Did Taylor Swift just murder Jo Koy's career?

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Callaroga Shark media. I kind of
feel bad for Joe Coy. Hi,

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I'm Johnny Meg with your daily comedy
news. Joe Coy's performance at the Golden

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Globes is just getting destroyed, and
I'm wondering, did Taylor Swift murder Joe

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Coy's career? Listen to this joke. I don't think this joke is that

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bad. As you know, we
came on after a football doubleheader. The

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big difference between the Golden Globes and
the NFL. On the Golden Globes,

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we have fewer camera shots of Taylor
Swift. I swear it was just where

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to go to. Taylor stared him
down and drank champagne. That became an

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internet meme and I'm wondering if Taylor
smiles at that joke or even laughs,

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then the room probably smiles and laughs
and we're fine. I think Joe's material

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wasn't that bad, and I think
the room was brutal, and I'll share

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some evidence of that as we go. The media coverage not kind. Rolling

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Stones headline Golden Globe's host Joe Cooy
booed during monologue, blames his writers.

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They remind us that some of the
people who turned down the gig, Chris

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Rock, Ally Wong and Will Arnette, Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes as a

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trio. The joke that got some
booze was, and I'm sure JOKOI told

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it better than I will, But
the joke Oppenheimer and Barbie you're competing for

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a cinematic box office achievement. Oppenheimer's
based on a seven hundred and twenty four

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page Pulitzer Prize winning book about the
Manhattan Project, and Barbie's based on a

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plastic doll with big boobies. He
followed up with this one that just did

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not go over well at all.
The key moment in Barbie is when she

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goes from perfect beauty to bad breast
cell you light and flat feet ah or

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what casting directors call character actor.
Some I wrote, some other people wrote

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Robert de Niro's here, Yo,
I got the gig ten days ago.

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You want a perfect monologue? Yo, shut up? You got You're kidding

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me right slow down. I wrote
somebodys, and they're the ones you're laughing

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at. Look. Slate went with
the headline the Golden Globes were a mess

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and not in the fun tipsy way. Joke after joke fell flatten so many

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that Joe Coy was forced acknowledge that
he was bombing in the middle of his

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opening monologue. Reporter Nicole Spurling said
she'd never seen an audience rebel against an

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EMC so quickly. Joe Coy said. The lesson he took away from Martin

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Scorsese's Killers of the Flower Moon was
that white people stole everything, not like

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ninety seven percent. You guys stole
one hundred percent of everything. You took

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the land, you took the oil, and took the premise of the movie.

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That got a mixed response from the
crowd. Joe said, what that

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was your premise? That's hilarious.
I don't care. It's just the room

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is really white. Joe didn't get
one laugh, and it was at the

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expense of Harry and Megan. It
turns out Harry and Megan Markle were still

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getting paid millions of dollars for doing
absolutely nothing. And that's just by Netflix.

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Same topic, different joke. How
great was it Melda Staunton in the

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crowd? Wasn't she amazing? Her
portrayal the Queen was so good that Prince

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Harry called her and asked her for
money. That's a solid joke. By

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the way, you can follow all
about the royal family and if you like

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making fun of Harry and Megan,
Allis Intrigue is the podcast for you where

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if you get your shows. I'll
circle back to the Golden Globes real quick.

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But Glenn Howardton, he plays Dennis
on It's Always Sonny. He says

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Prince Harry is cool and very down
to earth. They apparently hung out at

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a soccer game and Glenn tells people
he's cool man, a very nice,

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very down to earth, normal dude
in a lot of ways. I mean

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he's not a normal dude, but
he presents as a normal dude. Okay,

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back to the Golden Globes. Reactions
on social media brutal. Somebody tweeted

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as a filipido American, this Jokoy
monologue is like watching a car crash.

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He looks like he's about to have
an aneurysm. Some of the other jokes

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that didn't fly Again, Joe Koy
probably told him better than I did.

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But a quartering to the reviews,
maybe not. I loved Oppenheimer, just

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needed another hour. My New Year's
resolution in twenty twenty four is to finish

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Oppenheimer by twenty twenty five. I
love Oppenheimer, especially the first season.

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Robert de Niro, your last performance
is your greatest performance. How'd you get

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her pregnant at eighty? I'm not
sure about this one. Kevin Costner's here,

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He's never here. He's on a
mountain with a cow. This next

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one's pretty bad. The color purple
is what happens to your butt when you

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take ozipic. So I'm wondering,
is Joe Koy now post peak and is

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he destined to have Russell Peters's great
career? Russell Peters sells out everywhere he

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plays, and I'm talking basketball arenas. He's internationally huge and yet ignored by

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the mainstream US press. Is that
Joe Coy's destiny? Now he'll play Filipino

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American audiences and have quite a nightless
life. But this was your shot and

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it didn't work. Somebody who had
a much better night and is now being

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talked about on social media. Anyway, Hey, let this guy host the

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Golden Globes. Jim Gaffigan. Jim
got up and said, this is the

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first time stand up comedians have been
acknowledged at a major award show for eighty

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years, good looking people through a
party, and now you've finally decided to

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invite the talented people. But the
joke that got all the attention is this

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one golden globes. I mean,
I I can't even believe I'm in the

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entertainment industry. I can't, you
know, it's so unlikely. I'm from

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a small town in Indiana. I'm
not a pedophile. George Lopez and gab

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Iglesias got up, they did whatever
this is that. You know, the

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cereal is not very good, but
you can hear how tough the room was.

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Or two guys who have been in
this industry for a long long time,

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so we know when someone's got that
special it factor, you know,

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like us, Yeah, yeah,
you know. And we've been asked to

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make sure that all the nominees in
this category also have that it factor,

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starting with Bill Hayter. Yeah he's
got it. Yeah, Jason Siegel,

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he's got it. Jason said Deacas
they got it. Yeah, now the

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Jays got it and got it.
Yeah. Jeremy Allen White, Yeah yeah

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he's got it. Yeah, he's
definitely got it. He got Steve Martin

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Martin short, they got it.
Yeah, Pedro Pasqual, Pedro Pascual,

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Yeah, he got it, he
got he got good parking too, got

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they invented it. So now you
know what. Let's check and see who

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wins. Some of the winners for
Comedy Anyway, Best Television Series Musical or

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Comedy nominees Abbed Elementary Barry The Bear, Jury Duty Only Murders, Ted Lasso

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the winner of The Bear, and
Best Performance in Stand Up Comedy on Television

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the nominees Ricky Gervais, Trevor Chris
Rock, Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman,

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Wanda Sykes. The winner Ricky Gervas
for Armageddon. Ricky tweeted, thank you

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so much for all your lovely comments
and kind words about my Golden Globe win.

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Best fans in the world. I'm
playing at two hundred Seedter tonight in

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King's Cross doing new material The Glamour. Have a great day. In other

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news, Pete Davidson has a new
special ad on Netflix today. It's called

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Turbo Fonzarelli. I'm seeing zero press
about this, which is suspicious. Now.

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Pete had recently canceled a week of
shows. I'm guessing he's been unavailable

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to do press. I've also been
trying to figure out did he actually perform

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at Foxwood's the other night, And
I haven't seen that he hasn't, which

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makes me think he did. But
nobody who attended the show was tweeted about

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it. There's nothing about it,
so I don't know. I'll let you

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know when I figure it out.
Remember Aaron Rodgers shot at Jimmy Kimmel from

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last week. Aaron plans to discuss
it today on the Paton McAfee's show.

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He was asked by reporters if he
any regrets, and he said, I've

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got to talk about it on the
show. Tune in a comedian that I've

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been digging a lot and playing him
on the Weekly Comedy Thing, which is

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my show I host on the Live
one app is Djdammers in the Winnipeg at

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Free Press spoke to DJ. He's
willing to joke about almost anything, although

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it took him a while to feel
at ease poking fun at his hearing loss.

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DJ was diagnosed with severe to profound
hearing loss at age four. He

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said, I didn't necessarily want to
talk about my hearing aids right away and

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stand up, but I didn't want
it to be a gimmick or a crutch.

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But then once you feel confident in
your ability, as you go all

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right. I don't find a way
to make this funny. It's a big

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part of who I am, so
I learned pretty early on. There was

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a lot of humor in it,
and a lot of people would relate to

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it. I like to believe I
learned to make it relatable for people who

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don't even have hearing loss. He's
got a new show out today on the

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CBC. It's called One More Time, a half hour comedy. He plays

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Dja, hard of hearing, manager
of a secondhand sporting good store, and

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like any good sitcom, he works
aside a ragtag team of eccentric employees.

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In the pilot, DJ's hearing aids
malfunction after he loses a dunk tank competition,

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and he proceeds to give customers bad
advice based on his poor lipbreeding skills.

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That's fun. In another episode,
he gets jealous of another character for

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being deafer than him. DJ says, it's like, oh man, this

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person's stealing my deaf thunder. I
think we cleverly played with the hearing loss

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in the show. I think not
taking it too seriously is actually what makes

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it. I don't want to say
powerful, but palatable, somewhere between powerful

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and palatable. I've never seen somebody
with hearing aids in such a prominent role

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on TV, so I'm hoping that
some ten year old kid watching TV sees

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me with hearing aids and feel some
sort of positive way about that. From

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chort old, Andrew Bird has been
named the Comics Comic of twenty twenty three

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over there in the UK, Andrew
Bird a longtime opener for Russell Howard.

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He won the vote from his peers. Andrew Bird said, I can't even

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pretend to act casual about this.
I am so chuffed, thank you for

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voting for me. Usually i'm worried
that the other comedians are slagging me off,

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so for a good time to say
that they think I'm good. That's

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going to get me through at least
the next six to eight rough gigs.

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