Dusty Slay's critiques of country songs, and Neal Brennan's view on comedians as civic leaders.

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Chinny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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Some leftover chokes from late night last
week. You saw the whole thing with

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the abortion debate in Arizona. Seth
Meyers said, eighteen sixty four. Was

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anybody even there yet? What was
this their first law? After don't shoot

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the piano player. That's a great
joke, Colbert. The law is so

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old that it predates the invention of
the cowboy hat, the urinal, the

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paper clip, and the machine that
makes paper bags. Should we really be

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enforcing laws from an era where the
cutting edge tech was bag. Michael Costa

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commented on Trump's repeated lie that Democrats
want abortions to happen post birth. Cossa

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said, come on, dude,
Democrats don't execute babies after birth. They

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send them to Hillary so she can
harvest their organs. Kimmel on a totally

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different topic, of course. The
cherry tree is the basis for one of

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our nation's most cherished, untrue stories
about a young George Washington who used his

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new hatchet to chop down his father's
cherry tree. When his father asked,

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did you do this, he replied, no, it's a total witch hunt,

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which is great, great joke.
Ralph Barbosa is going to have a

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featured spot at the upcoming Netflix as
a Joke Festival. Ralph will host something

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called Introducing Dot Dot, a showcase
highlighting emerging comics. This will be at

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the Vermont Hollywood in La on May
one. Some of the comedians include Glorillis

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Mora, Rene Vaka, Alec Flynn, Ashima Franklin, Dylan Carlino, Kill

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Creepe, and Mondal all caps.
I'm not familiar with any of them,

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which is great. I think it's
great that Netflix is spotlighting eight comedians or

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so whose names I haven't even seen
after prepping this show every day for almost

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five years. That's awesome. Good
job Netflix. Emma San was curious about

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Dusty Sleigh and how he'll break apart
at country songs does He said, I

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can't stop doing it. His famous
routine makes fun of Alan Jackson and Jimmy

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Buffetts. It's five o'clock somewhere.
Slay takes exception with the line it's only

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half best twelve, but I don't
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and I'm like, well that's not
true. You know, maybe five

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point thirty somewhere, but we don't
lose half an hour just because you change

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time zones. Well, now I
realized that Newfoundland, Canada actually does have

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a half hour time zone. Sounds
like Sleigh has fried his brain. He

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said, I can't just enjoy myself
reading a children's book. Now he questions

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the logical stories like Humpty Dumpty.
If he's so fragile, why did they

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let him sit on the wall.
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the horses and they're like, oh, we'll help. And now we're like,

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oh, we got a lot more
pieces. That's great. The Cider

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spoke to Neil Brennan. They asked
Neil if we're supposed to think of comedians

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as civic leader. As Neil said, it should be like the stress release

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and a ballast to the punishment of
life. It should be fun. So

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this idea obviously like Carlin he's a
poet and all that he's a drug addict,

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Louis c. K philosopher King,
go on, all this stuff of

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exalting people. It's like, cut
it out. No one can live up

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to this. And it's also incredibly
childish that you need another person to do

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that when you can. So that's
my feeling about all this stuff. It's

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like it's childish. I get it, I understand it, I understand how

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it happened, et cetera. But
like the Supreme Court has no credibility.

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But so all right, Rogan and
Chappelle step up what Clarence Thomas has given

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RVs, but expect more from you
clown. Decider said, well, isn't

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that John Oliver's fault for becoming an
Emmy winning voice for calling us to action?

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Neil said, he's a consumer advocate, but he didn't move to Maraga

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to become a consumer advocate. I
think he kind of fell into it.

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No one can win Gandhi e racist? Should I go on Martin Luther,

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King Philanderer? And then you get
assassinated? Desider said, so, I

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guess I won't ask your thoughts on
Palestine. Neil said, you don't want

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to know? Yes, also,
who cares? And I would hugely disappoint

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you, but I'm not going to
say which direction. Mark Maron has been

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cast in Owen Wilson's upcoming Apple TV
Plus golf comedy. Owen Wilson plays Price

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k Hill and Over the Hill ex
pro golfer whose career was derailed prematurely twenty

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years ago. Mark Maren will play
Mits Pryce's best friend and former caddie.

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Ten Episodes. Ay Chris Farley biopic
is in the works. Josh Gadd set

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to direct. I thought he'd actually
be good as Chris Fourley. The film

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will adapt the best selling biography The
Chris Farley Show Up, a biography in

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three acts by Tom Farley Junior.
Lorne Myias is producing, so that'll definitely

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get made. Paul Walter Hauser will
play Chris Farley. Leanne Morgan's new book

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is called What in the World And
It came out of asking just that,

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Leanne tells people the book is a
celebration of my wild ride from a child

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growing up in rural Tennessee to one
of the top touring comedians in the country.

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I shared all, from the many
mistakes to the triumphs my story as

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a testament to the fact that it's
never too late, should never give up

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any importance of embracing it all with
laughter and love. In Mumbai, a

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restaurant owner and his five staffers were
booked for writing after they allegedly threw eggs

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at comedian Mumoir for Rookie. Sources
say the accused had invited Ferruki to their

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restaurant, but he went to another
eatery nearby, so they threw eggs at

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him. The bitispit between the Golden
Dog in thefel on the Golden Bloats.

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The parking lot at the Donuts chain
has been packed lately, and I park

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on the side. People have figured
out that side parking is actually the move,

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and now I can't even park on
the side. It's really annoying.

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Taking a look at the comedy festivals. One show in Dubai tonight. It's

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Christa Stefano at Moontower seven o'clock.
Amy Sidaris seven o'clock, Josh Johnson eight

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o'clock. Ken Floor is nine thirty
Kathy Griffin nine thirtymo. I've heard a

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lot about Ismo. Let's make him
the late show early on. Amy Sidaris,

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Josh Johnson, Ken Flores. I
don't know anything about Ken. Let

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me click on this. Ken Flora
is Chicago based stand up comedian, a

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raising star in comedy thanks to his
hilarious TikTok and Instagram reels. Hmmm,

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I kind of want to do that
show. I like seeing people I haven't

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seen before. All Right, we'll
do Ken floor As at eight and then

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we'll do Eastmo at nine thirty.
Meanwhile, in Melbourne, it's another one

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of those random days where instead of
them presenting everything to me horizontally, they've

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decided to give me boxes. That
makes it confusing for me. All Right,

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Aaron Goarx. I hope I'm saying
his name right. He has a

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recreation of the classic late night TV
format ala Letterman, Leno, Conan,

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Course and et cetera. Well,
that's in my wheelhouse. Let's take a

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listen to this. So I'm a
dad. Is there any dads out there?

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I'm not the only one who's ruined
my life? No, right,

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they're not too bad. I love
them a lot, actually, but they're

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quite mischievous. I've got two daughters. Their ages are six and eight,

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and they're quite mischievous. They run
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always saving them, like slow down, bloody Elle, slow down, watch

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where you're going, you know,
because I'm worried about them, but they

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don't listen. They just keep on
doing it, keep on running for the

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house. And I'm worried something bad's
gonna happen. And sure enough it did.

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Just recently happen to my youngest daughter, Katie smacked her head right on

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the kitchen bench, up a nasty
wound, you know. But I did

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rush her along with the doctor as
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I say as quick as I could, I did stop off at Red Rooster

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on the way, but I didn't
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her empty stomach. But the doctor
was great. When I got her there,

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he patched up the injury. He
was quite gentle, and he said,

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look, take the next day off
school to rest and recover. That's

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what Katie did, and the next
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in her classroom, and as I
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injury, and she's asked Katie what
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she's not very confident and quite shy, so she was stumbling a bit.

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She was like, and I couldn't
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wanted to step in and help her
out, so I was like, you

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bumped your head, Katie. Okay, guy in abasement recording a podcast.

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That was a long way for an
okay joke. I think there's some materially

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in there, but he's gotta work
on his pacing. I mean that was

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a long clip. You were probably
listening to the podcast going, oh my

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god, John Hook this clip?
Were you not? You were? I

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almost bailed out of it too,
but he got eventually to that punchline.

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But yeah, you tighten up the
writing, man, Get to it,

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get to it, get to it, Okay. Next up, the Yanka

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Isamelovski's show is called Working Girl.
She's here with her third solo stand up

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show, taking you on a ride
through her sixth work career. Uh oh,

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let's see how far I can get
into this clip before I have to

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keep it clean. Let's listen.
The thing is like, I'm bisexual,

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right and I when it comes to
that's it. That was the entire clip,

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one second before she started saying things
I can't play for you. I

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try. Bonnie Tangy's show is called
Lab Meet. So I recently came out

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of a long term relationship, right, and I've been reading this self help

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book for breaking up, and in
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to enjoy spending some time alone again. So they say what you should do

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is take yourself out on a date. So right, just take yourself to

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a dinner, movie something like that, just on your own. But I

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haven't done it yet. I'm just
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when I know I'm frigid. It's
a waste of money. But I don't

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actually have a lot of luck with
guys, and I don't really know why.

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Like, I mean, I know
I'm not a supermodel. I know

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that I'm not like Bondo Beach level
hot, but I am bondad Junction hot.

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I reckon, have you guys been
to Bonda Junction lately? Yeah,

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it's not that good. So that's
why that's funny. So I reckon,

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parents are way too protective of kids
these days, like super overprotective, and

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like I'm not an expert or anything, like I don't even have my own

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kid. It's not anymore. She's
okay, I'm tempted to critique the pacing,

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but you know she's got a deliberate
delivery. So okay, let's do

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one more Chloe Pets Show is called
if you Can't Say Anything Nice Now.

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The cover art here is Chloe giving
us the middle finger. So I'm worried

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that this could be a little naughty, but you know, we'll try.

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Let's listen, fantastic. My name
is Chloe. I've al really gigged much

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in Australia, and I'm sort of
worried that some of my cultural references are

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going to get lost. For example, I'm a lesbian. Do you guys

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have that here? Fantastic, We've
got some down the front pink hare I

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can see. I'm a butch lesbian. I love butch lesbians, not in

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a gay way. No, I
don't sleep with butcher women, not because

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I don't find them attractive. It's
just logistically very difficult to get two butcher

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lesbians in the same room together to
have sex because we're just perpetually walking each

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other home. She'll get me to
my door and I'll be like, well,

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I guess I better getting you home
that little lady. The little lady

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in question is one hundred and fifty
pound hockey player named Rock. Very funny.

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I like her a lot. Fantastic. That is Chloe Pets and I

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wanted to leave you with this.
I saw this on Twitter. This is

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from Bossom Yusef. He tweeted this
on March twenty first. But when I

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read it to you, you'll see
why it makes sense. But I really

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like this, he wrote. Today, I am fifty. I remember a

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time when I thought thirty is quite
old, forty is really real old,

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and fifty is one step away from
death. Today I am fifty, and

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it was coming. It was so
far, and you had approaching so slow.

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It creeps up on you bit by
bit. And you wake up and

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you're fifty. At the age of
twenty. You feel like you're a ready

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tired, exhausted. You can't imagine
going on thirty more years like that,

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and yet you do. You're there. You wake up and you're fifty.

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Maybe there's one thing you wish you
didn't leave behind. Youth, Oh youth,

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What a wasted potential of people still
have it? You see, I'm

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already sounding as a grumpy old man
who just turned fifty. You want to

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hold on or whatever remains of youth
you have. You want to look younger.

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I feel younger, b younger.
The fake humility you pretend to show

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whenever someone tells you, oh,
but you look great for fifty. Rule

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of thumb. If people start telling
you you look good for your age,

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buddy, you have aged. Imagine
someone tells you you look great for twenty,

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you will punch them in the face. Today I am fifty, a

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day that I might have dreaded,
seeing wrinkles and furrows on my face,

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and people close to you trying to
convince you to do something for the wrinkles

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and the gray hair, and they
utter the magical words so you can look

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you know, younger. Yeah,
here it is younger, our kryptonide or

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Achilles heel, our holy grail,
our pain, our desires, our needs,

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our insecurities, our life potion,
our happiness, and our grief,

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all at once. Younger, Well, I am not. I am fifty.

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I am now more familiar, more
friendlier, and even more in tune

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with these wrinkles and cracks and white
hair all at once. I've spent more

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time with them than anybody else.
Time has traced all my life and ease.

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Why would I erase that? Why
would erase me? For the last

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five years, I plan for my
fiftieth birthday photoshoot where it looks so good

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with lights and professional photography, so
i'd hear the praise of not looking my

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age but for what it's me.
And I'm fifty. So here is a

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simple elfie, no filter, no
photoshop, no stupid ego trip. Today

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I am fifty, I am alive, I am here, and I'm very

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grateful. That's your comedy needs for
today.