Dec. 30, 2025

Chappelle gets Criticized, Segura and Kresicher look uncool on Netflix NFL

Chappelle gets Criticized, Segura and Kresicher look uncool on Netflix NFL

00:26 David Draiman's Open Letter to Dave Chappelle 01:10 Chappelle's Controversial Joke and Public Reaction 02:38 Jimmy Kimmel's Alternative Christmas Message 04:31 President's Critique of Stephen Colbert 05:10 Joe Rogan's Podcast Highlights 06:03...


00:26 David Draiman's Open Letter to Dave Chappelle
01:10 Chappelle's Controversial Joke and Public Reaction
02:38 Jimmy Kimmel's Alternative Christmas Message
04:31 President's Critique of Stephen Colbert
05:10 Joe Rogan's Podcast Highlights
06:03 Tom Segura's New Special: Teacher
07:29 Bert Kreischer's NFL Tailgate Adventure
09:57 Ricky Gervais' Tribute to Afterlife's Dog
10:50 Bill Maher and Larry David's Fallout
11:13 Adam Sandler's Impact on Golf Ratings
11:39 Alonzo Bodden on Las Vegas Drivers and Politics
 


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Calaroga, Shark Media.

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Busy one. Today We've got Chappelle, Sgora Krasier, Sheen, a

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lot of the big names out there today with your

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daily comedy news. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily

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briefing on stand up comedy, comedians, on the comedy industry.

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A sentence you would say if you were trying to

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goose these Spotify algorithm, But we don't have time for

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that today. David Dreamin, you may know him. He is

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the front person for Disturbed. He has publicly reached out

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to Dave Chappelle. David took to Instagram and posted, Dear

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Dave Chappelle, I say this with the utmost sincerity and humility.

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Myself and many other fans of you who happen to

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be Jews are having a hard time right now Israel, aside,

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which I'm more than happy to discuss with you at length.

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You mentioned your words are indeed powerful and have massive reach.

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Jews all over the world are being attacked in mass.

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Would your final joke be quite as funny slash edgy

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if it led to the slaughter of more innocent Jews?

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The insinuations made by you could lead to such evil,

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God forbid, give us hope. Dialogue is always the key.

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World is violence enough. Let's try to diffuse things instead

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of lighting another match. The invitation is open and without condition.

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The joke in which Dreaman refers to is Dave Chappelle's closer.

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I'm going to paraphrase here a little bit for language.

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In the special, Chappelle says, my voice has become more

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powerful than I intended it to be, and I can't

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let these people do me like Charlie Kirk or even

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worse than that. What if these people trip me up somehow,

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quat me and then make me say the things that

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they want me to say, Well, we can't have that.

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So just in case we need a code, it's got

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to be something that I can't say that if I

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say it, you know that these people got me and

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don't listen to nothing I say after those words, But

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don't tell anybody what is. But it's got to be

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something that you know what I mean that I would

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never say, Oh, I know what the code is. The

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code is I stand with Israel. Dave then thanks the

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crowd and says good night. One person on social media wrote,

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Dave crapped on a guy who was killed for public speaking,

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referring to the Charlie Kirk segment of Chappelle Special. Then

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defended Dinny for half an hour and never thought he'd

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lose me, but he did. Hey listener sent me this

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from the Chappelle Reddit. People were criticizing some accuracy in

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Dave Chappelle's special. One of the complaints is about Dave

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Chappelle voting against Martin Luther King Day becoming a holiday.

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The complaint seems to be about Chappelle referring to Senator McCain.

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John McCain was actually a congressman when that vote took place.

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He did vote against it at the time, later regretted it.

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Also of interest, a big part of Chappelle's Closer is

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about the boxer Jack Johnson. As was pointed out by

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the listener and in the reddit, Jack Johnson was pardoned

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posthumously by President Trump. In Britain, every year the monarch

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makes a Christmas Day message and over on Channel four

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they do the alternative message. The alternative message this year

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was by Jimmy Kimmel. Here's a clip.

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I can tell you that from a fascism perspective, this

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has been a really great year tyranny is booming over here.

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You may have read in your colorful newspapers. My country's

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president would like to shut me up because I don't

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adore him in the way he likes to be adored.

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The American government made a threat against me and the

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company I worked for, and all of a sudden, we're

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off the air. But then, you know what happened. A

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Christmas miracle happened. It was September. It was a September miracle.

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But the holiday does seem to come earlier and earlier

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every year, doesn't it. Millions and millions of people stood

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up and said, no, this is not acceptable. People who

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never watched my show, people who were on record saying

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they hate my show, spoke out. They marched. He did

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this all to support the right to a free expression

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of speech. And because so many people spoke out, we

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came back. Our show came back stronger than ever. We won.

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The president lost, and now I'm back on the air

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every night, given the most powerful politician on Earth a

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right and richly deserved bollocking. That's a word, right, I

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used it properly.

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Kim Oll went on to say, you know it's funny

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we Americans are very proud of not having a king.

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It's kind of why we left. Earlier this year, tens

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of millions of US marched protests called no Kings. And

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just for the record, we have nothing against your king.

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his son lives here in the States. We just well,

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some of us just have a problem with the guy

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who thinks he's our king. Kim Oll closed with no

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one knows better than you that were always just a

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little bit late to the game, but we do come

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through in the end. Maybe give us about three years. Please,

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thank you for your patience, but thank you for Spider Man.

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Merry Christmas and happy Holidays. Right before Christmas, the President

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of the United States was on truth social and wrote

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that Stephen Colbert has actually gotten worse since being terminated

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by CBS. Stephen is running on hatred and fumes a

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dead man walking. CBS should put him to sleep now.

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Some people on social media, most notably Keith Olberman, had

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problem with the put him to sleep language. The President

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hosted the forty eighth Kennedy Center Honors. The program averaged

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around two point sixty five million view That was a

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thirty five percent decline year to year. In twenty twenty four,

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when the President of the United States did not host

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the Kennedy Center Honors, that broadcast drew in four point

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one million viewers. Joe Rogan has had some pretty good guests.

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On the Tom Sagora episode, Rogan said, there's nothing nuttier

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than the plaques underneath the President's Have you seen these

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things in the White House they put up like the

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U It's kind of like the Baseball Hall of Fame

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except for presidents, and some of the captions are just

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not presidential. I don't want to bog down on that today,

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but it's like, dude, what are you doing? You're just

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just whoever the next president is is just going to

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have to come in and take this stuff down, Like

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what are you doing? You're just wasting money, and it's

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just it's so immature. Even Rogan has said the White

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House should be more like a museum and feature neutral,

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factual information about the presidents. Rogan said, you can't just

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let someone effing fully swim in it like that. He

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needs a right hand man. Tom Segura suggested that the

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antics were evidence that the president was mentally quote unquote

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losing it. Rogan replied, I think everybody does when you

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get to a certain age. Tom Sigor was on Netflix

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during their NFL broadcast on Christmas Day. Sigor did a

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segment with Michael Irvin and man, is this tryhard?

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I have a new special out. It's called Teacher. It

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covers a lot of stuff. Okay, we talk about family relationships, race,

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not like Steve Bannon jokes, but like fun stuff. You know,

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crazy nights, the stuff that'll make Charles Haley blush weird

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crazy nights, you know, nights when I black out and

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wake up next to somebody who looks like Coach Belichick.

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Things like that. Tom Sigor is special. Teacher is Out.

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I watched it, and I kept noticing the clapter. I'm very,

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very sensitive to clapter. I think there were six clapter

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reactions in the first twelve minutes. I wrote clapter three

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times in the first twelve minutes, and then I posted

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a second time. Six in the first twenty It's not

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a good thing for comedy show. Yeah, so if you're

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new to all this, when you're comedian, you're trying to

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get laughs and sometimes you get applause, which is not hey,

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that was really funny. That's oh, yes, you made a

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good point. We agree with you there. It's not a

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good thing for comedy show. I like Sigora a lot,

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just the special just didn't click. He was a good company,

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nice to listen to, but funny, I'm not sure it

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was funny. Now I'm recording this the day after Christmas,

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and I'm in a really good mood. I mean, it

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was Christmas, we had a fantastic Christmas. I'm not cranky

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at all today. And I'm just sharing that because I

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don't want you to think, like, oh man, he's in

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a mood. He's just negative today. But you know, I

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wasn't feeling the Sigora thing. And then Bert Kreischer was

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also part of the NFL broadcast, and I just watched

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this clip, and you know what, Chrasier is really good

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at this. This is a good version of what this

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is supposed to be. He's very natural in an unnatural way,

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like he's good at TV. But none of this feels genuine,

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if that makes any sense, Like he's just a natural performer.

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But like the whole packaging of this just doesn't feel

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genuine and I watched this and going, oh, I see Bert,

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You're I don't want to use the phrase selling out,

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but your following the money. Here's Burd Krasier on Netflix NFL.

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I am so excited to be here.

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I am about to eat and.

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Drink my way through this entire parking lot. That's my

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goal today, and my goal is to find the two

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best tailgate foods I can find, then take those two

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people march time in front of the stadium where me

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and Anthony Anderson will judge them competition style to find

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our winner. But I got to tell you the real

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reason I'm here today is to let you know my

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new series, Freebird is streaming January twenty second on Netflix.

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We just pump the trailer on all socials. It is

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a hard art family comedy. I hope you enjoy it.

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If you do, set a reminder January twenty second, Free Burk.

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I'm taking my shower off.

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Let's go, Let's go left go.

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So, since the trailer is released, I went to pull

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it and share it with you. It is very rated

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R and I watched it and I'm like, so, do

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you just want to be like dirty? Kevin James is

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that what we're trying to do here. I don't know

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this show. I mean, it seems somewhat watchable from the trailer,

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but I don't know. I don't know who it's for

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this series, because it's going to be too corny for

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the dude brose who want to party, and it's going

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to be too naughty for the sitcom people. So I

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don't know if this will have an audience. We'll see.

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In the trailer, Bert Kreischer is asked the whole shirtless thing,

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where does it come from? And then there's like the

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uptight principal type character whoever the character is, is like,

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you know, you should you ought to wear a shirt.

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Free Birch stars Bird Krascher as Bert Kraser, who sees

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himself in uncharted territory when his daughters are accepted to

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an elite Beverly Hills private school. Then there's a scene

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with the daughters going to the school and people making

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some comments that I find age interpropriate, and I was like,

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I don't know about this. Arden Myren plays Bird Kreischer's

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wife Leanne in this one, and the mother of the

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two daughters. Ava Ryan plays daughter Georgia, who's the target

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of Cyberbilly Free Bird is out to January twenty second.

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We'll see how that goes out. Today on Netflix, Ricky

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Gervais the final major comedy special of the year. We're

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looking forward to this one. Ricky has on veil all

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day statue paying tribute to the dog from the Netflix

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series Afterlife, Vislaura and Tilly, who was the dog that

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played Brandy. A statue of Antille was erected in Hemel Hempstead,

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where the comedy drama was filmed. Ricky explained in a video,

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I'm here to unveil this beautiful statue of Antille the Wonderhound,

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or Antie to her friends, or Brandy as she was

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portrayed in Afterlife, and she's going into the square next

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to the Afterlife bench. So yeah, this is too Anti

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from Afterlife, my favorite co star. She was a very

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good girl. I told her about twenty times a day,

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even when she wasn't a good girl. Sometimes she forgot

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the lines and she didn't have many, but she was

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still a good girl. So you can all come along

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and such her nose for luck. She really is beautiful

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and come and say hello, good girl. Still a good girl.

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Untill He passed away in January at age thirteen. Bill

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Maher has shared that he and Larry David are no

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longer friends. Bill Maher had called out Larry David for

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critiquing Bill Maher's meeting with President Donald Trump in the

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year mar was being interviewed by The Free Press. The

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host asked Bill Moore if he's ever said anything that

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has publicly cost him, invites friends, or anything of that nature.

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Mar said, f yeah, I mean Larry David certainly is

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not really my friend anymore. The sports business journal Will

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shared a report on viewership of the FedEx Cup playoffs.

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That's golf, and they are giving credit to Adam Sadler

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for Happy Gilmore two for increasing the ratings. The FedEx

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Cup playoffs took place just after Happy Gilmore two came out.

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The championship got seven hundred thousand views compared to five

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hundred thousand last year. Obviously, the only person you could

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credit for that is, of course, Adam Sandler. Alonzo Bowden

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was speaking to K and PR about Las Vegas drivers,

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except these drivers, they're kind of fascinating how bad some

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people drive. One day, I saw a truck pull out

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of a driveway and it was a right turn only,

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so he just drove over the media and made it

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left and I was like, oh, we're just making our

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own rules. Alonzo actually had some thoughts on politics. He

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wondered Donald Trump's ear grew back. We're still trying to

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figure out how how did the year grow? Evander Holyfield

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deserves to know how you grow back in ear. As

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for the other side, he said, the Democrats completely disappearing

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is funny. There's nobody who can surrender a fight quicker

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than the Democratic Party. It's amazing. You pick a fight

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and they'll lay down. Send your letters to Alonzo Boden

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and that is your comedy news for today. You have

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a great day.