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Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with with your daily comedy
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news at daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians and
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the comedy industry. Yes, that is a sentence you say
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when trying to train these Spotify transcription algorithm. Burt Kreischer
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will host a New Year's Eve Live, Nashville's Big Bash
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on CBS New Year's Eve, which is coming up quickly.
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Bert will co star with country music star Hardy. Social
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media star Halle Bailey will correspond from New York City
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and count down the East Coast at midnight Eastern. Then
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it'll be up to Burton Hardy to keep the party
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going through midnight Central doing the music Note Drop, which
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is Nashville's version of the New Year's Eve Ball Drop
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from the Bisentennial Stage. Burt Kreischer said, you hear people
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say I'm honored and privileged to be working with a
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certain group of people, But in this case, I'm blown
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away that I'm allowed to work with these people. This
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lineup is insane. You lineup includes people like Dirk s
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Bentley Brooks and Dunn rass Flats, Keith Urban, Gretchen Wilson,
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and a special appearance by Dusty Slay. All Right. Bert said,
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this event, which I was a very small part of
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last year, is so much fun to be working with
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my buddy Hardy. Feels like I should be paying CBS
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to do this. Don't say that out loud. Your agent
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will kill you. I can't wait. I hope I keep
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my shirt on. I promise not to drink until the
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stroke of midnight, unless you want me to drink earlier.
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Bert's often collaborator Tom Sigora, will have a Netflix special
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on Christmas Eve. Tom Sigora Teacher has released a trailer.
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I've made a few edits here, so some of the
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edits are in the trailer. They actually chopped the jokes down.
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I have taken out a few snippets here and there
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where Sigura used a naughty word, but I think I'm
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keeping the integrity of the joke here, and this is
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my intention. Here is an edited version of Tom Sigora's
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Teacher trailer.
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I got to fly with the Blue Angels and I
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met one of the pilots. This dude looked like he
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was designed in a lab. I think about this guy
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every day, Okay, so I walk up to him I go, hey,
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I'm Tom, and he goes, I'm whatever you say, daddy.
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But we went up for forty five minutes. We flew vertically,
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we did barrel rolls. It was the most thrilling forty
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five minutes of my entire life. But when I got back,
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I realized that we are the only country on Earth
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where when you see a fleet of fighter jets approaching,
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you know something cool is going to happen. We send
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them to the Daytona five hundred. But if you're in
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the Hindu Kush province of Afghanistan and you see seven
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f twenty twos, you're not like, oh, yeah, today's the race.
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And recently I told you Tom Sagor was getting into
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the bakery business, and on his Instagram he told us
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about it.
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As you may know, I love croissants, and so I
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tapped my absolute favorite baker in the world to open
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a place here in Austin, Texas. We have a Papa.
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It's at the fair Grounds in downtown Austin. Has all
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kinds of food options, but I want you to see
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what we got here, playing raisin, blueberry ricotta, hair ricotta.
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Of course, the famous fun Fresh bake focaca with onions, tomatoes,
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olive base one. We have pizza with prejudo, and of
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course you can get a coffee and espresso, savory sweet,
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whatever you want. We have it here at Chicho Bamba,
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which means a little fat ass in Italian, so you
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can practice your Italian. Come get full, check us out.
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We're at the fair grounds and we are open right now.
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I'll see you there.
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And then yesterday his plan was to drop by the
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bakery and he shared even more detail.
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I will be going for lunch. Yeah, come on, buy
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have pizza, have a sandwich, banina with homemade focaca, all
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different types of sandwiches. Or you're an adult and no
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we can tell you what to eat for lunch. Have
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a pastry, have a blueberry pastry for lunch, or have
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a chocolate croissant. Why not the best the whole damn world.
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So why don't you have one there, a cup of coffee,
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whatever you want?
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Out today on Hulu Kamail on Jihanni's Night Thoughts. Some
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people say it's the best special of the year. I
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wish I could give you an opinion on it, but
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no one at Hulu will get back to be one
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way or another. They don't even say you're stupid. No
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one listen to your podcast, which would be a fine answer.
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But I go through the front door, the back door,
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the email door, the LinkedIn door. Nothing. So is it good?
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I don't know. I'm gonna watch it the knickt Tonight,
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Vulture had it as the best special Year, which, based
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on the trailer, sounds like maybe somebody had some crack.
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I'm not accusing anyone at Vulture of being on crack.
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I'm saying it sounds like someone may have had some crack.
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But again, I haven't seen it. Wish I could tell
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you less facetiously I was. I was thinking about it too.
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I think kameil Angianni has goofed up as comedic persona
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because he always did that beta thing in his old
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comedy album is called Beta Mail, and he always did
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that delivery. And then he came out as the you know,
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the buff guy in whatever that Marvel movie was, The Eternals.
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Is that what it's called. I want to say it
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the Incredibles. It's not The Incredibles, the Eternal you know,
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the one where he buffed up and he kind of
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got away from the beta persona. But then in his
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comedy act, he drops back into the beta persona, which
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I understand and I've explained Larry the cable guy does
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an affected voice, and Bastian does an affected voice. I'm
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doing an affected voice right now. If you listen to
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the episodes I dropped this week about Rob Reiner, you
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may have noticed I deliberately used a different, more serious
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delivery as opposed to this sing song thing I do
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for daily Comedy news. But when I watched Camille Now
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doing comedy, I'm like, Eh, but aren't you the eternals guy.
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It's very confusing. Survivor of fifty is coming out now.
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I missed the early days of Survivor, specifically the first
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two seasons. In the first season spoilers you had twenty
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five years, they would actually eat rats, and then in
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season two they were like not eating enough and the
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guy fell face first into the fire. And then after
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that anytime a Survivor now it's like, oh, Jeff's here
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with some rice. But those early days were fantastic. Anyway,
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Survivor fifty is coming out. My friend Pat was like,
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do you want to be in the Survivor pool again?
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I used to be in the Survivor pool. I'm like,
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all right, for Survivor fifty, I'll be in the pool
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and Jimmy Fallon will have something to do with Survivor fifty.
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Back in February, Jimmy Fallon had Jeff Probes on The
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Tonight Show to tease a season that was quote putting
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things in the hands of fans. Fallon surveyed the audience
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most people wanted Jeff to appear as a contestant in
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season fifty. Propes to ask the audience if I would
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appear on Survivan sub fashion should Jimmy host? Of course,
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the Tonight Show audience liked that idea. Jeff struck out
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his hand and they shook any agreement. Fallon said, I
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don't know what it means and my Survivor what happened? Well,
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in the new trailer, one of the contestants says something
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along the lines of perhaps Jimmy Fallon is deciding my
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fate here, So who even knows? Jeff Probes has previously
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revealed it was Jimmy Fallon who first pitched the idea
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of season thirty one Survivor Second Chance, and in season
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thirty nine, Jimmy Fallon came up with the idea to
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bring back two former contestants as coaches. So who knows,
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maybe Jeff briefly enters the contest and Jimmy Fallon hosts
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for a couple minutes. Anyway, I'll be watching Survivor season fifty.
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And don't forget Comedy Survivor, A legally distinct parody comes
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to Daily Comedy News January fifth. We'll be playing that
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in the Facebook group. Feel encouraged to join us Daily
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Come News podcast group, and I will do Comedy Survivor,
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probably as bonus episodes on Monday, starting on January fifth.
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More Amy Schumer gossip. Hey Amy, you live in the press.
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You get roasted by the press. From Jezebel, they noticed
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that Amy Schumer has deleted her nonchalant Instagram, you know
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the one where she was like blah blah blah, we're
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getting divorced. That one. She's taking it down.
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Hm hm.
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On Tuesday night, Amy posted a sketch from inside Amy Schumer.
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The sketches goofing on Hallmark movies, where a big city
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career girls coming home and falling in love with the
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hometown guy. Jezebel adds all her famous friends celebrated her
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divorce announcements. Maybe somebody sent her a note from Jezebel
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on Monday, in which Nora biet Timmins wrote, I disagree
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with Schumer's famous friends. I think this is one of
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the most annoying breakup announcements since consciously uncoupling. But whatever,
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Jezebell continues that. Page six reported this week that the
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former couple's main priority is cope parenting their six year
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old son Jean. Amy wants Chris to stick around for
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Gene if she contemplates another comedy tour at any point
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in the future. She wants Chris to be the one
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looking after Gene and ideally be willing to travel with her.
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She just never wants to be romantically involved with him again.
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Don't know what's going on there. It's all kinds of curious.
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The Hollow Reporter. I spoke to Robbie Hoffman about Cancel culture.
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I was talking to one of the trivia guys about
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Robbie Hoffman just the other night. By the way, my
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team finished third, got some plastic sunglasses, had a good time. Also,
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try the Christmas stout. Very tasty, Robbie Hoffan told The
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Hollywood Reporter. First of all, anyone could do anything. I
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hate when comedians say you're not allowed to talk about nothing. Hey,
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you're allowed to talk about whatever you want, so can
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anybody else. You could talk about what you want, but
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somebody might have a response to that. The subject at
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hand is an AIDS joke in Robbie Hoffman's new special.
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Robbie said, I think AIDS became funny again, would it
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became chronic? The Holocaust? During the Holocaust is not funny.
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AIDS in the eighties is not funny. AIDS and now
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was Zoopsie, You know what I mean. The education is
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out there. It's like smoking at this point. And by
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the way, I still like a cigarette. The Holler reporter
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said they were surprised to see a warning in the
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special that it contained smoking when it's just a throwaway
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moment of you tossing a cigarette or something. Robbie said, yeah,
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I think it was my vape. I can't believe there's
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a warning. But you also got a rough cat, so
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I don't know what warnings they slept on it. I
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hope they remove all that. It's for kids, guys, it's
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for the whole family. The Holly reporter talked about her
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profile going up when she did hacks, Robbie said, not,
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it's a name drop. Sarah Silverman said I was a
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telephone star or something like that. I asked her what
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it meant, and she said it was something like when
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all the agents are talking about you, they're picking up
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the phone. So it's been that kind of experience. I've
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been slow and steady wins the race. I'm thrilled to
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be here. People are like, you have an Netflix special?
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Can you believe it? And I kind of can. I
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thought there was something here. We also learned that Robbie
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Hoffman is on Steve Carell's new show. She said, the
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whole time I'm on set, my brother's going did you
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tell him about the Office? What would I tell him
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about the office? He knows about the office? He's the guy.
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And by the way, I did by the end of it,
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I said, hey, my brother and I we thought you
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did a great job on the Office. If you're listening
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on Spotify, follow up daily comedy news so it shows
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up in your feet every morning. That's the kind of
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thing you would say if you were trying to goose
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the algorithm. But it is Friday, it is time for comedy.
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Stock Market hit It, Burt Reynolds Comedy stock Marketine. I
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don't want to force this segment. I don't have a
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lot for you this week, so I don't want to
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just like make a long list because I invented this
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segment and I have to do something. And as I
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point out every week, this is not a statement of
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somebody's good or bad. It's where their value is right now.
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If we were making money off all this, where's the value?
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I think we should keep accumulating Robbie Hoffman Stock. I mean,
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if you're talking to a trivia guy about it, then
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you know Robbie Hoffman is in the mainstream now, so
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let's accumulate some more Robbie Hoffman Stock. And I kept
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thinking about yesterday's gossip story about Amy Schumer and Nikki Glazer,
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and let me put it to you this way, whose
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career do you like more right now? If you had
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a bet on the future, you're taking Amy Schumer's future
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right now or Nicki Glazer's future. And I think that's
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pretty clear you're taking Nicky Glazer right So let's sell
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Amy buy Nicki. Also out of today's news, Tom Sigora,
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that's special. That'll probably do well. The trailer is pretty good.
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Tom Sigora had a good year. Let's buy a little
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Tom Sigora. And here's one. And you don't even know
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why yet because you didn't hear the next story. But
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I have the script and you don't. Let's buy some
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Pete Corey, Ellie Corey. Elly's been opening for Sebastian Maniscalco.