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Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news,
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a daily briefing on stand up comedy comedians in the
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comedy industry. Which is a phrase you would say if
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you were training the Spotify algorithm and have successfully gone
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from eleven percent to fifteen percent of downloads from Spotify.
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But we don't have time for that right now, because
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comedian Rosie Jones has told Ricky Gervase and Jimmy Carr
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to shut the f up? All right, Oh, what do
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you know? Rosie Jones has a new show. It's called
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out of Order. It's on the UK Comedy Central, and
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she was up promoting it. Funny how that works. Rosie said,
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it's your Ricky Gervase's Jimmy carrs. It's just your privileged
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CIS white straight men who open their newspaper and go, oh,
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people are talking about trans people. I can know a
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bit about that without experiencing it. All to those boys
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that say, with respect, shut the f up. And she
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actually said the F word. I assume she's annoyed at
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Ricky because of his comedy specials. For Jimmy Carr. The
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speculation is that on October tenth, Jimmy Carr praised transphobic
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father Ted creator Graham Lenihan, saying that he admired Graham's bravery.
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Jones offered some advice. Rosie says, before you tell a joke,
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you need to analyze it, and that comes down to
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three things. First, who are you? Do you have a
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lived experience or experience close to you. Second, who is
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your joke about? What is your intention? Is it positive
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or negative? Are you punching up or punching down? And third,
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why are you telling the joke? Are you asking a
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question to open up a conversation and make people think differently,
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or are you saying it simply to be controversial? See,
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I think she's leaving something out. One thing that could
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be funny is repetition. For example, I'm not trying to
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make a point at all when I point out that
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one time Joe Coy told this horrible, mean joke about
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Taylor Swift. Here, let's listen on.
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The Golden Gloves, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.
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I'm not punching up or down. Maybe I'm punching up
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a Taylor there, but it's just funny. The Critics' Choice
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Awards are a thing, and Chelsea Handler was your host.
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She mocked Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, by the way, over the weekend,
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I watched that one battle after another movie. Kind of fun.
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Chelsea mocked Leo for spending New Year's Eve aboard a
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quote half billion dollars super yacht with one of the
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richest men in the world. Chelsea joked, Leo almost didn't
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make it tonight because he was trapped on a boat
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in Saint Bart's. It was just like the Titanic, but
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worse because Jeff Bezos was there. DiCaprio was shown laughing
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at the jokes, which is something you could do. You know,
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somebody's hosting an award show and somebody makes a joke.
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You could just laugh at the joke. Tailor It's okay,
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reminds me, I forgot to google Nicki Glazer as part
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of the show prep. Here. Here here's how the show works.
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I go to Google and I type in Nicki Glazer,
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and I type in this news tab and I find
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this story. On the fly. Nicki Glazer reveals which joke
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she's avoiding while hosting the twenty twenty six Golden globes
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and exclusive from people. Okay, I'm doing this on the fly.
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Nicki says, there's lots of joke about this year, and
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the star power in the room is going to be
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bigger than ever. I mean, it's bigger than last year.
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I kind of have to keep wrapping my head around
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the kind of people that are going to be in
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the room. I mean, Leo's Vappen is going to be there.
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So excited to see that. There's going to be some big,
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big gaters in the room. And there's podcast this year,
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which is also going to be a hilarious thing to
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joke about. Nicky says, Leo is at the top of
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her list of what to avoid. I don't think I'm
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gonna go with the Leo jokes he for twenty five times.
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I think we've heard all that and that's been done enough.
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My goal is always to not do what's expected, only
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to try to challenge myself to not say things that
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people are gonna expect and try something else. She said.
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Hosting twenty twenty five was, without a doubt, the most
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fun I've ever had in my career. I can't wait
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to do it again, and this time in front of
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the team from the White Lotus, who will finally recognize
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my talent and cast me in season four as a
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Scandinavian plate's instructor with a shadowy past golden globes. This
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Sunday at eight pm Eastern, which means Johnny Mack has
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to work late on a Sunday night life is rough.
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I'll have to watch football with a laptop out and
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pull clips on the fly, and then during halftime record
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the first four minutes of the Daily Comedy News podcast
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for Monday, and then add in what I had already
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pre taped. Who Podcasting is a tough business, my friends. Anyway, Nikki,
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whatever you do, don't make a horrible, mean joke about
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Taylor Swift. I digress. We were talking about the Critics
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Choice Awards. Remember that Chelsea Handler was hosting it. Remember
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that like three minutes ago. Yeah, Lets focus on the
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comedy parts. Best Comedy, The Naked Gun, Best Comedy Series,
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Hollywood loves to pat themselves on the back, the incredibly
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Overrated the Studio. Best Actor in an incredibly overrated comedy series,
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Seth Rogan, Best Actress Comedy Series, Gene Smart Hacks good Pick,
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Best Supporting Actor in an Incredibly Overrated Comedy Series, Mike
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Barenholts for the Studio Best Supporting Actress Comedy Series, Janelle
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James for ABBD Elementary Best Animated Series, South Park Best
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Talk Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Best Variety Series, Last Week
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Tonight with John Oliver, Best Comedy Special, SNL fifty The
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Anniversary Special. As for Jimmy Kimmel, he had this to say.
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I want to thank our President, Donald Jennifer Trump, without
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whom we would be going home empty handed tonight. So
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thank you, mister President, for all the many ridiculous things
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you do each and every day. It's been a banner
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couple of weeks. We can't get way to get back
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on the air tomorrow night to talk about them.
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Thank you everyone. Two of the presenters, Sebastian Maniscalco, teamed
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up with Marcelo Hernandez quote putting on a comedy clinic
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unquote are you kidding me? Listen to me, You're very
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seriously here for a second. We have a drug problem
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in America and people are taking crack and then they're
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reviewing things. This is the thing. I know. This is shocking,
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and hopefully the President of the United States will focus
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on the crack problem, which is just increasingly affecting the
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comedy review community. Now I have a clip for you
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in terms of star power, name power. There was a
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universe where I would have let off with the Sebastian
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Maniscalco or Solo Hernandez clip. However, it's so bad I
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knew that I would lose listeners. So I had to
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bury it here seven minutes into the podcast because if
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I put this at the top, any casual listener who
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came by would be like, this podcast is awful. Now
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we all know the podcast is awful, but it's not
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this all here. Let's listen.
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Hello, Hello, everyone, This is very exciting, right. The fashion
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on the red carpet was on another level tonight. A
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lot of fashion tonight.
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A lot of fashion, a lot of filler. Matter of fact,
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we just got word backstage Los Angeles is completely out
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of filler.
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And I'm like, don't change your face. I like your face.
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You got a good face. Why would you do that?
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You know myself.
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It's a beautiful evening to.
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Be here with everybody.
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Great actors here tonight, fantastic all right, A.
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Few of you have won, a lot of you have lost,
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and everybody's got a winning speech, but nobody's got a
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ready to lose face.
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All right now, Marcello, do you have a ready to
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lose face?
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Yeah?
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I think if I was nominated and I lost, I
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would think I would probably do something like I don't
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even care about this.
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I don't care.
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About I mean, that's brutal. Some people are smoking cracking
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going on social media. One person said, I love them together.
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Please make this a regular thing? Off that clip? What
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do you love there? Another, possibly perhaps maybe smoking crack
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jumping on TikTok, wrote, they need to host the Oscars.
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You want Sebastian Manuscalco and Marcelo Hernandez to host the Oscars?
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Are you kidding me? What happened to Conan O'Brien. Was
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he hit by a meteor? Was Jimmy Kimmel deported? Is
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Nikki Glazer unavailable? Is Joe Quoy not around? Marcelo Hernandez
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the what are you insane? Marcelo does have a comedy
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special coming out this week. It'll be on Netflix tomorrow.
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Usually Netflix puts out specials on Tuesday. I don't know
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why they waited to Wednesday on this one. Maybe they
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wanted everybody to settle back into work so they could
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do the press. I'm not sure, but twenty four years
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from now we'll be able to see if Marcelo Hernanez
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could do anything other than Domingo and variants on Domingo
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and possibly sort of doing Sebastian Menscalko impressions. Marcelo was
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on the Red Carpet. He was asked about Saturday Night Live.
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He said, I'm having front. Bro. It's a crazy job
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and you get to meet so many crazy people and
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I love it. As for Bowen Yang's departure, I look
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at it like sports. You know, there's a guy that
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put up numbers. He had a distinct voice and everybody
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loves them, and it's for a reason. He's a hard worker.
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I saw him behind the scenes grinding every week. That's
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a guy to learn fro him, for sure. Bowen Yang
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has yet another gig. He and Matt Rodgers will host
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a fifteen episode Winter Games edition of Las Culturistas as
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part of NBC's Winter Olympics coverage. WWE plans to maintain
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its relationship with Tony h Cliff. According to fight Full
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Select your Home for Comedy News. This despite the cancelation
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of the Summer Slam late night show that was scheduled
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last year. You may recall Tony Hinchcliff was set to
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host the late night show during Summer Slam weekend August second. However,
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the event was canceled about a week before it was
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supposed to take place. He did host the controversial roast
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of WrestleMania in April, which I don't think they aired right.
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Sources within the WWE say they plan to collaborate with
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Tony Hinchcliff again at some point, although the specifics of
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the collaboration are currently unknown. Hannah Burner will get a
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hilarious special in twenty twenty six. No title or synopsis yet,
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but I'm sure the Hulu publosist will get that information
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out there. Hula's really really good about promoting their specials,
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so I'm sure I'll have something in my inbox any second.
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Twenty twenty six Comedian of the Year John Marcos SIRESI
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Should I just start calling him that and see if
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I'm right? Should I just do that? Like all year,
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like wired to wire? Just always say the full phrase?
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Twenty twenty six Comedian of the Year John Marco Sirezi
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should I do it well. The twenty twenty six Comedian
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of the Year, John Marcos AIRESI is heading to Tokyo.
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Oh No, I forgot how time zones work. He's in Jokyo.
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He's probably actually performed by the time you hear this
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because of the way time zone works. Timeout dot Com
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asked twenty twenty six Comedian of the Year John Marcos AIRESI,
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what can people expect from this tour, and the Comedian
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of the Year said everything from Thief of Joy's retired,
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so it's gonna be some material that have been fine
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tuning for the last couple of years. Eighty percent of
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the show will be really polished material, but there's gonna
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be some CrowdWork as some new topical stuff too. Since
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I'm traveling to a continent I've never been to. That's
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why I'm going to Tokyo for two weeks before the show,
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so I'll have time to soak on the culture and
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take in new jokes. John Marco's hoping to film a
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special this year. If you're in Tokyo, He's at the
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British pub Good Havens on January seventh. The Comedian of
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the Year till Timeout dot com, I know a couple
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comedians have been in Japan, and from what I've been told,
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I'm sure it's gonna be a different experience in terms
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of the way audiences respond or how they do CrowdWork.
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I watch the subtitle versions of other countries local stand up,
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and I know in some ways that stand up is
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new there. I think the key to good crowd work
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is to have legitimate curiosity. I think I'm going to
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really have that when I'm talking to locals there, and
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it usually creates fun comedic moments. He talked about scaling up,
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explaining touring internationally is not easy. When I went to
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Europe for the first time, it was like, can we
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do this? How are ticket sales going to be? I
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think what's different now is that he built a company
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and I finally have an infrastructure. So I could have
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waited a little longer. But I think you grow so
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much as an artist experiencing a different culture and seeing
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how you jokes play out, and I want to have
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an international reach. That's why the tour is ambitious. Comedy
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Survivor Week one is underway. Join us in the Facebook
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group Daily Comedy News podcast group. Find the Little Cartoon
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of comedy survivor. In that thread, give the name of
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the person who want to vote off. I don't want
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to steer the conversation, but last time I looked to
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Amy Schumer, Jay Leno and Joe Koy had received some votes.