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Caloroga Shark Media. Hi there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news. Dave Chappelle was speaking to PBS News
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and said, I was talking to a friend of mine
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the other day and we were laughing about how no
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one would really know what to teach a kid now.
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What skill sets are going to matter ten to twenty
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years from now. Is the world becomes automated and everything's
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just changing. I don't know if anyone needs to think anymore.
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The machines are doing all the work for us. It's AI,
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it's quantum computing. Just seems like thinkings for poor people.
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He quickly added, it's a joke, by the way, but
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he did get a little more serious and said, no
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one reads books anymore. It's just so different from when
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I grew up. Amen. Michelle Wolf told her origin story.
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I got a job at bear Stearns in the summer
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of two thousand and seven, a couple weeks after two
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of their hedge funds failed. I was not there at
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the start of the financial crisis. I jumped on the
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sinking ship and it's sink too big to fail, not
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bear Stearns, just the right size. It was more two
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thousand and eight, all the banks were failing. Some friends
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of mine came to visit. We went to a taping
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of SNL. I've always been a big fan. I was like,
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out of the people do this? How do you get here?
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She found out the entire cast had started an improv
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so she signed up for a class. I'd work at
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the bank during the day and then go to an
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improv literally in my heels and skirtsuit. I would do
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improv looking like a business lady. She and some comedy
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minded friends started writing and sharing five jokes a day
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with each other. Posted some of them on Twitter in
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case you're looking for them. She says they were atrocious
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and long since deleted. She started doing open micers and
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then shifted to a part time job, and then her plan.
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I was like, all right, I'm gonna slowly do less
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and less work until I get fired and I left
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my financial career in the dust. By twenty fourteen, she
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was writing jokes for Late Night with Seth Myers and
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for comics like Hannibal Burs. Hannibal recommended her to Chris Rock.
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She wrote for Rock for some of the stuff at
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the twenty sixteen Oscars, her first comedy special Nice Lady
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was for HBO in twenty seventeen, The White House Correspondents
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Dinner in twenty eighteen. Is there anything she considers off
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the table? Quoting Michelle Wolf, she said, I think there
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were jokes where the level of difficulties a lot higher,
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Like if a white person's going to the nword on stage,
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you better have a joke that's so good that everyone's like,
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all right. The level of difficulty for that is extraordinary.
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A lot of people are like, I'm gonna try it,
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and it's like, why, why do you want to try
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it so bad? People think they're being edgy when they're
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just being stupid. Start trek carew in your pat As
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Walt said, you really have to fight for the space
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to observe and withdraw and watch both other people's behavior
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and pay attention to your own. Because it's entertainers especially
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now have less and less non performing time. It feels
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like in order to be an entertainment of the arts,
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you got to be shooting content for your insta, shooting
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stuff for your TikTok. You're performing authenticity. So now authenticity
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is becoming something that drains you. It's gonna be really
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interesting to see how that affects not just comedy, but
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anything where you have to observe life and then reflect
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it back in a unique way when so much of
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your energy is now being taken towards promoting yourself so
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that people look at the stuff when you're saying that
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you're observing reality. He works with a notebook. I'm very
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old school. I have a notebook. I use the classic
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composition notebook with a speckled black and white cover. My
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notebooks are a combination of me writing the beginnings of
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jokes as best I can. I can't sit and write jokes,
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he says, something I'm going to try to do for
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the next album. What I do is I have an idea.
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I just kind of work it out on stage over
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successive nights, and then it becomes a joke. My notebooks
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are all jotted down ideas and clippings of things like
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a picture from a magazine or name I've heard I
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think artists call them a morgue, where you collect pictures
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and images of things that might inspire you or something later.
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So he just collected altogether. It's a weird combination. David
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Cross says, I do not sit down and write jokes.
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I'm just not good at that. I do all my
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writing on stage. Cross says, I've done plenty of stuff
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that is, for lack of a better word, button pushing.
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He was asked if that's fun for him. Oh, yeah,
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I wouldn't do it if it wasn't if it makes
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a set that night memorable and interesting and potentially dangerous.
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I mean, it's live. That's part of the fun of
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doing a live show. During one show, he let the
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audience know that his routine was a work in progress
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and said, by some miracle, all this will turn into
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a good set, a really good set. Once the set
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is together, he'll take it outside of a basement of
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cool people in Brooklyn and bring it to maybe a
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less discerning audience in Kansas or whatever. There's a difference
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between Kansas and Brooklyn, which I think we can all
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agree on. On this particular night, Brooklyn liked an extended
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bit about Charlie Kirk. He got groans for a Holocaust
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joke involving the Nazis co opting Santa Claus. We are
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told another joke quote, boy was I mistaken about what
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a rape kid is? Unquote got a healthy, delayed laugh
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but one about Beast Reality elicited only a middling response.
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Pete Holmes had a conversation with Vulture about his seven
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year old daughter. He said, it's like talking to someone
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who owns a horse, if you're going to talk about
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your horse for five hours, and make sure the other
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person that you're talking to also owns a horse. Meeting
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people without kids typically don't want to hear about kids.
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Pete Holmes says, why would someone need to swashbuckle and
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keep private hours. I'm more in the camp of if
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I could do this job at noon, I'd love that.
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I briefly did It's talk show after conon O'Brien on CBS,
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and I loved it because the shows were always at
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two o'clock in the afternoon. That was proof positive that
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some people visiting Burbank will still laugh at stand up
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comedy even if it's being delivered at two in the afternoon.
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I'd be done at four o'clock, go home, have an
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early dinner, and being bet by nine. It was the
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best on Gossip Corner in Touch magazine reports that podcaster
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Sam Harris has purchased David Spade's former Beverly Hills estate
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worth thirty two point three million dollars, David Spade had money?
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What does Spade have money from? Like? SNL doesn't pay
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that well? Call up Spades, IMDb? Where does he have
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money from? Polis Academy four an appearance in Coneheads. He
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played Scuzz in the animated movie Racing Stripes. How does
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this guy have money? I gotta ask Ai? Hold on hey,
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I says, movies like Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Jodurt, and
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The Emperor's New Groove paid well and some generate residuals.
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TV was probably his biggest paid a On Just Shoot Me,
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he reportedly earned up to three hundred thousand dollars per
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episode in later seasons, How Long did Just Shoot Me? Run?
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And On Rules of Engagement he reportedly earned about one
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hundred and fifty thousand per episode, but that didn't run long. Podcasting,
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he has co hosted the successful Fly on the Wall
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podcast with Tana Carvey. Sure, and the podcast is doing well.
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And believe me, he lives well. But that's not like
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crazy money. All Right, Just Shoot Me ran on NBC
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from nineteen ninety seven to two thousand and three. All Right,
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I guess he's got Just Shoot Me money ran for
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seven seasons and produced one hundred and forty eight episodes.
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All right, so if he was making three hundred grand,
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so he's making a million every three episodes towards the
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end there. Okay, just shoot me if you need something
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to watch today on YouTube, it's Tamson Kelly's Hot Tity
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Bungalow comedy special. You can ask her about. The title
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also Outsiday Brendan ayres a debut comedy special alive and
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well you'll find that on the eight hundred pound guerrilla
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streaming service Guerrilla Comedy Plus told you about that one
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on Friday. I like the name of this company, Joke zero.
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It is a distribution company. They've announced they've acquired Isabel Higgins.
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On a String and On a String will be in
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theaters starting on the eleventh of September. Boasting a ninety
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one percent critics score in Rotten Tomatoes stemming from a
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successful festival run. It'll get a week long theatrical run
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exclusively at the Quad Cinema, New York City before expanding
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into other markets. On a String follows a Juilliard training
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violist as she navigates the New York City freelance classical
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musician scene, playing gigs that often draw her into the
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personal lives of strangers, all while living with her oddball
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family's NYC apartment. Nice job by Comedy Versus Cancer, They've
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raised two point seven million dollars for blood cancer research.
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The event was held at Jazz at Lincoln Center in
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New York City. New York City is having quite the
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summer huh. This year's show featured appearances from Britt Goldstein,
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Hassan Minhaj, Zoner garg, Nick Krohle, and others, and from
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The Toronto Guardian. They have their series where they check
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in with local comedians, Let's Check In with Brea Habert.
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Bret describes her comedy as confessional things you'd only tell
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a priest to your doctor, but instead I'm saying them
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in front of a group of strangers in a dimly
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lit basement and getting paid and drink tickets and chicken
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wings if I'm lucky. Influences interesting. Listen here, Christopher Guest,
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Monty Python, Bernie Mack. See you didn't think I was
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gonna say Bernie Mack After Christopher gust and Monty Python,
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Bernie mac Kilda Radner, Norm MacDonald, Beth Stelling, Michelle Wolf,
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Tina Fey. Favorite comedian growing up. I loved Amanda Bines
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growing up. Favorite comedian right now. I'm really enjoying great
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list here. Josh Johnson, Chris Fleming, Llowe, Radcliffe, Jeffrey Asthmas
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and Maddi Wiener pre show ritual a crisp diet Coke
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with a lime wedge, Scroll my notes app and question
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why I didn't just go to law school. She's promoting
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her debut album, Big Naturals. You'll find that on Comedy Records,
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and she also hosts a late night stand up show
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at Comedy Bar called ghost Orgy. You'll find her at
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at Uncle Brea on Instagram and TikTok. And that is
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your comedy news coming off a holiday weekend. You know
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how the show works. I'm not trying to kid you now.
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Hopefully this week we'll have some controversies. I'm keeping an
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eye on this whole office thing with Gervaise and the others.
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I told you about that last Thursday. Hopefully they mix
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it up and we'll have something to talk about. We
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will see. So we want to do so you don't
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miss an episode. You want to go to Spotify and
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turn notifications on and then it will send you notification
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probably every morning at three oh five am Eastern, which
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is when you want the notification if you're being honest
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with yourself, and it'll be like, hey, new episode. Actually
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it won't three oh five. It takes like seven minutes
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or so to get through the pipes. I've published it
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at three oh five, but it'll probably show up on
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your phone. Spotify is actually pretty quick Apples a little slower.
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Podcast is a little slower than that, but you know
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by three thirty in the morning you'll have the show
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Eastern time. Oh, which reminds me I'm supposed to be
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reminding you. If you would like the program without commercial interruption,
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what you do is you go to Apple Podcasts. There's
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a better there. It says uninterrupted listening. You click on that,
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and then for five bucks a month you get the
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show with no ads. There's a thirty day free trial
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bore you with the details, but the commercial free version
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doesn't show up on your phone till about seven thirty
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in the morning. But again, were you really listening at
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four in the morning. Probably not. I know there's a
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couple of people who do these, A couple people who
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work overnights who appreciate that when the show shows up
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on their phone the middle the night. And I appreciate
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you guys listening. But anyway, if you want the show
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commercial free Apple Podcasts undert Listening, thirty day free trial,
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try it out. Maybe you like it. After that, it
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is five bucks a month and I'll see tomorrow