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This is one of those days where I couldn't wait
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to get the mic. I'm telling you, I taped this
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right after I recorded a Tuesday show because I couldn't wait. So,
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if you're like Johnny Mack, Dave Chappelle and Jerry Seinfeld
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had a street brawl, how can we not talking about it?
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If that happened, I'll do it as a bonus episode.
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The Sebastian Manuscaco thing has me out of my mind.
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But there's even one more thing before that that I
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want to go first. And I say, Hi, Hi, I'm
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Johnny mcdaily Comedy News. You figured all that outl ready.
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Let's do this a little cornack Red Fox, Rick James
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and Buckwheat, Red Fox, Rick James and Buckwheat. You see,
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there's this new Eddie Murphy documentary that I don't even
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think I mentioned. Yesterday was so packed. That's out on Netflix.
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We're gonna have a ton of Eddie Murphy press this week.
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He'll be out making the rounds and I'm sure I'll
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do a lot of Eddie stories this the week goes on.
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But this headline was too good. Red Fox, Rick James
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and Buckwheat. Eddie Murphy told USA Today, I paid for
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a lot of funerals, but I don't go to funerals Eddie,
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who's sixty four now, which is just terrifying because he
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used to be nineteen back when I was fourteen thirteen.
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Eddie revealed that he has paid for the funerals of
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Red Fox Rick James, purchased tombstones for William Buckwheat, Thomas Junior,
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who you may know from The Little Rascal Slash Our
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Gang Slash Eddie playing a version of that character on SNL,
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and Tim Moore, who played Kingfish on Amos and Andy.
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Eddie shared he'd only attended two funerals in his life.
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The first was for his biological father, Charles Edward Murphy,
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and for his stepfather Vernon Lynch. Eddie said they shouldn't
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even have funerals. I'm like, this funeral is morbid. The
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whole people in attendant sing your loved one out there emotionally.
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The whole ritual is too much. So no JUDGMENTI I'm
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just observing that implies. Eddie did not attend the funeral
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of his brother, Charlie Murphy. Eddie said he plans to
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be cremated when his time comes. I'm on that same boat,
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Eddie says. When I kick out, I'm not having no
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funeral and being laying up there and people coming and
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look at me, luring me on the ground, and there's
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no funeral and there's no memorial, none of that stuff.
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Just keep it rolling, none of that trauma. It's way
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too much a funeral. I agree. Eddie doesn't care what
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happens with his ashes. He says, I don't give an
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f what they do with them. Just as long as
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you don't have people standing around in my ashes and
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not trying to be in the urn while everybody's crying.
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I don't want to have that moment, Okay. Sebastian Maniscalco's
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trailer Johnny Mack, you've been screaming about it for two days.
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How bad could it be? Well, I'm going to play
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it for you, but I need you to understand. Why
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don't you go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News
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Podcast group where I posted this trailer, Because what you're
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not going to see here on this audio podcast is
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just the stupid faces Sebastian is making to sell these jokes.
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I mean, like hacks are like, oh my God, are
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you a hack? This is just unbelievable. Now, I'll play
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you the material. The material is not great, but when
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you add on the stupid faces, this is just atrocious.
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So this has me wondering. Is hilarious where comedy acts
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go to? Like Bill Burr went on hilarious and handing
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in his worst special, Gaffigan Special was not his best?
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Is hilarious not the place for good comedy. It's hilarious
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where you go when you're on your way down? Is
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that what hilarious is? I'm out of my mind at
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this trailer, So I've made a couple of its here
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because there's a lot of music and you don't need
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to hear the music. I'll leave the comedy parts alone,
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but please understand you're not seeing the horrific faces. Go
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to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News. Did I say
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YouTube earlier? It's a Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast
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Group on Facebook. Daily Comedy News Podcast Group on Facebook.
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I have posted this trailer. You have to see how
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bad it is. But let's listen.
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I have a mild case of sleep app ding. This
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is where I'm at. I'm gonna take my mouth shut
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so I don't pass away in my sleep. If someone
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came to rob my house, they would look at me
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and go, someone was already here.
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Let's go.
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I went to a drug store today. It took out
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can by the way you take out cash nowadays, like kryptonite.
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This kid was in his early twenties. He's like, what
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is that? I said, it's money.
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It's used for goods and services.
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Some people do venmo.
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Maybe you went out to dinner. Somebody paid, and then
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the rest of the group said, no, well.
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Venmo you later, no, you pay me.
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No you ever look at Jeff Bezos thirty years ago.
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I was a complete nerd.
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You take a look at Bezos now ripped the shreds
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on his super yacht in the Medidaranian and the.
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Boxes keeping coming. What's the doctor comes in.
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She's like, we're gonna need some urine. Gotta tell you
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people something.
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My sample for you. I wouldn't mind next to a
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guys that look like Scotch.
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I'm not handing in root beer as a sample.
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I mean, she Louise Sebastian, what is going on with that?
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Not good? Not good? All right, let's stop off on
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gossip corner. One of the Facebook group members sent me
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this one on the side. This was on Instagram. Somebody
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on Instagram goes by the handle McCoy jen Fan. Now,
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I don't know if this is true or not, but
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this is according to McCoy jen Fans, so this may
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not be true at all. This is not news. This
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is gossip Corner. McCoy Jenfans said of Nicky Glazer's controversial
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SNL appearance. And I assume this is during Good Nights.
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I'll have to go look at this. The musical guest
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standing next to her, but she had to turn around
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and approach and impose herself on the cast. I saw
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Chloe Feinneman roll her eyes to another cast, remember when
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she looked at Nicky's direction. Historically, if the SNL cast
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ostracizes the host after the episode, that means it bombed
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and they didn't like them. Nicky proved history right. All right, now,
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I have this on the DVR. I'm going to pause
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my recording and look at this myself. Be right back
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well to you. I'll be back in half a second. Okay,
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it is a half second later. I have here on
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my phone the Utube TV app where we don't get
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the Disney channels, No ABC, we don't support fascism on
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the YouTube app. I'm gonna hit play here, so you'll
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kind of here. It should sound like a guy playing
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Saturday Night Live on his phone. That is what it
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should sound to you. This is not the usual audio
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rips I do. And I'll do a little play by
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play here. Let's see. Okay, I have it paused. There's
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a still card of Nicki Glazer. I'm one hour, thirty
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two minutes and fifty four seconds into a file that
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is one thirty five oh five. I'm gonna hit play here.
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Let's see what happens. All right, there's Nicky in the middle. Michael,
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this amazing cast, and this was one of the best
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weeks of my entire life. Thank you so much for
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all right, and we're zooming out, and no one is
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approaching Nicki. All right, she hugged Uh she hugged Somber,
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I guess and uh yeah, No one wants to talk
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to Nicky Glazer at all. Oh wow, this is awkward. Wow.
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All right, you got to actually see this for yourself,
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if you've a way to see it. No one approaching
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her at all, and that's it. Wow. Yeah, wow. Okay,
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Now I'm going to go to the previous week and
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see what happened. Be back in half a second. Okay,
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I'm back. I tried to look at the Miles Teller episode,
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which is also one thirty five oh five, but it
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seems to get cut off before the good night. So
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here I have queued up here Sabrina Carpenter's episode from
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three weeks ago, and we are one thirty two twenty
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into a file that's one thirty three forty six. As
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a hit play here, she's center stage with the cast
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standing in a very similar formation to the Nikky episode.
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The Sabrina was her own musical guest, so there's not
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a musical guest with her, and let me hit play here.
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Let's see what happens.
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I'm sure.
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Thank you everybody. Thank you so much to Lauren, Thank
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you to the amazing past and crew.
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This has been one of my biggest dreams and I'm
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so so grateful.
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Thank you guys for having me, thank you for laughing,
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and thank you create such an amazing audience. And he
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very nice. Okay, no one approaching her yet. Let's see,
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she's just in the middle. She's walking back now she
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is being hugged by cast members and it got cut
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off for an NBA promo. So I'm not sure I
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have enough evidence there, but the nicky Glazer does seem
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a little awkward. The San Francisco Gate went with this headline,
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fired SNL comic jokes about the Warriors and Nancy Pelosi
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at San Francisco set. You know who the fired SNL
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comic is? Shane Gillis? Is that what his resume is?
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Just forever? Just that he was invited to the cast, disinvited,
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and he's now been on the show twice, so it
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seems like we're all over it. And it's not like
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he played the Riodd Comedy Festival. We're really just gonna
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call Shane Gillis fired SNL comic forever. I guess we are.
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The SF Gate right says tens of thousands descended on
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the Chase Center, blowing vape smoke and chugging last minute
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bud lights. It's easy to forget what an odd route
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headliner Shane Gillis is taken to the top of the
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comedy industry. They are minus. In twenty nineteen, Gillis was
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hired and probably fired by SNL. If you listen to
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me every day, you're probably familiar with that. I will
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skip ahead. Early into his hour long set, Shane Gillis
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said this will all end soon, The Gate tells us.
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Gillis referenced his friendship with Joe Rogan and made jokes
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about pedophilia, Black Lives Matter, and people with Down syndrome,
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but no one at the Chase Center walked out, We're
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so much as booed their displeasure. Gillis apparently was approving
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of the crowd's stomach for his more controversial material and said, Okay,
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you guys can f around a little. The Gates says,
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for what it's worth, the only I've heard at a
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Bay Area comedy show where when Dave Chappelle brought out
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Elon Musk, Gillis told a joke about going to a
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Pride parade. It did not go over, and he said
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that one might have been more transphobic than funny, which
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is a great way to recover. We're told Gillis was
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a welcome relief after his two openers, James McCann and
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Tommy Pope, slogged their way through tire jokes about the
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WNBA in San Francisco's gay population. They add, it's hard
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to get an exact read on Gillis's politics. He freely
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admits he looks like the kind of person who'd resegregate schools,
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but he's taken as many shots at the right as
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he does the left. Jim Gaffigan got a major watch
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job by Variety while Johnny Mack was on a plane
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the other day. By the way, I forgot to mention
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yesterday show, if you are traveling, be ready, Just be ready.
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My flight home took off at two twenty am. That
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was not the plan. It's a mess out there. When
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we landed at Newark, I counted there were two runways.
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I counted on the closer runway twenty five planes waiting
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to take off. The other runway had more than twenty five.
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I would guess forty or so just waiting. Because you know,
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you leave your gate, so your flight is technically on time.
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The departures on time. The arrival that's the arrival airports problem.
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But we took off from gate B seventy three. We're
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good here. What a mess, stay home. Watch job for
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Jim Gaffigan from Variety. They write, if Tom Hanks is
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known as the ever man of movies, you know the
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ordinary guy so approachable and unpretentious that just about anybody
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can relate to him in one way or another. Then
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Jim Gaffigan is the every man of comedy. Are they
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saying that Tom Hanks wouldn't call you back if you
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helped him early in his career? Is that what they're
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saying about Tom Hanks? That's not cool, Tom Hanks. If
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somebody had you on the radio show when you weren't
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that well known, and you would come up, and then
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suddenly you were too good to come up, people would
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say you were a jerk Tom Hanks. I hope that's
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not true. That would be awful if that were true
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of Tom Hanks. I can't believe Tom Hanks would behave
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that way. Pauseka's hostess making himself laugh. Jim Gaffigan focuses
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his humor on everyday observations about universal experiences. Jim said
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of the current climate, not the actual climate, the political climate.
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Jim said, I think this will go down in history,
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and it may be ending as we speak, but this
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is the best time that stand up comedy has ever had.
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When I started Versus, even in the time of Lenny
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Bruce or George Cartland, comedy was a much more middle class,
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lower middle class occupation, meaning there wasn't an expectation of