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Kalaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Max with your
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daily comedy news. Conan O'Brien returns to Late Nights, not
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just the concept of the Late Night, but the actual
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NBC Late Night with Seth Myers. It is his first
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time as a guest on the Seth Myers incarnation. He
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made a cameo appearance early in Jimmy Fallon's run That's
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tonight at twelve thirty seven am. If you want to
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stay up late, I am sure someone will share social
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media clips in your favorite podcast. Here, we'll recap it
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for you. Got some information for the Just for Laughs
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in Montreal, Rebirth Festival JFL has announced the programming lineup
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for off JFL, the festival's unique edgy sibling that has
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been a launch pad for the next generation of artists.
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This year's off JFL features Russell Howard, Jen Marco Ciresi,
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a Kay, Trevor Wilson, Emil Wakeem Nish Kumar, Robbie Hoffman,
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Ivan Decker and some others. This is some real good
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names there. I got to drop the website into English.
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I can sort of quote unquote read French, but not
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in a way where I can quote unquote read it
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and explain it to you as I'm doing the podcast
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here live ish. So this is not the main festival,
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but let's see what we got here. July seventeenth, the
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Sketch Show, Friday the eighteenth, the Montreal Show, a couple
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of midnight surprises in there. Sunday Night improv. I've been
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deck around Wednesday the twenty third, that's in the middle
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of the festival, proper cave. Treva Wilson that same night,
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Nish Kumar that same night, and I think that's the
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night of New Faces. Boy, that's a pack night. Maybe
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I'll go up there that day. So decided I finally
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found a contact for the new press people. I need
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to reach out to them. Jay Jorden on Thursday the
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twenty fourth, in front of the show Marco SOIRESI on
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Saturday at ten o'clock. Good to see the festival back
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and starting to come together. Now, that's good. Waiting for
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the big announcements and the new faces and all that.
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Agunwotum is the latest to flirt with the idea of
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leaving SNL Goldderby dot com, which suddenly is reporting a
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lot of comedy stuff that's hitting my google anyway. Ego
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was at an Emmy's FYC event and said, I want
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to create something that feels like it's mine. I want
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to showcase some of my other talents now that I've
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done so much on the show. But I love the show,
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so there's no telling what happens there or doesn't bo
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When Yang said, this is kind of what everyone's negotiating.
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It's a nice sort of collective check in for everybody.
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I don't think any of us is really at the
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foresight and what life would be like afterwards, and now
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that we're on the other side of it, I think
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we're all kind of assessing mighty. Gardner said, I think
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I'm looking for open doors. I found that sometimes the
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easiest things that come to me are the most fulfilling ones,
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so that's what I'm looking for. Interesting. I think we're
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going to say massive cast turnover, but time will tell.
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My former coworker Jamie Fox, got emotional while accepting the
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Ultimate Icon Award at the BET Awards on Monday night.
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Jamie struggled to hold back tears during his speech. He
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thanked God for giving him a second chance following his
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health emergency. Jamie said, I don't want to make this
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whole speech about that. You can't go through something like
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that and not testify. I cannot even begin to express
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the love that I feel from everybody out there. I
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gotta be honest. When I saw the in Memoriam, I
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was like, man, that could have been me. Kevin Hart
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was the host of the BET Awards. He had some
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really strong material here, which obviously he told better than
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I will recount to you. But Kevin said, I'm shutting
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down the idea of after parties. No after parties tonight,
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none take your asses home after this. That's why I
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did this on a Monday. People gotta go to work tomorrow.
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No after parties. That's where stuff gets slippery at those
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after parties. We're learning a lot about people, aren't we.
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We're learning a lot. Take your asses home, and people
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assumed that was a commentary on the dedde Combs trial.
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One of Kevin Hart's other rules for the night was
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he wanted to keep things classy and he would only
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refer to attendees by their government names, no nicknames, no
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rap names. He gave a shout out to Dwayne Michael
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Carter Junior aka Lowayne Calvin Cortizor brought us Junior, that
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Snoop Dogg and Gloria Hallelujah Woods. Kevin Hart said a
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lot of people expected to see a big church in
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the back selling fish plates. Nope, that's Glorilla. Kevin also
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joked that he'd gotten the audience self driving Waymo cars
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to take the audience home. The event took place in
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Los Angeles. Taylor Thomlinson addressed these situation in LA on
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her soon to be over a late night show and
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said late night shows aren't funny anymore. We're just the
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news now. I don't know. I just have a hard
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time talking about any of the stuff because I don't
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think it's funny. I can't imagine being somebody whose mom
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or dad, or brother or sister got abducted by ice
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and you turn on TV and it's just some dumb
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B word and a ponytail saying Trump's just being silly.
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I don't know how to make it funny. It's not funny.
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She then joked, how are the day laborers at home
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depot possibly hurting Americans? Have you gone a home depot? Literally?
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All they do is offer to help. Stephen Colbert said
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there's been some pelting of police and ice agents with
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rocks and garbage. For example, people began throwing objects at
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law enforcement and protests that started when demonstrators took over
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the one oh one, although locals were quick to point
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out they should have taken over the four O five
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to the five and saved at least ten minutes on
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the road to fascism. That is a wonderfully, wonderfully crafted joke.
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Good j job. Stephen Colbert's left Stephen Colbert writers seth
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Meyer said, Also, if you're against property damage and protesters
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flying un American flags, you guys would have hated January sixth, Hey,
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did we know Jim Jeffries has a new show on Fox?
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I host this thing every day. I feel like I
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would have mentioned it. Maybe I raced it from my brain,
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but apparently he had a show on Fox last night
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called The Snake. The Snake features fifteen contestants leveraging their
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unique skills and relying on their powers of persuasion. Throughout
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the game, a snake is chosen to juggle the fate
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of their fellow competitors, all trying to compete for the
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grand prize of one hundred thousand dollars, which is, you know,
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kind of a lot of money, but not a lot
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of money. The feds are gonna take their cut. You're
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gonna go home with maybe sixty grand. How much is
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Fox getting for one commercial on this show. Yeah, sounds
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like a lot until you look at the math. Jeffrey said,
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there is no backstabbing you in this game. People are
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stabbing you in your front. What makes this show different
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from other shows is once you win the challenge, you
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get to become the Snake. You get a Snake Medallion,
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the most coveted character in the game, and then we
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have a saving ceremony, not an elimination ceremony, where the
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Snake decides either going to save first, then that person
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decides to save another person, and that person decides to
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save another person until we get down to the final
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two players, and then the Snake decides who gets to
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live and who goes home. Patton Oswald is joined the
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cast of Star Trek Strange New Worlds. He plays a
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vulcan in season three. That's terrible casting, like really really terrible.
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Love Patton Oswalt, but there's nothing about Patton Oswalt that
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is vulcan. He doesn't look like a Vulcan. He doesn't
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act like a Vulcan. Even if he's a world thespian,
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He's still going to look like Patton Oswalt and Hobbit makeup.
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This is a terrible, terrible idea and I'm a big
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tricky and it gets worse Star Trek fans. During the
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brief interaction, Spock tells Patton Oswalt's character to give him five.
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Oswalt's character gives Spock a high five. Then Spock says,
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now go down low and lowers his hand. Before Oswalt's
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character can make contact with Spock's hand, Spock pulls his
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hand away. Uh, I almost dropped a JFC there. I'm
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a big treky. The current regime at Star Trek is
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just awful. Patton Hoswald Star Trek character says, why would
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you do that? Spock says, because you are too slow?
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Oh my god, what are you people doing? Just leave
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Star Trek dye in piece. Some fellow nerds said they
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hope Patton Oswald gets more Vulcan episodes. He would have
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to appear in three episodes to pass Sarah Silverman, who
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appeared in two episodes of Star Trek and of course,
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Dignataro was in several seasons of The Horrible, Horrible, Horrible
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Star Trek Discovery. You don't want to start me on
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that topic. If you ever meet me in person and
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you say Star Trek to me, you're gonna regret it.
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Caleb hearing And is getting an HBO special. It'll tape
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in Chicago. Little debut this fault, you know. Rosenstein, the
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executive vice president of HBO Programming, Late Night and Specials, said,
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we're thrilled to work with Caleb on his first comedy special.
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He's wildly funny and has kind of an emotion, a
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ledge and honesty that it feels totally his own. This
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special captures everything that makes him such a fresh and
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fearless voice in comedy. How do you know it hasn't
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recorded yet? Hmmm? Caleb said, thank you to HBO for
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the opportunity. I look forward to seeing what the platform
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will be called in the fall. That's good. That's your
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