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Callarogas shock Media.
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You here, I'm shiny Nack with your daily comedy news.
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Maybe I'm just getting to be an old man, or
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maybe I'm from a different time. I don't know. You
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know what's happening in Austin tonight at the Comedy Mothership, which,
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as you know, is the popular club in Austin owned
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by Joe Rogan. The Comedy Mothership is hosting the Comedy
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Dating Show, and the show promises the comedians will quote
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shoot their shot with Christina p for a chance at love. Now.
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Everyone should find someone to love, and you know, I
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wish Christina the best. This just feels soon to this
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old man recording a podcast in a basement. Christina filed
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for a divorce from Tom back in May. They only
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recently confirmed it on the most two recent podcasts, So sure,
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go ahead and live your best life. It just feels
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a little a little soon to me. We'll also talk
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about Amy Schumer tomorrow. She's got a new movie about
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divorce that also feels a little soon. We've got a
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lot of other stuff to cover today. Starvro's Halkius was
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on the Popcast. I spent Saturday sitting on the beach boy,
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Saturday was one of the all time great beach days.
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It was like seventy nine, super sunny, super dry. The
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ocean was as warm as it ever is going to
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get in the New Jersey area, and it was wonderful.
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And I listened to podcasts and the popcast and Stavros
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started talking about one of my favorite topics. The Riod
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Comedy Festival edits here for pacing, and quite many edits
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for language. And this is somewhat a long clip, but
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here's Starvro's Halkias taking the money.
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I kind of understood and understood, but I could see
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a way where these people that don't really think about
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you know, they get a lot of these all and look, oh,
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let's be honest, we're at the top. You think that's
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the most evil place some of these guys have performed.
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You don't think they've gone Northrop Grumman, but you know
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what I mean. Like and by the on record, I
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would never do any of that. But I think when
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you're at the highest levels, you probably you start to
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get a little comfortable with you're evil, because when that's
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where all the money leads, right, anyone is successful, it's
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like there's no you can't wash your hands of this
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if you exist in this society, and the more successful
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you get, the more the closer you get to whoever
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the illuminati is right like, and so I think there's
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a there's I could see how it just becomes normalized.
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It doesn't make me doubt myself at all, because I
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know it was wrong to do that. I don't care
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what those counter arguments are. And I've heard people like, well,
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we're bringing freedom. It's like no, it's like and they're like,
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well we're evil. It's like, yeah, America is where we
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are the we really there's our foreign policy since World
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War Two has what's has been ruining the world. I mean,
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there's no way to look at it any other way
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in my opinion. But I'm just saying like, like, yes
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that I see their point, where, well, you perform in America,
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but it's like, but I'm not performing for Donald Trump
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and his kids, you know what I mean, Like, I'm
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not like.
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And the criticism is that it's culture washing that it
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allows exactly.
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It would be like doing an ice benefit, you know
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what I mean. It's like, like I get that there's
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good people in Saudi Arabia. I understand that, and I
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understand there's people want them comedy, right, and I want that,
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but it's like I don't want them. By the way,
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how many of those people were there really is another
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question I have. My guess is it's probably the upper class.
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But again I don't know. That's pure conjecture. I would
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love it if there was a public.
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People.
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Yeah, and this idea that you could say, no, you
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couldn't say what you tell me, you could say whatever
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the Saudi king was had was more lax than like,
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like you know.
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This was Chappelle's argument.
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This was Chappelle's bit about it was he was like,
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actually I had more freedom there than I did.
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That's not where I can't theovonn.
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Is getting critical of the President of the United States.
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On the This past Weekend podcast, the Yvonne asked, why
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are we putting our troops there there? Being Iran? It
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doesn't seem like we have a real interest. I know,
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there's rumors of weapons of mass destructed. Again, there's rumors
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of nuclear weapons held by Iran. But I think people
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a lot of people feel like we've fallen for that
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trap before in Iraq and Kuwait. It could just be
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the same sort of fools errand again. THEOVONN then added,
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you can send your letters to theovon. Also, Trump, our president,
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said that we would not go to war with Iran.
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It seems that theovugh has noticed that sometimes the president
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says something and doesn't follow through. For example, remember when
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gas was going to be two dollars and fifty cents
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a week ago Monday, Yeah, that didn't quite happen. Vaughan
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was interviewing geopolitics expert Zayquin Jang, which I don't know,
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just makes me feel like maybe THEO was out of
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his depth here. Mister Jeng said, everyone's looking at Donald Trump.
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It's like the war's lost already. Just make peace with Iron,
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just get out of there. And what Trump is doing,
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he's doing taco. If you're not familiar with this, some
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people say taco means Trump always chickens out. Mister Jang continued, saying,
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like one day he's like, we're gonna end your civilization.
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The other day he's like, let's make peace, guys, let's
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just be friends. And the next day he's like, now
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I'm gonna nuke you. Now next day he's like, oh,
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you know what, I didn't really mean that it's just weird.
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Theovaugh said, the war feels pointless and bizarre, continuing our
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theme of maybe perhaps possibly comedians are not the sharpest
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people out there, like it's possible they're not the most
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well educated people, the most knowledgeable people. Chelsea Handler was upset,
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Chelsea No, not this time about Joe Rogan making eighty
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two million dollars. Chelsea was on Kara Swisher's podcast, which
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isn't exactly a podcast for the regular people. If you've
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ever listened to Kara, Kara might be a little out
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of touch with the regular people, but I digress. Chelsea
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Handler shared her concerns about Attorney General Todd Blanche. Chelsea's
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concern is that Attorney General Todd Branch might overturn Roe
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versus Wade. Now here's the thing. Roe versus Wade was
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overturned by the Supreme Court in twenty twenty two. Chelsea
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Handler said about Attorney General Todd Blanche, We're going to
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get Todd Blanch. He's going to be confirmed, and he's
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going to overturn Roe versus Wade. We're all sitting around.
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All these men who have these powerful platforms are sitting
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around and watching this happen to women, to communities that
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you could instead be supporting. You don't have to like
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turn over a whole new leaf. It's just about being
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a decent human being. Well, here's the thing about all
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that the Supreme Court overturned Roe versus Weight in twenty
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twenty two. It was a big deal. You know how
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much of a big deal it was. Jlsea Handler was
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filling in for Jimmy Kimmel and talked about it, as
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I said, comedians might not be the smartest people we
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are political today, Johnny Mack, I know. Bill Maher on
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his program, argued that immigrants must assimilate to American culture
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and accept certain fundamental values like gay rights, women's equality,
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and free speech, saying those principles are quote not white
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values unquote, but liberal ones. Continuing to quote Bill Maher,
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he said, if you want the American dream, you have
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to take the American values. Biden's policy of open doors
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and then Trump's policy of broken windows. Now I'm on
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the page of America doing what it used to do
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so well, stealing hard working, talented immigrants from around the
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world and making them Americans. Bill suggested things have changed,
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quoting Bill again, Now most immigrants still want to assimilate.
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But I have this other attitude of melting pot. If
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you you melt. Look, you don't have to love everything
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about America. We don't, said Bill Moore. That's why yelp
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was invented. But you know, if you do get past ice,
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America is actually pretty cool. We say, you do you
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eat the food your grandma cooked, speak another language at home,
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celebrate religious holidays. We welcome your food, your art, your fashion,
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your first ladies. That's a good joke. But you have
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to answer one question. Do you like Western civilization? Because
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that's what we are. That's not negotiable. Dave Chappelle was
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upset about people. I think Dave needs to start reading
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the contracts when he does shows, because this is not
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the first time Dave Chappelle has been upset about a curfew.
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Sometimes you play a venue and there's a curfew. Dave,
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you should know this because I feel like once the
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summer there's a story like this. Dave was one of
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the attendees at Lauren Hill's Diaspora Calling Festival in England,
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where the headlining set from the Fujis was cut short
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by producers after an hour. Dave Chappelle was upset that
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Lauren Hill's microphone was disabled, as though we're attempting to
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address the crowd in regard to the noise ordinance, quoting
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Dave Chappelle, you're effing up his you turn the mic
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off on Martin Luther king Man, you all fed up.
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I'll never forget this. Tell them whoever's in charge. At
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the end of the show, a message appeared on the
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screen reading, thank you everyone. We're sorry for the abrupt finish.
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As part of our license, we are legally required to
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finish the show at eleven PM and cannot continue beyond
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this time. On social media, He'll said to the surprise
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guests who came ready to rock with us but didn't
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get their moment because we hit curfew, We're gonna have
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to do this again and make sure the audience gets
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all that we had planned for them to me and
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I wasn't there. It sounds like like is there were
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what's the opposite of a curfew? Like are you allowed
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to start earlier? Like it just feels like this was
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just misproduced, Like you know how long ish your set's
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gonna be back time from there? Maybe don't take the
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stage at ten o'clock and be surprised when you can
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only do an hour and Dave Chappelle, calm down, dude,
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just calm down. Congratulations to mega comedian Naprighatzi. He has
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set a Guinness World record what's it for Sean most
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tickets sold for a stand up comedy tour, surpassing the
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record held by who did you listen to the Monday Ups?
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I did from the pool? That's right, Jeff Dunham. Nate
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sold the two point zero one six million tickets, beating
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Jeff Dunham's one point nine to eighty one million tickets.
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But it sounds like Maga comedian Nateperghatzy blue Jeff Dunham
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out of the water because Jeff sold the one point
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nine million tickets across three hundred and eighty six venues
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over thirty five months and eight days. Magga comedian Nateperghatzy's
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Big Dumb Ice tour, and you can tell how much
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going to a UFC fight ont of the White House
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Lawn is hurting Nate's career. He crossed two million after
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just sixteen months and ten days and across only one
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hundred and twenty eight venues and of course, he is
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now the record holder and does not work with puppets.
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Despite going to a UFC fight at the White House
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along the way, Nate broke eighty four venue records. According
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to his reps, I put the spin on the word his,
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as if the reps are lying having fun with you, Nate.
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He became the only comedian to sell out three consecutive
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performances at Nashville's Bridgetone Arena in a single calendar year,
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a feat matched only by comedian Taylor Swift and comedian
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gorth Brook. The Maga comedian was crowned by Pollstars the
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highest grossing stand up comic, with seventy seven and a
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half million reported twenty twenty five alone, and he still,
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for some reason, wants to build a theme park called Nateland.
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I am having fun today. I think it's because everyone
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else is home, so I have the door closed to
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my tiny studio, so there's probably no oxygen in here.
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I probably have carbon dioxide poisoning, which is why I'm
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a little loose. I do want to remind you I
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do host another podcast. It's called five Good News Stories.
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Here's how it works. There are five stories and they're
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all good news. So I'm never gonna come on and
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tell you about like murder or horrible things of the war.
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It's all fun stuff, like lost dogs that return home
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after seven years. We're Guinness World Records. There's a lot
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of those. Just fun stuff. Comes out four days a week.
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It is called five Good News Stories. Wherever you get
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your podcasts, Where have you got this podcast? You'll find
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it there. Out yesterday, Danadute has a new stand up special.
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It's called Yes I Am Falafel Phil. That's out with
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Comedy Dynamics. They waited until late Monday to announce this.
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I don't know why. They were like, oh yeah, tomorrow,
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we're putting out a special, Like dude, release these things,
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like the nice folks behind James Austin Johnson's special. He'll
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have one out August thirty. First. It is called heal Yeah,
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not hell Yeah, heel Yeah, which is going to confuse everyone.
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It will debut on Gorilla Comedy Plus and then be
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on YouTube proper September twenty second at five pm Pacific,
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a very very specific time of release, September twenty second
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at five pm Pacific. In Heel Yeah, we see James
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Austin Johnson performing at a variety of venues, including The
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Den Theater in Chicago, Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco, Zenie's,
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and Nashville. The trailer tells us James Austin Johnson is
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one year no wait one hour to change comedy forever,
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or he will be chemically castrated. There is a trailer,
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and I got to tell you I hate this trailer.