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Caloroga Shark Media from Poolside, where it's eighty two degrees,
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portly cloudy and a UV index of eight times. Johnny
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Mack with your daily comedy news out today on HBO Max.
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Isn't what we're calling it This week, Conan O'Brien Must
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Go Season three, four new episodes. Conan O'Brien Must Go
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to India, the Netherlands, Morocco, and the Philippines. Conde Nas said, Hey, Conan,
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you seem like you were having a blast making the show.
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Conan said, it was a little bit of both. Let's
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say we had a terrific fan was from Cleveland, Ohio.
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I wouldn't go visit that fan because that isn't kind
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of the travel I want to be doing. No knock
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on Cleveland. Good thing he cleared that up. Cleveland's gonna
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get mad. Deacon Mike lives in Cleveland. He'll be throwing
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stuff across the room. You're like, hey, that deacon. He
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seems pretty friendly. Oh no, no, no, I've seen him throw.
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We used to work at a radio station together. I've
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seen him throw a reel to reel. I've seen it. Hi,
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Deacon Mike, I digress Conan's not coming to see you,
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Deacon Mike Conan says, So sometimes I'll find a great
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fan and realize, oh, there from Norway. Wouldn't I love
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to go to Norway? First, it looks great, but it's
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also a great cultural contrast. I'm very techtile I insert
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myself into people's personal space. The Norwegians don't like that.
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So then to think, well, this could be a funny dynamic,
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and that makes us want to meet that fan even more.
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Conan explains, you want a country to be visually interesting,
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you also want it to be a placed where maybe
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it's customs and culture are going to provide a great
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setting for a Fish out of Water story. A lot
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of thought goes into each episode, but so much of
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what ends up happening is very Gorilla style. They were
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curious how much improv comedy happens in the show. Conan explained,
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I was never a stand up comedian. I got started
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doing improvisational comedy, and that's really my comfort zone. I
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love trying to make something happen. If I just met
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you on the street and we started talking, I'd probably
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try to make something fun happen in the moment, and
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those moments often yield good results. That's part of my
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inspiration for doing the show Pool's Eye, aside from its
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eighty two with a UV index of eight, and I
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don't want to be inside do I hear the landscapers?
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Conan said, the people I met were so funny and
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had a real sense of irony. They were really good
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comedic partners. I've never shtrung up to shoot comedy at strangers.
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I'm there to try and get a spark between us
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and see what happens. What I learned from doing comedy
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in front of an audience every night is you may
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go in with an idea of what you're going to
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talk about, but the greatest thing in the world is
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an accident. If David Bowie's on the show and something
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goes wrong, perhaps his coffee mug breaks accidentally because it
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was cracked. That's not a disaster. I'll jump in here.
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That sounds like a very specific, made up scenario. I'm
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guessing that actually happened. Gonan says, when you travel, things
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don't always go to plan. They just don't. And if
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you're ready to find the humor in it and improvise
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and figure out another way, you're gonna have a great trip.
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Making the show as a combination of preparing for something
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and then preparing for things to go another way completely.
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I'm at my happiest when things are a little off kilter.
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I don't know why, but on all the years that
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I was doing my late night show, I was at
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my commas when things got chaotic. That'll bring us in
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a few minutes to my Chris Fleming premise, make twelve
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thirty great again. We'll get there. Stay with me. We're
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still in the Conin article Goen it said, I always
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remember there's another audience, which is the camera, so that
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when I fail, I can turn to them and look
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slightly deflated, and they might understand, even in joy seeing
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things not necessarily going my way, if to remind myself
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that it's not just me and this person who perhaps
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doesn't know what I'm talking about. Harper's bizarre profiled Chris Fleming.
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Now hear me out here. I know some of you
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like Seth Myers a little more than I do, but
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the President and I are aligned on this issue. We
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need to make twelve thirty great again. I mean, Seth
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Myers is in the middle of a seven week vacation
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as anyone crying out going, Oh, I really miss Seth Myers. No,
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it is time to make twelve thirty weird again. In
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the great tradition of Late Night with David Letterman and
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Late Night with Conan O'Brien, I propose to you it
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is time for Late Night with Chris Fleming. Let's give
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him the slot. What are we going to do with
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Seth Myers Dunn? Oh, he can go on Peacock, don't know,
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make twelve thirty great again? Harper's bizarre rites. It's not
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loud enough for Chris Fleming. It's a Tuesday night in
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June near West Hollywood, Nearly three ind fans that packed
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the Largo for Chris Fleming and Friends, a recurring variety
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show hosted by Chris Fleming. He opens the evening, performs
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between sets, and brings out a rotating lineup of surprise guests.
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He takes the stage a few minutes after eight, dressed
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in a vintage electric teal two piece, a sleeveless collar
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top and built bottom pants. That's a little David Bowie
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with a hint of evil. Can evil exactly? This is
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what we need? At twelve thirty on NBC, The crowd
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is howling, multiple people are in tears, and yet the
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laughter is not quite where Chris Fleming wants it to be.
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He thinks he's losing people. After the show, Chris told
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the reporter, I don't have a thing that a lot
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of comics have where there's an unfillable void in me
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until it comes to the volume of laughter. It's almost
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like you're conducting. I'm completely in their experience as well
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as my own, and I'm so in my own world.
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It's brutal. I can't not say what's on my mind
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about how they're not reacting. Mark Marin said Fleming really
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has an amazing freedom of mind on stage. A lot
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of the connections he's making in terms of how he
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moves around the stage and the mannic seemingly stream of
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consciousness and method he's chosen. It's a rare thing to
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be improvisationally that flexible. Fleming says, I'm just delivering the news.
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You never want yourself to be the thing people are
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obsessed with. You want your ideas to be the thing
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people are obsessed with. No one gives a hoot about me.
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They want the product I'm working on. If you're the
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personality You're cooked. That last special on HBO was me
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firing at the height of my powers. He decided to
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become a comedian. He said, my mom was like, how
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do you think you're going to get cash? You need
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to write your own material. Old Chris Fleming began studying
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performers he considered singular that list. Let's know this list,
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Richard Simmons, Robin Williams, Ricky Martin, Eddie Zord, Steve Martin,
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Michael Jackson, Maria Bamford, and Michael Flatley of Lord of
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the Dance. You know what do you throw all that
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in a blunder? I get it. We are told. What
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united them was not a style as much as a totality,
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a commitment to physicality, spectacle, and a persona and tyler
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their own. We'll keep it with Late Night for a while.
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There was a resurfaced interview from Byron Allen back in
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May when Colbert was rinding down. Apparently Byron Allen had
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a heated conversation with NPR journalist Alyssa Cheng, who kept
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asking Byron Allen if he was asked by CBS and
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Paramount not to do politics. Sounds like she didn't do
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her research it is well known. Maybe it's just because
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I host a comedy podcast. I think it's well known
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that Byron Allen has told people as he says it.
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I said twenty years ago, don't do anything political, don't
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do anything racist, sexist, any of that. Twenty years ago
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because the stuff ages and gets dated. Now, this was
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when Byron's show was still on at twelve thirty and
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said we won this since September. We're beating Seth Myers,
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who's been on way longer than eighteen months. I'd have
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to fact check that. But first of all, let me
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say loud and clear, never bet against Byron all The
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guy's a billionaire for a reason. He is super smart.
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If you've listened to interviews with him, that comes across,
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and he's very, very likable when you listen to him.
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But if he was beating Seth Myers and we An,
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NBC should have Chris Fleming on. On Monday, Byron Allan said,
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now what's happening. You have to look at this because
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we go by the numbers. Remember it's a business show,
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not show business. The repeats on political humor, when you
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do a show, the repeats are negative, negative fifty two
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percent the shows that are doing political humor, the repeats
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negative fifty two percent, the repeats on comics unleashed negative
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fourteen percent. Why because I'm not talking about something that
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happened eight weeks ago or twelve weeks ago. Alan said
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for a while he wanted to create comics on leash
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for his comedian buddies because he didn't feel at that
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time twenty years ago, and there was a good form
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for diverse voices, and he wanted to be super clear.
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CBS does not give notes quotes. I want to be clear.
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I have absolutely not had any conversations with anybody at
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CBS or parents about what to say or not to say.
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Politics are no boundaries. CBS has not given any notes,
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any feedback about don't be political again, don't bet against
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that man. The writers from Stephen Colbert's show have a
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little bit of work. Risco hargatea who is this year's
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Emmy host, has revealed that she's working with the writers
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from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. She told Deadline,
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we're at the beginning stages, so we're throwing out a
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lot of different ideas. I'm working with an incredible team
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of writers. The writers from Colbert. We've been meeting a
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lot and discussing a lot and pitching a lot of ideas.
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We're pitching so many ideas. She sounds like Trump. There
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the greatest ideas. These are the best ideas from food
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business dot Net. You're home for comedy news. Guillermo from
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Jimmy Kimmel. His salsa brand, Guillermo's, is going nationwide. Now, John,
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you probably want to make fun of this because you
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made a lot of fun of Jim Gaffigan bourbon and
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I know I've learned my lesson Jim Gaffigan Award winning
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bourbon maker. I could still make fun of George Lopez tacos,
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but I'm not going to bet against Guillermo. Here. Giermo said,
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I've always wanted to have my own salsa, and I'm
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very happy. The salsa is so good. It's fresh and authentic.
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The president of the company is a guy named Chris Kirby,
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who said Guillermo's is not just a celebrity brand. That's
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obviously what gets us a lot of attention, you think,
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but we really think the product is the star. Guillermo
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might get consumers to try the product once, but taste
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is what gets them to buy it again. Now, despite
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what mister Kirby said, here's this next quote. I made
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the salsa and sent it to Geirmo, and Girmo said, yep,
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this is good, and I would put my name on this.
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That's all we needed. So it's really Kirby Salsa with
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Giirmo's face on it, dude. Girmo s also comes in mild, medium,
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and hot varieties, ingredients from micro Dice for consistent texture
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and taste. Mister Kirby says, you'll find that taste in
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every single bite. Sebastian Maniscalco was on the tonight show
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starring Jimmy Fallon. He talked about the Sebastian impression that
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Marcelo Hernandez does and told Fallon, I'm wondering how I
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get on the show. My dad's upset. He's like, what's
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going on? They're imitating you and making all this money
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off and you're not even there. But Sebastian said, it's good,
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very flattering. I don't even know if Harry Styles knew
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who I was. I think they probably had to show
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him a video and go, could you do this? You
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never know who knows and doesn't. Another reminder I do
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another show. It's called five Good News Stories every day,
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five things that went right in the world. No politics,
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no outrage, just good news. It's like five minutes long,
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comes out four days a week. Those days are Sunday, Tuesday,
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Thursday and Saturday. So if you listened to yesterday, you
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gotta wait till tomorrow. But anyway, follow the show where
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if you find this one and it is Friday, it
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is time for the Comedy stock Market. Take it away,
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Burt Reynolds, Comedy stock Market. I don't want to force
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this as a segment. I don't really have a lot
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of ideas. A lot of the news this week was
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around people like Sheen Gillis, and we bought some Sheen
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Gillis stock last week, so if you want to buy
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more Shane Gillis, sure, buy more Sheen Gillis. I do
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think we should buy some stock in a landscaping company.
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With the amount of landscapers just surrounding my house, there's
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apparently a lot of business in northern New Jersey. Maybe
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we open a landscaping company and forget about this podcasting nonsense.
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Let's also buy some stock in Dean Cook. If you
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called yesterday's DCN Live. I talked a little bit about
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the new Deane Cook movie that is coming out in September.
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I will do a deeper peace about that on Monday's
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audio podcast. But let's buy some stock in Dane Cook
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and a landscaping company and maybe Sheen gillis no sells
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this week not feeling negative and that's a pretty boring
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comedy stock market. On this Friday, we have a bunch
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of legal stories to go over. Comedians Eric Andre and
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Clayton English have reached a settlement in a lawsuit that
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they had filed challenging a police program at the Atlanta
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Airport that they said used racial profiling and coercive searches
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just as airline passengers, particularly black passengers, were about to
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board their flights. The lawsuit, originally filed in twenty twenty two,
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alleged to the two men were racially profiled and illegally
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stopped at the airport in Atlanta. The men said officers
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at the airport had singled them out because they were
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black and grilled them about drugs while other passengers watched.