Emmy Awards for Trevor Noah and John Oliver PLUS Jo Koy calls someone soft like a marshmallow

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Johnny mag and it's halftime in my world

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of Eagles Bucks and there seems to
be enough Emmy's News that I can now

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hit record. If somebody gets up
later tonight and slap someone, I'll do

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a bonus episode. But pretty quiet
from the host chair. Anthony Anderson seems

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to be doing a good job.
People seem to really dislike the bit where

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if you go too long, Anthony
Anderson's mom chases you off. That'll come

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into play in a second. Congratulations
to John Oliver. Some background. Both

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Saturday Night Live and Last Week Tonight
with John Oliver came into the Emmy Awards

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on a winning streak. Oliver's show
switched categories this year and knocked off SNL,

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which had been on a six year
streak. This is a new category

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Scripted Variety Series. The category was
created last year. There was a rule

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change that group last Week Tonight with
shows like SNL and A Black Lady's Sketch

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Show. The change move last Week
Tonight out of the talk show category it

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had dominated. And then I'll also
come to play in a second anyway,

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So John Oliver won, And I
told you about the bit with Anthony Anderson's

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mom, and I'll let John Oliver
take it from here. I am not

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leaving without getting played off by Anthony
Anderson's mom. So I'm gonna start reading

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off the names of the Liverpool football
team in goal Alison Becker. Then you

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got Trent Alexander Arnold's. Then you
got Virgil Van Dyk obviously, oh she's

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not here. I can get through
the whole team then, baby, I'd

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like to thank Jesus and my family
thing. Okay, the category switch opened

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the door for the Daily Show with
Trevor Noah. I mentioned yesterday I was

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rooting for Trevor to win because he
hasn't been in the chair in thirteen months.

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Good for you, Trevor. And
I really like Trevor. I'll play

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a lot of his speech here.
He's just so charismatic, good jokes at

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the beginning and the end. He
gets a little serious in the middle.

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I told you we would beat John
Olive it if he wasn't in our category.

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We did it. We got rid
of John Oliver. Yo really quick.

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I'm so glad everybody's coming up here. Can I just say this story

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has been so long, It's been
so crazy it's been so wonderful. I

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stopped by thanking the crazy Africans who
followed me to this country. David Kibuka,

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Joseph Opiel, thank you so much, David Meyer, my partner crime,

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and then the writers and the team, Roywood Junior from the very beginning,

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Jordan Kleppo, who's flight got canceled, the showrunner of Jen Flans,

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this woman rode with me through the
trenches. Thank you so much to the

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team, to everyone who gave us
an opportunity, and honestly the person I

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always think because he's just a crazy
genius for think of it. Hey,

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John Stewart, where where are you
are? My friend? Thank you for

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calling me up, thank you for
asking me to come and join you on

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this crazy journey. And thank you
to everybody else in this category. Thank

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you to these people. We did
it, baby, we did it.

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It was really good to see Roy
Wood Junior on stage behind him. The

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award was presented by the crew from
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Rob mclaney

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had cracked me up. Around eight
oh five or so, he tweeted a

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picture where you saw Rob at the
Emmys holding a phone watching the Eagles game.

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And the caption was something along the
lines of who scheduled the Emmys up

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against an Eagles playoff game. Winner
of Best Comedy Series, Abbot Elementary Quinton

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Brunson wins Outstanding Lead Actress in a
Comedy Series. Jeremy Allen White Outstanding Lead

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Actor in a Comedy Series. Also, there was a scene where the cast

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of Cheers reunited, Ted danceen Ria
Perlman, Kelsey Grammer, John Ratzenberger,

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and George went on a cheers ish
stage. Some wondered why Shelley Long wasn't

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there. I don't know. Meanwhile, over the weekend, the Critics Choice

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Awards Best Comedy nominees American Fiction Bottoms, The Holdovers, No Hard Feelings for

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Things the winner, Barbie Best Comedy
Series. The nominees Abbots, Barry Missus,

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masl Poker Face, Reservation Dog,
Shrinking on Apple TV. What We

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Do in the Shadows the winner The
Bear Best Actor in a Comedy Series.

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The nominees Hater Steve Martin Kevin Novak
for What We Do in the Shadows,

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Drew Chart for the other two tofarow
Woonna's high for Reservation Dogs. The winner

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Jeremy Allen White for The Bear.
Best Actress in a Comedy Series the nominees

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Rachel Brosnahan for Mazel, Quinta Brunson
for Abbott, Bridget Everett for Somebody Somewhere

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That's on HBO Max Max Max Max
HBO HBO Max, Tovary Jacobs for Reservation

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Dogs, and Natasha Leone for poker
Face. The winner, io at a

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Berry for The Bear, The Bear
Sweeping a Lot of things here. Best

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Talk Show the nominees The Graham Norton
Show on BBC America. I didn't even

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realize they were still showing that Jimmy
Kimmel, The Kelly Clarkson Show, seth

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Colbert the winner, John Oliver.
Best Comedy Special the nominees Berbiglia for The

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Old Man of the Pool, Alex
Borstein for Corsets and clown Suits. John

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Early is now more than ever.
Trevor Noah, Where was I Wanda Sykes,

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I'm an entertainer. Trevor should have
won, but the winner was John

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Mulini's Baby Jay. The host of
the Critics' Choice Awards was Chelsea Handler,

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the ex girlfriend of Joe Coy.
She told a joke that got some laughs

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and said thank you for laughing at
that. My writers wrote it. Chelsea

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and Joe dated for one year between
September twenty one and June of twenty two.

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Meanwhile, Joe Coy himself was back
on stage in Saint Louis. He

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was greeted with a lot of applause, and he went, holyes right,

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this big hug that he gave me
is all I need, swear to God

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effing whirlwind. Prior to his arrival
on stage, the report says, the

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crowd had been warned, no heckling, you were interrupting the show for everyone.

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Just don't do it. Heckler's will
be removed from the venue. Coy

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addressed the Golden globes and said,
lots of marshmallows. Man, They're delicious,

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but they're soft. I just came
from a different time. I see

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the changes that are happening. I
get it, But can we effing laugh

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at ourselves. One spectator, who
apparently didn't need the warning, yelled out

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fham on Netflix today Dusty Slay's new
special working Man. I think Dusty is

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fantastic. I hope the special is
as good as I hope, and I

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hope you check it out and enjoy
it as well, Taylor Tominson's and it's

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not at Midnight After Midnight. The
new title of that show After Midnight debuts

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tonight. Jason Zinneman, who writes
for The New York Times, apparently followed

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her for ten months. He spoke
to Dustin Nickerson, a friend of Taylor

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Tomlinson, and said, if you
want to make yourself feel sad, compare

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your career to Taylor's. Watching her
this past year has been watching someone become

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a celebrity. Hannah Einbender described Taylor
as the voice of our generation and then

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and this is going to keep happening
because of the first name and their relative

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ages, before calling her the Taylor
Swift of comedy. It's such a lazy

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thing to do. I get it, her name's Taylor, but like really,

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she talks about universal experiences, relationships, love, but in a new

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way. She's the most of off
comic out there. She's for everyone.

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Mind Bender pause and said it's hard
to be for everyone. Nickerson said that

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Taylor's the kind of person who wants
to get invited to the party but won't

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attend. When asked when she's happiness, he molded over and said, when

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she's making a connection with one person. I did watch Kevin Hart's Lift.

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I think the reviews were unfair about
it not being funny. It's not trying

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to be funny. It's Kevin Hart
basically saying I want to be Vin Diesel

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and make a fast movie. It's
a heist. There are definitely some aspects

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that seem a little convenient and unrealistic. I mean, he's got this super

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team that can I don't want to
spoil it, but they've got some magic

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gadgets that are just so impressive.
But it was watchable. I told a

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couple of people to watch it.
Not amazing, it's fine. If they

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make heist too, I'll watch it. It's you know. In Netflix movie

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Honeymooner's actor Joyce Randolph, who played
Tricksy, passed away over the weekend.

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Age ninety nine Natural Causes. Jeff
Dunham has announced his eleventh special, this

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one called I'm With Cupid. It'll
be OUs February third, John, What

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do you think of the title?
It will be February, John, Really,

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what did you think of the title? Bushwhacking their way through the topics

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of love, relationships and all things
Valentine's in the special are Jeff Dunham and

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his beloved dummy Corportz, Walter Bubba, j Panuts, Jose Halipano and he

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suspiciously familiar new guy Achmedes, Greek
god of keeler love. Here's a clip

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you I'm Walter, damn it.
How's your first dake? Go clean?

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Dues in the lac seat of the
car, your car on the squad car.

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Jeffs Donham said, if you hate
Valentine's Day, you're really going to

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hate this special. Watch it with
someone you love or alone with someone you

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hate with a beer. This was
filmed in Tampa. It is the third

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and a three special deal with Comedy
Central. I wonder if Comedy Central will

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keep pumping out specials or if this
is just a relic from a previous regime.

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If you're in a Jeff Done A
mood, they'll show all over the

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map at eleven o'clock on the nineteenth, then Unhinged in Hollywood on the twenty

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sixth at eleven, and Jeff Done
on Me the People on February second at

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eleven. Not sure how comedy this
is, but it's amusing. There was

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an auction for the props from Succession. You may recall, there's an episode

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where cousin Greg brings his girlfriend Bridget
to a party. She's not really accepted.

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Tom says it's because she brought a
ludicrously capacious bag. Greg. It's

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mantros, it's gargantua, and you
could take it camping. The bag inspired

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an Internet meme and now was auction
off for eighteen thousand, seven hundred and

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fifty dollars. A costume warned by
cousin Greg in the first season that of

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a goofy knockoff mascot for the Roy's
family theme parks went for seven eight hundred

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change. You could have also been
on the dead Scorpion paperweight, fake Forbes

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and New York Magazine covers with Roy
family members, and a framed ATN News

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poster. The most expensive item the
pink index cards from Roman Roy's eulogy of

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his father. Those won for twenty
five thousand dollars. Really, Twitter is

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having some fun with Kat Williams.
One person wrote, Shannon Sharp and Ocho

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talking Cat Williams claim that he can
run a sub four five forty sprint is

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the comedy sketch of the year.
The length of a basketball court is less

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than thirty two yards. To prove
Kat's claim, R and B icon Lil

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Moe posted a video on her Instagram
page showing Cat Williams run from one side

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of a basketball court to another at
two am. One person wrote, while

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a basketball court is actually only thirty
yards, he runs way faster than I

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thought. Evan Hart made a related
comment, not about that video, but

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this is about Cat Williams. He
said, you don't entertain the circus.

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You watch it when a lion comes
out and rides the bike. You don't

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think about it too hard. You
just go, Okay, that's crazy,

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the lion's riding a bike, and
then you go home and enjoy the rest

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of your day. Just for laughs. And CBC have Russell Peters Irresponsible Ensemble,

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an eight episodes stand up series featuring
Russell Peters alongside a fresh lineup of

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comics. Each week. You'll find
that on the CBC Tuesdays at ten thirty

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pm. In the UK, Radio
four announced a bunch of new comedy shows,

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among them one of my favorites,
Phil Wang. Phil and Susie Dent

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will challenge guests to help create the
new Ultimate Dictionary on Unspeakable that'll layer on

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February eighteenth, and Randy Feldface,
who's a puppet, has a new series

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about what we can do to speed
up climate change and bring a sweet end

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to life on Earth as we know
it. That is funny. You can

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find Randy videos on YouTube if you
hunt around. I say it like it's

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hidden. Go to YouTube and type
in Randy Fildface. It's not like you

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have to go be Indiana Jones to
find this thing. It's not hidden,

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but there's a bunch of the videos
up there. They are fun. And

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Place. We're still looking for a
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it just going to be the Smoothie
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you tomorrow.