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Hey here, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
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Back in the basement. Back to normal episodes and no
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more pre tapes. Let's catch up Stephen Colbert. The night
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after his show ended, he returned to television. Did you
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see this? He showed up on public access television he
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hosted only in Monroe, a community access program in Monroe, Michigan.
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Here's Stephen Colbert.
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Hello, Also welcome, It's time for another edition of on
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LIA Monroe. I'm your guest host Stephen Colbert. Long asime
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viewers of OLYA Monroe may remember that back in July
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of twenty fifteen, I filled in for the usual hosts
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Michelle Bauman and Kailanie Ray Rafco Wilson. Still not sure
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how many people that is since I was last here
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in Monroe, Michigan, and I spent eleven years as the
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primary host of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS,
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which came to an end last night. It's been excruciating
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twenty three hours without being on TV. So I am
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grateful to be able to be here on Monroe Community
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Media before they also get acquired by Paramount. Truly a
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joy to be back in Monroe, Michigan. I had such
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a great experience the last time I was here to
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take a micha gander, that I just had to come
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back Michigan. Plus, legally speaking, Monroe is the only place
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in the world where you can make the show only
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in Monroe. It's just like how champagne must be made
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in France's Champagne region, or Milwaukee's best must be made
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in Milwaukee by drinking an actual beer and then peeing
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it into a can. Are they sponsors?
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Only in Monroe? Covers the happenings of Monroe, a town
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of about twenty thousand people roughly forty miles southwest of Detroit.
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The show's regular hosts Michelle and Kai where his first guests,
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Jack White, who grew up and Detroit, served as the
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musical director, playing songs on a boombox. Stephen called Byron
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Allen and got him on the phone. He made an appearance,
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and so did Eminem Eminem, also from Michigan. Steve Bushemi
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made a cameo and what he called a public service
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announcement for a local restaurant, Buschemy's pizza and subs no relation.
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Colbert Taste tested Monroe style chili dogs and made peanut butter,
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potato chip and barbecue sauce sandwiches with the actor Jeff Daniels,
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who lives in Michigan. This is pretty elaborate to have
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happened the night after the Late Show wrapped up. Now. Interestingly,
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Colbert has hosted Only in Monroe before, he hosted it
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in twenty fifteen, a few months before taking the Late
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Show over from David Letterman. That time, he also interviewed
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the host of Only Monroe and had Eminem on the show,
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who he called a local Michigander who was making a
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name for himself in the competitive world of music. So
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how did CBS react. They put up takedown notices and boy,
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they just looked so petty and lame, and people made
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fun of them on the internet. I don't think anybody
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at CBS cares about anything. It was also last week
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the last broadcast of CBS News Radio. H boy, CBS,
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what have you done to your brand? So as soon
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as Only on Monroe showed up on YouTube social media,
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onlookers noticed that Paramount Skuidance, the parent company of CBS,
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and I will point out Star trek Ruiners, had issued
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takedown claim citing breach of copyright. CBS had to react
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to this. A spokesperson told Variety Stephen Colbert's return to
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Monroe in the Only on Monroe episode was financed and
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produced by CBS Studios and was posted on Stephen Colbert's
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YouTube channel in collaboration with Monroe Comedian Media and the
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Late Shows YouTube channels. As is our regular practice, we
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send copyright notices to unauthorized websites that post copyrighted content
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from CBS and our network slash studio talent, such as
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Stephen Colbert. The network set had decided to waive further
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enforcement of what it called a standard industry practice. The
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series finale of The Law drew six point seven to
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four million viewers on Thursday night. That is up from
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the Q one average of two point six nine million viewers.
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When Colbert premiered in twenty fifteen, he had six point
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five to five million viewers that night. Times have changed,
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but as a comparison, the final episode of Late Show
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with David Letterman drew thirteen point seven to six million viewers.
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In a Facebook group, a regular contributor Dylan asked he
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was curious what I thought of the finale, and I
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don't think anything of it. It just had no impact
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on me. You know, it's clearly a big thing, but
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like Colbert's entire tenure on The Late Show, I didn't
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watch it, didn't hate it, wasn't interested in it. And
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again you hear me host the show every day. I
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clearly like the idea of Late Night. I'd probably seen
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fallon I don't know twice Kimmel. I don't think I've
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ever watched an episode of Kimmel. Maybe I've clearly seen
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clips and excerpts, but I don't think of that actually
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ever put Kimmel on. So Colbert, I mean I watched
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the clips while I was in London. I had taped
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the whole thing on the DVR, and like, I don't
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even feel motivated to watch the whole thing, Sorry everybody.
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So yeah, and from what I'm seeing online, people were
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just kind of like, yeah, it was okay. Speaking of London,
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the Times of London put out this headline why Maverick
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comedian Tim Dylon is the new Stephen Colbert. I want
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to say, tap the brakes, but they may have a point.
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Their subhetter. As the Late Show host makes his eggsit
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a new crop of comics. It's poised to replace him
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with a modern brand of humor fit for the Internet age.
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They recapped a recent Dylan episode. I listened to a
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few episodes of Tim on the Plane. I think the
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show's not quite as good as it was two years ago,
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but it's still When Tim's on, he's on. I just
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find that he's on less often. The Times rights for
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this episode. It was not a late night talk show monologue.
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It went on for an hour, seemed to come straight
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off the top of his head, and was posted on
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social media rather than broadcast on TV. Donnie Zoldan, I
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know Donnie. I know him personally. He owns stand up
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in New York. He's quoting this thing he said. The
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Daily Show, they do their take. Bill Maher does his
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thing every week, John Oliver does his thing. Tim Dillon
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does it his own way. It's quite different from anyone else.
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Jeffrey Cole as an upcoming book called Disruptors at the
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Gate colds all the times younger people aren't watching late
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night TV. They may see clips on YouTube. Cole said,
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we know the traditional format hasn't worked on streaming yet.
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Chelsea Handler did a show similar to her talk show,
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it didn't work. The article also name checks the Apple
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TV version of The John Stewart Show. Cole said, we're
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going to see innovation, but it's gonna have to be
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something different than just the band and the Johnny Carson studio.
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Just having a band is probably three million dollars a year.
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The article also quotes Jimmy Kimmel from last year's Bloomberg
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screen Time conference, where kim Will talked about YouTube and
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said YouTube pays nothing. YouTube gets to sell it and
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keeps half the money. It's quite a deal for them.
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It really is. Coming up later this week is good
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Night with Ben Gleib on YouTube. Bill Carter said of
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Glebe show, it will have a band and we'll have guests.
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It'll be on YouTube. They're saying, we think there's life
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in the genre. They have an audience that's growing enormously.
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I think it's of the viability of doing a show
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that is topical. Chelsea Handler not the most popular person
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these days. The headline Chelsea Handler faces backlash after criticizing
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racist jokes at Kevin heart Roast mentioned this the other
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day while standing on a street corner in Scotland. By
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the way, shout out to Ryan. Ryan lives in Edinburgh
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and is a listener and when he heard me on
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a street corner, he reached out to me invited me
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out for a drink and I wish the show was
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live because I was already back in London by the
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time I got the email. But Ryan, thank you was
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great connecting with you on the side, and if I
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make it up that way again next year, I will
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definitely reach out to you. I was in London for
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a podcast conference last week and I shot up to
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Scotland for the day on Friday. Most people like are
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you insane? And like, I, look, I've been to Australia
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and I've been to Antarctica. A four hour train ride
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with Wi Fi does not scare me. Chelsea Handler had
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called out Shane Gillis and some others for their jokes
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at the Kevin Heart roast. Chelsea apparently completely unfamiliar with
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what as is. She was on Dion Cole's podcast with
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the just terrible hackey name funny knowing You, get it,
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get it. See it's you know, it's funny knowing you
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and it's comedy and it's a Dion dude that is
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a terrible name. Let me read this sentence verbatim quote.
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Handler called Gillis's lynching joke, Kevin is so short you'd
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have to lynch him from a bonside tree. Worse than reap.
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That's right, that joke is worse than reap, according to
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Chelsea Handler. Chelsea Handler told Dion Cole she'd received messages
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on social media about Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliff from
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their alleged former partners. That's interesting. Handler was asked what
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these is alleged former partner said, Andler said, just everything.
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We know that they're racist, that they're bigots, their sexist.
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Gillis had told The Hollywood Porter, this is a big
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moment for Chelsea. I'm glad she's capitalizing. Good for her.
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We're all rooting for her anyway, Come see me. July seventeenth,
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at the Football Stateium in Philly, there was a New
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York Post opinion piece, and that columnist Kristin Fleming took
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a shot at Chelsea Handler a q Chelsea Handler of
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trying to become quote, the new white savior who speaks
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for all black people. Fleming's theory is that Handler felt
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upstaged and wrote the abrasive abortion enthusiast has deputized herself
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the head of the joke police. How rich is that?
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Fleming then added that Chelsea's shtick about being a liberated motherless, alcoholic,
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loose lady is getting old. Comedian Steve Byrne weighed in.
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Steve burn said, I personally know Shane and Tony aren't racist.
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In fact, I don't think Chelsea's racist. Sure, she's got
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a long history of promise. Quie in Affinity for Day
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Drinking publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of antidepressants,
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rumored to be awful to work for or with, has
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a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching
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down in her comedy, never been married and had kids
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and lives alone in her fifties. Had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein.
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But come on, gang, she's not racist. Wow, And we
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are long this morning and especially during quiet week, But
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I've got more controversy for you. Robbie Hoffman hit with
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backlash over controversial comments about Celiac disease. Robbie Hoffman went
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on Alex Cooper's podcast. Cooper proposed a game in which
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she would give Robbie Hoffman a scenario, and Robbie Hoffman
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would decide whether it qualifies as great or deserving of jail.
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The topic went to people who are allergic to gluten.
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Robbie Hoffman apparently said, quote, is it real, Like I
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want to see the outbreak? I want to pick up
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a role. We're having roles tonight, just a bag of rolls.
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I don't care if it's the Hawaiian roll, whatever role. Okay,
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I don't care if it's a dinner roll. Butter it
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up and let's see. Hoffman then explained she expects a
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person with Celia Act disease to have a reaction similar
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to Will Smith in the two thousand and five comedy Hitch.
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Hoffman said, if it's not Will Smith blowing up in Hitch,
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I don't know. Alex Cooper agreed, saying it does seem
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kind of recent. No one was allergic gluten in our
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classes growing up. Hoffman said, it's just I got to
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see everyone is suddenly celiac by the way they're coming
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for us, And fine, I believe you. I'm also joking.
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That's what I want to know with these people. Is
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it an analogy or preference in case you don't know.
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Celiac disease is an autoimmune condition where the immune system
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reacts to gluten, sometimes causing damage to the small and testin.
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I can tell you it is real. One person on
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social media wrote, really loved the part where Robbie Hoffman
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says the disease destroying my intestinal lining isn't real.
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Gossip Conna whispers in the street, Gossip con probably repe
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gossip Conn where the rumors meet with Johnny Mack.
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It's always a tree.
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Gossip Connor Wlis Business tree, Gossip Cone, probably gossip cone
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where the rooms meeting with Johnny macsoll in the tree.
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Kevin Hart spotted in Las Vegas over a Memorial Day weekend.
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TMZ says Kevin and wife we're living it up at
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the Omnia Day Club, Las Vegas. The couple was spotted
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leaving the wind before making their way over to Caesar's Palace.
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DJ Fisher had the place going nuts with booming party tracks,
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drinks flowing NonStop, and crowds packed shoulder to shoulder. TMZ
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says Kevin was super friendly with fans, chatting and happily
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interact with people who came up to him. Meanwhile, Adam
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Sandler being spotted a lot in Vancouver. Dwayne Notice is
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a guard playing for the cebl's Vancouver Bandits. He also
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co hosts the Scene DMS podcast. He said, after practice,
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our president Dylan Kolar came over to me. He was like,
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I actually got invited to this run with Adam Sandlor,
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but I can't make it, and he asked me that
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you want to do it. It's right now. I sped
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over and when I went there, it was pretty cool. Man.
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Notice then teamed up with a dramatic actor, Adam Sandler
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for a three on three run around. Notice said, Sandlor
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has a high IQ. He's throwing me lobs, He's throwing
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me bounce passes, he's throwing behind the back passes. He's
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funny man like, he's got a real nineties baller in him.