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Kalaroga Shark Media. Do you like Conan O'Brien, because if
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you do, you'll like today's show, and if you don't,
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you might as well leave. Now. I'm Johnny Mack with
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your daily comedy news. This is the OSCARS Preview, your
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host for the ninety seventh Annuel Academy Awards, former late
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night talk show host current podcaster Conan O'Brien. He joked
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at a press conference, I only hosted so I could
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be invited. Conan did a lot of press this week.
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Everything I'm about to tell you here is from many
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different sources. I'll mention the sources for the most part,
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but understand that I'm really bouncing around from interview to
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interview and trying to piece things together thematically. As we
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had forward here, Conan was riffing. He said he was
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probably the greatest entertainer of the producers I've ever worked with.
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The producer said working with Conan has been a delightful experience.
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Conan said, well, we'll see what you're saying on Monday.
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The OSCARS team, they're incredible professionals. They know what they're doing,
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they do beautiful work, and it's been a thrill for
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myself off and from my head writer, Mike Sweeney, and
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also my lawyer as well. Conan said one of the
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things that as him the most excited is wearing a tuxedo.
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He said, it's the nicest thing I've ever put on
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in my life. It's made by High Society. Conan said
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it was important to use them because these are the
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people that make incredible wardrobe in Los Angeles. I didn't
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want to go with whatever designer. We wanted to do
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something that was from the community, and they made this
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incredible tuxedo. Another reason Conan accepted incredible lighting. I said
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yes to this happily because I wanted to be part
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of this magical machine and have for the first time
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my life, incredible lighting. Because when I see people on
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a mall, all they say is you look so good
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in person, what's wrong with you on television? And this
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is my chance, so let's get that lighting together. Conan
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got some advice from Pass hosts, including Billy Crystal and Kimmel.
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Conan said, I've spoken with Billy Crystal, who I think
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is the als. I'm great and mastered the hosting of
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the Oscars, in my opinion and will always be top
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Conan said Kimmel and his wife reached out to Conan
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and met him at a restaurant. Conan joked that Kimmel
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picked an expensive restaurant and ordered tons of appetizers that
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I don't need. I don't eat shell fish. He ordered
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it and then stuck me with a bill while wife
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Molly gave me all the pitches and the things I
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should know. Molly's the genius in that equation. They've been
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very supportive and very helpful, and so that's nice because
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I came up in a very different era of late night,
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when not everybody was chobby and friendly, and he didn't
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just pick up the phone. So this new era where
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people are so lovely to each other is something I
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don't take for granted. Interesting anecdote about Billy Crystal from
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the Times interview. Conan said, Billy lost his house in
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the fire, and I didn't want to bother him because
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I can only imagine. Then I saw him at the
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SNL fifty and we had a long talk. So I
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think I'm going to be texting him to say, hey,
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maybe here is some jokes things like that. Then he
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talked about the dinner with the Kimmel's ConA said things
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you wouldn't even think about, Like if you're doing a
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bit about somebody in act one, make sure they're in
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their seat, because sometimes five minutes into the monologue they're
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still loading people in. Jimmy said, just make sure you
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sit down when you can in between acts, because you're
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standing the whole three hours and it does start to
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wear away at you. So I've had a pair of
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metal legs made that I'm going to paint a flush color.
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ConA talked about Kimmel at a different piece and said
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his tips kept going back to try and sit down.
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If you could do the jokes sitting down, do them
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sitting down? What are you? Franklin roosevelts, it's funny. Conan
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was on Kimmel's show, and Kimmel said, I wouldn't give
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you tips on jokes or any of that stuff. I'd
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never do anything like that, and asked Conin do you
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have a tuxedo? Codin said, I have a tuxedo. I'm
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going to change out fits fifteen times. How many tuxedos
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would you wear in a night? Kimmel said, well, what
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I would have is two jackets, and I would switch
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into the second jacket, and I always felt dumb about it,
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And Conan said, good to known, and he would tie
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a chair to your butt. Right more Conan, he spoke
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to us Weekly and said, I've hosted many awards show
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in my life, but the Oscars it's the pinnacle. It's
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the one you dream about hosting when your child. As
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long as the pay is good, I'm looking into that.
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What can we expect. There'll be several moments in the
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Oscars were all be shirtless and oil, and I think
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that's going to hurt the program incredibly. My biggest goal
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is to enjoy the nine hours of the Oscar telecast.
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I think it would be a shame to get the
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chance to host the Oscars and not have a good time.
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So I'll be medicated. Conan said, the biggest hosting lesson
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he's learned over the years is that mistakes aren't mistakes.
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I'm someone who hopes that things sometimes go a little
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off the rails because that's where the real memorable moments
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happen on late night and on the Oscars. Yeah, there
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is this thing a couple of years ago. I don't
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know if you remember, remember Will Smith slap Chris Rock. Yeah,
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I think we're still talking about that. One Conan says
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he will address the current political climate during the awards,
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but he won't get bogged down in devisive jokes. I
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think it's host I can't ignore the moment we're in,
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but I also have to remember it's threading a needle.
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I also have to remember what we're here to celebrate
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and fuse the show with positivity and also shine a
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light and all those people that have worked incredibly hard,
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not just dayless celebrities, but people you never see, craftsmen
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and crafts people that work hard and have spent years
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making the films. But I do with humor, and then
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I also make sure the night doesn't drift into only
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about politics, because I think that's robbing people of something beautiful,
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hard work that they've done. So it's a difficult line
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to walk, but I'm determined to figure it out. We're
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told the show we'll have uplifting moments dedicated to la
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after January's fires. As for his week putting this together,
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it's been a thrill. It's like for the first time
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getting to drive a Ferrari. My philosophy on this is
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as the host, I'm the spokesperson in a way. I'm
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the person who's sitting in for anyone who's watching at home.
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If something happens it seems awful, funny, or strange, I
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should comment on it. Will Conan have a musical opening?
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His answer, I can either confirm nor deny anything that's
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happening anywhere in the show, mostly because I don't know
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what's going on. I don't come to rehearsal. I hang
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out a cheesecake factory which is on Vinen Island. The
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whole check here in this business to get people to watch,
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to see what's gonna happen. See, this is the mistake
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I used to make. I used to tell people exactly
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what I was going to do long before I did it,
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and no one tuned in. Then I learned, oh, don't
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tell people what you're gonna do. A magician taught me
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that The New York Times profiled Conan. Conan had to
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evacuate his home during the fires. His wife called and
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asked what to save. His only thought was a nineteen
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eighty letter from author E. B. White, Conan had written
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to him as a teenage fan. Conan said, and he
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wrote me back a really sweet letter. So I said,
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just grab that if the rest goes, it goes. Conan
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is still living in a hotel. His preparation for hosting
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the Oscars has included bringing in ten of his own writers,
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running jokes by the crew, and dropping into clubs in
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LA to try out the material. You know now that
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I'm thinking, I'll tell you. I had reached out to
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Smigel's camp to see if I get him on to
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talk about Night of Too Many Stars, and I got
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silence back, probably because Smigel's probably working with Conan on this,
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now that I think about it. That said, professionally, a
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non response is just the worst thing high Night of
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Too Many Stars. Just write me back and say, like,
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the dude's busy, or we hate your show, or nobody
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listens to your show. We're not doing that. Non Responses
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aren't cool if you work professionally in the industry. No
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is a perfectly good answer. Hey do you want to
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host the Oscars? No? Hey do you want to host
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the Oscars? Well, I'll get back to you, or let
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me think about it. That's not good. It's seem like
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with your friends, do you want to hang out Saturday night? No?
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Just tell them no. If you don't want to hang out.
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Just no is a fine answer anyway. Hopefully I'll hear
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from the Smigel people. I'm just genuinely interested in the
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event and what goes into the event, and in the
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most positive way. You raise some money, where does the
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money go? I don't mean that like I'm hosting sixty minutes.
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I don't mean it like where does the money go?
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I mean like, oh, where does the money go? You? Guys,
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guys seem like you're doing a good thing. You'd like
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to learn more about it. So smigle camp, someone get
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back to me if you want to tell me. Nobody
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listen to the podcast. That's fine. I have digressed to
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Conan brought in ten writer is one of them, possibly
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perhaps maybe who knows Robert Smigel to work on the jokes.
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They've been running jokes by the crew and dropping in
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at clubs in LA to try out material. But they've
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been keeping that on the DL. I haven't heard a
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thing about that. That'll probably come out next week. Interesting
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that that hasn't leaked at all. Conan said, I started
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seriously writing comedy around the time I was eighteen, and
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that's what I think about all the time. But he
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says there's no formula. It's frustrating, but it's not math.
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He can't prove it. The only way to find out
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is to try it on people. He also wouldn't tell
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The Times if he's doing a musical number or an
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opening montage. My guess one hundred percent, Yes, one hundred percent.
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I have no doubt he will do something musical and
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goofy to open up. But Conan says nothing's in stone.
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I'm leaving every possibility on the table. I have choices
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right now. We'll see what happens. Conan got a little
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more serious with The Times. I said yes, because I'm nostalgic,
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particularly now about my childhood. The biggest thrill I've had
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in my career is meeting the celebrities that were on
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my TV when I was a little boy. So when
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I met Don Knats, I lost my mind. When I
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met Tom Cruise, I was happy and he was lovely
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to me, but it couldn't have the same impact as
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Don Knots, and I remember watching Johnny car Person hosts
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the Oscars and that being a big deal. The entertainment
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landscape has changed a lot. I told Billy Crystal, you
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hit a note that I don't think you can hit
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anymore because when people tuned into his Oscars, everyone had
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seen the movies. He was parrotying, it's not the communal
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campfire that maybe it once was. But I still think
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the Oscars is meaning really good cinema, especially when it's
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from different countries, different points of view, as an incredible
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amount of residence and importance right now, and this is
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the night that celebrates that. To be part of it
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is meaningful to me. I don't think of it as
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a thankless task. Even if I just do it once
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and no one's interested in me in doing it again,
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it'll have been a meaningful experience for me. My parents
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aren't here to see it. Yeah, they passed away last year,
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but I know it would have been a huge deal
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to them. I was able to tell my father and
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he was impressed. He probably wondered, couldn't they find someone else.
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ConA told people I have a really great photograph of
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my parents laughing in the audience, an event I did
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years ago, and I realized early on the original reason
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anybody gets into comedy is just trying to make our
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parents laugh. I used to think to myself sometimes, Huh,
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why would I continue doing comedy. If my parents aren't
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here anymore, I'll still be thinking about them on Oscar
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night and trying to get them to laugh. That's kind
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of a comfort. It's also more pressure in case in
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the hereafter they don't like it, and they let me know.
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When your parents go through all that effort to travel
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through space, time and the mists of mystery to tell
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you they didn't love it, that's a crushing blow. So
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I've really got to nail it. The topic of politics
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came up again. Conan said, it's all about threading the needle.
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I'm there really to talk about the films, to talk
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about the industry, and yeah, there's gonna be political jokes
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here and there. There have to be. But if it's
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a screed, I'm doing a disservice to everybody. I'm actually
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doing a disservice to the people who might agree with
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the screed. In my opinion, however, anyone voted should not
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be a prerequisite for whether you enjoy the show. I
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feel very strongly about that. What's Conan the most nervous
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about getting the tone right. The tone's been shifting a
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lot in LA and people love to project their agenda
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on a big show. The thing I think the most
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about is how the ground can shift between when I'm
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talking to you. This is the New York Times and
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this is by Molna Rizzicks. I'm not friend of the show,
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Jason Zinneman. Perhaps Malayna could become a friend of the show,
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but ConA wants to get the tone right. The tone