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Calorouga, shark media, pull on Johnny Mack with your Daily
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Comedy News. The stories came out for Conan O'Brien as
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he accepted the Mark Twain Prize for Humor. Some of
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those stories included Adam Sandler, John mullaney, and Sarah Silverman.
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David Letterman was the one to hand the actual prize
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to Conan O'Brien, And let's listen to what Conan had
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to say, and take one guess who he's talking about here.
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Twain was suspicious of populism, jingoism, imperialism, the money obsessed
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many of the Gilded Age, and any expression of mindless
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American might or self importance. Above all, Twain was a
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patriot in the best sense of the world. He loved
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America a bit new it was deeply flawed. Twain wrote,
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Patriotism is supporting your country all of the time and
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your government when it deserves it.
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All right, Conan, that's all good and well, But how
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about the man.
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Some of you might be thinking, what does this have
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to do with comedy. It has everything to do with comedy.
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Everything the comedy I have loved all my life, Comedy
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that is self critical, deflating, and dedicated to the proposition
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that we are all flawed, absurd, and wallowing in the
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mud together. Twain is funny and important today because his
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comedy is a hilarious celebration of our fears, our ineptitude,
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and the glorious mess of being human. When we celebrate Twain,
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truly see him for who he was, We acknowledge our commonality,
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and we move just a little closer together.
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A few weeks earlier, Donald Trump had ousted the longtime
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president Deborah Rutterer and board chairman David Rubinstein from the
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Kennidy Center. Cohen and said, thanks for the people who
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invited me here a few months ago. Deborah and David. Honestly,
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I don't know why they're not here tonight, and I
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lost Wi FI in January. I guess they're stuck in traffic.
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And a special thanks to all the beautiful people who
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have worked here at the Kennedy Center for years and
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who are worried about what the future might bring. My
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eternal thanks for their selfless devotion to the arts that
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got a standing oh jumping around. John m'laney said, it's
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an honor to be here at the Kennedy Center, or
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as it will be no next week. The Roy Cohne
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Pavilion for Big, Strong Men who Love Cats. M'laney tagged
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it with congratulations to my friend Conan O'Brien on receiving
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the twenty sixth and final Mark Twain Prize. Will Ferrell
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said the whole thing was a distraction because I'm supposed
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to be shutting down the Department of Education. Stephen Colbert
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did a bit with spicy chicken wings and joked in
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light of the new leadership of the Kennedy Center, all
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of these are right wings, and a couple of them
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are truly insane. ConA never backs down. Case in point,
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when he accepted the More Twain Prize, this was a
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very different place. And today they announced two board members
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bacher A La Sad and Skeletor Asad is the former
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dictator of Syria and case shunot hip. On the cultural
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references there, I wasn't David Letterman said, I'm not historian,
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but I believe history will show in the history for
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all time. This will have been the most entertaining gathering
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of the resistance ever. Nicki Glazer, on the red carpet
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before the ceremony, said, I think it would be insane
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not to address the elephant in the room. It's in
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the air tonight. This night is about Conan, but it
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can be both. It seems like Nicky has quite been
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accepted into the cool kids club right She's at every
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event now. I wonder who her agent is. She's got
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the right people managing her career right now, and she's
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nailing it visible but not too much. She needed to
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tap the brakes and did. Sarah Silverman said, I just
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really missed the days when you, Conan were America's only
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orange A hole Martin short via video, There's no more
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fitting recipient getting the last ever Twain Prize here at
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the Robert F. Kennedy Center. The whole thing went two
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and a half hours layer on Netflix May fourth. It
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opened with a spoiler, the Masturbating Bear. Vulture observes that
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might have sent a message of resistance when Conan stepped
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down from the Tonight show. He was initially told he
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didn't have the right time to the various characters creating
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during his NBC years, including the Masturbating Bear. The bear
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was followed up by Robert smigelas Triumph, declaring thanks so
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much for coming, and also shame on you for being here.
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That should cover it. Yes, also appearing Bill Burr, who
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needs to disappear for a while. Andy Richter, Uh oh, yep,
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that's it. The Mark Twain Prize is canceled because Andy
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Richter appeared one hundred percent. This was the last Mark
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Twain Prize. Write it down. Andy Richter kills shows like
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ten Beginley in a Wet Dream, Tracy Morgan, Cameil Non Jehanny,
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and Reggie Watts. Non Gianni noted that Conan's name is
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mentioned on the Internet ninety three percent of the time
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when people talk about Simpsons writers, even though Conan only
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has a writing credit on three out of the seven
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and eighty one episodes. Camille joked the names of the
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Simpson episodes the Conen wrote are March Versus the Mono
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Rail and two other episodes. Sandler talked about when Conan
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got twelve thirty, everyone was going, who's gonna be Who's
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gonna be? Right When they said Conan, I swear to God,
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everyf and guy, every comedian, there was no jealousy. We
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were like, f yeah, he's the best man. We love.
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You're faster than all of us, You're nicer, than all
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of us, and I'm so happy this life was yours, buddy.
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The night ended with Conan O'Brien singing Rocking in the
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Free World with Adam Sandler on guitar. Sure why not?
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The UK Daily Mail used the headline Woke comedians target
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Trump as they roast Conan O'Brien at the Kennedy Center.
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I mean, I don't know is David lettermand woke is
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Adam Sandler. Woke is Adam Sandler. Funny is Andy Richter.
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Funny is Andy Richter? Woke Chelsea Handler is this week's
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Netflix special. It is called The Feeling. I did sit
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down and watch Bert Kreischer's special. I liked it a lot.
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It's just funny. It's no great takeaway, it doesn't mean anything.
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It's just jokes. But I was laughing. I think part
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of it, especially his opener as a man in his
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mid fifties, I get it. I know what you're joking
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about there. So that was a lot of fun for me.
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It is currently softly the best comedy special of the year.
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It's the first one all year, and it's already more
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twenty fifth that I will put in the top tier. Really,
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really don't have much yet. My list right now is
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top tier Bert, nothing else of the middle tier, Roy Wood,
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Ari Shafir and gab Iglesias, and then my didn't make
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It is quite long, including Schultz, rosebud Di, Stefano Lopez.
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It was just a horrific I might have to start
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a worst Specials of the Year list. Li's a trigger,
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which was fine. Eliza and Bill Burr and I've talked
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about this recently. I think that is not so much
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me being a cranky. I think it's just people are
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on their fifth or sixth special and it's a bit
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been there, done that, heard this before. We need some
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new voices in comedy. Bert went on Grace O'Malley's podcast
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Disgraceful and told a story about how he went to
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text his daughter Georgia. The text wrote, I love you
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more than anyone will ever love you in this entire world.
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The problem he has two Georgia's in his phone, his
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daughter Georgia and the host of my favorite murder, Georgia
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Heart's Dark. He explained, Georgia, my daughter has saved her
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name and my phone as Georgia, my favorite daughter Georgia
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Hardstark is saved on my phone as Georgia my favorite murder.
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I sent that text to Georgia Hartstark. She wrote back,
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Oh God, I'm reading this crying. Think it was for
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my dad. How sweet this is. I have to tell
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you have the wrong number. Now. I don't know if
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that story is the least bit true, but it is funny.
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Tomorrow on John mulaney Show, Pete Davidson, Lunel mac Packer,
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Henry Winkler, a funeral director in music from the band
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Mannekin Pussy. But when Yang on his podcast was asked
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how much he was allowed to add lib on Wicked,
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Yang said, I was daunted by the biblical precision and
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just the passion everybody was bringing to it. But we're
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all in over our heads except for director John Chew.
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He was the only person that needed to be above
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water with it and steer the ship. The rest of
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us were out to sea. Yang thought she would prank
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him by asking him to improvise after scripture takes. Yang
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also talked about imposter syndrome on SNL, revealing it was
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only when he took LSD on vacation that he could
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imagine himself. On the show, said I was like I
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don't think I can do this me being on the show.
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What is that going to look like? That's going to
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feel crazy. I was on the beach, That's where I
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took the LSD, and then I got over that idea
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just by watching sketches on my phone of Bill Hayter's Stephan.
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I hallucinated myself as Stephan. I was like, Oh, I
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see it now, And I got to tell Bill that
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James Cordon's neighbors are annoyed with him. Eighteen complaints have
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been filed about a proposed den that James wants to
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build at the bottom of his garden. The neighbors are
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worried that it might make the noise from Cordon's property
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even worse. One neighbors said of the Cordon family, one
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of the plays that drums, which can often be heard
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in my terrace and occasionally inside my flat even with
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the windows closed. Bill Maher's podcast had on Andrew Schultz
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really really good discussion there, good takes from both of
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them on the current state of politics as it put
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together the show today, the international crowd is really talking
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about an incident at a MAMAI comedy club. A mob
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violently ransacked, said club, and the building has been partly
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demolished after one of India's most prominent comedians did a
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satirical song about a local politician. The Guardian tells us
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Kunal Comra has a reputation for his cervic comedy. He
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often pokes fund at political figures. He was at the
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Habitat Comedy Club in Mumbai Friday night and did a
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parody song about Ekneth Shindey Hope I pronounced that correctly,
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the second most powerful figure in the local state government.
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The song referred to the Deputy Chief Minister as a guitar,
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which apparently means traitor that upset the leaders of one
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political party. On Sunday night, about twenty members of that
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party went to the Habitat Comedy Club and began to
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smash it apart, throwing chairs, tearing down posters and breaking
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the lights. A few ers after the attack, Commra went
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on Instagram and posted a photo of himself holding up
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a copy of the Indian Constitution captioned the Only Way Forward.
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Some local ministers claimed that the comedy club was illegal.
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A demolition team from the local council arrived at the
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venue on Monday and began demolishing part of the building
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on the grounds that had been illegally constructed. In a
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statement Monday, Habitat said it was shocked, word and extremely
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broken by the recent acts eventandalism targeting us. We've never
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been involved in the content performed by any artist. They
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are shutting down until quote, we figure out the best
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way to provide a platform for free expression while putting
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ourselves on our property in jeopardy. In Happier news, Saturday
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Night Live is teaming up with the Rock and Roll
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Hall of Fame. It is an exhibition called SNL Ladies
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and Gentlemen Fifty Years of Music. The exhibit places visitors
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in a recreation of Studio eight h. The experience mirrors
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the flow of the show, beginning with the cold open
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and moving into the home based stage where the host
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announced the musical guests. The exhibit also features costumes and
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props from SNL, including wardrobe from the Blues Brothers, The
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Famous in a Box Sketch, and the Sweeney Sisters. Musical
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guests wh would be represented include Blondie, Rundy mc mick Jagger,
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Miley Cyrus, Sabrina Carpenter, and Billie Eilish. The exhibit opens
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May twenty third at the Rock and Roll Hall of
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Fame in Cleveland. On Amy Poehler's new podcast, she told
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a story about winning Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatricals Women of
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the Year title in twenty fifteen. She said the ceremony
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consisted of sniveling eyes roasting me. One person said to Amy,
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you're the poor man's Tina Fey. The kid said it
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right before I went up. Amy said, I gave him
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the figure, which everybody was shocked about. And I don't
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know if it was the right of me in a guess,
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but I go fu. Kyle Mooney is now Kyle M.
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He's moving on from that whole comedy business. He has
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a serious album. In a YouTube video, he says, I
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don't want to be a clown anymore. I don't feel
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like I'm a character. I'm not a sketch. I think
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that's what most people think I am, but I'm not.
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His debut album has every genre of Western music. Kyle
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M explains, I sing every song, played, every instrument. That's
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all there, rock, country, R and B, dance. I promised
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this is art that's earnestly me. I promise there is
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nothing comedic about the Kyle m Project. He should deem
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up with Adam Sandler and out in La. Vulture Is
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Guaranteed is a new bi weekly comedy show at LA's
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Lyric Hyperion Theater. Good lineup tonight. Emily Knalano previous guest
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on this program, Naomik Peragin, Yes here Lester and Robin Tran.
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That's a good show. Still catching up from the trip,
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Let's see what I haven't told about? Katherine Ryan announced
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she's been diagnosed with skin cancer for the second time.
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She said in two thousand and four, she had what
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was described as a golf ball sized lump removed from
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her inner thigh. This time, tess have confirmed her mold
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to be early melanoma. Ken Jung may return to sitcom world.
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This would be a sitcom inspired by former California Senator A.
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Barbara Boxer. Fox is developing How Can We Help? It
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is set in the tenth District of Boston and follows
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newly elected congressman and local stain removal tycoon Jimmy Choi