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Hi there, Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. I
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will talk about this David Letterman guy, he had Adam
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Sandler Runner show. We'll talk about it on the second half.
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I'm starting to wonder now have I been on the
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wrong team for the last thirty something years? Should I
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have been Team Jay the whole time? As Dave lost
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his way? We'll get into that. The true King of
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twelve thirty. Conan O'Brien, he's going to be on the
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Rest Is History podcast. That is a fantastic podcast. Have
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you ever listened to that one? They're doing an episode
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about the Beatles. Have you been watching the new version
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of Anthology on Disney Plus? Well, I haven't, because you know,
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that would be supporting fascism. But I heard some other
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people are watching it and they're saying it's really good
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in that they've upscaled the video. But of course I
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don't do such things. I go upstairs and I watch
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the nineteen ninety five DVDs of Anthology. The Rest Is
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History is doing a two part special. Conan O'Brien said
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they were singer songwriters who wrote their own music and
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in so many ways broke the mold. Most groups at
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the time had a clear frontman Deanna and the Bell Mouns,
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for example, and there was a real pressure on them
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to follow that model. For a moment they were even
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Johnny and the Moondogs, but they always knew they were
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a group. Now, as I'm rewatching the nineteen ninety five
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anthology DVDs up until like sixty five, it really is
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John Lennon and the guys. And then I actually believe
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in the Paul is Dead theory. I think Billy Shears,
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who are you familiar with? This Paul is dead replaced
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by a look alike. Some people refer to him as
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Billy Shears, some refer to him as William Campbell. But
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whoever the replacement Paul McCartney is, that guy is a
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Hall of Famer because if you accept the theory is true,
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which of course it is William Campbell, Billy Shears has
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had a Hall of Fame career if you just look
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at the late Beatles stuff after John kind of checked out,
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and then all the stuff from Wings in the solo years,
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fake Paul McCartney has put out a body of work
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that the real Paul McCartney couldn't touch. I mean, it
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really was John Lennon and the Beatles up until basically
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the replacement. Think about it, Get your DVDs out, watch
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the original anthology. Don't support fascism and you'll see what
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I mean. I digress. Conan said, the Beatles single handedly
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brought us from black and white to color. The volume
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of work they have is incredible. They remain as relevant
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today as they were in nineteen sixty four, and I'm
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proud of you, guys. I thought I was going to
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have to get on here today and lecture everyone this
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Jim Gaffigan Bourbon video. It has now leveled off. It
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is steady at three and a half million views. That
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means either the algorithm has slowed it down or you
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guys came to your senses to stop watching this thing,
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and I thank you for that. I did notice it
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has three and a half million views, but only twenty
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seven thousand likes. I was curious, is that a lot
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of likes? It doesn't seem like a lot of likes,
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But I asked chat cheapt who said, short answer, yes,
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that's solid, not spectacular, but definitely not bad. Here's how
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it breaks down. According to chat cheapt. A typical YouTube
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like a rate is a round point five percent to
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two percent. Jim Gaffigan's video is at point seven seven percent.
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That's comfortably within the normal band. Chat says, for a
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video with three and a half million views, the platform
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average would put you somewhere between seventeen thousand, five hundred
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likes and seventy thousand likes. Again, the burb video as
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twenty seven thousand. Chat says twenty seven thousand sits in
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the lower middle range respectable engagement, especially if the content
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is something that naturally drives people to smash the light button.
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What it usually means is people watch the video but
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didn't feel a strong emotional push to interact. The reach
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is high views, but the engagement intent might be mild.
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Still totally healthy, nothing to worry about. Kevin Hart has
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put out his mount Rushmore of comedians. Now, any mount
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Rushmore of comedians is so complicated, because you know where
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do you start? I usually start somewhere around Lenny Bruce,
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George Carlin in the sixties, because how do you really
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compare modern stand up to what people did and say vaudeville?
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It doesn't work. So I will tell you who Kevin
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Hart picked and then you can lose your mind about
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it and whatever. It's just a guy saying here's four
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comedians I like. On that note, Billboard has put out
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a their list of the top stand up comedians of
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the twenty first century. I have not looked at it
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at all. I shared it in the Facebook group, which
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is Daily Comedy News Podcast. I want to save that
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because that is candidly perfect holiday weekend filler, like Christmas weekend.
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I believe Christmas is a Thursday. So I dropped this
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in for the Sunday, but I am curious about it.
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I might actually record that day's show right after this,
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just so I know who they did. And if I
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do that, I'll drop it early for the paid subscribers,
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so you know we have this whole plus thing. If
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you would like this show without commercial interruption any occasional
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early episode, what you do is you open up Apple Podcast.
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There's a banner there it says uninterrupted listening. You click
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that five bucks a month. You get this show and
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most everything else here on the CALLI urga Shark Network,
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including five Good News Stories, which I host as well.
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You get all that commercial free five bucks a month.
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Great way to support the show, and again, if I
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have my act together, I'll drop that second episode for
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the paid people shortly. I'm having some microphone problems today.
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I had to go into the shoe box here in
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the studio and find an old adapter. I have a
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USB C to USB A adapter so I can use
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the microphone on my MacBook and the one I've been using. Oh,
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you're kind of crapped out, but I found an old one.
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It seems like we're steady. I digress. You don't care
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about any of that. Kevin Hart his mount Rushmore of comedy.
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Kevin Hart said prior always is on there first, and
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his other three picks Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. Again,
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I almost went on a diet tribe about how Eddie
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Murphy is just a Richard Pryor cover act, even though
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I love him. But I'm not taking the bait. We
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can debate this all day, so sure, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy,
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Dave Schapelle, Chris Rock, why not build a mountain put
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their face up on it. I don't care. Hart explained,
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Chris Rock is someone who became a multi hyphen it
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in the business of entertainment but still stayed true to
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the craft. Dave Chappelle is just the voice of comedy today.
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Eddie Murphy showed what a star looked like, and he
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did not elaborate, Nor does anyone need to on the
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greatness of Richard Pryor. On most lists of Richard Pryor
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and George Carlin to finish one or two, depending on
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who made the list. There was a time when Louis
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c k was being compared to George Carlin as the
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modern day George Carlin. You don't hear that so much anymore.
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Louis who is you know? So canceled and he did
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the naughty stuff and then he went to Riodd and
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everyone's just mad at him. Well, he's on the New
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York Times Bestseller's list for hardcover fiction titles. Who's buying
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this book? Someone is ck went on Instagram and wrote, Hello,
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I want to share the happy news that my debut novel,
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Ingram is at the New York Times bestseller List, number fourteen.
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It's been a very rich experience having it out in
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the world and hearing how much people like it. You
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can order Ingram hardcover ebook or audiobook at the link
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in my bio. Now I'm curious. Let's see what else
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is on the list. What am I looking for here?
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New York Times Bestseller List. But it's a subdivision, right,
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bestseller hardcover fiction titles. All right, New York Times Bestseller
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Hardcover Fiction. Here is the list. Oh look, as I
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record this a little after three on Tuesday, no longer
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on the list. Oh no, no, no, I'm looking at
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They have the top fifteen here, and I'm not seeing
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Louis ck On here. So I guess it was a
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little little bit of a shooting star there. And for
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the second time today, sanity is resuming here in the
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world of comedy watching gaff again, you stop buying Louis
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c k books. Next thing, you'll come around on Adam
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Sandler being a great dramatic actor and a terrible comedian.
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You'll come around. I'm having a good day here. This
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is much better than the week's been going up until now.
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If you're curious. Louis said he's going to be at
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the Barnes and Ople bookstore at the Grove in Los
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Angeles for a book signing on December sixth. Dustin Nickerson
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was quite happy that the Carolina Panthers beat the Los
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Angeles Rams. That's right, Panthers thirty one, Rams twenty eight.
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But you see, Dustin Nickerson is a fan of the Seahawks. Now,
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all these teams are in the forty nine ers way, Well,
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not the Panthers, but Nickerson, the Seahawks fan posted Dear
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Carolina Panthers, thank you sincerely, Seahawks fans. Jim gaff again
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stuck at three and a half million views. He was
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on Jimmy Kimmel's show and said he doesn't think of
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himself as dumb. I do dumb things. Let me talk hypothetically.
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Here's how dumb men are. I'm gonna think of a
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hypothetical man. Let's say a football coach. Let's say an
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NFL coach. Let's say this football coach has won five
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Super Bowls. This is quite funny. Let's say he had
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this legacy, and let's say this brilliant mastermind had his
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legacy destroyed by a twenty four year old social media manager.
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Kimmel cuts in, he goes, this is all hypothetical. Old
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Gaffigan says, yeah, hypothetically speaking, Now, maybe they're in love.
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He's seventy three, she's twenty four. I know some people
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have an issue with that, and those people are called women.
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But you know, guys, hear that agent like, you know, hey,
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love is love, right. My point is she's not evil,
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he's dumb. And now my dogs are working. Guys, I
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just fixed the microphone. I'm just trying to get the
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show today. Maria Bamford caught up with New yot ned.
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She was talking about Late Night and said, in nineteen
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ninety nine, and I think I was on Conan, I
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didn't feel good at all. I felt so scared. I
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was surprised by that because I thought, isn't this supposed
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to feel great when your dreams come true? But I
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felt very bad and super scared. It wasn't fine. It
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was three and a half or four minutes of time.
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I didn't grow up with entertainment my family, so I
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think I associated this weird magic with it, like, oh,
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if it's on TV, then it's a bigger deal in
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real life. And it turns out real life is almost
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exactly like TV. Nw YO asked her about Colbert Gate
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and Kimmelgate. Bamford said, well, the sad thing is people
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don't notice the lack of free speech until it starts
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affecting white males. It seems like our country is just
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not itself anymore because there's fear of retribution. I mean,
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people get death threats now for saying what they believe.
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I've had that myself. I did this goofy thing where
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I fought a restraining order against Trump so he couldn't
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come within one hundred feet of my house. I put
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that on social media because I thought it was funny,
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and he is an unregistered sex offender, so there's no
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reason to be afraid of him. But then as soon
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as I boasted that, I had death threats and people
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saying I know where you live. That's just so sad.
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So I think it's gotten where you go. Oh, even
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the privilege to being effective. And she laughed and said, which,
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I don't think anybody who's black, brown, or as any
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other minority experience, is going to be surprised by how
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quickly your freedoms are taken away. Let's head on over
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to gossip corner. Amy Schumer does like us to talk
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about her, so we shall. You got it. Amy. Amy
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went on Instagram to update everybody about the rumors of
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you know, as she's splitting up with her husband Chris.
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She wrote, fingers crossed, we make it through. Whatever ends
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up happening with me and Chris has nothing to do
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with weight loss or autism. Fingers crossed, we make it through.
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He's the best. Schumer jumped in on the comments and
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rode sorry for whatever a feeling it's giving you that
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I've lost weight of hat plastic surgery over the years.
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In a easmonjurro sorry to anyone that let's down. I'm
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pain free.
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Sixteen Comedians, one Island, and in the end, only one
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thing matters, your vote. Alliances will form, bits will evolve,
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Johnny Mack will beat recurring jokes to their breaking point.
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Sixteen Comedians, one recurring bit one Survivor this January on
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Daily Comedy News, outbit Outlaugh Outlast, This is Comedy Survivor.
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That's right. Jump in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News
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Podcast Group and give me your nominees for who should
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be on the island. As we do this in January,
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I'm gonna close the nomination sometime. Let's call it a
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Monday's episode and tell you who will be on the Island.
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I welcome your nominations. Mike chimed in. He argued for
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Pete Davidson and says because his name always comes up,
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that's true. Also a good nomination from Mike for Kevin Hart,
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Mike points out because if there ever was a comedy survivor,
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Kevin won't be too busy for it. That's right. He
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likes to work. He also suggested Colin jokes because the
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furry thing isn't going away interesting. Plus we could make
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vote jokes. Mary Hinda gets the joke and wrote where
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Seth Myers that it wrote back? Is that a nomination?