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Callaroga Shark Media very busy for a Sunday. Hello, I'm
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Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Let's follow yesterday's
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lead and try and keep everything light and silly. Christina Pe.
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Christina Pozitski has added her voice to those who did
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not enjoy Megan Markle's new Netflix series With Love Meghan.
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Before we get to Christina Pe, I'll give you my take.
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I was watching it with my wife and I said,
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I think this is kaufman Esque level comedy. There's no
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way Meghan Markle is serious about this thing. This has
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to be a put on. She can't possibly be serious
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about the bees and making candles. I think it's an
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Andy Kaufman level bit, making Megan Markle the greatest comedian
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of our generation. So I plot her for that. If
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you want to hear just entertaining savage reviews of the
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Megan Markle series, check out our sister podcast, Palace Intrigue,
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where we talk about the royals. I'm the writer on it.
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I've been assembling this stuff. When I say the reviews
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are unkind, that's an understatement anyway. Christina p said she's
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an actress playing the part of a human being right now,
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and it's not working. Christina shared this with her one
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million followers on TikTok and said, I don't know what
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the bleep of this show is. The problem from minute
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one is that she's trying to be perfect all the
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time and it reads as phony, as inauthentic and not fun. Megan,
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you just need to be an actress. Just go act
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You're great in suits, but when it comes to being
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a household branded name, you better be that thing through
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and through, otherwise people know that you're being fake and inauthentic.
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She's like, I don't even like honey, but now I
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appreciate it because I see how hard it is to get.
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And then she makes beeswax candles out of real beeswax.
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But she's like, I've never done this before. Yeah, you've
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never done this before, And I can tell. We can
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all tell. Savage Love at Ballas Intrigue, where you get
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your shows, Matt Rife is playing two nights at Madison
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Square Garden this summer. Matt says it's so unbelievable. It's
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about as big as a comedian can get. Realistically, I
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think there've only been about four comedians who've done stadiums
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above arenas, even if it's not MSG. I mean, the
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Toyota Center is a dream, but it gets to Madison
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Square Garden above that it does seem like all the
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bucket list items are checked off at that point. It's
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the most famous venue on the planet stadium wise. Bill
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Burr has definitely played Fenway Gable, Glacias has definitely played
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Dodger Stadium. Larry the Cable Guy has played a football
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stadium in Nebraska. I'm sure I'm forgetting others, and you
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can remind me in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News
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podcast group. Rife says it's actually not the first time
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he's played MSG. I opened for Dave Chappelle on his
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fiftieth birthday and I got a taste of it. I
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was like, Wow, this would be unbelievable to do on
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my own someday. Here we are, two years later, actually
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making it happen. I'm stoked. New York City has always
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been good to me. A mecca of stand up. Riife
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talked about arenas versus smaller theaters and said I can
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do the same kind of show in a three hundred
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person comedy club as I do in a twenty thousand
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seat arena all time out there. I would think the
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likes of Jim Gaffigan would disagree on that, And I
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remember quoting Jim on something like that maybe two weeks ago,
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and Jerry might disagree. I'm not a performer. I don't know.
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Riife said, that's kind of what I pride myself on,
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being able to take the same kind of performance, same
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type of show, and same energy that's relatively intimate to
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such a big room. Yes, there's fifteen thousand plus people there,
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but it just feels like we're hanging out at one party.
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Some comedians can sometimes step out of their comfort zone,
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but me, just people there. The energy in an arena
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is miraculous. Man. I don't know how it's to describe it.
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It's incompet it's to be the same adrenaline rush is
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when someone catches a game winning touchdown. It's so much
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fun and you could feel everybody having fun. It's like
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getting hit with a blast of positivity, which I imagine
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is the same description an adult film star would give.
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Rife welcomes newcomers, and he was asked what they can expect.
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I guess it would be context and more context. Comedians
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never want to give away too much online. That's why
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I post so much crowd work, because there's such unique
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instances that are never going to be duplicated. That's what
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unique is. Yes, I'm a language snob when it comes
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to unique, I highly doubt I'm ever going to see
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that person again. I'm never going to be in the
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same circumstance and the same venue again and never hear
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the same story. So it's almost like a little this
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is kind of what's happening at the show. If you
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come to the show, you're gonna get an hour of material,
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you're gonna get interactive experience as well. I'm most likely
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gonna talk to somebody and have a fun interaction there
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and again, going back to the energy, Yes, we're all
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entertained sitting and staring at our phone all day thinking haha,
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that's funny. But to actually sit there and experience and
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be part of it, it's physical experience as much as
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mental and emotional. For anyone who has never been to
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a comedy show before, it's the same as going to
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music concert. No, it's not. You gotta hear your favorite
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musician live. We'll keep an eye on this one. Kevin
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Hornt's Bridgeport show was canceled for an unknown reason. Kevin
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Hart was supposed to play the Total Mortgage Arena in
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downtown Bridgeport on March twelfth. Ticketmaster said the event organizer
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has had to cancel. Kevin Hart never afraid to take
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a gig. He likes to work. He's got a new
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animated series because of course he does. This one is
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called Lil keV. Not the most original idea here at Kevin.
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I feel like Chris Rack has done this before. The
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series is set in nineteen ninety three in North Philadelphia
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and follows twelve year old Kevin Hart, who's wilder man
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and unshakable optimism constantly collide with his neighborhood's harsh realities.
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Kevin Hart stars as Kevin Hart. Wanda Sykes stars as
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Kevin Hart's hardworking mother Nancy, alongside Dian Cole, who stars
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as Uncle Richard Junior, Nancy's formerly incarcerated younger brother. The
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show blend's comedy and satsire while tackling real life issues.
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Lil keV is the first original animated series for b
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et plus, and if you visit beet dot plus at
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a big long url, you can watch episode one. Here's
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the story I bumped yesterday because it was political and
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we weren't doing that yesterday. Lewis Black spoke to Dailycommercial
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dot Com. Lewis is not happy with this whole do
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g Elon Musk thing. Lewis has only twenty percent of
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our workforce in the federal government comes from Washington, d C.
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And I've said for a long long time that I
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worked for the federal government for the Appalachian Regional Commission.
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My father worked for the federal government as an engineer.
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He went to work, he did his work, He built
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c minds, and he helped make defensive weapons. Right says
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his father didn't sit around going gee, I wonder he
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did his full day's work. Jobs are important to people,
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gives their lives. Meeting at about ninety five percent of
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the people who work for the Feds. It's what they
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do and they love what they're doing. But they're being
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treated as if they did something wrong. And DOGE has
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no proof except for the fact that they think they
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need to cut them out. Don't act like because you
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work in the private sector, holier than now. And this
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is where normally there's a print interview. I'd get into
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a lot of profanities. Lewis said, the job cuts don't
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make sense. You know we're lowering the taxes for rich people.
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I mean, this isn't brain surgery. There is a comedic
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musical artist out of the UK. I'm not sure how
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they pronounce the name of their band pay attention here.
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I think is pronounced kont in the Gang ku n
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and another letter I always pronounced kunt in. The Gang
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have released a new song about the ailing Pope. It
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is called Is the Pope Gonna Croak? And I'm recording
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this on Friday afternoon. Hopefully the Pope has not passed
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away between me recording this and the sentence personally, I
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hope all people live a long life, and I will
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mention for the second time in three days I'm of
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the Catholic fate anyway. Is the Pope Gonna Croak underlines
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the fact that the Pontiff is not made of magic
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and someday, like all of us, he will pass away.
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And like I said, hopefully not between Friday and meeting
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recording this. Let's see what's happening at south By Southwest
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on a Sunday four o'clock improv for Humans with the
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best improvisers in the universe. All right, who were the
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best improvisers in the universe? They are, apparently James Adomian
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Anthony Tamnwick. Those are two good choices. Matt Besser, great choice,
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Lisa Gilroy, great choice. Yeah, anybody else, you know, if
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we want to challenge their premise that these are the
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best improvisers in the universe. So there are other good improvisers.
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Wayne Brady always seem pretty good to me at it.
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Who else would you add? Facebook group, Daily Comedy News
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podcast Group. Five o'clock The Comedians Comedian is recording an
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episode with Scott Ackerman. At six o'clock, The Stand presents
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WITS Live at south By. WITS is this new comedy
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network that got a lot of press earlier in the week.
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Kudos to their pr people. They announced some podcasts and
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just every media outlet picked it up. Personally, I think
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the reaction was oversized to what was actually announced, but
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that's neither hearing her there. Congratulations to them. They've got
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a Sunday night slot at south By, and on this show,
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Joe DeRosa, Sam Jay Ian Lara and TJ. Miller. Also
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at seven o'clock, The don't Tell Comedy All Stars. Now,
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I had this question. Normally, don't tell comedy doesn't tell
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us where the show is, that's what it is. But
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this one is at the creak of the cave at
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seven o'clock and I even know who's performing. It's Greerborn's,
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Drew Dunn, Megan gilly Opi Olagbaju, and Laura Peak. Now, guys,
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that's not what don't tell comedy is. This is the
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opposite of don't tell comedy. This is tell comedy, which
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is a hack joke, but it is the proper joke
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to make in this circumstance, despite it being hack. Eight
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o'clock Bonnie McFarlane, None of This is Real, says parentheses
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stand up comedy special. What does that mean? Let me
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click on it. Join award winning comedian and writer Bonnie
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McFarlane for an exclusive live taping of her new comedy
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special None of This Is Real. On the bill, Rich Voss,
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Drew Dunn, and on a McFarlane. Pretty busy for Sunday Night.
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A lot of times Sundays are Debta Comedy festivals, Allegian
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Knight's at X at nine o'clock. Chad Dommiani Christina, Catherine Martinez,
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A porn A Naturla, Natalie Palaminez, Nick Fune, Melissa Via Signor.
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I like that line up a lot. I would go
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to that. The description spend the night with comics and clowns.
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We love as we bring the Allegians eponymous variety show
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on the Road Legion Night's launched late in twenty four
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at the opening of The Allegian's new room, The Vault,
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at ten o'clock a live comedy event called Would You
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Bang Him? Rich Voss and Barney McFarlane. This hilarious mock
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game show features a lineup of male comedians delivering quick
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sets to a panel of female judges, who then answered
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the question would you Bang Him? I love it? Reggie Conquest,
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Drew Dunn, Punky Johnson, Jay jorden Ian, Lara vonn Ay, McFarlane,
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Caitlin Plufo boy, She's every roll of a sudden, Rich Voss,
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Maddy Wiener. That sounds like fun. And at eleven, the
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super Good show they have. I think it's AI or otherwise.
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It's a stylized photo of what a comedy audio might
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look like. It just looks so fake. Whatever generated it.
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This is a stand up comedy show that is advertised
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love the description on it. Alex English, Lynn Cobletz, Pete Lee,
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Maddy Wiener, Godfrey all right, I haven't done this in
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a while. I'm gonna do, though, what if we were there?
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What would I make you go to? Let's see at
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four o'clock we're absolutely hitting Matt Besser. That'll take us
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to five point thirty, so we're gonna miss Scot Ackerman. Boy,
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that's a shame six o'clock show, Let's skip that and
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go to Let's see, Let's do Don't Tell at seven.
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Then we'll grab a beverage and do would you bang him?
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At ten? And I'm old, I can't stay up for
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the late show. I'm going to bed. You can solo
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on that one. And the Sydney Comedy Festival has announced
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their lineup. Now, if you've been listening for a few years,
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in April, you're going to hear me really deep dive
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on the Sydney Comedy Festival. I like to see what's
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going on down there and share some different comedians so
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you know we're not every day going Hey, Bill Bird
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did this and gafficated that it's fun to talk about
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other people, So I personally really really enjoy spotlighting. The
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Sydney Comedy Festival back for its twentieth anniversary, three hundred
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and forty shows from April twenty first to May eighteenth,
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a lot of good content. In the second half of
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the podcast from Me, Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss kicks things
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off with the festival's first one Night Stand, a Sydney
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exclusive show at the Sydney Opera House. That's Thursday, April
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twenty fourth. New for twenty twenty five is the Sydney
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Comedy Festival Comedy Crawl, where audiences move from bar to
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bar for surprise sets and surprise venues. That's fun. Also
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breakouts a mentorship program supporting formergent comedians Alan Fang, Frankie
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rouse Thorne, Toby Barone and Stella Wu as they developed
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new material with industry professionals. That's fun. Highlights from this
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year's lineup, says the press release. Ozzie Sallen includes Rhys Nicholson,
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comedy legend and star of RuPaul's Drag Race down Under.
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Let's see the viral Filipino Australian podcasters, The Cheat Coders,
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Mexican Australian comedic wrestlers Lucha Fantastica Love It. Some Internet
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national acts include Brazilian comedian Fabio Rabine performing in Portuguese,