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Kalaroga Shark Media an Aram Johnny Mack was your daily
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comedy news. So far, so good for what's traditionally a
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slow week. Dave Chappelle was in Abu Dhabi on Friday
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night and he started talking about Donald Trump's handling of
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the Israel Iran conflict. Dave said, Trump, I don't know
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about this guy. Can't tell if he's gonna do good
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or not. What a week you guys must have had
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over here in the Middle East. Trump wrote that we
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did a meticulously perfect attack. We've disabled a nuclear facility.
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And then at the end of the post, he said,
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and now is the time for peace. Word. I don't
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think that's how that works. Champ Trump bombed ran in
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an attack that was carefully planned. On WhatsApp. Everybody in
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America is scared. It's not good. When Bible places are
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in the news, that means it might be the end
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of times. And if it is, you know what. I
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had a good run. This is a great set by Dave.
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Naunio's member yelled out the name of Palestinian American musician
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DJ Khaled. Dave responded, said, DJ coled, let me tell
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you something foran This man is awfully quiet right now.
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And as a Palestinian, how could you be that quiet
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right now? And why are you so fat? People are starving?
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He's the only fat Palestinian on earth right now, Dave. Again,
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Now that I'm a big, powerful voice in America, I've
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learned I have to be careful and get in some
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kind of trouble and they'll try to extort me and
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put words in my mouth so that I come out
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here and lie to you. So if that ever happens,
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we need a phrase that has to be something that
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I would never say. So if I say it, you know,
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not to listen to anything I say. After that you're ready.
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The phrase is I stand with Israel. Wow. Send your
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letters to Dave Chappelle. It is a comedy season in
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Abu Dhabi. I will conclude on July twelfth with Bill Burr.
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John mulaney has started a book club. Yeah, I know,
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really cool right, Yeah, It's called Malanie Reads. He went
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on social media and announced I will tell you about
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some incredible things I've read recently and then you can
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make your own decisions from there. This month, Playworld by
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Adam Ross the best new novel I've read in many years.
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Playworld follows a high school student child actor named Griffin
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as he navigates the world of New York in the
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late seventies and early eighties aka my favorite time period
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and place ever. It's a really beautiful story about the
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heavy and adultness of being an adolescent. I couldn't like
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this book more. It's available at small booksellers and wherever
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else books are sold. Stay tuned for next month, when
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I'll probably forget to do this. WWE announced WWE Late
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Night featuring Tony Hinchcliff. Right, these are three pretty big
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stories for July fourth week. This is great, all right.
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WWE Late Night featuring Tony Hinchcliff at the Bergen Performing
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Arts Center in Englewood, New Jersey, Saturday, August second, at
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eleven pm. Easter And that is late Night. Yes, it's
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part of SummerSlam weekend. It is described as a non
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televised event. SummerSlam is August second and third at MetLife
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Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Boston Bruins were,
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of course part of the twenty twenty five NHL Draft,
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and their selection in the first round was announced by
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Adam Sandler in character is happy Gilmore Yep, We're going
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to see a lot of Adam Sandler in the upcoming weeks.
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NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman tees the intro, and then Happy
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Gilmore walked out on screen, hockey stick in hand, said,
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my name is Happy Gilmore. How are you proud to
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be part of the twenty twenty five and draft the
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Boston Bruins select from Boston College? James Hagens, So, I
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do put the show together in shifts, Like you know,
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every morning, I'll go and I'll look for new stories
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and I kind of slot them and I'll move stuff around.
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I'll be like, all right, this one I'll hold, like
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for example, this week, I'm like, you know what, it
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might be a slow weekend, let me hold this one
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for Saturday. That kind of stuff. So when I got
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back to doing the show after the weekend on Monday,
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I was like, what does tola Vella ties mean? Tollavella ties,
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And I couldn't figure out what my note to myself
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Tolavella ties meant, and then I went, oh, Tolllev La
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Times and the La Times did talk to you, Steph
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Tleev Tolavella Times said I want to be in a
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wrestling ring so badly. I don't know how I have,
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and I look like a wrestler already. I watch a
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little bit growing up, you know. Editor's note, I probably
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should have put this before the Sandler story. Oh well,
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too late. It's not actually too late. I could edit it,
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but that's not fun. Johnny Mac messed up over the
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weekend too, and got the day wrong on mel Brooks birthday.
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I guess I've been a bad week Tellavella Ties said,
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I love the bad guys. I'd be a bad guy,
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of course. Steph Tolive said, I look and sound like
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a wrestler already. I watch a little bit growing up.
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I wasn't a massive wrestling fan, but I watched the
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intros and stuff. But the wrestling itself, I was like whatever.
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But I love seeing wrestlers come in the crazy storylines,
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getting the crowd all on your side or getting them
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not on your side. I love the bad guys. I'd
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be a bad guy, of course. I'd be ripping everybody
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in half, just getting choke slammed. I'd love it. Is
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WWE listening to this, please cast me. Also from the
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La Times ots Goo at Cotska, she got into comedy
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when a friend it gave her a Margaret Show DVD
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in eighth grade. Otsko was like, I was like, this
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is badass, But nowhere did my brain go. That's got
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to be me. I dream pretty small when I was
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a kid in LA and my dream was to work
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in an ice cream parlor. And then at seventeen, I
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did cold Stone Creamery in West LA. By the way,
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it took me three takes to not say Stone Cold
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Creamery because my brain is in wrestling mode. I said,
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now what, I've already reached my goal. I peaked at seventeen.
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I have to dream more. In twenty eighteen, she got
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her signature bowl haircut. She jokes about being stuck with
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it because it's my brand, but also her fans have
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gone through the trouble of buying customizing lookalike wigs. She said,
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I mean, in this economy, they gotta be able to
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wear their wigs again the next time they come to
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see me. All right, gossip Corner, let's start with me.
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I told you over the weekend, Colin Jost is pushing
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blue Moon Beer, and since I did that story, the
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advertising is working. I was in the mood for a
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Blue Moon beer, so Sunday, my son was around him, like,
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let's go grab a meal. So we went to the
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local bar restaurant and they had a sign outside for
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blue Moon beer. I was like, great, I've been in
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the mood for one for a couple days. I went in.
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The waiter was like, we don't even serve blue Moon,
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and like it was all I could do to not
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get into an argument about but you guys have a
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blue Moon sign outside. So I got a Miller Light,
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which I also told you over the weekend is a
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beer that I enjoy. So Scoreboard, Marcelo Hernandez One, Colin
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jost Zero. I didn't want to mention real quick. I
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see the Rob mcalenny story about him changing his name.
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The short version there, the headline is he has legally
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filed to change just named to Rob Mack. I have
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a lot of thoughts. I'll discuss that tomorrow. I did
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watch them specials over the weekend. Steph toe Lefs not
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my cup of tea that I don't want to just
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like dump on it, but like, I don't know, I
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just don't like the when you're talking about like crapping
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over yourself or whatever whatever her opener was. I made
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it about two thirty in and a minute of that
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was a produced open. By the way, comedians, comedians are listening,
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Can you guys stop with the produced opens? Can you
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just have somebody go ladies and gentlemen, comedian name and
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just come out or just come out? These things were
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like you're walking on the street and wacky Hyjink's happened.
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It's very eighties and it's lame, and just stop doing that.
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So Steph had one of those, and then the special
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started and it was just I sound like an old man,
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and I'm the first one to say I love an
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old man Mountain, but it's just like just so filthy,
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and I get that's what it is. That's what the
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title of the special is, right like the specials actually
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called filth Queen, So she nailed what she was going for.
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But just num me, I just hard pass on that
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one for me on because it's July fourth, Candidly, I
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have already put together a list of the top stand
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up slash comedy specials of twenty twenty five so far
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that I've actually seen. You can read it right now.
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It's on my substack, which is mcdeepod dot substack dot com.
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I'll put a link in the episode notes. It's already
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out in a print version, but that will be Friday's
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episode because it's July fourth, and you know we're halfway
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through the year. All that made sense for a pre
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tape one that I really really really liked. Justin Wilman
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Magic Lever. Just trust me. Is it the funniest thing
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I've ever seen? No? But was it entertaining for solid hour? Yes?
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Slight spoilers here. If you don't want to be spoiled,
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hit skip. I'll do this real quick. Spoilers coming up.
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So it's a magic show along the way. My brain
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starts over analyzing how did he do that? I do that?
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And I'm on the internet and I'm reading along and
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just oh okay, I get it now, and like it
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didn't ruin the fun for me because I was playing
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along at home. But really funny special. Just turn your
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brain off and watch it. Justin Wilman Magic Lever. I'll
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tell you on Friday where I have that ranked, but
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shockingly high, I'll put it that way. Also out is
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a Jim Norton special on YouTube haven't gotten to yet.
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Also out is Josh Gomleman on YouTube that one's called
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positive reinforcement. Haven't gotten to that yet. He talked about
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being an elder millennial and said, we came of age
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at the turn of the century. Turn of the century
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is such a silly sounding thing to say. About nineteen
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ninety nine, when Limp Biscuit ascended, Josh told Boston dot
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Com the new special came out of the pandemic and
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performing live again. It really jumped out of me. Oh,
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I'm one of the older guys. Now I feel you, Josh,
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I feel you. A big part of agent gracefully is
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the intellectual and philosophical gracefulness of accepting change and embracing
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new things when they're good. But to know, I don't
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have to say cryptocurrency is new and that's beautiful. I
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was performing in Bloomington, Indiana college town. There was a
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young woman in the front row. I told a why
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two K joke. I could see something in her face
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and I said, when I say why two K, does
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that have any meaning to you? She said no? And
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then I had to explain why two K. We thought
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all the world's missiles would launch and all the computers
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would crash because nobody thought a year wouldever have a
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zero series z heuro it that it took this herculean
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effort to make sure it didn't happen. It sounds ridiculous.
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Boston dot Com and Josh started talking about technology. Josh
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Gonoman said, remember the laser disc era, when it was
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like a music a CDs, A movie is big CDs.
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When was the last technology that basically was good with
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minimal drawbacks? I came up with the GPS unit for
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your car. That wasn't your phone. Good stuff. I'm talking
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behind the scenes with Josh's people to get him on here,
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so that special is on YouTube. Check that out. The
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National Comedy Center announced a bunch of stuff for this week.
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Lewis Black is the curator of the Comedy Now week
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and said comedy is more than just entertainment. It's a
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lifeline at times like these. Laughter helps us stay seen
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and connected even when the world feels upside down. I'm
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thrilled to be working with the National Comedy Center and
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to bring some of the funniest and smartest voices in
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comedy today. If you're up there today, it's behind the
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scenes at the Daily Show featuring members of the writing team. Tomorrow,
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Johnny Carson at one hundred with Wayne Fetterman and David Bioncooley.
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Pretty Cool. Thursday Paula Poundstone, moderated by former guest Jerny Gunderson,
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who runs the museum and was on this show one time. Friday,
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Tony Shaloub and Brooke Adams moderated by friend of the
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show Kelly Carlin. And there are comedy performances as well.
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Tomorrow night Lewis Black. Remember he retired, I guess not.
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He's still touring. Lewis Black's The Rant is due tomorrow night.
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And Thursday, roy Wood Junior is performing so good stuff
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with the National Comedy Center, And that is pretty good.
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Daily comedy news for the middle of July. Fourth week
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Tomorrow is good too. I can tell you that because
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I have a lot of stories already in the folder.
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And I'll meet you back here then