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Callaroga Shark Media.
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I'm Johnny mag with your daily comedy news and daily
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briefing on stand up comedy comedians in the comedy industry.
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A phrase you say to train the Spotify algorithm, But
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we don't have time for that. I have so much
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I want to get to today. This Chris Gethard interview
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is just I wanted to lead off with that, but
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I know how SEO works. So I have to tell
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you about Nicki Glazer, which I'm equally excited about. She
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is going to have a huge weekend. But listen to this.
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She was on Kelly Ripke's podcast Pay a Lot of
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Attention here, Okay. Glazer said that she's considering targeting a
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specific celebrity during the Golden Globe's hosting gig, but she
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anticipates the star in question might not take too kindly
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to her jabs. You don't suppose it's you know who?
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Do you?
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Nicky said there's someone that might come this year, and
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I was thinking about what their reaction would be because
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I don't think they have a good sense of humor.
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I don't want to review who said Nicki Glazer, And
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I'm sorry to talk in vague terms, but picturing this
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person looking angry about the joke I'm making. I never
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want to make anyone uncomfortable. Now, try and imagine a
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situation where someone is hosting the Golden Globes and tells
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a joke and the person the joke is about makes
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an ice face, basically murders the person career, except the
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person sells out arenas right. Remember that one time jokoy
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till that horrible mean joke about Taylor Swift and she
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made the face? Could NICKI be talking about that? Now?
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I see no reason Taylor would come to the Golden Globes.
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I don't believe she's nominated. She's not listed on the presenters,
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so why would she go? NICKI did not reveal who
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the person is, but says this person I feel I
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can kind of take it and not deserves it. But
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I'm almost annoyed. They wouldn't have a sense of humor
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about it, as opposed to like, oh, that was mean
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and I shouldn't have said that. This person maybe takes
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themselves too seriously. Who do you think it is? She
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can't eat Taylor? Can't she Why would Taylor go to
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the Golden Globes? Who knows Nicki did a lot of press.
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She spoke to USA Today about jokes she won't do.
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She says there's no appetite for jokes about weight loss
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drugs this year. In twenty twenty five, as she called it,
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Ozempic's biggest night this year, she says Ozempic's been done
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some jokes, is just not a unique way to do
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them anymore. She also want to do plastic surgery jokes, explaining,
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going back to the fifties and sixties, you could make
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fun of people getting faceless. Now it's so normalized, it
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just seems like I'm coming for everyone. It almost feels
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like body shaming. I'm not sure I agree with that.
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I mean, I was recently watching what was I watching
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what's it called Fallout? Fall Out on Amazon, and I
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couldn't stop staring at Kamil Anjiohni's chin, And then that
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made me google Kameil Nanjiohni's chin interesting reading if you're
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ever on Ready, and that made me google John Mlini chin.
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So I don't know, everybody looks fake to me. I
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think you could make fun of it. It's okay, Nikki here,
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this is fine. I just asked Latebot. Can you make
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a joke about Kamail and Anjiohni's chin looking different. Here's
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what the late Bot writing staff came up with. This
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is really good. Kamil Nanjiohnny showed up looking great, and
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right now you pause and you let everybody clap, and
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the camera switches to Kamail and then you tag it
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with but his chin looks like you got a separate agents.
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That's great. Here's another one. This is good. Camel Angianni's
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chin now has the confidence of someone who's been through
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three Marvel movies and a lighting upgrade. That's great. Let's
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see what it could do to Mlaney. These are okay.
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John Mulaney's chin now has the confidence of a man
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who's been through Rehabit still insists on wearing a suit.
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I don't know what Mlanie did during his time away,
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but his chin definitely did some emotional work. That's not bad.
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As told better by Nicki Glazer, that would work. Mulaney
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returned with a new outlook on life, a new chapter,
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and a chin that says I've seen things. Those are
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good jokes. I digress USA today, says Nicki Glazer worked
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through the Christmas Holidays with a team of comedy writers
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who knocked down her attempts at facelift joke. Lazier said,
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I'm like, but I'm gonna get a face lift. I'm
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on the right side of this. Is there way to
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spin it that? I asked for advice and she said
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it's too convoluted. I just can't make fun of face
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to work anymore now again, she worked through the Christmas Holidays.
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I'll remind you Joe Coy he once told a horrible,
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mean joke about Taylor Swift. But I do have time
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for that. He only got the job nine days before
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hosting the Golden Globes because no one wanted to do it,
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and then he told that horrible meme joke and then
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Taylor made a face. I recently rewatched Joe's monologue. It's
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pretty good. One of these weekends, I'm gonna break it
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down and do a whole episode about Joe Boy's monologue.
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It's way better than anybody gives a credit for. Glazer
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and her team watch the red carpet cameras to see
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the stars arrive, and they write or cut jokes on
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the fly. As she told USA Today, she explained last year,
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Jeremy Strong was dressed like a turtle who deals cocaine,
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but we didn't want to make fun of him. We
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pulled back because we were like, Jeremy Strong takes himself
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very seriously, as he should, and this isn't the night
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to mock him. Nikki is back for her second year.
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She's hoping to come back for a third year. Three
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time hosts include Ricky Gervais and the team of Tina
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fe and Amy Poehler. Nicki says to be in the
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pantheon of award show hosts, you got to do at
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least three. I feel like I'm getting started. It's a
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great gig. I love it. It's perfectly suited for my
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talents or Lacverev. I think she's gonna have a really
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big night. The mainstream press is just loving her, nothing
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but glowing reviews, and this one is a total wax
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job from Parade magazine. Glazer was on Zoom and said,
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I'm feeling really good about everything. I'm really calm and
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feel like this is going to be really fun. I'm
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confident in the jokes and the material, and like George
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Clooney and Julia Roberts may be familiar with me now,
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and this is the wax Job, And this is not
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a dig at Nicki. This is just me analyzing the media,
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going Wow, they really like her. Okay, so Nicki said,
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Clooney and Roberts may be familiar with me now and
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parade rites as well. They should be. Since arriving on
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the comedy scene more than a decade ago, the lanky,
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forty one year old blond has become one of the
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most provocative and prominent voices in either by doing it
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all podcasts obviously, reality shows, Sure and Whereminded. She's appeared
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on Last Comic Standing, Masked Singer, Dancing with the Stars,
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Selling Sunset, and hosted f Boy Island and Blind Date.
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The wax Job continues off the mic. Glazer is surprisingly wholesome.
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Raised in Saint Louis, she still lives in the area
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to be close to her parents and far from the
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NYC LA grind. Nicky says, I forget that I'm even
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into business when I'm walking around. She jokes that before
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she hosted SNL, I told people and they were like, oh,
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that's fun, Like I was going to a wedding parade,
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asked Nikki, what don't people understand about the life of
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a versioning stand up comedian Nikki said, everyone's always like, oh,
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it's so tough, and you're on the road, you're a
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different club every night, and you're staying at crappy hotels
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and you're dealing with gross guys. But I loved it.
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I guess the most difficult thing for someone to understand
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about stand up is that it's fun and cathartic. The
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hardest part is nobody wants your greatest hits. You're constantly
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writing new material. NICKI, when did you feel like everything
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was clicking. I had a podcast that was getting a
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lot of attention that led to an MTV show, and
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we did that for two seasons. Then I had a
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Comedy Central show and then a Comedy Central special, and
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I started doing specials on Netflix. But then I saw
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the Jone Rivers documentary and she said that she says
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yes to everything, so I followed her rule for a while,
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I got asked to do Dancing with the Stars in
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twenty eighteen, and that was terrifying to me. I never
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danced in my life. I did the mass singer and
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game shows too. As for being voted off Dancing with
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the Stars, it was a rejection like I've never faced
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in my life, and it was public and it was
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on live TV. I really wanted to stay on the
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show and really cared about it. To get rejected not
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because you're a bad dancer, but because the public doesn't
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even care to you continue. I was humiliated, But now
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people don't remember I was on it, So it taught
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me the lesson of like these big moments that I
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think are catastrophic or just blips, you can recover. The
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worst that can happen is that you're embarrassed for a
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few days. Well, it does look like Nikki will be
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safe on Comedy Survivor again. A Monday morning's episode will
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be a Globes recap Monday at noon a bonus episode
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with the results of Comedy Survivor at week one. Voting
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is now closed so that Johnny Mack can count and
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produce the episodes. Tomorrow on this program a Golden Globes preview,
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and then Sunday, Mike Chisholm and I talk comedy for
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a while. Here's a fun story that's not fun if
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you're the people involved, but it's a fun story. Tom
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Sigora and Christina Pizitski are stuck in the Caribbean. Why John,
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remember when we invaded Venezuela last weekend and they shut
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down all the flights and people got stuck places. Two
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of those people apparently are Tom Sagora and Christina Pazinski. Sigora,
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in a social media video said, we're stuck in the Caribbean.
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Do you remember how the US went in and captured
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Maduro in Venezuela and he was brought to justice in
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New York. They've shut down a lot of airspace, so
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we spent days here. We can't go home. We've been
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stuck for extra days. Airspace becomes open and then closed.
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It's fun, I'll tell you. The fun part is that
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you go to the airport and they tell you you're
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gonna leave now, and they go, just kidding, you're not.
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Every day's just a mystery. Will we get home? Christina
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p added But we're still doing our thing and stuff
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like that and trying not to get a duy. We're
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doing it all anyway. Happy New Year, We love you
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and we'll see you next week. Sigora's comedic partner, Bert
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Krasier revealed that he started monzorro and is down twenty
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pounds in two weeks. He told the Dumb Blonde podcast
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that his sparkle is gone in his life because he
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can't eat any more. Bert says the side effects are aggressive.
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I got into a huge blowout with his nineteen year
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old daughter and Leanne, his wife, like a three way fight.
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They were in the car. She's just a talking head
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for Leanne. Whatever Leanne says. She goes, you gotta listen
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to mom. She has all the answers Dad, and I'm like,
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she does not have all the answers. Bert also said
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that Manzarro incited a physical illness in him. I couldn't
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tell if I was making myself ill or if was
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the medicine making myself ill. I've always had a weird
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thing about my throat closing. I threw violently in LX.
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I don't think it was a moncero. I don't know
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what it was. I'll tell you, I'm looking at all
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these Hollywood people on this stuff. You know, they go
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through a phase. We're like, oh, yeah, so and so
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looks pretty good. They lost weight, and then they stay
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on it and they all look like skeletons. It looks unhealthy.
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I wonder what the long term effects of this stuff
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would be. I'm just a guy in a basement. I
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have no scientific knowledge. You do you, but I'm looking
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at pictures of people and I'm like, you think that
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looks good? Now. I wanted to lead off with this one.
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Chris Gethard went on The Good One podcast. Hit stop
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on my podcast at about thirty seconds and I'll tell
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you why, and go listen to The Good One with
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Chris Gethard. It's going to be one of the best
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podcast episodes of the year. I couldn't get enough of
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this one. What a great conversation. The episode title is
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the Death of the middle Class Comedian, and Chris Catherard,
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who's had decent success, is very transparent about how he
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had to get a day job. He has a day
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job in his struggles getting insurance. In this first clip
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I pulled, he talks about whether or not Netflix translate
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into money. I have edited this for pacing, but take
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a listen to this.
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You can be on some of the biggest platforms in
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the world and you're not actually making money because all
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the production costs come out of your end. Hey, you
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got a special on Netflix. This is a big shot.
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You want to hang back and save some money for yourself. Well,
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what if it doesn't sound right, what if it doesn't
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look right, What if you didn't rent the right venue?
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So all those costs come out of your end. Some
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of these platforms, you will find people who have actually
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lost money putting a special up. On platforms that the
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public regards as the biggest platforms in the world. You