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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news, a daily briefing on stand up comedy,
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comedians and the comedy industry, which is an awkward sentence
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one might say if they were trying to retrain the
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Spotify transcription algorithm to rank their show higher. Thanks for
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quieting down as we get closer to the Christmas holiday.
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On Late Night, Jimmy Fallon said, I read that Donald
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Trump Junior just got engaged. Yeah. President Trump was like, congrats.
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The third engagement is always the best. Jimmy Kimmels said,
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Don Junior was previously engaged to Kimberly Guilfoyle. But one
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of the many perks of your dad being president is
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you can just make your ex the ambassador to grease
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and cent her far far away. The host also joked
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about the Trump Gold Card. Did you see this? It's
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an expedited visa for foreigners who pay one million dollars
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or more. Jimmy Kimble said. The White House is also
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planning to offer a Trump Platinum Card, which is above
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the Gold card, and a storm the Capitol one card,
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which is a great joke. Johnny Mack is very immature
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and likes when comedians fight. The US Sun reports Amy
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Schumer and her one time best friend Nicki Glazer are
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having a secret feud. Well, I have news for them.
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Now that it's mentioned on this podcast, dozens of people
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will know about it. Sources say that Nicki Glazer has
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quietly distanced herself from Amy Schumer and that the you
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are no longer speaking. Oh no, what happened? A source
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tells The US Sun Amy and Nikki used to be
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attached at the hip, but you don't really see them
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together anymore. All of a sudden, Amy became very woke,
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in the sense that you can't say anything in front
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of her without her getting offended. The insider added that
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the women no longer respect each other's style of comedy. Quote,
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they just don't like each other stuff anymore. What is
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Amy doing comedy wise now? That is so far afield
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of what Nicki Glazer does? That's weird. Another source said
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they stopped being close because Amy got weird. The second
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source also claimed that Amy's other former to your Friend,
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Rachel Feinstein, has also cut Amy out of her life. Wow,
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It's getting more and more interesting website. The list has
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the headline Amy Schumer's jokes about her Chris Fischer prenup
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have backfired miserably, the list says. Back in November twenty
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twenty one, Amy Schumer made no secret of the fact
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that having a famous chef for a husband really came
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in handy. During the Thanksgiving season, Schumer was joking about
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why she married him. The list quotes Amy's telling Entertainment
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Tonight at the time, I can't lie, but he knows
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what's going on, joking that Fisher's cooking skills were the
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reason that they got married. We have a prenup, but
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we don't need it. He's a chef. Yeah, that's it.
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No one's going anywhere. The list writes, jokes asiet. Amy
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Schumer has made it perfectly clear in the past that
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there was genuine love at the center of her marriage
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to Chris Fisher. Quote. Once he was diagnosed with autism,
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it dawned on me how funny it was, because all
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the characteristics that made it clear that he's on the
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spectrum are all the reasons that I fell madly in
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love with him. The list points out, joking about your
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prenup is one thing, but doing so seven years in
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on your anniversary is bound to prompt a raised eyebrower,
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and that's what Amy did. In February of twenty twenty five,
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when she celebrated seven years since she and Fisher tied
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the knot, she posted a photo from her wedding on
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Instagram Stories, adding the caption, seven years ago we signed
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a prenup and haven't had to utilize it. Love you babe.
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Ten months later, they have announced their divorce. Anthony Jesinek
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talked more about the Anthony Jessinic Book Club. He wants
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it to be interactive and said, I don't know what
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kind of questions we're going to get because I've removed
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myself from the podcast scene and I'm still doing stand
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up and going back on tour. But I think I
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might just be getting emails about the Rion Comedy Festival.
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That's okay, as long as people are reading the book,
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I might get no emails. I'm ready for no emails
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and just getting sadder and sadder as I go through.
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But I think people will want to hear what I
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have to say. And this is the only avenue unless
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you buy a ticket to come see a show. I
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don't know. This could just last a year. But I'm
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giving it a shot. Vulture was curious as Anthony miss podcasting.
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He said, I miss it a little bit. I still
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talk to Greg all the time. We've talked about bringing
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it back once the Super bowls over it. But the
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idea of having that job, I mean, You've listened to
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the podcast, and by the end of the podcast, I
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was angry to be doing the podcast and show up
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and catch up while can totally fine hang out with
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the producer, and then the cameras would start rolling and
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I'd be ticked. And I haven't followed the podcast world
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since I pulled the plug of tried to stay away
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from it. The subject turned two politics. Jessel Nix said,
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I was disgusted as most people were with embracing the election.
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Those people were at the inauguration and they now have
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to backtrack and say this isn't what I voted for.
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It's just embarrassing, and I'm glad I don't have podcaster
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in my bio. Now. That's very important to me. These guys,
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even the most successful ones. Seeing theo Vaughn tell people
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he's actively trying not to take his own life. At
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the end of a comedy special, it's just gutting to me,
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and he's the most successful guy there is. What's the
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point of it if it leads you to that. That
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was a horrible moment to watch, and again he's the
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most successful guy. Why are you doing this to yourselves?
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Why are you eating your own tail? I'm glad to
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be out of it. More from Robbie Hoffman being interviewed
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by John mulaney in GQ. Robbie one of ten kids.
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They are all close in age. Mlaney said, so it
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wasn't like when people have ten kids and ones fifty
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and one's two. You guys were densely grouped. Hoffman said, yeah,
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I think we're in twelve and a half years if
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we did the math. M'lany was curious who Robbie shared
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room with. Hoffman said, I shared a room with multiple
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people when I was younger. I shared with my older
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two sisters. I loved that. I thought they were six
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so cool they thought differently. And then one day I
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got home from school. My whole bed was outside the room.
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I little pink bed, a little metal pink bed that
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I loved. I loved having my own bed, not part
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of a bunk bed. Because most people were in a
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bunk bed, and then one day my little bed was
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outside with all my stuff on it, and they were like,
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you're moving to the baby room. Because I had sisters
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who were also a few years younger than me, and
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I was like, why do I have to move? And
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they're like, we're sick of you, as they were older
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girls at that point. So they got together and they
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kicked me out. When I went to my mother about it,
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she said, well, that's it, they kicked you out. My
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lady was curious, Okay, so you were the oldest in
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the other room. How'd that go? Robbie said, I was
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too bossy. The power went to my head pretty early.
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I was always taking tape and making my own space
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and setting the tone of the room. Jerry Seinfeld jumped
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on Instagram to share his thoughts on the tragedy in Australia.
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Jerry wrote, I'm devastated for the Jewish community in Sydney.
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A massacre at a Hanka celebration in Australia is unfortunately
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not a case of isolated anti Semitism. It's inspired by
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others of violence against Jewish people and designed to inspire more.
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Let's instead be inspired by the hero who refused to
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be a witness a model for us all. He was
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referring to Ahmed el Ahmed, a forty three ye old
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man of Syrian descent. That is the guide if you've
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seen the video that jumped on one of the gunmen.
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Jerry also posted an image of a Star of David
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on a black background, along with the screenshot of an
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article from The Times Viseral with the headline a genuine
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hero unarmed Muslim bystander film disarming Sydney terrorist Sasha. Baron
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Cohen also went on Instagram. He shared a photo of
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a mother holding her child among first responders. Aaron Cohen wrote,
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Hanukkah twenty twenty five, Bandai Beach. It could be your family,
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your child. No one should die because of their faith.
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May their memory be a blessing and a light toward
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tolerance and peace. Hashtag stop the hate. If you're listening
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on Spotify, follow Daily Comedy News so it shows up
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in your feet every morning. That's the kind of scent
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that somebody trying to goose the algorithm would say, uh
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raffie may new special of sorts. I'll read this verbatim.
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Content Monetization company, The Comedy Genius launched a dedicated website
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allowing comedians to sell content directly to fans so they
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could best control their material and its delivery. At least,
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we're not trying to hide it here. We're just blatantly
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going we're a content monetization company, the chief operations officer said.
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We're excited to be able to offer a new level
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of transparency to content creators, giving them true visibility into
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their performance and earnings in an industry that historically lacked accountability. Anyway,
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for the Ralphie May part, and I miss Ralfie. Ralfie
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was a great guy. I miss Ralfie. I think of
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him this time of year when I was at Serious XM.
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He would send me a Christmas gift every year. Just
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a really classy guy. Got to hang out with him
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a few times every one time in La we got
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his car detailed, We went for Mexican food. What a blast,
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What a cool person. Anyway, Comedy Genius continues to re
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edit and relaunch archive footage through weekly rollouts. They've used
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clips to honor Ralphie May through the special Love You Ralphie.
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The clips from the year before his passing. Comedian Diane Morgan.
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You Americans might know her as Filamina Kunk from the
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Various Kunk special on Netflix. She's become a patron for
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a Welsh cat rescue charity. Diane contacted Maggie's Cat Rescue
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after her friend rescued a cat from them earlier this year.
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The rescue was founded twelve years ago by Eileen and Doreen.
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After they had retired last year, became a registered charity.
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They hope, through the help of their volunteers and now
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their new patron, Diane, they'll be able to raise awareness
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of the work that the charity does to rehome cats
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in southern Wales. The New Yorker caught up with Kamel
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on Gianni. Now he's got a special out on Hulu
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tomorrow and a lot of good press about it. The
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people that have seen the special who I guess the
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Hulu publicists will get back to and hook up with screeners.
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They all seem to like it. I can't tell you
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if it's good or not. Who who doesn't want me
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to let you know? So we'll all watch it together
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this weekend. Anyway. Camil recently lost his cat three months ago.
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Her name was big Ol. She was seventeen, non Gianni said,
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that's the saddest I've ever been in my whole life.
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They were having this conversation at a Lower east Side
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cat cafe called Meal Porler keeping non Jahanni company was
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a tortoiseshell kitten named Honeybee a golden stripe sloped down nose.
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Camal said, Oh my god, look how pretty that is.
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Don Giohanny and his wife Emily have recently adopted a
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kid and named Biscuit. He says, Bagel was always his
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dignified cat, and this cat has no dignity. It's a
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bit of a dumbass. Jimmy Kryn the Louis Throux podcast
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shared a take that Dave Chappelle had on Cancel Culture
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that goes something like this. The joke that makes you
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roll around laughing and you can't wait to tell your friends,
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and the joke that offends you and you think is
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disgusting come from the same place. We're trying to make
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you laugh, trying to lighten the load of life. We're
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paid for the attempt, like evil can eevil, We're paid
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for the attempt. We're not paid for the joke. Sometimes
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swinging a miss. Sometimes it offends, and I'll leave you
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with this today. This has nothing to do with comedy,
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but Gil Gerard, you may know him as Buck Roger,
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has passed away. He left us a posthumous message which says,
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my life has been an amazing journey. The opportunities I've had,
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the people I've met, and the love I've given and
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received have made my eighty two years on the planet
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deeply satisfying. Don't waste your time, and anything that doesn't
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thrill you or bring you love, see you out somewhere
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in the cosmos. That's your comedy news for today. See
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you tomorrow.