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Kalaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily
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Comedy News, a daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians
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and the comedy industry. Boy, it's busy. I thought I'd
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lead off with Strikeforce five today, but nope, the roast
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is still the hot topic. We will get to Strikeforce
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five in a minute. Starting with the roast. There were
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many many stories about jokes that were cut from the
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roast for one reason or another. I will do my
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best to share them with you. Variety caught up with
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writer Madison Sinclair, who was one of the writers hired
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to make jokes for the various actors, musicians, and comics
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who participated in the roast of Kevin Hart. Variety has
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these broken out by topics. Is unclear who hypothetically would
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have said the joke about the subjects, so we'll do
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it by subject. For a subject as Draymond Green, someone
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might have said, Draymond Green is a lot like Megan
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Feet Stallion. They're famous for letting other people shoot, and
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he hasn't been the same since Klay Thompson Laft. Draymond
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is so cute. He has that thing where his mouth
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is always a little open. That's one of the things
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he and Chelsea have in common. That's pretty good. Actually.
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New topic. Lizzo Lizo broke barriers when she danced as
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a stripper and hustlers, mostly because they weren't properly enforced.
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That's funny, funny. New topic Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis only
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lasted two weeks in basic training. The closest he's come
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to becoming a veteran is his views on Asians. Now,
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that's very funny, but it would assume general knowledge on
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the audience as to why that is funny if you
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don't know. Shane Gillis was hired to be on SNL
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and they dusted off some jokes from his podcast, and
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then he was unhired from SNL way back when another
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one not as good. Shane turned down doing the Rion
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Comedy Festival because he has integrity and he can't go
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forty eight hours without a drink. New topic. Tony Inchcliff.
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Tony has the license plate I Roast, which is what
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we all hope for every time he gets behind the wheel. Wow,
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Tony is like Milania. The only thing relevant about him
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is that he opened for Trump once. That's a great joke.
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New topic, Chelsea Handler. You might know Chelsea for being
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on e for over a decade. She also had a
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famous talk show for a while. See that's good, that's
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a nice harmless. That's great, that's a perfect joke. I
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like these. New topic. Kevin Hart. Kevin is one of
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the few comedians without a single allegation. When he found
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out about the me too movement, he was shocked. He
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was like, people are saying no to things. Fantastic joke.
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Did you know that Kevin actually has a nonprofit for
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organ donation called Heartless. That's not true, but doesn't that
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sound like some dumb stuff he would do. If Kevin
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can make a pun with the word heart in it,
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he'll spend millions to develop a crappy business around it. Kevin,
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thank you so much for being here tonight. I know
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you have such a busy schedule with stand up movies
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sitting on that shelf every Christmas. Kevin, I was so
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disappointed when you did the Rion Comedy Festival because on
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a human rights level, no one should be forced to
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listen to your comedy sober. I love these, Kevin. You
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are so talented, but you are the worst cheater with
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your bild. I assumed you'd be better at sneaking around.
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Kevin Hart is such a sellout, even his sex tape
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at commercial breaks, Kevin Hart is always on the worst
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platforms Quibi Toby, the ones he puts on when he
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argues with his wife. Kevin said he was only joking
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what he said. He would throw a dollhouse at a
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gay child. But we invited Tony Chcliff here tonight just
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to make sure. Kevin, why are always hooking up with
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women in cars? If you wanted to cheat and get
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away with it, you should have gone somewhere desolate and
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no man's land, somewhere no one would ever go by
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any means necessary, like Harthouse on Librea fantastic. Let's give
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a nice plug to Madison Sinclair, who will be at
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the Looney Bin in Tulsa on May fourteenth and May
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sixteenth at the Dallas Comedy Club. Now, a lot of
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people on the internet are upset about some of the
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jokes at the roost. I don't think they understand what
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a roast is. On the Charlie Kirkshow, producer Blake Neff
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weighed in. He said on today's show, we discussed Pete
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Davison's joke about Charlie's death while roasting Tony Inchcliff might take.
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I didn't like it, and I'm glad the audience wasn't
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into it. But there were other jokes we've seen that
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are clearly a lot more hateful and intent than Pete's,
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and a few bad taste jokes about Charlie. At the
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price we have to pay for how iconic he has
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become an American culture TMC. He reports the family and
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friends of George Floyd were upset at the Floyd joke
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that Tony Hinchcliffe made. TMZ says, George's family and friends
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feel like Kevin Hart should have told Tony to stay
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off the topic of nothing else, and they're baffled and
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disgusted by Tony's apparent obsession with telling George Floyd jokes.
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During the Tom Brady roast, Hinchcliff joke that Rob Gronkowski
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looked like the final Boss in George Floyd the video game,
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TMZ says quotes were told. George's family and friends feel
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Tony is a quote racist comedian unquote double unquote, and
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they're wondering how Kevin would feel about these jokes if
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one of his friends died instead of George. Cheryl Underwood
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was on TMZ Live. She defended the Rock's use of
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the R word, arguing that Rose comedy has its own rules.
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She said the context brought the room together, especially given
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past discourse about the Rock's identity. She emphasized that political
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correctness doesn't always fit in with comedy, noting roasts or
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spaces to tackle uncomfortable issues with humor. More about the
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roast tomorrow. All right, the Strike Force five guys. They
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are Sai Myers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, and
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Stephen Colbert. They were all on The Late Show with
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Stephen Colbert. Steven said Late Night is in a bit
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of a weird spot right now spoiler alert, and people
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are questioning its future. He then asked the other host
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to make a case for Late Night. Jimmy Kimmel said,
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I would say, I look at the figures and the
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fact of the matter is more people are watching late
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night television now then, and I know everybody gets crazy
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than when Johnny Carson was on. Obviously, Johnny Carson had
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a lot of people watching one show, but we have
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a lot of shows with thirty thousand people watching each one.
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It adds up. People watch us on YouTube now, and
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people have a lot of different opinions, and yet they
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still keep coming to us. Kimmel and John Oliver then
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asked why would that question even be asked. Kim Will asked, Colbert,
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like Ryan Seacrest doesn't get asked about the Wheel of
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Fortune or whatever the hell he's hosting. Oliver agreed and
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said I would actually like to hear Ryan SeaQuest defend
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Wheel of Fortune. If someone's next to me saying defend
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Wheel of Fortune's right to exist, I'm going to be
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leaning forward waiting for what he says. Jimmy Fallon waited
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in and said Late Night is one of those things
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that's been around our whole lives where it kind of
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is just part of our lives. I never thought it
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was a job when I was growing up. I just
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thought Johnny Carson came with the television set. People want
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to go to sleep, having a good laugh and go
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to bed happy. Kim Will jumped on that and said,
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but not before Seth Fellon agreed, wake back up for
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Seth's show. Then Seth Myers said, if I were making
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my case for Late Night, it would be that the
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leaders of the free world are watching it when it
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airs with all the hosts there, Colbert joke John Stewart
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is the designated survivor tonight someone asked to survive for
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the President to be mad at great joke, Colbert said,
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would it be great if John had to do all
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our eulogies? Some other jokes. Kim Will said, I figured
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out why you lost forty million dollars, Steve, and there's
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too many in your band. Colbert wondered if he would
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get kicked out of the Strike Force five if he
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doesn't have a show. Seth Meyer said, you're out. It's
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Strikeforce four. It breaks our heart, but it's like jerrymandering.
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Nobody likes it. But once the court's rule. Kim Old
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tagged that with don't worry, give me a few months
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and it'll be Strikeforce three. Kim Old talked about when
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he had his own troubles and said, I'll tell you
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when I got knocked off the air for a few days,
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people canceled Disney Plus. He then turned to the audience
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and said, why are are you people canceling Paramount Plus?
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Oh?
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Because you didn't have it in the first place. John
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Oliver stood up for his potential new bosses and said, Jimmy,
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until a deal goes through, I could just do a
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counter to that. Paramount Plus might have some good programming,
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unless it doesn't go through, in which case you can
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go f itself. There will be a new podcast episode
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of Strike Force five out today. I had to put
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the feedback on my phone. I had cleared that out.
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Episode thirteen will benefit Chef jose Andre's World Central Kitchen,
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a nonprofit that provides meals in response to humanitarian, climate
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and community crisises around the world. On Late Nighter dot Com,
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Bill Carter wrote, the affection among this group was on
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utterly convincing display Monday Night. The group long ago shattered
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the old Late Night President that competition had to resemble
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Game of Thrones. The banter was funny and charming, but
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a little concern about the future was always haunting the conversation,
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Bill Carter writes, And as these five talented men traded
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drives in stories like old college friends, drawing laughs from
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the audience and from one another, it only underscored how separate,
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sadly separate, Trump and his entourage are from some of
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the best time people can have watching television. Late night
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shows are entertaining. They always have been, They still are
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unless you literally can't take a joke. Send your letters
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to Bill Carter.
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Gossip Connor whispers in the street gossip con probably buppy
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gossip conn Aware the rumors meet with Johnny Mackett's always
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a tree. Gossip Connor whispers this tree, gossip Corn probably
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gossip Cone. Where the rooms me with Johnny mactowy a tree?
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Real question? Do you ever find yourself singing that? I
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find myself walking around the house with that stuck in
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my head. It is super catchy. On Gossip Corner? Is
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Carrie Underwood mad at Nicki Glazer? People think there was
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tension on the set of American Idol when Nicki Glazer
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recently showed up. One person on social media said, Carrie,
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no matter how talns it, ever since I saw her
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on American Idol, I picked up a really cold vibe.
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Another person said the tension between Carrie and Nicki is
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killing me. Mary Underwood said there is no beef between
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the pair. She says, I think Nikki did such a
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great job because it's not an easy thing to come
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sit behind that desk and try to think of constructive
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things to say. And I don't know. I feel like
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she did everything wonderfully. But no, there's no beef. I
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have no beef. Johnny Mack, you never mentioned Kevin Hart.
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I know Kevin Hart. This is going to shock you, guys.
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He's got another gig. He's making yet another movie. Famous
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director Mick Gee has teamed up with Kevin Hart for
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a high concept action comedy. This will be for Netflix.
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In untitled project, two rival spies cross paths at a
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lama's class as their wives become friends. With their double
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lives colliding in unexpectedly hilarious and dangerous ways, the two
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men are forced to reluctantly become confidants and partners on
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the roads of fatherhood. Are you looking forward to untitled movie? Yeah, well,
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there's also a we'll talk about this later in the week,
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another Kevin Hart Netflix movie, and that also stars Marcelo Hernandez,
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who does one thing. Well. It's called seventy two Hours.
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That'll be on Netflix July twenty fourth. My friend Larry
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the Cable Guy's got a new show. It's called American Mayhem,
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a new first run syndicated series that will launch this fall.
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In American Mayhem, Larry the Cable Guy brings his signature
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Heartland humor to a fast paced collection of the funniest
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