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From the basement where the landscapers leaf flowers are so
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loud I can even hear them with headphones on behind
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closed doors. I'm Johnny back with your Daily Comedy and
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who was a daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians
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and the comedy industry. Listen to David Cross on Bill Mooher.
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I've said this before. If you asked me, Hey, do
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you like Bill Maher, I think I would just say no.
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And every time I listen to his podcast, I find
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it really compelling. He and David Cross just had a bizarre,
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feisty conversation. It was wonderful. One of the topics they
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clashed about was over transgender politics, and the quote unquote
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looney left Bill Maher said, good luck with President Vance.
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David Cross had casually mentioned that his nine year old
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daughter had transgender pals in third grade. Cross had already
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admitted that he lives in a bubble. Bill mooh were
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calling an anecdote from Seth Moulton, the Democratic representative out
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of Massachusetts. As that anecdote goes. Molten said, Look, I
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don't want my twelve year old daughter to be on
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the soccer field and be run over by someone who's
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identifying as a woman but is really a boy. A
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lot of people applauded him for that. Mar continued, I
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mean we saw in the Olympics, so and okay born
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a man now fighting as a woman. Boxer just beat
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the dog crap out of a woman. The other boxer.
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A lot of people would disturb by that. It's very
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disturbing to watch because it's a man beating the crap
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out of a woman. I'm just saying there's stuff inside
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the bubble that could be bad. Cross claimed that he's
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seen prepbescent girls kick the crap out of boys. Mar said,
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that's what's wrong with the looney Left. They just die
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on hills that are unnecessary to die on. Later in
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the show, Cross mentioned that his daughter has transgender friends.
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Mar said, wait, she has trans friends in the third grade.
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They know they're trans in third grade. Cross said, well,
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nobody's doing this to her. Mar said, somebody is doing something,
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because eight or nine year olds can't do anything on
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their own. They agreed to disagree, and that's when more equipped.
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Good luck with President Vance. As I say to my
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woke friends, we voted for the same person. You're just
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why she loves. This is a case of that. Cross went,
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wait what Maer said, we voted for the same person.
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You're just why she lost. America's here this and they're
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gonna go. Bill's right. Eight year olds can't really make
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decisions on their own like this. That's what most people
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are gonna say. And this is where the Democrats are
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with David Cross living in Brooklyn with man Donnie loving,
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and this is why you know we're gonna vote for
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Jade Vance. That's American in a nutshell. The conversation turned
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to New York City Mayor Zora and Mamdanni Mar called
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him a straight up communist. David Cross said, no, he's not.
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He's not Bill. Bill moore Than talked Cea Weaver. I
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hope I'm pronouncing miss Weaver's first name correctly. Ceam unfamiliar
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with her. She serves as the director of the New
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York City Mayor's Office to protect tenants. David Cross said
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he had no idea who she was. Mar explained, she's
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the head of like we're gonna fix housing. This is
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what got him elected. He has not disavowed her, and
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I could show you all her tweets that she's put
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out over the last few years and quotes, and one
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of them is elect more communists. I don't think you
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have to read between the lines, so somebody he stands
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with and by saying that, and also her other quotes
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are like all home own ownership is racist. David Cross said, well,
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that's ridiculous. Cross said he would look up more information
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on Weaver. In a different part of the conversation, David
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Cross almost laughed in Bill Maher's face. And I'm not
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even sure almost is the right description there. He definitely laughed.
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Maybe he just wasn't close enough to his face. Bill
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Maher suggested that Bill Maher has been soft canceled.
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Let's listen, people Sindis want to say cancel. People aren't
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canceled because they're still doing this, or that there are
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different gradations of it. There's soft canceling. I would say,
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I've had some of that happen to me. What soft
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canceling would be like, we will never give you an Emmy,
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even though plainly I've deserved them. No, Bill, No, you
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don't think I've ever show they don't know.
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What the what the categories of the context or any
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of that anyway that episode of the podcast is well
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worth your time. There's a new performer who has signed
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up for the Netflix As a Joke Festival, which starts
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next week. That new performer is Dave Chappelle, who will
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perform three shows at the Hollywood Palladium May seventh, eighth,
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and ninth. Craig Ferguson is going to celebrate USA two
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point fifty with his new CNN series American on Purpose.
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Craig explains, one of the greatest things about being American
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is the fact that what that actually means isn't always
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been up for discussion. My idea of life, liberty, and
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the pursuit of happiness isn't necessarily yours. Being American is
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like stretching nitwear. It looks different on everybody, and I'm
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fascinated by the endless variety of compatriots. There is a
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trailer for it. It's pretty visual. I went to pull
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it and I'm like, yeah, that's not going to make
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sense for the show, Craig said, I love this place.
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I want to show you why I became American on Purpose.
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Kevin Hart's sixth film for Netflix, seventy two Hours, will
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be out July twenty fourth. I didn't realize Kevin did
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five movies that were for Netflix. I'd have to look
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that up, but sure. In seventy two hours, Kevin Hart
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is joined by Ben Marshall. All right, the please don't
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destroy guys, we like him. Cam Patterson somehow got a
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second gig after his stint on SNL that I think
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is won and done. And you know who else is
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in this Marcelo Hernandez oh Boy. Kevin Hart plays Joe,
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a married father of three who, after mistakenly being included
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in an email chain for a bachelor party, joins the
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group for wild seventy two hours in Miami. Amused in
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nostalgic for his own wild days, Joe Kevin Art keeps
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reading the emails, reminiscing about a time when life was
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more care free. Eventually, he comes clean about the mistake,
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revealing who he is and he wasn't actually meant to
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be on the chain. To his surprise, the group's best man, Nick,
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invites him to join the trip for real. What Joe
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doesn't know is that Nick has ulterior motives. He hopes
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that Joe's presence in his settled domestic life will convince
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his best friend Mason to call off the wedding, but
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Nick's plan quickly backfires as Joe's unexpected arrival profoundly impacts
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everyone involved. I want to know more about who Marcelo
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Hernandez is playing. I can guess. I'm pretty sure I
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know what Marselo Hernandez's character will be on IMDb. The
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character doesn't even have a name, but I'm pretty sure
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I know what it's gonna be. There's also a trailer
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out for ted Lasso season four, and honestly, I didn't
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make it halfway through it. I was just like, I'm
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so sad because we all love that show, especially during
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the pandemic, and it just hit all the right spots.
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I feel like they waited too long, and I'm not
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sure I'm excited about this new plot. Season four of
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ted Lasso will debut August fifth. Episodes drop weekly until
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October seventh. Season four sees ted Lasso returning to Richmond
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to coach a second division women's soccer team. In a trailer,
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ted Lasso is seen trying to coach his young team.
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We're told throughout the course of the season, Ted and
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the team learned to leap before they look, taking chances
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they never thought they would. Anna Waddingham, Juno Temple, Brett Goldstein,
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Brendan Hunt, and Jeremy Swift all return. They are joined
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by some new cast members. I don't know. I mean,
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I'll watch, but I have a feeling my wife and
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I are gonna give each other the do we actually
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want to watch this face? Things are hot for the
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Flight of the Concords. Jamaine Clement is starring in a
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new comedy series Alice and Steve, will premiere on Hulu
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on June eighth. In Alison Steve, Alice is devastated when
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her best friend Steve played by Jamaine Clement, starts dating
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her twenty six year old daughter Izzy. She's going to
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lose her best friend and her daughter in one fell
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swoop ballas tries everything she can end of the relationship.
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Unfortunately for her, Steve's more than ready for the attack.
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What begins as a perfect friendship devolves into an all
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out feud. Gossip connor Wis business Tree, gossip con problem,
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gossip con Withers list with Johnny mac sully Trees. Pete
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Davidson has decreased the asking price of his home in Westchester,
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New York by one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars,
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just weeks after he listed it for two point seven
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million dollars. Pete Davidson attempting to move to Staten Island.
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Pete purchased the four bedroom, three bath home in twenty
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twenty three for one point nine five million dollars. Not
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sure what's going on with Pete Davidson. He appears to
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need money, which is surprising. He should have some money.
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Website the city has a suggestion for that Staten Island
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ferry owned by Pete Davidson and Colin Jost, the state
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official in charge of creating habitats for underwater creatures, told
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the city he wants the ferry. That's right. Marine biologist
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and diver Chris Laporta runs the state Department of Conservation's
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Artificial reef program. Porta said, something like a Staten Island
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ferry would be approaching a naval vessel. They're gorgeous. They
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would make a fine habitat for sure. Think about the
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iconic look on the bottom for divers, because you've got
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that beautiful blazing orange of the navy blue. It would
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be something should New York could be able to acquire
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the ferry Laporta would sink it in one of the
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designated reef zones that can create complex habitats which otherwise
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do not exist on the flat sandy bottoms of New
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York Waters. On SNL a few months back, Pete Davidson said,
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in case you're wondering why how to do a show
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in Saudi Arabia, We're losing millions on this ferry in
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New York City today it is the Paragon Comedy Festival.
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It takes place starting tonight through May second, twelve shows
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across the three floors at Paragon Sports in Union Square.
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I love the idea of this festival. It has sold
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out two years in a row. That is part of
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the fun of the Paragon Comedy Festival. Secret lineups now.
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In the past, folks like Marcelo Hernandez have showed up,
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and I'm pretty sure we know what Marcello Hernanez did.
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Other comedians who have shown up at Underground Overground comedy
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shows have included Sam Marill, Roywood Junior, Mark Norman, David Tell,
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and others. This year, it's not just comedy, there's also
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live magic. It is the Paragon Comedy Festival, kicking off tonight.
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Are you in the mood for some more late night shows.
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Comedian Ben Gleib is launching the first late night talk
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show for YouTube. It is called Goodnight with Ben Gleib.
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It will launch May twenty eighth. The pr is that
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it's the first late night show launching on YouTube that
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was made exclusively for YouTube. Glebe's weekly series or Right
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So Tap the Breaks. It's a weekly show, not a nightly,
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is designed to evolve the traditional celebrity focus late night space,
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offering chats with the usual suspects, while broadening in scope
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to include top thought leaders, creators, experts, and entrepreneurs, including
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but not limited to wellness and financial experts, relationship coaches,
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AI futurists, and psychologists. It will debut ahead of Outside Tonight,
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another recently announced late night show for YouTube, that one
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hosted by Julian Shapiro Barnum. Gleeb's Goodnight will tape one
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day ahead of the air date and run on his
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Goodnight YouTube channel, which has two point nine million plus
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subscribers at the time of this recording. It will premiere
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Thursdays at ten. There will be a live studio audience
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and a wall of screens showcasing the first global virtual
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studio audience at late night, bringing in real time reactions
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from viewers around the world. I think I'm gonna hate this,
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but it's also innovative, So I salute them, and I
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support them, and I hope I don't hate it. Each
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week we'll also feature a post show after party episode
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where Gleebe dives deeper with his guests at additional curated
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invitees off and over drinks and candid conversation. Keith Harris,
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the drummer of The Black Eyed Peas, will serve as
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bandleader and musical director. Some of the guests for season
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one include Nicky Glazer. Yeah no way right, Yeah, NICKI
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tap the breaks, NICKI Also. Other guests include Bob Odenkirk,
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Tiffany Hattish, Craig Robinson. I thought you quit comedy, buddy.
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I'm not letting that one go. That was a bad
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thing you did, and I'm calling you on it. Sophia Bush,
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Jeff Ross, Adam Ray, and some others. So that is
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coming soon. This all reminds me I keep forgetting to
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bring this up. The Netflix is a joke comedy festival
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next week. No one has really pointed this out. John
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mulaney is not recording his talk show, and if he's
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not making new episodes of his talk show while at
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the Netflix Festival, that means that show is dead. So
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I'm just pat myself on the back when I said
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two years ago that I didn't think the show was working.
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Apparently Netflix agrees with me. It could have been good.
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It needed to be produced better. And that is your
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comedy news for today. I'll catch it tomorrow.