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Callarogas Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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Daily Comedy News. The comedy gods must have heard me,
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because after a week of nothing, there is a lot
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this week. But let's start with the funniest thing of
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the year so far by a mile. If you have
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not yet watched Conan O'Brien's Mark Twain Prize Award on Netflix,
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absolutely go watch it. It is hilarious right out of
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the box. John mulaney crushes the opening monologue. Other people
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that I wrote down notes about Nikki Glazer's set is
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pretty strong. Bill Burr, you know, he was okay, And
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I thought that the set ended abruptly, and I started
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to post in the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy
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News podcast group, hey was there an edit here? And
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I quickly got my answer because they cut to Kamil Nanjianni,
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who was already mid set. But Kamil was also very
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very funny, sour silverman with a bit that I'm still
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thinking about day later. I don't want to spoil it
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at all, but just trust me. For me, it proved
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once again, Adam Sandler not funny. Adam Sandler a fantastic
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dramatic actor. Go see him in Uncut Gems, in the
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Basketball Movie and the Space Movie. He's pretty good at os,
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but comedian not funny at all. And I know right
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now you're like Johnny Mack, but he's Adam Sailor. Watch
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the Mark Twain Awards. You tell me Adam Sandler's funny,
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he's not. And then the King David Letterman at the end.
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That was fantastic. Nate Bergatsy has a book out today.
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It is called Big Dumb Eyes, Stories from a Simpler Mind.
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And there's a full court press happening, and I will
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talk about that at the end, but a big, big
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shiny profile in Esquire, the theme is basically, Nate has
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waited for his turn, and now that he's getting his turn,
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he's gonna let you know that he's a little ticked off.
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The edit to wait, They opened up with the headline
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we keep seeing that Nate is going to step aside
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from stand up comedy. I'll believe it when I see it.
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Nate tells Esquire two more tours. I got this tour
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I'm about to go out on, and I want to
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do one more. Nate figures he will wrap up his
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stand up career in five years. He even knows the closer.
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For his final set, he will deliver the joke and
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then say thank you, good night and leave the stage forever.
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As for that theme of having to wait for a while,
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Nate says, I never got to do letterman. I got
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told I was too mundane. I had to look the
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word up. I didn't know what it meant. Wasn't good.
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He talked about Hollywood. They have a system. I like
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their system. I try to be in their system, and
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then I keep getting told no. So I had to
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go create my own thing. I wanted to be great
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at stand up. I'm not trying to say him great,
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but I just knew I needed to figure out how
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to be great at this one thing and then the
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rest will come. That's what's happening now. You get a
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lot of stuff. You either make it at twenty or forty.
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No one makes it in the middle. The Esquire article
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quotes Julian McCullough, an old friend and comic who MCEs
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Nate's arena shows. Julian says Nate has a gift of camouflage.
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He'll be sitting in a room because of the way
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his face looks and the way he talks, people think
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he's not picking up on everything. No one is more
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aware or observing people's behavior more than he is. He's
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like one of those stick you can't believe it's a
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bug because he's watching the whole time. Nate discusses giving
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up alcohol in twenty nineteen, explaining I did not have
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a control on it. I'd go too hard with it,
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but I knew if I want to go to where
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I want to go, then this is the way. Does
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he miss it drinking? Nate says, I think I missed
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the relief of drinking. But these days golf helps. I
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tell a lot of comics. If you want to do something,
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you've got to really obsess over it. That's not always fun.
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I mean that means you wake up to go pee
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in the middle of the night and you're thinking about comedy.
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If I'm going to be obsessed over something, then I'll
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use it to my advantage. The profile, which again thorough,
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and it's going to take me three days to get
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through it. Here on the podcast, and Nate talks about
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incorporating his family into his material. His daughter is now twelve.
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Nate says, I've backed off a lot on my daughter.
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She's at the age where kids are going to pick
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on her or say something that is a good decision
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by dad there. As for wife Laura, Nate has a
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strategy for writing marital material. You've got to show love.
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If I want to talk about my family, you have
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to believe that I love them, or I'm the worst
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person ever. The audience needs to know this is a
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happy couple. That's a typical fight. So, as I said,
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I'll pick it that for the next three days, and
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there's going to be a ton of Nate's articles this week.
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My sense here is this is a big push by
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the Hollywood people. We've talked about how Nicki Glazer has
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been being pushed. Oh I forgot to mention that during
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the The Conan set, Nicki's people got that done. How
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did Nicki get on that show? I mean, the rest
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of the bill was just at a level above Nicki Glazer.
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other people were Adam Sandler, despite my opinion, and David
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So behind the scenes here, stay with me here. I'm
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not complaining at all. But a year ago, when I
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saw the book was announced, I reached out to the
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publicity people and I was like, Hey, can I get
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on the listen. They're like, yeah, check back in like
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a while. So all right. So I checked back in
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a while. And the vibe I got from the publicist
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because I've been around the media for thirty years now
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and I kind of can read between the lines, I
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got the vibe from them that the book publicity is
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not being run through the book publicity department, that someone
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else has their hands in it. So I think this
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is coming straight out of Hollywood or wherever Nate's team is. Yeah,
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it looks like Nate is with UTA, the United Talent Agency.
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Curious who Nicky Glazers with? Nicki's also with UTA. Okay,
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I'm onto something here anyway. So I don't think I'm
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going to get an interview with Nate. He seems to
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be doing the Today Show and Esquire and things like that,
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And that's fine, I tried. If you want to see
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how much of a push this thing is, let me
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read the credits for the Esquire article. This is a
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print article that credits photography by Jeffrey Leeman, styled by
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Alfonso Fernandez Navaz, hair by Eric Miller, grooming by Katie Kendall.
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Production by Catherine Prado, Tailoring by Jason Jarrett, Visual director
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James Morris, Executive design director Martin Hoops, Entertainment director Andrea Cutt.
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This is for a print article. This isn't Nate jumped
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on Zoom with Johnny Mack in his basement Anyway. More
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of that over the next couple days. As the comedy
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Dearth is over, Thank you Comedy news gods. Hey is
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Colin Jost leaving SNL? People are thinking that I've talked
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about that in the season finale, Colin's wife, Scarlett Johansson
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is the guest. However, Scarlett Johnson's also in a Jurassic
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movie this summer, so it's not absurd or random that
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she is the final guest host of the year. I
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saw some chatter over the weekend that some people thought
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Michael Longfellow might be next up for the guest Some
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of the chemistry between Jost and Michael during SNL this
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weekend and made people think that Michael Jay is now
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in fifth place for most appearances as an SNL cast
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member with two hundred and twenty, he is eight episodes
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behind Colin Jost. Next up on that list Seth Meyers
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at two fifty three, Darryl Hammond at two sixty seven,
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which does not include Darryl as the staff announcer, and
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Keenan Thompson at a probably uncatchable at this point, four
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hundred and forty one. SNL makes between eighteen and twenty
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two episodes a season, let's call it twenty, So to
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catch Keenan's four forty one, first of all, Keenan would
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have to stop doing it, and then Joe ster Chay
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at twenty episodes and being around two hundred behind, would
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have to stick around another ten years. That's if Keenan
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stops doing it. Speaking of SNL, Marcelo Hernandez got what
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a coworker of mine used to call a wax job.
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He got his car waxed by Rolling Stone. This was
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a big fluff piece and the interviewer clearly a big
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Marcelo Hernandez fan. We learned that Marcelo is working on
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a Netflix special which he's been writing. During breaks from SNL,
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Marcelo was at Helium and did three sets back to
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back to back, playing with the order and adding little
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bits here and there. Marcelo told Rolling Stone, you're exploring
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because those are good crowds. Jerry Snifellow, he said, good
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crowds help you explore, and tough crowds help you edit.
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So this was a very exploratory weekend. Now what do
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I mean by got his car wax? Let me read
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you this paragraph of bait him. Part of Hernandez's lure
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is precisely that he seems so approachable. He gives off
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supreme kid brother vibes, or, as one Vogue writer put it,
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golden retriever energy, and at the same time channels the
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class clown every girl had a crush on in high school.
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When I tell a few girlfriends I'm interviewing him, the
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news is met with some version of a squeal heard
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only a dog frequencies. He's five feet eight and stocky.
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He was an snl short king ambassador for nothing, with
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curly hair that seems to get wilder than more energetic.
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He gets like an ECG for chaos, and although he
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considers every question seriously, hardly ever breaking eye contact, there's
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always a twinkle of anarchy somewhere past his retinas. When
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the waiter comes by, it off for drinks. Hernandez grabs
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my phone and presses pause on my recording, declaring his
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cocktail order off the record. It's a secret for now,
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but people should know he had two of them. Sounds
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like somebody is a big fan of Marcelo Hernandez. Boy,
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this is exciting. I actually bumped three stories after a
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week of nothing. The comedy gods have brought the news back.
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It is so nice. I shared a few things in
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the Facebook group, including the nay thing that I'm picking
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away at. There's also a fantastic Bill Burr article in
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the New Yorker. I'll start picking away at that tomorrow.
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I shared the link. It's paywalld. If you're good at
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the Internet and you know how to get to things,
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you can read it. There's also a New York Times
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article about late nights and specifically Malaney. I'll talk about
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that tomorrow as well. So I'm reacting to last week here.
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I didn't want to go, oh my god, there's so
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many things and do a twenty seven minute episode today
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and then wake up tomorrow and be like, oh, there's
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nothing to talk about again. So I am squirreling away
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things because of how slow it was for the last week.
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It's great to have news again. I was also looking
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at the podcast numbers and the April numbers were down,
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and I was like, why are the April numbers down?
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Why doesn't anyone like me anymore? And I got all sad,
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and then I looked the numbers in April have been
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down the last three years. So there's something about April
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and comedy. Do people go on spring break? Do people
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stop listening because it's Easter. I don't know what's going on,
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but May usually rebounds from April, so I will calm down.
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Mike Myers and Colin Mockery are going to do a
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charity comedy show in Toronto. Mike Myers will do stand
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up as part of It's Always Something Open Mike at
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the Second City in Toronto on May twelfth. The event
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is being hosted by Gilda's Toronto, a charity named for
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Gilda Radner and a headline I saw from Australia ausie
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comedian left stunned as NBA superstar delivers sixty thousand dollars
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active generosity to a stranger. It was Australian comedian Brett
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Blake he was filming a commercial in the United States
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with Shaquille O'Neal, the famous basketball player. Blake said it
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was one of the coolest things I've ever done in
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my life, and while on set, he witnessed something he'll
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never forget. As Blake tells the story, a lady rocked
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up to the set and her car broke down along
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the way. So Shaq bought her a brand new sixty
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thousand dollars Chrysler and just handed her the keys. Now
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I'm not sure how that works, so like, hey, excuse me,
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can you guys help me? My car broke down? And Shack,
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I don't doubt that check bought somebody a car, But like,
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was there a Chrysler dealer next door? Did he go
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come with me, We'll go next door. And he wrote
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a check or put down his credit card, And like,
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you can't just like buy somebody a car on the fly.
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It takes at least an hour, doesn't it. Blake says
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the worst part I was technically homeless at the time.
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I was living in a camper by Roastbud Beach. I
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was like, Shack, buy me a house anyway. Fun story,
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and that is your comedy news for today. I will
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meet you back here tomorrow. I can tell you off
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the bat we've got more Nate and the Bill Burr
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and the Malaney thing. So we'll see you then