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Caalaroka Shark Media. Hey my voice is back. Hello Johnnie
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Mack with your daily comedy news. Now I'm supposed to
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lead off with like whatever the biggest name is. That's
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how this is supposed to work. But I'm gonna indulge
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myself here because I'm really excited. Netflix has announced a
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January second premiere for Kunk on Life. I don't know
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if you watched Kunk on Earth. It was my favorite
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thing last year. British comedian Diane Morgan is returning to
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Netflix in January with Kunk on Life, a new one
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off special I wish we were getting like ata Those
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centered on her comedic documentarian character Filimina Kunk. The Specialties
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Kunk returned with her most ambitious quest to date, venturing
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right up to the universe and everything to examine life itself.
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The tagline what's the point of it all? Is a
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question humans have been asking themselves since the dawn of time.
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But as we cling to our dying planet, working around
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the clock while we're slowly being replaced by machines, Now
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that's funny. Now, more than ever, people are desperately looking
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to make sense of their lives before or someone invents
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a computer that makes sense of it for them. Seriously,
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if you haven't watched Kunk on Life, it's on Netflix.
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It is hilarious and there's a recurring bit that just
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gets funnier and funnier and funnier. I loved Kunk on Earth.
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Conk on Life, we'll see Fillamina tackle some of the
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most complex concepts to ever been discovered, including quantum physics, existentialism, nihilism, hedonism,
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and at least four other isms. I just learned there's
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something called Kunk on Shakespeare. I will have to find
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that on YouTube somewhere. There's also Kunk on Britain or
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something like that that's on YouTube that I've watched. Anyway,
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I'm a big fan and I'm excited to see that
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Kunk is coming back. SNL has announced two more hosts.
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Now this week you get Paul Meskel from Gladiator two.
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We already knew that December fourteenth, Chris Rock will host
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for the fourth time. December twenty first, Martin Short not
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bad there. Nate Berghatsey announced a world tour which was
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just horrific. If you were trying to put together a
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comedy podcast today, were you to use Google and type
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in the word comedy or comedian. You were bombed by
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every headline being Nate Pergetzi to play the whatever arena.
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It was very hard to get rid of all the
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Nate stuff today and find things to talk about. Geez,
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Nate's pretty busy. He's got his Lorne Michael's produced a
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CBS Christmas special on December nineteenth. Your friend Nate Bergetzy's
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coming out on Netflix December twenty fourth. Did we know
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that date there? I feel like that's news to me. Huh. Interesting.
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He's also working on a film called The Breadwinner, and
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he's got that book coming out next year. The tour
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is sixty six dates, including stops in North America, Europe,
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in the Middle East. The tour opens in Oslo. Now
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I'm gonna check here. I've got a little document here.
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If I knew this, I would have placed it in
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the December twenty fourth folder. No, I don't have it there.
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Interesting is that news? I guess this has been out
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there from October ninth, right. I'm forgetful sometimes anyway, your
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friend Nate Bergetzi Christmas Eve. I got news for you, Nate,
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that's not making the end of the year top whatever
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specials of the year, because Jenny Max's pre taping that one.
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At least I'm waiting to like December twentieth or so.
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A lot of these lists come out like December first.
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It's like, hey, guys, we're skipping a whole month here. Anyway,
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I digress. Joe Rogan, he's making a lot of headlines lately.
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He weighed in on this old Jamie Fox conspiracy thing.
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Did Jamie Fox accuse Diddy of poisoning Jamie causing Jamie's
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health scare? Jamie apparently says this in his Netflix special,
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which is out next week. People at the taping think
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Jamie was joking. Joe Rogan on his podcast said, Jamie
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Fox just recently said, p did he poison him and
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that's why he got that stroke? And Rogan back pedaled,
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it's possible. It's totally possible, but it's also possible he
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was explaining why he went to the hospital and hasn't
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talked about it since. We won't know until we see
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the actual Jamie Fox Netflix special. That's right, Joe Rogan. Now,
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the rumors come from somebody on the internet named Big Homie.
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Big Hoomy said, I know Comb's poisoned Jamie Fox, and
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Jamie Fox reported him to the FBI because of it.
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Jamie Fox reported this man to the FBI because of this.
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Another source, videographer Choke No Joke, also made a similar claim.
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During an interview on Comedy Hype, Choke No Joke said,
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y'all can determine was he joking or not when you
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see the show, because to me, I'm a new comedian, right,
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I know when somebody's setting up a punchline and I
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know when you're serious. My personal take, I would assume
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mister Fox was joking. I mean, if you were going
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to accuse Diddy of such things, would a comedy special
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be the place where you would do this? Would you
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not like come out and say it. So I think
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everybody is getting a little carried away here, but we'll
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find out. Next Tuesday, we got an update on Pete
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Davidson and Colin Joe's ferry. TMZ revealed that the ferry
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was used as a set for a horror flick called Screamboat.
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According to their report, production reportedly involved so much fake
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blood that producers needed to hire a special cleaning crew
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to get the ferry back to normal. Now it's interesting
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to me, and no coincidence that we're getting ferry updates,
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because what do you know, Colin Jos has a new
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show out today. Wow, that's weird. Suddenly we hear about
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the ferry and we're getting Colin Joe's press and what
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do you know, He's got a new show out today.
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He is the host of pop Culture Jeopardy out today
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on Prime Video. The Ringer caught up with Colin Jost.
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They asked, Colin, hey, you had your own game show
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and the works before pop Culture Jeopardy, right, I didn't
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know that. That's interesting. Joe said, yeah, Chay and I
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are develpming a game show with Michael Davies. And that's
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how I met him, not knowing at all his involvement
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and millionaire and not knowing he was doing Jeopardy. Those
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were my reference points. I wanted a game that had
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great trivia and was a serious trivia game. I don't
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ever want to do a game show that failed gimmicky
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or two game based like physical games or anything. I
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wanted to have an intellectual component because that's what I
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loved about watching Jeopardy. You hear my voice falling apart now, right,
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I'm trying, guys. I watch a bunch of old episodes
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from different eras and just got a sense of the
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flow of it. What I realized even before coming in
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there is the game itself is really the star of
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the show. It's constructed so well. You just want to
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get out of the way. You don't interrupt gameplay too much,
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and you want to get right into the game as
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quickly as possible. And if you watch any regular episode
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of Jeopardy through the years, that's what the host do
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really well. The ringer asked if his sn L training
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helped it all. He said, one thing they told me
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is how they've had guest hosts that they've had some
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that are just not good at cold reading. You're reading
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sixty one clues in a game, and then suddenly you
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have a lot of cold reading that you're just doing.
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You see everything in advance, but you still never know
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what order it's going to pop up in. So weirdly,
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a thing that prepared me very well was the joke
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swap that we do at SNL, because I'm also cold
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reading that and it's live. I weirdly had confidence from
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being forced to do that by Michael Jade gave me confidence.
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If you don't want to read a clue, I was
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at least not going to be in racial Jeopardy. You
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talked about a quirk to the show. I found this interesting,
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saying an answer to a question is the Pixie song
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where is my Mind? If the answer itself is a question,
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then you don't have to say what is where is
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my mind? Interesting As a new host, you're so trained
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by the Jeopardy rhythm, you want to say, no, what
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is where is my mind? And that's not technically necessary.
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I had no idea. He also says they wrote all
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the clues not knowing who the host was going to be,
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so it was weird. There were times when it was funny.
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There'd be things about my colleagues and my friends that
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came up and they'd be totally benign, which was just
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funny to see them. Or clues about my wife, Scarlet Johansen.
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At some point you're almost like, I think they shouldn't
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have some clue involving my wife in every episode. It
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was completely by chance. It turns out she's in a
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lot of movies. Let me take a sip in my
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ice coffee here to keep the voice going. One way
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to sports show is you're gonna buy me a coffee.
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Dot com slash Daily Comedy News. There a couple bucks
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in the tip chaar. I will go to the National
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Domes chain and get a large ice coffee. I'm back
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on the butterper can, even though I know it causes
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Gidney's dones, but I've been a little carameled out lately. Also,
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it's trivia night, so I'll be at the brewery. I
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can take your money and buy Glen half a beer.
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I had a skip trivia last week because I wasn't
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feeling well. I'm looking forward to returning there tonight. We've
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been on a little stretch of finishing in second place.
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Got to keep that going. We're never actually gonna win.
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There's this one team that, let's see, how do I
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put this? Jamie Fox joked in his special that they cheat.
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There's no way this one team knows the answers every week.
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There's just no way. So yeah, if you watch Jamie
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Fox's special next week, he talks about this one team
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that's a trivia every week and how they cheat. But
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you know, I think he's kidding. Moving on, Jimmy Fallon
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has a new special out today. It is Jimmy Fallon's
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Holiday seasoning Spectacular on the show Let's See We Got JB. Smooth,
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The Jonas Brothers, Timberlake Ll and Weird. Now it's on
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NBC at ten o'clock. It'll be on Peacock tomorrow. Real
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New Yorkers hate the Christmas tree lighting because it's a
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traffic nightmare. On Gossip Corner, page six tells us, Tiffany
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Hattish commemorated the one year anniversary for Duy by joking
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about it. She was the Laugh Factory. She told the crowd,
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I'm so happy to see all of y'all. I'm not
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in jail tonight and I will not be tomorrow, I
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promise you. But I mean, if you're gonna go to jail,
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Beverly Hills is the place to be. There's nothing like
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the Beverly Hills Police Station. It's nice. Okay. You may
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recall last Thanksgiving, Tiffany performed the Laugh Factory just hours
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before being arrested for the Duy. DUI is no joke,
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but I do understand how comedy works. And it's a
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year later and making a joke about it, I understand it.
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Many things can be true at once. First, don't drive
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under the influence. And two, when bad things happen in
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your life, you can make com you can make jokes
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about them. I get it. Late Night reacted to the
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partning of Hunter Biden, John Stewart said, and I think
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John Nail did here. Biden's an eighty two old man.
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He doesn't want to spend the rest of his life
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visiting his son in prison. Stewart continued, hypocrisy isn't illegal,
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nor is it particularly unusual in politics. It's not like
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he's ever gonna run again, so why not take airy kid?
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Even if he said you weren't going to I respect it.
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I don't have a problem with it. The problem is
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the rest of the Democrats made Biden's pledge not pardon
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Hunter the foundation of their defense of America. Jimmy Kimmel said,
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Biden did say he wasn't going to pardon a Hunter,
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but to be fair, there's a very good chance he
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doesn't remember saying that. Kimill again, Now, I'm not a
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presidential historian, but I believe this is the first time
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a US president has pardoned both his son and a
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turkey in the same week. Jimmy Fallon said Democrats are divided.
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Some of them are upset while others are. Hunter Biden
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and Jimmy Carr got involved with a controversy. He posted
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I'm in Macedonia, the homeland of Alexander the Great, who,
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fun fact, has the same middle name as Winnie the Pooh.
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Think about it. That post led to heated comments. Gor
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did not engage with them. Then when Carr got to Serbia,
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he posted the same joke. It is unclear if he
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wanted to and the controversy or he was trying to
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address historical and accuracies. And that is your comedy news
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for today. If you like the program, tell a friend
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