Dave Attell's Comedy Mount Rushmore PLUS Jerry Seinfeld, comics visits comic store

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Johnnie Mack with your daily comedy news.

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I have like a normal head cold, like an old fashioned prehistoric head coold.

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It's not COVID. It's just the
sniffles. It's weird. I haven't

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had one in the twenty twenties.
Uh. Hi. The Green Bay Press

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Cazette, your home for comedy news. They have a question for you.

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Have you heard the one about the
legendary comedian who walks in a local comic

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book store on a Saturday afternoon.
Turns out it's Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry was

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out and about before show last weekend. David Powers owns Powers Comics. He

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said, was totally out of the
blue. I actually liked that it was

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out of the blue. He just
showed up like a normal customer does,

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just walk in. But David was
doing well, and then he tried too

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hard, and he said, I
was a little disappointed he didn't have his

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puffy shirt on. David, you
tried too hard there to be funny and

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you missed. One of the employees
at the comic shop is also named Jerry.

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Owner David Powers went over to help, but Mountain said, Jerry,

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meet Jerry Powers says, that's my
favorite part of the entire visit because he

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did as Seinfeld as him. Seinfeld
said, well, I'm a comic looking

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for a comic. Jerry apparently said
that with that smirk that he has.

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It was beautiful. Jerry was looking
for a Superman comic book from the nineteen

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sixties. Powers knew right away which
one Jerry meant, but Powers didn't have

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it. Jerry Seinfeld spent about twenty
minutes browsing. It was clear that it

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was not his first time in a
comic book store because he knew to flip

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through the back issues of some of
the older stuff. Powers said, the

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really neat part about me is that
Jerry Seinfeld is worth like a billion dollars.

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He could easily order any comic book
he wants, even the most expensive

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one in the world, without a
problem. He could have ordered that on

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eBay. A lot of the true
collectors don't want to go do that.

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They want to dig. Missus Powers
tried to convince mister Powers to get a

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photo with Jerry, but he said, I'm not going to do that.

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I'm not going to be that guy. I'm just gonna go let him shop

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and be a normal person. But
missus Powers asked on his behalf, telling

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Jerry Seinfelder her husband is the biggest
Seinfeld fan she knows. I'm sure Jerry's

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never heard that before. And how
when a couple first met, he and

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his roommate watched the show every night
over and over and over. Jerry said,

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sure, why not? I bet
Jerry that's how he is. Jerry's

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exactly who you think he is.
By the way, none of that's an

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act. Nothing impresses him. His
reaction everything is just like huh. Then

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Jerry was spotted at the Creamery downtown. He had coffee and had a leisurely

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breakfast on a Saturday morning. Owner
Scott Van and manager Jim Jansen knew in

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advance that Jerry would be dining with
them at nine am. Someone from Jerry's

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team had called Wednesday to make a
reservation for him and his guests. Jansen

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said, I think Jerry appreciated his
privacy. Obviously. We gave him a

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ton of respect as well. We
wanted to give him his own space.

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Would you even believe that if you
own a diner and like I call and

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I'm like, yes, I'd like
to make a reservation for Jerry Seinfeld Saturday

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Morning, would you believe me?
No, Well, we're sold. The

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creamery has had celebrity guests before,
including Green Bay Packers quarterback Jordan Love,

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so the staff is well versed in
making sure that celebrities can enjoy their time.

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They're uninterrupted. Jansen said he was
super We were super polite and super

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friendly. It was really cool for
us to showcase Green Bay and have him

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come in for breakfast. Meanwhile,
Jerry was on The Today Show and he

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said he's in full support of Larry
David's attack on Elmo. Hoda said the

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attack was said, Jerry said,
nah, I enjoyed that. Jennet bush

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Hager pushed back and said Elmo's an
American treasure, and Jerry said, well,

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even Treshre's need a beating once in
a while. We're gonna be hearing

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a lot from Jerry for the next
ten days or so. I've got Jerry

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stories in like the next four scripts
already. I saw a trailer with Sarah

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Cooper. Yes, I'm gonna do
the bit, you know, Sarah Cooper.

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She used a pantomime to Donald Trump
on TikTok. Johnny Mack deals Fair.

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Sarah looks really good in this.
Visually, she looks really good in

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this, but that's not what I
meant originally. Her acting really comfortable in

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the role. And I saw a
clip of Sarah Cooper on a talk show,

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really personable. Camer loves her charismatic. I get it now. Why

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Netflix gave her a special off TikTok
videos, I don't know, but Sarah

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Cooper actually I like it. Looking
forward to seeing this movie from Cracked.

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Yeah, that's the website. They're
right about comedy all the time. I'm

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not sure if this is a new
thing or where they got it from,

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but they're sourcing David Tel here talking
about David Tel's Mount Rushmore of Comedy.

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Again, just could have happened yesterday, it could happened ten years ago.

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I'm not sure. Attel says my
Mount Rushmore is more of a Supreme Court.

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So most people the Mount Rushmore of
Comedy would have four people at Tels

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has ten. Do you want my
Mount Rushmore? I'll just go real quick.

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Carlon pryor Johnny Carson Bobo has that? Johnny, you didn't put any

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women on it? Okay, Carlin
pryor Lucy Bobo. How's that a Tells

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list. I should do a whole
separate episode about this. So David Tell's

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list, I'm not sure if this
is the order number one, Dave Chappelle,

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then Bill Burd, Mitch Hedberg,
Richard Jenny, sam Kinison, Bill

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Hicks, Great Giraldo, Patrese,
O'Neill, Gilbert Godfried, Bob Saget,

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you know, all solid comedians.
But you know, no Carlin, no

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Pryor on there, nobody from earlier. Maybe this is a twenty first century

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list. When did Bill Hicks pass
away? Though? When did Kinnison pass

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away? All right, so it's
a post nineteen eighty list. I'll make

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this easy. You know it's not
awful, but I'd have to dive in

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and analyze that. Who's on your
list? He has Facebook group Daily Comedy

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News. Drew Carrey was on after
midnight. He clarified some tweets. Apparently

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Drew went to the Sphere where it's
just sphere with Nova, you know the

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place in Vegas YouTube played for months. Drew went to see Fish the band

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you know Phih you know what I'm
talking about there? Yes, Drew tweeted,

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I swear I just talked to God. I would give you all my

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money, stick my stuff in a
blender, and swear off women parts for

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the rest of my life in exchange
for this. I had to quite clean

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that up. Drew. You're killing
me. Man. I was just on

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the phone with Apple the other day
telling him the show is clean. Can

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you remove the explicit mark this next
sent It's so dirty. I don't even

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know how to clean it up,
but I'll try. Drew said the show

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was like what it must feel like
to be a woman and experience great pleasure.

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Has that he used quite vulgar terms
there. Taylor Thomlinson had some follow

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up questions. Carry explained that the
reason he thought Fish was a kids to

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the female orgasm was because he went
to see the band with a bunch of

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women. Oh, Drew, I
got to move on. I don't even

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have to clean this up. He
said. It was like being right on

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the brink for four days straight and
then right before man, dude, the

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good part, an angel comes down
Gabriel and he shoots Heroin into your arm.

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Wow. That daytime talk show,
The Talk When they're wrapping up in

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December, but they've decided to add
comedians every Friday starting today. They'll do

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stand up at the Talk Today's comedian
Wendy Liebman. Next week, Preacher Lawson

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and Zorna Garg on the tenth,
Brad Upton on the seventeenth. Beth Stelling

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and Mo Welsh have announced their new
podcast. It is called Sweethearts that'll be

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out Wednesday, May first. In
the new show, the Midwestern born stand

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up comedians invite fans to examine life, sweet and sour moments through candy donuts,

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cookies, rom coms, love sex, dentistry and much more. Now,

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what's interesting with the sentence is they
didn't put a comma between sex and

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dentistry, so I may have misled
you. It might actually be candy donuts,

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cookies, rom coms, love,
sex, dentistry and much more.

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I'm not familiar with sex dentistry,
but I assume you get drilled. Oh

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come on, I slamm that my
sex dentistry joke was so good. I

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dropped two stories that I'll do tomorrow
because I wanted to go out on the

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laugh you laugh that was good,
and I did that on the Fly Sydney

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Comedy Festival. So I spent a
lot of time trying to pull clips and

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I kept clicking on boxes and nobody
had any clips except Sarah Keyworth, so

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I'll got a little long here.
Sarah Keyworth's show is called My Eyes Are

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Up Here, We Are Told.
Sarah Keeworth presents a joyous new show about

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family acceptance and a pair of big
will not super big losses. In twenty

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twenty three, Sarah turned thirty,
got diagnosed with ADHD and had top surgery.

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But the biggest thing to come out
of the year was the revelation that

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maybe mom was right all along.
Let's listen, I'm at that stage of

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life. All of my friends are
doing very exciting things, getting engaged,

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getting married, having children, things
like that. I'm not doing any of

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that at the moment, not doing
anything. My mom is panicking that she's

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never going to have grandchildren, not
because I'm gay, but because this is

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my job and my brother collects ceramic
ducks, so she's she's not sure it's

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gonna work out for her. One
of my oldest and best friends she got

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engaged recently and then she and her
fiance bought a house. I went round

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to have a look at it.
She wanted to show me the house,

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show me all the rooms, so
she was shown me. I don't know

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what to make. I'm not very
good at that kind of thing. She's

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shown. I don't know what you
do when an adult shows you their bedroom.

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What did you say? I was
looking at us, lovely stuff,

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very nice. I said, oh, we which side of the bed is

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yours? That's what I said,
That's what I asked. And she went,

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what do you mean? And I
said, oh, which side of

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the bed is your side of the
bed? Which side of the bed do

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you sleep on? My friend,
I've known her fifteen years. She looked

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me full in the face and she
said, Oh, we don't have sides.

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We just sleep anywhere. So I
said, oh, I'm sorry.

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What were you talking about? Man? What do you mean? You don't

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have sides? You go and pick
on at random every single night. You've

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got no idea what's going to happen. As you're walking upstairs, I was

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like, where do you cry?
I took a minute to get there,

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but very strong, very strong.
The Herald from the UK gave it five

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stars, presumably out of five,
and said achingly funny out on the eight

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hundred pound gorilla today. Nick Offerman's
American ham meanwhile out of on YouTube at

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four Central today. You can do
the conversion yourself. Adam Ray's Bigfoot and

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Cigarettes. Meanwhile, a little crossover
with the Palace Intrigue podcast because it involves

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a comedian, Prince William. You
know him. He's going to be the

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King someday. Diyana's son. You
know that guy, the guy that's not

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Harry him. He was visiting Saint
Michael's school. He was asked by the

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students to tell a dad joke.
Prince William said, and I don't do

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any sort of Prince William impression.
I've been asked to produce a dad joke,

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so I will channel Jack Whitehall,
as most of his jokes are a

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bit dad like. He then engage
with the children. The future King said,

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knock knock. The children said,
who's there? The future King said,

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interrupting cow. Do you know how
this money goes? As the children

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get halfway through interrupting cow, the
Prince interrupted them and went moo. The

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children giggled. Prince William acknowledged the
cheesy nature of the joke and said,

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I get a lot of that at
home. It's the greatest one I can

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think of that's clean and broadcastable.
I wonder if Prince William has some Drew

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Carrits file on material. Jack Whitehall
saw the Prince's comments and responded on X

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saying, rinsed by the future King. And that is your comedy news.

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is the assistance of AI. And I

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use a program called the script,
and if I misspeak the AI, Johnny

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Mack can do a correction. I
have used that often. If I misspeak

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one word, I replace it.
You don't even notice. It sounds like

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me. If I use it for
more than a few words, it falls

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apartment for one word, you never
know. So that's the assistance of AI.

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