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Callaroga Shark Media. If you skip
the weekend, please go back and listen

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to Saturday and Sunday. I pulled
a bunch of clips on Saturday with Joe

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Rogan and Kat Williams. Sunday a
bunch of clips from Jim Norton's Fantastic interview

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on Neil Brennan's Blocks podcast. Hello, I'm Johnny mackin. This is Today's

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daily comedy News. A couple of
good jokes from Late Night. President Biden

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recently had his physical Jimmy Feln said, when asked about his mental state,

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the doctor said, the President's in
healthy physical condition. Golbert said, we

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also got a list of all the
medications Joe Biden takes for allergies, blood

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pressure, and heartburn. They're all
pretty common eloquis crestwords. I missed a

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allegra, pepsid and nexim. Thanks
Joe. I believe that's every one of

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our sponsors. Et Online talked to
Taylor Thomlinson and asked her about this nonsense

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where people compare her to Taylor Swift. I get they're both in their thirties

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and they're both named Taylor, and
I guess they look more like each other

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than either one of them looks like
me, so like, I get that,

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but it's kind of lazy guys.
Taylor says, I don't know who's

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doing that. There's a couple of
comments on Instagram. I'm not doing that.

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I would never compare myself to Taylor
Swift. I'm garbage compared to her.

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I think it's mostly the name.
Yes Et Online says like everyone's favorite

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ANTSI hero Tomlinson's act features a few
digs at some of her ex'es. Though

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they aren't famous, they aren't excused
for making their way in to one of

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her bits. She says, anyone
who dates a comedian, it has to

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go in knowing that I dated comedians, and I went in knowing that.

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So this is if I were you, I would not date a comedian.

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I mean, I know why comedians
date each other because we both know the

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deal. But a person who's not
in this business might be very scary.

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It'd be like, oh, we
were just kind of on the record all

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the time. Stand up is a
solo sport. It's an isolated thing in

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a lot of ways, and I
love it. I love being on tour.

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I have a good friend who Wiltmes
for me, I love my tour

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manager. I've never really been in
a situation where I have to create something

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new every day with a group of
people that I really expect and admire.

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I'm a stand up first and foremost, and I love to tour. So

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when I took the first meeting with
the TV producers, they were like,

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we know what you're gonna say,
only going to film Monday through Wednesday,

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which means you could tour on the
weekends. Once I knew that, I

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was like, oh, well,
then I guess I should really think about

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it. The more meetings we had, the more people I met who were

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involved with the project, the more
I wanted to do it. Her dream

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guest Conan O'Brien. I think Conan
would be fun. It's probably a big

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ask, but I would love if
Conan did the show. Conin's going to

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do the show. He's got a
new show coming out himself. You'll want

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to promote Conin's one hundred percent to
do that show. David Cross spoke to

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the Consequence of Sound and talked about
the film work he does and the TV

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work he does and the stand up
and he says it's kind of in the

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middle I've done numerous kinds of indie
films that don't pay much at all,

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and I've done big budget films that
pay a lot of money. And I

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do works on shows where you don't
get it's out of money, but you

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get something. And I have done
my own shows which paying me more because

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I'm writing, directing and producing and
sometimes acting and stand ups sort of in

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the middle there. He has a
podcast and said, I didn't expect to

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enjoy it as much as I have, Well, then why started. It's

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called Sinces Working Overtime and features him
in conversations with guests like Jason Bateman,

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Michael Sarah Mark, Maren Janine Garoffalo
Amber Tamblin, Eugene Merman, and Steve

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oh Across that I've been asked for
years to put something together and didn't have

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any interest. Then I was like, all right, fine, but I

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really enjoyed it. It comes naturally
to me. They're all these interesting,

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funny people. We're friends. He
came to the realization that, look,

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if you want to keep touring and
you want to make money, then the

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podcast will help you with that.
I don't know. That doesn't make me

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feel good. You don't sound like
you want to do a podcast at all?

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Right, it just sounds like,
oh, I have to do this.

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That's not fun. David Cross he's
working on his next stand up special

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and says I'm in the very beginning
stages of doing that again for the next

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tour that'll probably start in the fall. Next year is the thirtieth anniversary of

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Mister Show. We'll see if they
do a reunion. Across's new special,

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worsd Statty in the World is on
YouTube if you want to check that out.

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Adam Sailor believes Lorne Michaels isn't quite
ready to retire from Saturday Night Live.

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Sailor told Entertainment tonight, I don't
see that happening. I don't know.

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Maybe somebody said he might, but
I talked to Lauren. I think

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he's saying enough. He's rocking,
he loves it. Yeah, but Lorne

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Michaels is seventy nine years old.
In November of this year, he'll be

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eighty, so he'll be eighty years
old at the time of next year's big

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fiftieth anniversary special. Isn't that the
time to get out like they always say,

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get out on top? Why do
season fifty one and now ice you're

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retiring. Let the whole thing be
a big farewell tour next year, culminating

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in the coronation at the fiftieth anniversary. You know you could stay on in

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like an emeritus role and say that
you're helping Tina Fey or Seth Myers,

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whoever takes over for Lorne. But
like, I'm not saying he's bad,

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I'm just saying you're eighty. Like
this is exactly the time to get out,

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like Tom Brady and Tampa. He
should have left after winning that Super

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Bowl, played one year too many. If you enjoy you what I do

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here, you can go to buy
me a coffee dot com slash Daily Comedy

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News. There's somebody in the tip
jar, but it's Monday. I'm not

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gonna get a coffee. You are
actually gonna buy me five eighths of a

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smoothie. Smoothies are like eight bucks. You throw five bucks in the tip

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jar and I'll throw on the other
three. Buy me a coffee dot com

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slash Daily Comedy News. Oh,
for once, let me remember to propose

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The show is free. Who's on this

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week? Dan Soder, Joe List, Doug Benson, Jeff Ross, Tammy

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Pascatelli, Dmitri Morton, Tom Poppa, Liza Selesterer, Verdaz, David Cross,

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free Do it Rama. Yusef grew
up in New Jersey. He said he

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didn't envision being a comedian. He
said, I never had this larger ambition

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because I didn't think it was feasible. It didn't feel real. When he

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was a teenager, he saw the
Arab American Comedy Festival and Access of Evil

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Comedy Tour. I always have loved
the name of that tour begin picking up

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steam. So by the time he
had college, the idea of performing a

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taken route. He dropped out of
school, landed a role on Sea Dad

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Run, which apparently was a Nicked
Knight sitcom starring Scott Bayo Rolling Stone Ads

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four years before Scott Bayo became one
of the highest profile Trump supporters in the

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entertainment industry. Interesting note there,
Rolling Stone, the arabnews dot com You're

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home for comedy news, spoke to
Russell Peters. He gave the advice identify

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your dream and actively chase it.
It's far more rewarding and have pursued your

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dream even if you fail than a
passively wonder about it. He said in

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the early days, he would drive
hours to perform, earning fifty dollars plus

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chicken wings a tank of gas in
a soda. He said, if I

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stayed, I'd be an exact same
financial position I would have been had I

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gone, so I wasn't losing anything. And if I'd stay there, I'd

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be talking to people for free.
I'd just remember all the hard gigs,

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those were the fun ones. He
has enjoyed his visits to the Kingdom.

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He admires the generosity of the Saudi
people. He says, I remember at

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the hotel they said, how did
you sleep? And I said, honestly,

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it was the best most comfortable bed
I've ever felt in my life.

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When I came back to my hotel
room, they had packed up all the

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stuff that I complimented and shipped it
to me in America. As for the

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venue, he said, the acoustics
there are great because it's built for that,

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and they put the sound dampeners in
there. The same can't be said

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for I just performed in Egypt.
Will Forte is sad he got to see

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Coyote Versus Acme. He says,
it's incredible. This movie has been parked

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by Warner Brothers on Twitter, because
that's what we call it. Elon wrote

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to the cast and crew of Coyote
Versus Act Me, I know that a

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lot of you have not gotten a
chance to see our movie, and sadly

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it's looking like you never will.
When I first heard that our movie was

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getting deleted, I hadn't seen it
yet. Yeah, some kind of right

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off thing, So I was thinking, when everybody else must have been thinking,

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that this thing must be a hunk
of junk. But then I saw

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it and it's incredible, super funny
throughout, visually stunning, sweet, sincere,

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and emotionally resonant in a very earned
way. And as the credits rolled,

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I just sat there thinking how lucky
it was to be part of something

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so special. I quickly turned a
confusion and frustration this is the movie they're

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not going to release. Look,
when it comes to Hollywood business stuff,

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I don't know stuff about stuff.
Even when a movie tests well like ours,

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there's no guarantee it's going to be
a hit. And at the end

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of the day, that people paid
for the movie can obviously do whatever they

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want with it. Doesn't mean I
have to like it or agree with it.

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It doesn't mean that this movie is
anything less than magnificent. You would

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be so proud of it. A
movie that should be seen, but won't,

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The Hollywood Reporter had reported as a
reporter would do that. Warner Brothers

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shelved Coyote versus act Me for a
text right off. Fans complained, the

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studio offered to shop it around.
Amazon offered in the forty to forty five

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million dollar range for the film,
but Warners rejected it. The film also

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starred John Cena, Who's got pretty
good comedy Chops. Netflix has revealed that

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Brian Simpson Live from the Mothership will
debut globally on the platform on March nineteenth.

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Directed by Baron Vaughan, this is
the first special to ever been shot

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at Joe Rogan's comedy Mothership. Simpson
covers everything from racism and gun violence to

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in vitro fertilization and masculinity. No
trailer yet, and that's your comedy news

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for today. If you enjoy the
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They might like it too. See
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