few
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smaller ones. It doesn't really matter. Sometimes I do want
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several rocks to get a little water in there. Good
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follow up by Men's Journal. Whiskey drinkers tend to be
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very specific about ice. Are you picky? Keenan said, No,
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at home, it could be whatever. It's always nice to
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see when people have curated cubes, like any sort of
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Star Wars themed cubes, Death Stars, anything like. That's always fun,
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is it? And you're talking to somebody who has about
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five Star Wars posters here in the basement, and I'm
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not kidding. We're just a traditional round ball or big
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square cube kind of thing. But at a restaurant, I
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expect some fanciness. Oh this is fun. Who's your all
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time favorite fictional bartender? Keenan said, who did it better
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than Tom? I've seen lots of movies and that was
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a lot of training for him. He really wanted to
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take it seriously. So between that and maybe Coyote Ugly,
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I guess how do you not pick Isaac the bartender?
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I mean, come on, love boat anybody. The only thing
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that would make this better for me was if this
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was actually with Jim Gavigan. Keenan was asked what's the
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perfect snack food to have with bourbon while watching sports?
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Is it popcorn? Perhaps peanuts? Keenan said, I think we
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need to level up. We're in the connected world where
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you could experience so many different flavors. I think you've
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got to get into some charcoutery or something like that
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where you get off a bunch of different tastes on
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a plate, especially in the Master Chef days we're living in.
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I like putting together display then feast on it. Keenan Thomson.
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Do you have a favorite all time guest host of
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SNL that you've enjoyed drinking with? Keenan said. Dave Chappelle
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is great because he enjoys the night as well. He
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doesn't get introverted or anything. It's kind of like he's
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just waking up after the show. He's a great one
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to have a moment with him to pick his brain.
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He's a praiser, so he'll always be giving you props
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while you're trying to give him props. If you could
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have a drink with anyone who's been in the cast
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of SNL, who would it be? Phil Harmon. I'd love
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to be able to really sit down just be around
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with him more than once. I'd love to have been
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able to build an alumni brotherhood with him. We met
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on a plane once and he was so generous. It
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almost seemed like a dream because it was happening in
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the sky. He was so nice and it was just
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kiss met. They were put together on this flight, and
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I say we because it was me and kel Mitchell.
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He got up during the you can unbuckle your seat
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belts now and walk around the cap and time, and
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he just came over to us. We just had a
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conversation for a while. Was fantastic. Interesting tag here Keenan
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talked about SNL Ben Journal was like it seems like
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a party all week long? Is it like that? And
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Keenan said, it's a lot more corporate these days. Everybody
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just kind of comes in and focuses. We're all aware
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of our HR meetings and stuff like that. I think
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we keep it more so for after the show's done,
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kind of like decompression and that is your comedy news
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as it was for today fun show. I like to
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mix it up, especially on the weekends. All right back
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in the morning with a normal episode and then at
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neewon Eastern on Monday the results of Comedy Survivor. We'll
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see who was voted off Comedy Island this week, So
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regular at three oh five am Eastern and Comedy Survivor
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at noon. Easter and enjoy your Sunday Sea tomorrow