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On Today Show, Conan O'Brien's gonna win the Mark Twain Prize.
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Jamie Fox took a shot at somebody, was it? Cant Williams,
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Bill Burr's got a big profile and variety and Roywood
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Junior specials out on Hulu Today. Not that their publicist
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wants me to know about it. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack
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with Today's Daily Comedy News. Conan O'Brien will be the
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next recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.
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He'll be honored at the annual gala March twenty third
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at the John F. Kennedy Senator for the Performing Arts
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in Washington, d C. Netflix will stream the events sometime
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later in the year, so expect a lot of Conan
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press coming up because he's also hosting the Oscars on
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March second. Conan becomes the twenty sixth person to receive
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the award. Others include Carl Reiner, wi Be Goldberg, Tina
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fe Eddie Murphy, Jay Leno, David Letterman, and I believe
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Bill Cosby oops at his fact check that he did.
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The Kennedy Center rescinded the honor in twenty eighteen. I've
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got some Bill Cosby stories to tell, and I will
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tell them, but not today. Perhaps after his death I
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will share them digress. Conan said, I'm honored to be
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the first winner of the Mark Twain Prize, recognized not
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for humor but for my work as a riverboat pilot.
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Deborah Rutterer is the president of the Kennedy Center and
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said from Saturday Night Live and The Simpsons, where he
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was a writer, including the unbelievably funny monorail episode, Oh
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that's a trigger for me. I'm going to be singing
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monorail all day now. Conan is a master of invention
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and reinvention, consistently pushing the envelope in search of new
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comedic heights. I look forward to honoring his immense legacy
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and enduring impact with an uproarious evening in the Concert
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Hall on March twenty third. The Holly Reporter has a
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nice bio of Conan. He began his career on HBO's
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Not Necessarily the News. Remember that show, fellow oldies I
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used to watch that. He was a writer on SNL
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and The Simpsons took over for Letterman in ninety three,
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hosted this Night Show for seven minutes in two thousand
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and nine, kind of hit out on TBS No offense
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for eleven years on TBS, No offense, but kind of
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hit out. I think if we ranked everything Cony did,
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the TBSC years probably had the least impact. And then
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he started a podcast which has done okay, that one
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called Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. Dave Chappelle hosts Saturday
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Night Live. This week. They put out an interesting promo.
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Dave Chappelle appears in it but never speaks. Towards the
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end of the promo we see Chappelle on a stool,
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but I will play the audio for you with this
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Morgan Freeman esque or perhaps actually Morgan Freeman voiceover. Who knows,
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but let's listen.
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Studio AH, New York City's Helloed Comedy Ground, a fifty
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year tradition we left of that Saturday Night Live, all
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great past of these halls. Also Stephen Chagall and This Saturday.
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So some background there on the Steven Sagal shot. Former
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SNL writer Al Franken in twenty twenty two called Sigal
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an effing moron whose big sketch idea involved him. I
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don't even want to voice this doing something very very
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sexually violent to cast member Victoria Jackson again in a
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sketch Franken recalled, asking him, so he want us to
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do the ugliest sketch that's ever been on television. Lauren
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michael Is the ones called Sagal the biggest jerk who's
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ever been on the show. Wow. Jamie Fox is out
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with Cameron Diaz. They're promoting Back in Action. They were
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on Complex's Goat Talk. Jamie was asked what is his
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goat curse word? And I'm really gonna have to let
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you use your imagination here. Jamie said, B word made
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an N word. Okay, I don't even want to tell
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you what it rhymes with. You'll figure it out. You're smart.
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Now Here, he took a shot at someone folks on
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the interwebs suspect he's talking about Kat Williams. Fox said,
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be Made for Me is actually scientific because when I
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see the guy that I'm talking about, he's usually small.
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He's one hundred and twenty eight pounds. Camer Diez was curious,
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asking how many men do you know who were one
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hundred and twenty eight pounds. Jamie said a lot of comedians.
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I'll leave it at that. A lot of little MF
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comedians be made an n F at here man tiny
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it's tiny mfer. So the theory is he could mean
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Kevin Hart, but I don't recall Kevin and Jamie and
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talking about each other ever, or Kat Williams, who definitely
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has talked about Jamie. Steve Harvey, who is not one
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hundred and twenty eight pounds, has also previously referred to
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Kat Williams as a heater. We'll keep an eye on
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this little beef. Johnny Mack likes comedy beefs. That's good
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for the show. Bill Burr did a lengthy interview with Variety.
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I'm seeing a lot of pushback to Burr's appearance on
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Kimmel the other night, people suggesting that Burr is tone
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def or sucking up to Gavin Newsom or something. I
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don't know, but going up a level. I'm seeing more
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and more chatter from longtime Bill Burr fans who feel
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like Bill has I don't know what to describe it,
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gone soft, gone Hollywood, lost his way. The vibe being
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they prefer the old Bill Burr, not the current incarnation
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who seems to be I don't know, more restrained. I'm
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not sure I'm feeling that, but I definitely have caught
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that vibe on several podcasts that I listen to. I'll
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pick up this article for the next few days and
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tomorrow on this program Larry the Cable Guys my guest.
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So I'll do a little of this today, a little Sunday,
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and it might even carry in it a Monday. It's
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pretty long. You'll find it Variety, and I've shared it
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in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. Please
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feel encouraged to join us there and join in on
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the conversation Hurtzeld Variety. I'm feeling pretty lucky. Bill had
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evacuated his house due to the La fires, as covered
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on Kimmel Kills Me. It's just a lot of bots.
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I think it's trees in his behavior to politicize everything
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and keep it working people at each other's throats. It's
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all like it for one group of people. It's not
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working people. This is not meant to be any sort
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of Bill Burr impression. I'm just separating it from my
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normal reading voice. I go back to any arc my
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comic friends tell me how soft La is. I'm like
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oh you New York has come out here and you
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leave with the tail between your legs because you can't
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hack it. It's funny in LA is considered the soft place,
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but then when they see our weather, they start quoting revelations.
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I'm a New Yorker who has spent time in LA.
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I've never lived in LA. But I have no idea
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what Burr is talking about there about New York is
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going out there and then not being able to hack
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Los Angeles. No idea whatsoever. But again, I'm not a
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comedian and I've never lived in Los Angeles. Burr's out
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promoting his hilarious special Drop Dead Years. It'll be out
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March fourteenth. Now, if you want to make a case
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for Burr has gone establishment, the Hulu stand up comedy
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series is pretty mainstream. Jim gaff again, Sembastian I think
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is part of that lineup, and Roy Wood Junior, Who's
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got one out today. Roy's is called Lonely Flowers. In
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Lonely Flowers, Roywood Junior riffs on how isolation has sense,
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society spiraling ins who a culture of guns, protests, root employees,
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self checkout lanes, and sex parties. Roy told NPR when
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I It'd be Easy's Comic View in two thousand and
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four had gotten turned down three years in a row,
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and I got so angry with them. I watched every
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episode and I cataloged every topic that was breached by
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comedians for the previous year's entire season. How many jokes
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about being ugly, here's sex jokes, here's race jokes, president
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famous people, and cataloged at all And this told myself
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that entire year, I won't make a joke about any
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of those things. So now, at a minimum, i'm original.
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I like that approach. That's pretty good. Roy talked about
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leaving the Daily Show. It goes back to the Doug
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Herzog quote that I posted the day that I left
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for I said, you don't own these jobs. You rent them,
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and sooner or later your numbers up. So it doesn't
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matter if I stayed at The Daily Show sooner or
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later and exits inevitable. It's which uncertainty will you choose
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stay at this job. I'm not sure who's going to
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get hired as host. With the uncertainty of not having
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a job and trying to create another job and maybe
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to be a better job, choose he told a story
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about his dad being a founding investor in Soul Train.
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Roy said, my dad was the first black announcer at
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pretty much most stations. He worked out in the fifties
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and sixties doing news for the most part. And so
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we got with some people up in Chicago and decided
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to create the National Black Network. And the National bl
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Black Network was a series of syndicated news stories and
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articles and programs that would be sent out to black
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radio stations across the country. My dad gets pulled over
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by a cop and the cop is a really deep voice.
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He's in the middle of getting a ticket. My dad goes, yeah, man,
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you have a nice voice. You should be on the radio.
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You should be out here doing this. And my dad
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gave the cop his card. That cop Don Cornelius, Officer
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Don Cornelius of the Chicago PD. He'd only been a
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cop for a year. He quit. He started working at
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a radio station as reporter, got an inch for the
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media and came up with an idea for a show,
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Soul Trained. He goes up to my father goes, hey, man,
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I'm taking up money if you want to be an
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investor in the show. Roy says, my pops gave Don
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Cornelius some of the money to shoot the pilot for
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Soul Trained. My dad gave maybe, like, let's say it's
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a thousand dollars, which is a good jillion billion dollars
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in nineteen eighty six. And once the show started, my
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dad goes, hey, don I need that money, man, and
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Don goes, instead of giving your money back, why don't
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keep you on as a producer. You can be an
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executive producer for the rest of your life, to which
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my dad said, nobody wants to watch black people dance.
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Give me my money. Don paid him back. My father
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took the money, signed away his rights to any claims
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of the Soul Train empire. And that was that. Wow.
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A lot more here from Roy Wood, But I'll push
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that into the weekend as well, because that's an awesome story.
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You and always go out on top, all right. Johnny
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Mac feels bad. You know, I'm on here and I'm like, hey, guys,
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buy me a coffee. Come on, buy me a coffee.
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Will you buy me a coffee? And then poor Avon
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goes and buys me not one, but two coffees, And
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do I thank her on the show?
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You think I thank her on the show. I didn't.
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I'm sorry, Ivon. I appreciate you. Thank you for buying
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me two coffees by going to buy me a coffee
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dot com slash Daily Comedy News. Now to be fair
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when you do buy me a coffee. I got a
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note in my inbox and Avon shot me note. She's like, hey,
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you know, did you get the coffee? Is what's going on?
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Like friendly, not like being excuse me, me being trick or anything.
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She just want to make sure that you know some
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scammer she does want, like Nigerian scammers getting the coffee
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she intended for me. So I looked and this had
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happened while I was in Antarctica, so I missed the email.
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So Evon thank you and I apologize. But anyway, you
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can go to buy me coffee dot com slash Daily
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Common News. Look at this, I almost have like forty
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percent of this one left today. I will take your money.
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I will drive to the National Dome chain where I've
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already pre ordered because I'm not gonna talk to anybody.
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It's twenty twenty five. I've got apps and reward points
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and stuff, and I have a ready clicked large iced coffee,
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caramel milk. I go in and I get it, and
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I get back in and then I pat my dog.
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My dog's been coming for ride. And I don't want
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letters from people to be like you look your dog
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on the corder. It's twenty seconds, dude, Relax, dog likes
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coming in the morning. Bill Hayter spoke to K'SLA about
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the La fires. Oh, I better reset here and get
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the cause. I just laughed a little, But this story's
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not funny and all. Bill Hater's home was destroyed in
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the fires, he told KTLA. People keep saying unreal. It
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doesn't seem real. I'm sorry. I'm in shock. Just gone
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everything Alphabet streets, which is to me, kind of the
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heart of the Palisades. This beautiful, beautiful area is gone.
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The whole thing is gone. I got a video showing
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the fire and rush back, but by the time I
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got back it was gridlock traffic. I'm glad I got
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my family out during this city evacuation. Men's Health was
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concerned about Jay Leno's car collection. Jay's been out and
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about volunteering. Men's Health happily reports Jay's car collection appears
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to be safe. Most of his vehicles are stored in
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an empty aircraft hangar at Hollywood Birdbank Airport. Interesting. How
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much does that cost a rent? And I didn't know this.
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Jay's got another estate in Newport, Rhode Island that he
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bought in twenty seventeen for thirteen and a half million dollars.
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Jay hanging out in Rhode Island. Interesting? And if Fox
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News apparently doesn't get the Tim Dillon podcast, they reported